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How's it going bros, my name is PewDiePie,

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and welcome to Fridays With PewDiePieeee!

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Alright, I'm gonna sit down for this video,

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just so that... you know what, fuck you, you can't control me....

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*breaking sound* That was so unnecessary.

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This screw got loose??

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I'm pretty sure...

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this is gonna bite me in the ass later!

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Official Moriigon: "is it just me or was PewDiePie about to vape?"

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No.

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"What's the name of the music in the beginning?"

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I don't fucking know....

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Just check the description!

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Like everyone fucking else,

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Darude Sandstorm!

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*crazed laughter* *Darude Sandstorm playing*

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"He's wearing the same shirt in the other laughing challenge vid."

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Yeah, I don't know about you bros but sometimes I wear the same outfit twice.

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I know, it's, uh, Fashion Police,

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Please don't arrest me or anything like that.

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Hey, I bet you're sitting in your fucking sweatpants with your fucking Cheetos all over your sh- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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"What's wrong with watching anime?"

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"Same, he's just an immature

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nearsighted person who thinks watching anime is a weird thing.

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It's the same concept as western cartoon, but some people just don't get that."

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You sound like one of those people that preach about marijuana.

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"Uh, it's so much better than alcohol. "

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"I don't understand how it could be illegal."

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"It's so healthy and good for you."

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*laughs*

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I watch anime. I, I make sarcastic jokes.

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I love anime.

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I can make a Top-10 anime list

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and I'd be having a full-on erection the whole time, but

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I like to make jokes, you know?

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Humor.

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I love Zelda, it's one of my favorite animes.

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Think about it this way:

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if I say something that's a bit out of the ordinary, maybe you should go like

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"Hey, maybe he's being sarcastic."

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"Oh my god! I thought I was the only one with cream phobia. Hate putting cream on, ugh, it's so cringy"

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Thank you, Clara Sofia!

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I hate creams... SO much.

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Noo...

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I feel like I'm gonna puke, this is so fucking gross.

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Fuck creams.

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"Youtube whooooore."

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Oh man, Youtube Whore is probably one of my favorite videos.

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It got taken down for copyright

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because of offensive material.

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I was in Youtube's call, it was the song that I used.

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Like I bought the license for the song

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but technically, if it's seen as offensive material, the license gets voided.

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It's really weird.

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I'm working on to get it back up.

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"You listen to Nickelback."

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Remember when I was talking about being sarcastic?

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I mean, honestly, Nickelback is not that bad.

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It's just, they look like fucking idiots.

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I know music is about the ears.

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But like, do you really wanna listen to this guy in your ears?

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"Bring Pewds Does Everything back."

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Pewds Does Everything - I love those videos.

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They were great.

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I don't wanna make them anymore.

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The reason why is because I upload every single day.

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And for me to make one of those videos in one day is a hell of a lot lot of a job.

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Like twice it happened that I got

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a panic attack from doing it because

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my body was just so tired of doing all these crazy shit

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cause I am doing everything

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and uh...

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It's just... anytime I think about

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doing a new episode I keep thinking about how shit I feel and I'm like

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I'm not enjoying this process of making this video.

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The result is great but making the video is horrible and it's not worth it and I don't feel like doing it.

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So, sorry.

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"I have so much more respect for him now that he listens to Nickelback."

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Are you guys sarcastic now?

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"Is he still with Marzia?"

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Trust me, if me and Marzia broke up, you would know about it.

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Like, stop trying to read into small things.

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It's so weird.

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"Go back to the way you were in 2015."

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Everyone on the internet is always preaching so much

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about how you shouldn't say this person is fat

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or you shouldn't say this person is this and that,

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but for some reason everyone feels so entitled to tell someone how to act.

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Like, "go back to the way you were in 2015."

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That's so fucking weird as hell to say to someone.

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Like - and you have the weirdest fucking avatar, like, fuck off, honestly.

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"Why? Why the bodysuit thing?"

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*awkward silence*

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Because of comments like this. *laughs*

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"If PewDiePie hates and says that drama is the worst thing,

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then why did he make drama with- wit KSI the next day?

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Well, KSI tweeted me and I just responded.

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I don't see how that is me making drama.

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It's even so like, me and KSI are on good terms.

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We don't hate each other.

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You can disagree with someone and still be fine.

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Everyone else is blowing this shit up so much more than it is.

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And that was part of the point of me making the drama video

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and what I was talking about.

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No one seems to care anyway. Fuck uh-

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Fuck everyone. Jesus Christ.

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"For me you will be best forever, you did an awesome job

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and I find your videos still better and better, thank you for everything you do for Bros."

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That's very sweet. Thank you.

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I was so happy with their- their feedback that I got from the

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"Old VS New PewDiePie video."

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I feel like I'm finally at a point where I am proud of the content that I make.

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Like this guy: "I want him to play Amnesia again."

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Even though a lot of people want me to make a lot of other type of videos,

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I'm making the videos that I'll enjoy making.

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Sure, I could still upload another part of Happy Wheels,

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and people would enjoy it,

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even though I did God knows how many.

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But I wouldn't enjoy making those videos.

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I feel like, yes, I would probably get more views and subscribers

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if I catered to my audience more.

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But I think I'm good. You know what, I think I'm alright.

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I think I'll be okay either way.

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And that doesn't mean I don't care about what you guys say,

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it's just that I wanna make stuff that I'm proud of.

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"So this title and thumbnail literally had nothing to do with the actual video?"

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I remember this comment.

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*laughs*

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I got a lot of comments about this because

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the title and thumbnail were something that was in the end of the video.

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Like the vlog, for example.

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What do you guys think about the title and thumbnail?

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I just try to do something that people would wanna click on.

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I feel like I have the content and the entertainment is there.

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I just need to get people in the video.

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I don't feel like I'm misleading anyone, you know what I mean.

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There's a thin line that you kind of have to pick.

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"What happened to the dog's eye?"

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I'm guessing you're asking about Maya.

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Maya lost her eye before we got her

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and she's not bothered with it so it's okay.

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"Don't shave your bird."

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I won't.

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"Your girlfriend is adorable."

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Were you hitting on my girl, bitch?

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"You don't use AdBlock." I use AdBlock.

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There's a lot of fucking annoying websites.

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I greenlight it on Youtube which basically means it's not on on Youtube.

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If everyone used AdBlock, I wouldn't be able to do what I'm doing.

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And that doesn't mean I only make videos just to make money.

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I made videos over a year before I made any money on them.

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I just wasn't able to do it on such a frequent basis.

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Even if Youtube turned off their way of making like ads-, ad revenue,

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I would still make videos.

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I just wouldn't be able to do it at the same frequency as now.

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I have a lot of respect for what I do and

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even though my channel is so silly and so stupid,

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I take it very seriously.

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That was a total different answer to the question. *laughs*

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But I hope it makes sense.

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"The people that filmed him must feel so weird"

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I bet they do feel weird, but we also have a lot of fun shooting together, like

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it's not some weird porno where...

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Okay, it is a weird porno.

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Blastin' it!

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"I'm sure a lot of people can relate PewDiePie to FilthyFrank."

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I've drawn a lot of inspiration from FilthyFrank

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and I do think we have a lot of similarities, but

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I'm nowhere near as insane as that guy. *laughs*

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"GradeAunderA destroyed you, bro." I love this.

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Like I can literally tweet someone I know like half a joke and people would just be like,

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OHHHH!

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OHH SHIT! HE DID NOT SAY THAT!

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That bitch got roasted!"

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Like Grade didn't even say anything bad.

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*thinking pause*

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I think.

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(Grade: All because of these three idiots!)

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He better not.

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*laughs* Fucking Hell. *laughs* Alright Bros.

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Thank you so much for watching this video, leave a like if you enjoyed.

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I got a new challenge for you.

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Post something on Tumblr. Hashstag it #Pewdiepie.

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I will review my Tumblr in the next video.

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And if it's only Dan and Phil, I swear to fucking God!

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Make me laugh. Make me cry. Make me wanna die.

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'Cause I'm PewDiePie.

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Bitch. Thank you Bros so much for watching,

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thank you for leaving your comments.

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I love reading comments, I really appreciate you,

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for being interactive and not just watching my videos.

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And as always, you ready for this?

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Stay awesome, Bros.

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You see this?

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Brad, get in here, quick!

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Yeah. Yeah, that's some good shit. This is fucked up.

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Thi- I don't like this one. *gagging noise*

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Japan, you're straight up weird man, what the fuck is this.

