WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: id 00:00:05.900 --> 00:00:06.780 Kita semua pernah... 00:00:07.480 --> 00:00:08.100 ...dengan seseorang... 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:10.320 ...yang mungkin kalian engga bangga memilikinya. 00:00:10.880 --> 00:00:12.040 [hening] 00:00:12.500 --> 00:00:13.900 Ada juga gambar-gambar... 00:00:13.900 --> 00:00:14.500 ...online... 00:00:15.340 --> 00:00:17.560 ...yang kalian mungkin atau kemungkinan... 00:00:18.180 --> 00:00:19.740 ...ketemu hal yang menarik di dalamnya. 00:00:20.180 --> 00:00:20.780 [hening] 00:00:21.040 --> 00:00:25.000 Jangan liat gue seolah elu engga ngerti apa yang gue bilang. 00:00:25.260 --> 00:00:27.400 Ngomong-ngomong, kita akan mengkomentari beberapa Regrettable Porn. 00:00:27.940 --> 00:00:34.440 [musik epic fantasy rock atau apalah diputer di background] 00:00:35.660 --> 00:00:36.160 Pintu. 00:00:36.620 --> 00:00:39.140 [musik menegangkan] 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:39.800 Gagang pintu. 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:41.940 [musik "menegangkan"] 00:00:41.940 --> 00:00:43.860 Cewek keluar dari gagang pintu. 00:00:44.060 --> 00:00:47.380 [MUSIK MENEGANGKAN] 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:48.860 [TEGANG] 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:49.740 Aku gagang pintu. 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:50.660 Nih... 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:52.380 Ini rahimku. 00:00:52.660 --> 00:00:56.500 Yah, sudah jelas kalau aku itu wanita yang baik dan sehat, bukan? 00:00:56.900 --> 00:01:00.940 Seperti yang kalian lihat, aku punya bagian untuk membuat bayi. 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:01.580 [Pause] 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:04.180 Kenapa lu bisa ketemu ide tentang gagang pintu.. 00:01:04.520 --> 00:01:05.280 ...secara seksual? 00:01:06.780 --> 00:01:08.860 Astaga, rupanya itu adalah hal yang besar di Jepang. 00:01:08.860 --> 00:01:09.360 [Cari "Keyhole Girl ;)] 00:01:09.380 --> 00:01:10.700 Apa-apaan ini?! 00:01:11.420 --> 00:01:11.920 Cukup. 00:01:12.300 --> 00:01:13.460 Hentikan ini sekali aja! 00:01:14.940 --> 00:01:16.440 Jerapahnya mantab banget 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:17.940 Yha gusti 00:01:17.940 --> 00:01:18.920 Gak, ini terlampau– 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:19.500 Ga sanggup gue. 00:01:19.860 --> 00:01:20.700 Ini– 00:01:20.700 --> 00:01:21.860 Anjeng lu. 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:22.900 GUE 00:01:22.900 --> 00:01:23.400 LAGI 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:23.900 DI-NETNOT 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:25.160 OLEH "COCK" GUE SENDIRI 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.600 [Mengeong] 00:01:28.160 --> 00:01:29.060 Oh jadi dia lagi bikin– 00:01:29.340 --> 00:01:29.840 Jadi dia lagi– 00:01:30.600 --> 00:01:32.340 Menganimasikan m*m*k dia sendiri. 00:01:33.500 --> 00:01:34.000 Jangan– 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:35.620 Cewek tolong jangan lakukan itu. 00:01:35.620 --> 00:01:36.260 Jangan kayak gitu. 00:01:37.080 --> 00:01:38.600 Dan lu mau ngapain ama gue? 00:01:39.060 --> 00:01:40.380 Bukannya itu udah jelas? 00:01:40.740 --> 00:01:41.240 [Lepas kacamata] 00:01:41.240 --> 00:01:41.780 Bugil. 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:43.000 [Kakinya seksi, kampret] 00:01:43.100 --> 00:01:44.520 [Mungkin gue yang bersiul] 00:01:45.140 --> 00:01:46.760 Eh anjer itu kura-kura?! 00:01:47.260 --> 00:01:47.760 Gak– 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:48.460 Jangan– 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:49.140 Engga– 00:01:49.140 --> 00:01:49.680 Bego– 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:50.180 Gila– 00:01:50.180 --> 00:01:51.060 Jangan kura-kura. 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:56.500 [ANJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–] 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:57.000 Eh 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:57.500 An– 00:01:57.500 --> 00:02:00.580 JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG 00:02:00.700 --> 00:02:01.200 Gak. 00:02:01.820 --> 00:02:02.320 Jadi itulah dia. 00:02:02.320 --> 00:02:03.860 Kita berbagi momen ini bersama-sama. 00:02:03.860 --> 00:02:07.520 Dan sekarang kalian bisa bilang kalian telah melihat Regrettable Porn sama Pewdiepie. 00:02:07.940 --> 00:02:08.900 Gue akan melihat kalian lagi.. 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:09.860 di– 00:02:09.980 --> 00:02:10.480 di– 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:11.200 besok– 00:02:11.440 --> 00:02:11.940 sesuatu– 00:02:11.940 --> 00:02:13.680 Gue ngebikin video setiap hari, anj– 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:14.180 Oke? 00:02:14.540 --> 00:02:15.100 Tetap col–berkarya!