WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:08.660 *dramatic cue* i can now manipulate my audience 00:00:08.660 --> 00:00:09.160 *gasps* omg pewds 00:00:09.549 --> 00:00:14.980 I can now make videos without any substance 00:00:14.980 --> 00:00:18.550 I can now make the same videos over and over 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:22.480 and still stay relevant somehow 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:24.480 -I ( me pewdiepie 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:26.820 edgar: pls stop pewds 00:00:26.820 --> 00:00:30.480 have dyed my hair Audience: omg!! 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:32.920 Audience: I CANT BELIEVE THIS YES!1! 00:00:34.660 --> 00:00:38.470 little teenage girls will bow before me ( bows) 00:00:40.460 --> 00:00:44.379 they will buy all my merchandise 00:00:44.379 --> 00:00:47.820 they will click like on all my videos 00:00:48.350 --> 00:00:52.309 Some say i am the new Tana Mongeau ( omg pews got fucked by a toothbrush) 00:00:52.309 --> 00:00:54.820 of the internet 00:00:54.820 --> 00:00:57.160 Okay let's just–let's just take out all 00:00:57.160 --> 00:01:02.170 the comparisons so you can just fu– 00:01:02.170 --> 00:01:04.059 shu–shut up and move on 00:01:04.060 --> 00:01:11.500 Jack Frost, Danny Phantom, Dante from Dante's Inferno 00:01:12.660 --> 00:01:14.920 albino Kazoo Kid ( SEXAY) 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:18.400 people are already in outrage 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:26.020 why sad face , sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face 00:01:26.020 --> 00:01:33.880 sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, ( A lot of sad faces amirite) sad face 00:01:34.100 --> 00:01:38.340 sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face, sad face 00:01:38.660 --> 00:01:40.040 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:41.460 your hair is awful! 00:01:42.020 --> 00:01:42.520 BLUEGHH 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:44.000 (Womitin-pfft hehe 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:44.940 hehuhuhu 00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:48.220 stop change it BACK 00:01:48.220 --> 00:01:52.020 what made you think that ''dyeing'' your hair white 00:01:52.020 --> 00:01:55.300 was a good idea have you heard of 00:01:55.300 --> 00:01:58.420 vIEWS i can literally make a 10-minute 00:01:58.420 --> 00:02:01.869 video with no substance about my hair a 00:02:01.869 --> 00:02:03.939 thing that literally anyone else on the 00:02:03.939 --> 00:02:07.090 fucking planet will not care about Pewdie 00:02:07.090 --> 00:02:09.240 pie white hair has the internet shook(peweminist) 00:02:09.250 --> 00:02:11.380 but why did he do it 00:02:11.380 --> 00:02:12.940 why did he do It?! 00:02:13.260 --> 00:02:21.920 *feel depressed yet 00:02:21.920 --> 00:02:24.440 there are some seriously unanswered 00:02:24.440 --> 00:02:26.510 questions AR EN I mean it's 00:02:26.510 --> 00:02:29.660 practically been covered by every news 00:02:29.660 --> 00:02:32.270 media outlet in the world now speaking 00:02:32.270 --> 00:02:33.860 of PewDiePie tweeted today saying just 00:02:33.860 --> 00:02:34.970 that I look really cute in this picture 00:02:34.970 --> 00:02:37.520 i will probably delete later showing 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:40.250 here that now he dyed his hair white and 00:02:40.250 --> 00:02:42.370 he's putting makeup on so i guess pewdiepie has 00:02:42.380 --> 00:02:44.150 a whole new look now that * laughter of shame* fuck did you 00:02:44.150 --> 00:02:47.620 say scarce so i guess pewdiepe has a new look now 00:02:47.630 --> 00:02:50.510 now are you trying to make fun of my 00:02:50.510 --> 00:02:54.410 hair scarce * spits ACTUALLY R.I.P* you piece of fucking shit 00:02:54.410 --> 00:02:57.170 you're mocking me for my physical 00:02:57.170 --> 00:02:59.720 appearance SO I GUESS POOPEEPIE HAS A NEW LOOK- 00:02:59.720 --> 00:03:04.400 how could you do that 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:06.560 I AM disappointed in you Scarce 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:10.209 I thought you were better than that 00:03:11.020 --> 00:03:12.090 #R.I.P 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.500 let's see what you guys thought about my 00:03:17.510 --> 00:03:19.610 haircut because your opinions matter 00:03:19.610 --> 00:03:22.370 more to me than anyone elses is my 00:03:22.370 --> 00:03:24.830 chemical romance back together now? I 00:03:24.830 --> 00:03:29.310 mean- R.I.PPP 00:03:29.320 --> 00:03:30.970 getting throwback feels from your 00:03:30.980 --> 00:03:31.700 hair man 00:03:31.700 --> 00:03:34.640 god dammit forgot about Gerard I'm a 00:03:34.640 --> 00:03:36.740 little scared how fuckable i am with 00:03:36.740 --> 00:03:37.490 makeup 00:03:37.490 --> 00:03:44.770 smash or pass make your pick is he HUAHAHHAH*oink*AHAA*oink*HAHAHA! 00:03:44.780 --> 00:03:47.060 turning into a massive faggot listen I 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:50.209 will do anything anything to get out of 00:03:50.209 --> 00:03:51.709 this YouTube hellhole 00:03:51.709 --> 00:03:54.410 hey goods you have to drink the bleach 00:03:54.410 --> 00:03:57.500 not put it in your hair 00:04:00.200 --> 00:04:02.060 now I'm all paranoid my hair and shit STAHP 00:04:02.060 --> 00:04:03.620 oh shit i forgot 00:04:03.620 --> 00:04:05.930 hey hows it going bros my name is POOOOOODIEPEPIEEEEEE- and 00:04:05.930 --> 00:04:10.660 welcome to FRAIDAIS WITH POOPIEPAAAA 00:04:16.400 --> 00:04:18.519 I wanna-- actually--you know 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:20.230 all jokes aside I wanted to make an update 00:04:20.230 --> 00:04:22.270 video today it's been awhile i know i've 00:04:22.270 --> 00:04:23.770 been bitching and complaining a lot 00:04:23.770 --> 00:04:27.910 lately and i want to say i am sorry i 00:04:27.910 --> 00:04:31.690 wanted this video to be positive so 00:04:31.690 --> 00:04:59.930 let's talk about some positive things *R.I.P* 00:04:59.930 --> 00:05:02.990 I can't oh I gotta go ya i got an update 00:05:02.990 --> 00:05:05.120 on the whole moderator things i said i 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:07.009 would add you guys as moderators 00:05:07.009 --> 00:05:14.660 well turns out i can't i tried three 00:05:14.660 --> 00:05:17.030 times now I add people as moderators 00:05:17.030 --> 00:05:18.650 whenever i refresh the page 00:05:18.650 --> 00:05:23.740 they're all gone that's really good 00:05:23.750 --> 00:05:28.310 that feature is there.. thats not really positive is it *chuckles* 00:05:28.310 --> 00:05:31.729 oh of course I know 00:05:31.780 --> 00:05:33.740 hey tuber happy valentines day update 00:05:33.740 --> 00:05:36.110 it's actually really cool i know a lot 00:05:36.110 --> 00:05:37.789 of Arrgghh no one plays the game 00:05:37.840 --> 00:05:39.710 anymore yeah really really funny ( i play et ;-;) 00:05:39.710 --> 00:05:41.660 there's a lot of people playing the game 00:05:41.700 --> 00:05:44.960 myself included and in fact anyone who 00:05:44.960 --> 00:05:47.720 is cool like me is playing the game look 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:50.640 how I'm playing right now 00:05:50.640 --> 00:05:56.240 *waiting music) 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:58.729 this event is only laughing 12 days so 00:05:58.729 --> 00:06:00.440 if you want to get like the unique items 00:06:00.440 --> 00:06:02.389 you can only get it during these days if 00:06:02.389 --> 00:06:05.419 you have the game installed check it out 00:06:05.419 --> 00:06:08.030 and download I there's also new feature 00:06:08.030 --> 00:06:09.770 called networks where you basically can 00:06:09.770 --> 00:06:11.840 join each other's network it's pretty 00:06:11.840 --> 00:06:15.919 cool you can join my network called 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:18.050 "plzkillme" 00:06:18.050 --> 00:06:20.270 honestly I have blown away by the 00:06:20.270 --> 00:06:22.250 creativity of people playing the game 00:06:22.250 --> 00:06:24.040 because the net-- the online feature is 00:06:24.050 --> 00:06:27.440 working really well now and I think when 00:06:27.440 --> 00:06:29.000 it's the game with knew there was too 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:30.710 many people playing it and it just didn't 00:06:30.710 --> 00:06:32.900 work properly but seeing how well people 00:06:32.900 --> 00:06:35.270 implement the theme it's just it's so 00:06:35.270 --> 00:06:37.809 cool to see people being creative in so 00:06:37.819 --> 00:06:40.250 this this thing with PewDiePie this is 00:06:40.250 --> 00:06:42.560 the winner so cool 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:45.319 this is a second this is the third oh 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:49.039 yeah I rank 232 in my own fucking game 00:06:49.039 --> 00:06:51.259 about myself 00:06:51.259 --> 00:06:54.259 Bravo me good job Felix a lot of you 00:06:54.259 --> 00:06:56.300 guys have also been asking about slippy 00:06:56.300 --> 00:07:01.310 if he alive haha..-I dont fu-i wouldn't just kill slippy 00:07:01.310 --> 00:07:02.630 okay like I'm not a fucking 00:07:02.630 --> 00:07:03.650 psychopath 00:07:03.650 --> 00:07:08.030 there we go I'm nervous oh no oh no oh 00:07:08.030 --> 00:07:14.509 no oh no oh no oh wait 00:07:14.509 --> 00:07:21.020 anyway i'll show you like he's fine 00:07:21.020 --> 00:07:22.789 say something quickly tell them you're 00:07:22.789 --> 00:07:25.819 fine don't shit on me right now you look 00:07:25.819 --> 00:07:30.169 like draco malfoy we caught aids but you 00:07:30.169 --> 00:07:32.120 do not have to comment about my hair 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:35.030 it's a compliment okay fine you want to 00:07:35.030 --> 00:07:37.149 go back don't you how about you give me a kiss first 00:07:37.159 --> 00:07:38.599 no pls 00:07:38.599 --> 00:07:43.340 th-thank you see he didn't even take 00:07:43.340 --> 00:07:44.090 shit 00:07:44.090 --> 00:07:47.810 no shit i forgot about the most 00:07:47.810 --> 00:07:51.860 important thing we're in the office uhhhhh we 00:07:51.860 --> 00:07:54.680 are in the old penguin 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:57.680 club Penguin office and last video i did you 00:07:57.680 --> 00:07:59.479 guys basically crashed the servers of 00:07:59.479 --> 00:08:02.240 the game so I'm proud of you basically 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:04.909 our job was to to stop penguin from 00:08:04.909 --> 00:08:06.639 dying and we crashed server 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:09.069 but that's pretty good i love this new 00:08:09.069 --> 00:08:10.539 office it's coming together really 00:08:10.539 --> 00:08:12.580 nicely downstairs were literally 00:08:12.580 --> 00:08:14.650 shooting a show called scare PewDiePie 00:08:14.650 --> 00:08:16.419 game over 00:08:16.419 --> 00:08:18.279 not sure if I'm allowed to say that but 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:19.479 it's really cool 00:08:19.479 --> 00:08:21.699 they were they literally built a set in 00:08:21.699 --> 00:08:24.069 like just a few days and we can use that 00:08:24.069 --> 00:08:28.300 afterwards so I'm so proud I'm so i- i 00:08:28.300 --> 00:08:30.610 really love doing bigger shows and stuff 00:08:30.610 --> 00:08:32.260 like that the problem is I don't have 00:08:32.260 --> 00:08:34.450 time for it it always involves me like 00:08:34.450 --> 00:08:36.849 going to LA or something like that and 00:08:36.849 --> 00:08:38.349 the fact that i can literally just go 00:08:38.349 --> 00:08:40.990 downstairs to shoot a show it's so 00:08:40.990 --> 00:08:43.209 fucking cool to me i am so thrilled 00:08:43.209 --> 00:08:45.850 about this office and I'd really really 00:08:45.850 --> 00:08:48.130 really don't want to get thrown out we 00:08:48.130 --> 00:08:49.510 had someone like a dream come true to 00:08:49.510 --> 00:08:51.339 just have everything here I'd love 00:08:51.339 --> 00:08:54.850 this place more youtubers coming in 00:08:54.850 --> 00:08:57.579 Peters been using it a lot marzias has been 00:08:57.579 --> 00:08:59.620 using it and it's just got a good vibe 00:08:59.620 --> 00:09:02.199 it i really enjoy it so there's a lot of 00:09:02.199 --> 00:09:06.279 stuff going on here is the set 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:12.010 MOOORKAPLLIEEEEEER 00:09:12.010 --> 00:09:17.770 cinnamon toast can everyone ioEHHHGG BLUU 00:09:17.770 --> 00:09:19.320 just kidding its edgar 00:09:23.260 --> 00:09:26.230 my god I broke it 00:09:26.230 --> 00:09:29.440 I don't know if anyone asked that was 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:30.220 not me 00:09:30.220 --> 00:09:34.089 ok so stepping up the game in 2017 the 00:09:34.089 --> 00:09:34.930 half 00:09:34.930 --> 00:09:36.519 this is not a blogging camera fucking 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:39.100 awkward hellhole we have this chalk 00:09:39.100 --> 00:09:43.990 Taylor has everyone been drawing all 00:09:43.990 --> 00:09:46.120 kinds of shit on pjs especially in 00:09:46.120 --> 00:09:51.490 different especially appreciate it 00:09:51.490 --> 00:09:53.529 because Donald Trump i know a lot of 00:09:53.529 --> 00:09:54.730 people are going to look at this would 00:09:54.730 --> 00:09:56.860 be like all pretty pie has an office now 00:09:56.860 --> 00:10:00.130 he's treating YouTube as a job i always 00:10:00.130 --> 00:10:02.110 used to think that it was I had so much 00:10:02.110 --> 00:10:04.149 advantage because like I could just 00:10:04.149 --> 00:10:05.829 record at home and I can just do 00:10:05.829 --> 00:10:07.720 everything at home but I find that it's 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:10.870 so much better to separate your home and 00:10:10.870 --> 00:10:12.610 my job I guess youtube is my job there 00:10:12.610 --> 00:10:14.880 you go everyone I waste less time 00:10:14.880 --> 00:10:17.430 I go somewhere to record my video and 00:10:17.430 --> 00:10:19.620 when i'm home i can just relax and turn 00:10:19.620 --> 00:10:21.630 everything off which is really hard as a 00:10:21.630 --> 00:10:24.300 youtuber so protip if you're youtuber and 00:10:24.300 --> 00:10:26.850 you can afford gettingan office get 00:10:26.850 --> 00:10:29.280 an office anyway let's go back 00:10:29.280 --> 00:10:32.130 Jesus christ Ainsley is fucking terrifying 00:10:32.130 --> 00:10:32.700 oh my god 00:10:32.700 --> 00:10:34.710 so that's you know actually something 00:10:34.710 --> 00:10:37.680 positive hey I did it didn't even have 00:10:37.680 --> 00:10:39.900 to force it out okay well I need to 00:10:39.900 --> 00:10:42.060 force out some some positivity as well 00:10:42.060 --> 00:10:45.600 so it feels really good to just sit down 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:47.940 and not having to get ready and talk to 00:10:47.940 --> 00:10:50.070 you guys just want to apologize for the 00:10:50.070 --> 00:10:52.230 way I looking the way I found you guys 00:10:52.230 --> 00:10:55.590 are my best friend i always want to keep 00:10:55.590 --> 00:10:57.840 it real with you guys but honestly it 00:10:57.840 --> 00:11:00.180 feels really really good just to not have to get all ready 00:11:00.180 --> 00:11:02.520 and like sit down and talk to you 00:11:02.520 --> 00:11:04.470 uhhhhh no for real 00:11:04.470 --> 00:11:06.930 thank you for all the support as always 00:11:06.930 --> 00:11:09.900 I feel like people are finally getting 00:11:09.900 --> 00:11:12.420 over these fucking comments with like 00:11:12.420 --> 00:11:15.330 how we at week I wish he just play a 00:11:15.330 --> 00:11:17.640 game and and all these fucking like a 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:21.150 prefer poop I in 1984 I think people 00:11:21.150 --> 00:11:24.000 making these jokes instead and that it's 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:25.350 really nice that people are finally 00:11:25.350 --> 00:11:27.300 getting over and I can just kind of do 00:11:27.300 --> 00:11:29.460 what i want and people appreciating me 00:11:29.460 --> 00:11:32.820 doing what I want as well I know I focus 00:11:32.820 --> 00:11:34.680 a lot of negative that doesn't mean i 00:11:34.680 --> 00:11:37.020 don't see the positive and I apologize 00:11:37.020 --> 00:11:39.780 if I'm always after like the dumb shit 00:11:39.780 --> 00:11:41.640 people saying only giving them attention 00:11:41.640 --> 00:11:43.590 because there's a lot of you that are 00:11:43.590 --> 00:11:46.920 generally nice people and you deserve 00:11:46.920 --> 00:11:49.170 some love too so hey if you ever left me 00:11:49.170 --> 00:11:51.390 a nice comment i want you right now to 00:11:51.390 --> 00:11:55.920 take your hand and place it places 00:11:55.920 --> 00:11:59.100 behind your back and pat yourself give 00:11:59.100 --> 00:12:01.410 yourself a pat and imagine that it's my 00:12:01.410 --> 00:12:03.630 hand don't do don't get all weird and 00:12:03.630 --> 00:12:06.030 sexual it's just it's just a nice little 00:12:06.030 --> 00:12:08.400 gesture so that we can do this together 00:12:08.400 --> 00:12:10.860 thanks ok that's enough thank you 00:12:10.860 --> 00:12:18.830 that being said that's all i have to say