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Before this video begins I have an exciting announcement

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That... that looked cooler in my head

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I designed my own chair!

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BAM!

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Look at that.

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Sexy

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sexy... oh

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It's so soft in the butt... oh

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Now I didn't know about these chairs first, but as soon as I had it I was like oh, man

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This is the comfortable...

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This is the best thing ever

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My ass has been thanking me every single day

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It's so goddamn comfortable

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And it's so goddamn sexy!

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So I worked together with clutch

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It's all designed by me

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You got the classic PewDiePie sexy lines,

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The chair is heavy-duty, steel frame, aluminium base. It's solid. It's solid

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the armchairs? four different directions

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if you got crazy arms,

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I got you fam.

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They come with a head re - it comes with a rest

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God dammit

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This thing?

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Double thickness, just like this one.

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Oh my gah

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And if you got a little extra, as my friend Ethan would say,

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FUPA

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Then don't worry, this chair's got you.

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But I haven't even shown you the best...

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*cures his years of backpain*

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This is the best thing

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Ever - oh, god

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This is the greatest invention of all time

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It's a little scary at first

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But once you get the hang of it

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It's hella tight man

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So... so the series of this chair usually costs $469.99, if you get the regular one

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You get the PewDiePie one, I hook you guys up fam.

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$399. God damn it boy

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It works well for console gaming, PC gaming...

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And it's a limited edition with limited quantity, so don't wait and you won't be disappointed

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I'm just so glad I can finally show the damn thing, cuz it's been hidden in my videos for the longest time

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I've just been having it down like this just so like you can't see it

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Finally - ah! I can sit comfortably

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So, if you want yours I highly recommend it.

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I've been sitting on such a bad chair for so long and it's been so frustrating

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And I've just been refusing to get a proper one and now that I have one

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I... I'm so happy with it.

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I love the design. I think it's so cool. It looks dope

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It really stands out from most of these... type of ones... so yeah

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if you want one, link is in the description really appreciate it, and uh

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Send me your pics if you get one.

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Let the video begin

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Slender Man!

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You've all heard of him.

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What once started

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as an innocent Photoshop contest,

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turning into a pop culture phenomenon.

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Slender Man

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Undoubtedly had a huge impact on my channel especially when I was...

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Younger [laughs]

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I would go on broarmy.net,

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or PewDiePie.com, I think it was before,

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and I would go to the suggestions page,

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where a lot of you guys could suggest me games to play and...

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[But] there was one thread.

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Legendary thread made by gimme20dollaz

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He suggested that I would play the latest Slender Man games.

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There was one called "Slenderman"

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which I did - I did actually play later.

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But he also recommended another one called -

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"The second one is simply called Slender; the download link is here."

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"The AI is sparse, and the music will keep you in suspense."

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[laughs]

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I immediately played this game.

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I remember, I went online to see if anyone else played it - because back in the day,

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YouTube was all about who could play the new popular game first.

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It doesn't really... it doesn't really work like that anymore, I would say at least,

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But I was like, "Holy shit. This game looks amazing, and no one has played it!"

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I made sure to double check, like,

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"I'm gonna be the first! This is it!"

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"This is my Big. This is my biggety biggety boo."

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If you don't know the history of Slenderman,

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it basically started as a Photoshop contest on SomethingAwful forums

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It then sort of became a meme on the Internet, a lot of fan art was made from it

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[Ron Browz - Gimme 20 Dollars]

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So I'd heard of Slenderman before, and I knew it was like a big meme

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And that's why I knew if the... if there ever was a Slenderman horror game

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That would be... really be popular.

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So I played it.

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in Italy, in that little basement.

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Look at me.

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[Video] "...horror game."

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- "It seems pretty basic."

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- "I think it was made for a competition?"

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- "Or I'm mixing it up with something else."

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[Speaking over video mockingly] "I think it made for a competition."

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[Felix] "I am PewDiePie."

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[Video] - "I only..."

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- " 'Collect all....' Fuck."

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- "This does not look bueno..."

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- "The sky is nice, though."

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- "This reminds me of Haunted Investigation."

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[Felix] Good old Haunted Investigation.

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[Video] - "This is the first time I ever, um..."

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- "seen anything of it, so I really don't..."

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[Playable character panting from sprint]

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- "...I'm a girl. Good."

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- "I have tits."

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- "Always wanted to - "

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[Felix] Oh my god.

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The reaction, quickly, was so terrifying.

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[Video] - "Whoa..."

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[shrieking in fright]

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- "What the hell is that - "

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[Felix] Oh my god, it's so cringey dude.

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Well...

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It spawned a lot of...

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other slender videos.

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And a lot of other slender games.

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So many slender games...

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But everyone on YouTube was playing Slender.

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Like, all the big channels, people started making gaming channels

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You know, Slender was everywhere. It's such a...

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...such a huge deal for YouTube.

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[stutters] Like, nowadays we have drama,

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and, like, vlogs keeping... keeping the trends, but...

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back in the day. It was Slender.

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[laughs]

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I remember screaming so loud, and Marzia's parents were in the home.

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I was like "Are they okay?"

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"I'm sorry I yelled so loud."

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But I thought, you know... we have to play the game

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We gotta check it out.

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The orig - the OG copy. How scary could it be?

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- "Whoa."

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[shriek of fright]

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Parsec productions is -

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Which also made Slender... another slender version later,

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which was kind of disappointing, I guess.

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'Collect all eight pages.' That's all you know

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Look at this - stock Unity

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ah... forest, you know?

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This is like...

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...as simple as it gets, man.

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But the lack of visibility,

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the fact that the flashlight goes down when you run,

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I don't know, it makes it scary.

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I think something about the woods really scare me as well

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Especially grow - growing up by the woods in Sweden.

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I really... oh it always freaked me out not knowing what was out.

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It's so easy to hide, you know, behind the trees and shiz

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Alright, I know I'm fine until like...

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Until I get a couple pages.

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My god, oh... I'm a girl! I have tits.

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Oh yeah, and there was this building...!

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I was like, "What is in this building? I'm so scared!"

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It's just like a skeleton of a building

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Like what is this?

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Oh, my god, you really do run out of stamina fast.

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I don't know if I ever beat the game to be honest.

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It was really hard

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to get all eight, like...

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I remember trying super hard

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But then again, I wasn't such a Pro Gamer back then.

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I can't even find one page, dude!

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There it is.

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Nice. Dude, I'm getting goosebumps.

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I'm not joking, this game gives me goose bumps still.

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It just did tension so well, the building of tension

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Like, "Oh shit. I'm doing something wrong.

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I'm not supposed to do this."

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Oh, my god, it's still scare- I'm still like getting spooked out. This is ridiculous.

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Grow the f - up, Felix, okay?

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It's just a stupid Slender Man. I'm not scared of Slender Man!

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I remember, there's a spawn here... but god damn, she's slow

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We have yet to meet our friend though...

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our compadre...

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Oh - oh - something's happening!

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Let's not go that way!

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I guess no...

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spawn...?

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Man... I get itchy when I'm sweating man, I don't like it.

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This game is making me nervous!

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Is he over there? He must be over there.

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Oh, there he is - Oh my god. I am so scared of you.

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You are so spooky

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you so spooky, mister man

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Okay, okay, all right, we got it.

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What up mister Slendy. He lookin sexy as always

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I really - he's really just teleporting around too, like there's no character animation

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It really shows how...

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...just in games, like, in movies

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Simplicity in horror works so much better.

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Well, I forgot how shit this game was.

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[laughs]

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Ahhh

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It's so uneventful dude...

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2017 PewDiePie would have just quit by now!

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Did I check this one?

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There it is.

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Oh, wow, it gets super-scary now that I have three.

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God damn, I gotta get four more? I mean, five more?

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Math... is related to science?

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Ha!

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Oh, look he's up our ass now boy.

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Oh, what is this?

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Oh, there - there's a paper there. Let's go for it.

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Four, motherfucker! Whoa!

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We're doing good man. Hell yeah.

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I'm gonna get all - Oh!

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I'm gonna get all of them, Slender...

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Oh!

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The good old [jumpscare noise imitation]

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Goddamn, I'm so itchy! I'm like, ahhh!

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Stop making me sweat, Slender Man. I don't like it

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I'm not in bed ready for you, baby

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Show me those tentacles....

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The sex jokes have not stopped apparently. Great.

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Oh. Well, I guess we're not going that way.

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Okay, I guess we're not going that way either.

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Oh my god. We're just walking in circles, dude.

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[yells in Swedish fright]

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What the hell dude? I'm not scared, shut up!

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Oh...

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Pathetic, man.

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Pathetic.

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What do I even need the pages for, huh? What am I gonna do with them?

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How is that gonna stop him? How about I just go home?

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What the heck...?

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I didn't even do anything!

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Oh, shoot... oh, shoot

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[The] game is just farting in my face now... like what the...?

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oh, he's right there.

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Dude, It's so dark. Like, I can't - is this is even on?

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Where am I?

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Oh! Snappity boopy.

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Whoa, what is this?

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I found something!

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Is that another note? Yes!

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Come on! Number five!

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PRAH

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PRAH PRAH PRAH...

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And that's the way the news goes!

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Wubba-lubba-dubba....

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I can't - I can't see anything, dude.

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I'm blind

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Did my flashlight run out?

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Oh snap-a-snoop-a - !

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Oh my god!

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Well I guess I ran out of time because I was too slow,

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but hey, five pages. Not bad, eh? Not bad, eh?

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What have we got, the extras?

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I could play without a flashlight. I can play with a dildo, is that it?

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Wow. So that was Slender: The Eight Pages.

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It's funny how...

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five years later.... It still makes me sweat, man

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[laughs] Jesus....

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Oh... my god.

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I feel like I sort of moved away from the horror stuff

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Mainly cuz I'm kinda bored with it.

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It's been... I played every game. I played every single indie horror game ever

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I don't know. It just doesn't have the same impact on me

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I mean, I'd be a fool if it still did.

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That doesn't mean I [don't] still enjoy it

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And I'd really look back at slender as...

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some fond memories of the channel.

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That being said, there are some horror games coming out that I'm looking forward to play on this channel

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Evil Within looks fun.

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I think we... ah... will do a playthrough of that, and then maybe that will be something interesting or not

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I don't know. That's the point of horror: you never know if it's going to be good!

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Thank you guys so much for watching,

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leave a like if you enjoyed,

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and Squad fam out

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[T errified Swedish shrieking]