WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh-TW 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.920 Cinnamon Toast Ken!! (ROASTING SIMULATOR 嘴砲模擬器 一款雙方輪流選一個字組成句子嗆對方的遊戲) 00:00:02.920 --> 00:00:05.480 PEW~DIE~PIE~EYE~ (ROASTING SIMULATOR 嘴砲模擬器 一款雙方輪流選一個字組成句子嗆對方的遊戲) 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:07.640 你這臭婊子！ 00:00:07.720 --> 00:00:10.160 你這種族主義的白人婊子！ 00:00:10.380 --> 00:00:12.960 嘿，我是被這遊戲漂"白"的 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.960 (史詩音樂) 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:17.500 YOUR COUNTYR 「你的國家」 00:00:17.500 --> 00:00:18.900 喔喔喔喔 00:00:18.900 --> 00:00:19.900 操！不你別想！ 00:00:20.060 --> 00:00:22.100 這就對了！我使用了國家卡！ 00:00:22.200 --> 00:00:23.700 喔淦 00:00:23.700 --> 00:00:25.640 YOUR HAT 喔...「你的帽子！」 婊子！ 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:27.600 不！不準跟我提帽子！ 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:28.960 喔！你的帽子！ 00:00:28.960 --> 00:00:30.080 「你的國家...」 00:00:30.460 --> 00:00:31.720 喔喔喔！ 00:00:31.720 --> 00:00:34.020 tells dirty jokes at funerals! 「會在在喪禮上說黃色笑話」 00:00:34.620 --> 00:00:35.640 OHHHH！！！(爆炸) 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:36.140 BOOM！ 00:00:36.140 --> 00:00:36.640 不~~~~ 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:38.820 媽的 「你的帽子」 00:00:38.820 --> 00:00:40.940 Your hat was defeated 「將會被打敗...」(Ken改選) 00:00:40.940 --> 00:00:42.940 dance like 「你的帽子跳舞像...」 00:00:42.980 --> 00:00:46.200 對 你的帽子會跳舞xd 你想說啥？ 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:47.240 等等 你根本沒有帽子！ 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:48.360 OK 等x4 00:00:48.580 --> 00:00:51.620 Your country tells dirty jokes at funerals 「你的國家在喪禮上講黃色笑話」 00:00:51.620 --> 00:00:52.920 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!! 「以及」 00:00:52.920 --> 00:00:54.500 喔喔喔喔！！以及？ 00:00:55.100 --> 00:00:58.200 Your hat dances like a lumber jack! 你的帽子跳舞像個伐木工 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:00.840 不！不！ 砰！砰！砰！ 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:01.900 砰！(#`皿´) 00:01:01.900 --> 00:01:05.300 Your country tells dirty jokes at funerals and.. 「你的國家在喪禮上講黃色笑話以及..」 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:09.240 was defeated by 「被....打敗....！！」 00:01:09.900 --> 00:01:10.920 我的老天 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:12.600 做好準備 00:01:13.020 --> 00:01:14.940 面對..午餐攻擊！ 00:01:14.940 --> 00:01:16.040 以及~~~ 00:01:16.040 --> 00:01:18.360 (*´∀`)~ 00:01:19.740 --> 00:01:22.040 不！不！不！ 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:23.200 不！！！ 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:24.540 我按錯了！ 00:01:25.300 --> 00:01:27.140 淦 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:29.120 and work with 「和...一起工作」 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:30.920 我的帽子沒有和別人工作過 00:01:31.880 --> 00:01:32.680 YOUR WIFE AAAANND 「你的帽子和你老婆一起工作而且...」 00:01:33.100 --> 00:01:33.900 不！停！ 00:01:33.900 --> 00:01:36.020 doesn't own a colour telly ! 「你的帽子和你老婆一起工作且無擁有彩色電視！」 00:01:36.060 --> 00:01:38.500 不！！！！(╯>Д<)╯ 00:01:38.600 --> 00:01:40.120 (#`Д´)ﾉ 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:42.920 ╰(`Д´#) 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:45.360 沒了？就這樣？ 好吧 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:48.600 放馬過來, Ken!來吧 操！ 00:01:48.600 --> 00:01:50.920 不！不要說關於我老公的事！ 00:01:50.960 --> 00:01:52.600 OHOHOHOHO! 00:01:52.600 --> 00:01:54.440 喔 不 嘿 耶 00:01:55.060 --> 00:01:58.820 dance like 「跳舞像...」 00:01:58.820 --> 00:01:59.880 (文法錯誤) 00:01:59.880 --> 00:02:01.480 該死QAQ 00:02:01.980 --> 00:02:06.980 Your Husband is very naughty 「你老公非常調皮」 00:02:07.140 --> 00:02:08.600 థ౪థ 00:02:08.600 --> 00:02:10.520 an ordinary pigsty 「一個普通的豬圈」 00:02:10.740 --> 00:02:15.020 Your Husband is very naughty 「你老公非常調皮」 00:02:15.660 --> 00:02:17.820 淦 語法錯誤！(動詞重複) 00:02:17.920 --> 00:02:20.000 Your Husband is very naughty 「你老公非常調皮」 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:22.000 給我個「AND」 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:24.940 An ordinary pigsty secretly adores you 「某個普通的豬圈暗戀你！」 00:02:25.040 --> 00:02:27.140 喔 天啊 00:02:27.140 --> 00:02:28.000 And doesn't like 「你老公非常調皮而且不喜歡..」 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.840 And everybody knows that 「某個普通的豬圈暗戀你而且每個人都知道！ 00:02:31.320 --> 00:02:33.400 對啦！媽惹發科！ 00:02:33.720 --> 00:02:36.900 And doesn't like your pimply arse 「而且不喜歡你的痘痘」 00:02:36.900 --> 00:02:37.780 不！！！ 00:02:37.780 --> 00:02:42.260 我老公不喜歡我的痘痘！ 00:02:42.260 --> 00:02:45.420 Yeah, 嗆爆他 Yeah, 拿你的手指指他 00:02:45.420 --> 00:02:48.680 我的痘痘 你怎麼知道我的秘密 00:02:48.680 --> 00:02:49.900 準備下一局？ 00:02:49.900 --> 00:02:52.460 Your son.. 「你兒子」 00:02:52.460 --> 00:02:54.260 不準提我兒子 00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:55.220 你兒子 00:02:55.220 --> 00:02:56.380 Yeah? 00:02:56.380 --> 00:02:57.580 Your mother 「你老媽」 00:02:57.720 --> 00:02:59.260 不不！！ 00:02:59.300 --> 00:03:00.420 Your son.. 「你兒子」 00:03:01.740 --> 00:03:02.620 looks like 「看起來像」 00:03:02.620 --> 00:03:03.560 (((ﾟДﾟ;))) 00:03:03.560 --> 00:03:05.060 oh 準備好囉 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:06.240 Your mother.. 「你老媽」 00:03:07.340 --> 00:03:09.540 你最好不要講我老媽怎樣 Ken 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:11.300 Your mother has bum cancer 「你老媽罹患屁股癌」 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:13.000 ★W T F☆ 00:03:14.440 --> 00:03:16.040 你怎麼有種說那種話 00:03:16.760 --> 00:03:17.880 ☆W T F★ 00:03:17.880 --> 00:03:18.540 爽啦`∀´) 00:03:18.540 --> 00:03:21.000 Oh oh Okay 好的X4 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:22.780 好 好 好 00:03:22.820 --> 00:03:25.700 Your son looks like a Muppet 「你兒子看起來像Muppet」 (Muppet=《大青蛙布偶秀》的主角偶) 00:03:25.720 --> 00:03:29.280 喔喔喔喔！！╰(〒皿〒)╯ 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:31.040 是真的 00:03:31.040 --> 00:03:33.380 AND 「你老媽罹患屁股癌，而且」 00:03:33.580 --> 00:03:35.740 有什麼比屁股癌更糟？ 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:37.120 DOESN' LIKE 「你老媽罹患屁股癌，而且不喜歡」 00:03:37.340 --> 00:03:39.780 不，你不了解我媽喜歡什麼 你不知道 00:03:39.780 --> 00:03:41.780 THIS POOR MAN 「你老媽罹患屁股癌，而且不喜歡這窮人」 00:03:41.780 --> 00:03:42.760 (怪聲) 00:03:42.760 --> 00:03:43.720 痾 好喔 00:03:44.980 --> 00:03:45.920 SIR 「老兄」 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:50.680 Oh, 你在嘴裡含老二 對啊 你喜歡ㄇ 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:54.180 喔不！ 我不想...這太無理了！ 00:03:55.880 --> 00:03:58.340 16 00:03:58.340 --> 00:04:00.220 那將拿到50分 00:04:00.220 --> 00:04:02.540 8.5 傷害！嫩！ 00:04:02.920 --> 00:04:03.720 淦@@ 00:04:03.720 --> 00:04:07.320 YOU 「你」 00:04:07.320 --> 00:04:08.440 來個猛的 00:04:09.600 --> 00:04:11.360 (^y^) 00:04:11.600 --> 00:04:13.040 YOUR FATHER 「 你老爸...」 00:04:13.040 --> 00:04:15.600 (ﾟдﾟ)不要我亂講我爸 00:04:16.200 --> 00:04:18.040 Yeah 我要來開金手指了 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:20.480 DANCES LIKE 「你老爸跳舞像..」 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:23.400 我老爸從不跳舞 你最好敢亂講 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:27.420 沒錯！他是個瘸婊子！ 00:04:27.440 --> 00:04:28.880 YOU AND YOUR SISTER 「你和你姊」 00:04:29.520 --> 00:04:32.220 Hmmm...Hmmm... 00:04:32.420 --> 00:04:34.100 ARE NOT A PART OF EUROPE 「不是歐洲的一部分」 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:35.520 不不！！！Σ(ﾟДﾟ 00:04:36.020 --> 00:04:36.660 Σ(ﾟДﾟ不不！！！ 00:04:36.760 --> 00:04:38.120 結束了，寶貝！ 00:04:39.080 --> 00:04:42.080 不不~~~~~ 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:44.000 痾 其實剛剛講的是事實沒錯 00:04:44.080 --> 00:04:46.120 (*´Д`)つ))´∀`)* 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:47.080 YOU GINGER 「你這生薑」 00:04:47.080 --> 00:04:53.060 不 別叫我整個英語字典最糟的綽號 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:54.320 YOUR MOTHER 「你老媽...」 00:04:54.320 --> 00:04:56.140 恩... 00:04:56.160 --> 00:04:57.360 你老媽.. 00:04:57.940 --> 00:04:58.740 A HAMSTER 「一隻倉鼠」 00:04:58.980 --> 00:05:01.300 HAS WORSE HAIR THEN.. 「某隻倉鼠有一個更糟糕的髮型...」 00:05:01.300 --> 00:05:03.980 Oh, okay. 好的 那麼 你老媽.. 00:05:03.980 --> 00:05:06.260 FARTED ON 「你老媽在..放屁」 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:07.280 不 啥？語法錯誤！(was被動用法) 00:05:07.300 --> 00:05:09.600 Noo! Nooo! 00:05:09.900 --> 00:05:11.180 痾啊啊啊啊啊 00:05:11.660 --> 00:05:12.780 不啊啊啊啊啊啊 00:05:13.520 --> 00:05:16.160 THAN YOU 「某隻倉鼠有著比你還糟的髮型」 00:05:16.440 --> 00:05:18.040 ╰(〒皿〒)╯ 00:05:18.820 --> 00:05:21.640 但倉鼠有著漂亮的頭髮，所以 謝謝你的讚美(^u^) 00:05:21.640 --> 00:05:23.400 賣擱共啊 兄弟 00:05:23.400 --> 00:05:24.880 「某隻倉鼠有著比你還糟的髮型」 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:27.200 AND 「某隻倉鼠有著比你還糟的髮型而且」 00:05:27.440 --> 00:05:28.200 不！ 00:05:28.200 --> 00:05:30.200 SENDS YOU WARMEST POTS AND DISHES 「某隻倉鼠有著比你還糟的髮型而且送上了最暖的餐點」 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:33.240 No, 我要離開了 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:36.320 No,我不能待在這了 00:05:36.880 --> 00:05:38.720 我不能待在這了 00:05:41.020 --> 00:05:41.980 Ahh! Ahaah! 00:05:41.980 --> 00:05:43.280 我不想活了! 00:05:43.840 --> 00:05:47.020 停！停！ 00:05:48.100 --> 00:05:48.740 Owwww! 00:05:49.940 --> 00:05:52.120 Na-ahhh! 00:06:00.060 --> 00:06:04.880 該是時候...來第2回了 00:06:05.540 --> 00:06:06.880 呼 00:06:06.940 --> 00:06:08.860 MY TWIN BOTHERS 「我雙胞胎兄弟」 00:06:08.860 --> 00:06:10.900 雙胞胎兄弟 操 00:06:10.900 --> 00:06:12.900 THIS CONVERSATION 「這場對談」 00:06:12.900 --> 00:06:15.140 我要非常認真 00:06:15.140 --> 00:06:17.460 甚麼談話? 談話有什麼錯 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:19.620 SMELLS OF 「聞起來」 00:06:20.380 --> 00:06:22.140 YOUR COUNTRY 「你的國家」 00:06:22.140 --> 00:06:24.300 不准提任何瑞典的事, Ken 00:06:24.300 --> 00:06:25.400 GETTING FAT 「開始增肥」 00:06:26.640 --> 00:06:27.760 開始增肥 (pewds 又瘋了) 00:06:29.780 --> 00:06:31.300 冷靜 00:06:31.300 --> 00:06:32.240 沒事的xd 00:06:32.340 --> 00:06:33.300 好 好 00:06:33.300 --> 00:06:35.300 AAANND 「你的國家開始肥胖，而且」 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:38.420 HAS BAD BREATH 「你的國家開始肥胖，而且有口臭」 00:06:39.460 --> 00:06:40.580 挖靠 不是吧 00:06:40.740 --> 00:06:42.340 你是在共尛 00:06:43.100 --> 00:06:44.680 你他媽 好吧 嘗嘗這個 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:48.360 YOUR HAT 「這個談話聞起來像你的帽子」 00:06:48.880 --> 00:06:50.240 喔 天 我在燃燒 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:53.580 痛吧 484 痛吧 不是嗎 當你講出那種話 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:54.960 YOUR HOUSE 「你的房子」 00:06:55.380 --> 00:06:56.580 Oh 不要提我的房子 00:06:56.760 --> 00:06:58.040 不要提我的房子 00:06:58.540 --> 00:06:59.420 你的房子 00:06:59.660 --> 00:07:01.500 IS WORTHLESS 「你的房子毫無價值」 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:05.160 不要嘴我的房子！我甚至沒有買房子 共尛 00:07:05.280 --> 00:07:08.160 你的房子在房市沒有價值 00:07:08.920 --> 00:07:10.920 YOU STALKED YOR WIFE 「你偷襲了你老婆」 00:07:12.260 --> 00:07:13.460 (ﾟдﾟ) 00:07:13.460 --> 00:07:15.660 (☉д⊙) 00:07:15.660 --> 00:07:18.960 IS FULL OF EELS 「你老媽充滿了鰻魚」 00:07:19.280 --> 00:07:21.280 不要讓我聽這種變態的東西 學長 00:07:21.320 --> 00:07:25.280 (〃∀〃) 00:07:25.280 --> 00:07:27.160 你老媽充滿鰻魚 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:28.880 你現在想怎樣 00:07:30.100 --> 00:07:31.280 我停止發言! 00:07:31.380 --> 00:07:35.840 (ﾟ∀ﾟ) BUUUUUURRRRNN! 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:38.720 你賣了你自己 00:07:39.500 --> 00:07:40.860 YOUR SON 「你的茶壺喜歡的你兒子的照片」 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:44.000 不要講我的茶壺 他不可能這麼做 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:46.680 不 拜託. 不要再說我的小茶壺 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:48.160 IS... 「是」 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:49.440 住手！拜託！ 00:07:50.080 --> 00:07:52.080 `∀´) 00:07:52.140 --> 00:07:53.340 WANTED TO BE (文法錯誤 被動) 00:07:53.340 --> 00:07:55.540 文法錯了啦媽惹發科 00:07:55.540 --> 00:07:56.100 THIS CONVERSATION 「這場會談」 00:07:56.100 --> 00:07:57.620 痾 你想講什麼XDD 00:07:57.620 --> 00:07:59.200 這場會談怎麼了 Ken? 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:01.760 AND THAT'S RACIST 「你的茶壺喜歡你兒子在種族歧視座談會上的照片」 00:08:02.060 --> 00:08:05.100 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (敲桌) 00:08:06.380 --> 00:08:08.220 你這臭婊！種族歧視！ 00:08:08.220 --> 00:08:09.940 我就知道！ 00:08:09.940 --> 00:08:11.700 YOUR COUNTRY 「你的國家」 你這爛美國人 00:08:11.700 --> 00:08:16.060 AN UNEDUCATED NICOMPOOP AND 「你的國家像未受教的智障而且」 00:08:16.060 --> 00:08:17.100 IT'S NO MORE 「你的國家像未受教的智障而且沒有之一」, 00:08:17.100 --> 00:08:19.100 因為川普是總統啦！操！ 00:08:19.560 --> 00:08:20.740 你好大膽子 00:08:20.740 --> 00:08:21.900 (っ。皿゜)っ 00:08:21.900 --> 00:08:24.040 YOUR PIMPLY ARSE WAS IN JAIL 「你的痘痘進了監牢」 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:27.940 你不知道我的痘痘在哪裡x2 00:08:27.940 --> 00:08:30.260 請你注意你的言行 Ken 00:08:30.260 --> 00:08:33.020 下一字可能是你這輩子最後的話了 00:08:33.020 --> 00:08:34.040 你能怎樣？ 00:08:34.040 --> 00:08:36.440 innit 「你的痘痘進了監牢 可不是嗎？」 (innit=isn't it的簡寫) 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:42.180 ◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣ 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:47.560 為蝦米勒 老天鵝啊 這就對了！ 我不跟你耗了！操！ 00:08:47.560 --> 00:08:48.940 你會後悔的，我保證 00:08:48.940 --> 00:08:51.020 THIS CONVERSATION IS SELLY 「這個會談根本蠢」 00:08:51.020 --> 00:08:53.860 不是吧，先生! 00:08:54.660 --> 00:08:56.660 innit 「這個會談根本蠢 對吧xd」 00:08:56.880 --> 00:09:00.000 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊不啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:02.840 (悲傷音樂) 00:09:02.840 --> 00:09:04.520 哈！你輸了！ 00:09:04.520 --> 00:09:06.560 不 00:09:07.860 --> 00:09:10.580 不 該死 00:09:10.580 --> 00:09:13.160 你以為這樣就結束了 Ken？ 00:09:13.160 --> 00:09:16.440 Cinnamon Toast Ken！ 00:09:18.100 --> 00:09:20.340 我不用需要用遊戲嗆你 00:09:20.340 --> 00:09:21.840 我準備來真的 00:09:22.280 --> 00:09:24.280 你有一雙哈比腿，婊子！ 00:09:24.540 --> 00:09:25.500 喔 天 啊啊啊 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:31.120 沒錯！他們就像...你應該更名...為 佛羅多！(魔戒角色) 00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:34.560 。･ﾟ･(つд`ﾟ)･ﾟ･ 00:09:34.560 --> 00:09:36.520 沒錯!沒錯! 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:38.800 沒有人能嗆 Poodiepie 00:09:38.860 --> 00:09:40.980 。･ﾟ･(つд`ﾟ)･ﾟ･ 00:09:40.980 --> 00:09:42.900 你該刪了你的電腦 00:09:42.900 --> 00:09:46.240 下一次我會刪了你的 System32你這臭必取 (如果System32刪了電腦就死了) 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:48.360 你永遠不配玩這遊戲 淦 00:09:48.360 --> 00:09:50.400 對不起。･ﾟ･(つд`ﾟ)･ﾟ･對不起 00:09:50.620 --> 00:09:53.580 不 太慢了. 太晚道歉了, Ken. 00:09:54.580 --> 00:09:57.300 什-什麼? 我很抱歉我說的話 00:09:57.300 --> 00:09:59.340 我不是有意的 00:10:00.420 --> 00:10:04.260 我希望這影片沒有影響我們的友誼 00:10:04.940 --> 00:10:06.640 痾 00:10:06.640 --> 00:10:09.000 我想說我很抱歉 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:10.460 對於我說了一些傷人的話 00:10:11.140 --> 00:10:12.820 特別是對你 所以 00:10:12.820 --> 00:10:14.780 沒有鰻魚在你媽媽身上 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:16.320 我知道 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:18.740 他已經把他拉出來了， 謝謝你 XDDDDD 00:10:18.740 --> 00:10:21.700 沒事的 所以，你沒有什麼要對我說的? 00:10:22.280 --> 00:10:24.680 恩 OK...OK.. 00:10:25.340 --> 00:10:27.160 你的痘痘 00:10:28.300 --> 00:10:29.700 並沒有進監獄 00:10:29.700 --> 00:10:33.860 ♫It's too late to apologize♫ 00:10:33.860 --> 00:10:35.860 謝謝收看^^