WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:02.920 "Do the Roast Yourself Challange please" 00:00:02.920 --> 00:00:06.420 "Can't wait for Pewdiepie's Roast Yourself Challenge" 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:09.440 "Felix where is the roast yourself challenge" 00:00:09.440 --> 00:00:12.060 "You got called out by Keemstar." 00:00:12.060 --> 00:00:15.640 "I seriously want pewdiepie to do the roast yourself challenge." 00:00:15.640 --> 00:00:18.840 Roast yourself challenge. 00:00:19.100 --> 00:00:20.540 Hey guys whats up. 00:00:20.540 --> 00:00:22.780 So Ryan Higa created a challenge called the roast yourself challenge 00:00:22.780 --> 00:00:24.700 where you roast yourself? 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:30.160 I haven't even started already feeling culturally appropriative 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:31.600 Oh God the rapping! 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:32.800 Meanwhile your album 'Gold' 00:00:32.800 --> 00:00:34.940 Might as well have never even been sold. 00:00:35.340 --> 00:00:37.420 Oh god no! Why are they rapping? 00:00:37.740 --> 00:00:41.900 [RAPS ENDLESSLY] 00:00:42.120 --> 00:00:43.560 [POODS BACKING AWAY] 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:46.260 What the fuck! Why? 00:00:46.480 --> 00:00:50.100 [CONTINUES TO RAP] 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:52.420 Oh god why! 00:01:01.460 --> 00:01:03.720 [POODS GROANING] 00:01:05.740 --> 00:01:07.340 Mister Neil deGrasse Tyson 00:01:07.460 --> 00:01:08.140 Please... 00:01:09.900 --> 00:01:11.900 Memefy my feelings 00:01:15.580 --> 00:01:20.300 Roast yourself challenge more like cringe montage compilation. 00:01:22.240 --> 00:01:25.420 I was going to make a joke that this video gave me cancer but... 00:01:25.420 --> 00:01:28.000 My channel is too big for me to make those kind of jokes. 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:31.540 Do you really need a challenge for you to admit your past failures. 00:01:31.720 --> 00:01:33.600 Sounds pretty damn easy. 00:01:33.800 --> 00:01:39.240 Do I even have to point out that the challenge is used just as a way to get more views? 00:01:39.340 --> 00:01:42.380 Which you know by the way I would never fucking do. 00:01:42.380 --> 00:01:43.720 I have integrity. 00:01:43.720 --> 00:01:48.020 If this video gets a 100,000 likes, I'll upload another challenge video. 00:01:48.020 --> 00:01:50.420 You think your fans eat up all that shit? 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:53.400 Boohoo. I'm not relevant as I used to be. 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:57.720 Boohoo. My fans see me as this one thing when I wanna be another thing. 00:01:57.720 --> 00:01:59.780 You're all a bunch of crybabies. 00:02:00.500 --> 00:02:01.480 And I know what you're thinking 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:05.940 But Pewdiepie, you do all these things too. You're a hypocrite. 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:10.540 Yeah. Have I ever pretend to be anything else? 00:02:10.540 --> 00:02:13.360 How about y'all get some fucking friends to roast you? 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:16.240 You know, like every roast is supposed to be. 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:22.360 The only reason your friends don't roast you is because they hate you and it would be too real. 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:25.640 Excuse me while I hold my phone while I read this one line. 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:30.420 Because remembering a couple of lyrics is clearly too fucking hard for my brain. 00:02:30.660 --> 00:02:35.660 Y'all so bad at roasting, RoastKid1907 will fucking destroy you. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.120 Hey! 00:02:37.220 --> 00:02:40.900 I'm roasting the roast yourself challenge. You got it. 00:02:41.160 --> 00:02:43.240 You finally picked up on it huh? 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:46.800 The video is pretty much the worst one out of all of them. 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:48.740 I literally put no effort in it. 00:02:48.820 --> 00:02:52.660 Where I try to be edgy and call out the other YouTubers on their bullshit 00:02:52.660 --> 00:02:54.980 Eventhough I still do the same fucking thing 00:02:56.220 --> 00:02:58.580 Well at least this video will get more views. 00:03:01.380 --> 00:03:03.220 Why am I not roasting myself? 00:03:03.220 --> 00:03:06.740 Because everyone already knows that I'm pure garbage. 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:10.480 But mainly, because no matter what the fuck you say to me 00:03:10.480 --> 00:03:14.260 Ain't nothing's gonna make this face give a shit. 00:03:23.940 --> 00:03:26.400 Alright fine. I'll do a diss track. 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:27.580 It can't be that hard. 00:03:36.200 --> 00:03:37.660 Stop rapping.