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Er jeg død?

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Hvorfor gør mine øjne ondt?

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Reglerne

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For internettet

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Ja

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De findes

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Det er fucking cringy

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Nogen skrev faktisk det her lort

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REGEL NUMMER 1

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Der er ingen piger på internettet

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Det er faktisk rigtigt

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Lad være med at tale om /b/

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Jeg kommer ikke til at læse resten af det

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MEN

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Der er en regel

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Specefikt

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Der stadig er relavant

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Til denne dag

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Jeg taler selvfølgelig..

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Om regel 34...

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Der er porno af det

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ingen untagelser

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så grundlæggende

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hvis nogen ville sige noget skandaløst

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som

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Pterodactyls

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De fucking dinosaurer

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med vingerne

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*Pewd's parrings kald*

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okay lad os søg--

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ved du hvad

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hvorfor ikke?

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Pterodactyl porno

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vent, hvad fuck er det her?

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der er en video...

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2 millioner visninger

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ÅH GUD

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ÅH GUD

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hvad fuck

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det var bare en spøg

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jeg troede ikke at de faktisk ville---

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åh gud

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NEJ

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gud

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GUD

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Fandens

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Fuck

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hvem ville acceptere dette?

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Pterodactyls mand!

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de plejede at være mine ynglings dinosaurer

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der er brug for at siges:

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lad være med at melde

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denne fucking video

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kun på grund af dette

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okay?

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i melder bare alle videoer

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selvom jeg censorerer dem

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''spøgen'' af denne video var meningen at-

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-jeg skulle søge efter noget-

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-der ikke vil komme op

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så vi vil klare det.

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Nu er der denne her hjemmeside

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som øhmm..

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en ven

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*host*

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en ven fortalte mig om denne hjemme--

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jeg har ikke hørt om den

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det er.. regel 34

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så grundlæggende

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Lad os sige at hvis jeg ville vise

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PewDiePie her

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skulle der teknisk set vær--

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åh gud

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hvad i al--

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gud

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fandens!

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hvorfor er jeg altid den nederste kælling?

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okay

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okay

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gud

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jeg kan ikke

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okay, jeg kommer-

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-med noget så vildt-

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-at der ikke vil være noget porno af det.

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vi vil klare det

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vi vi tegne vores--

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okay lad os tænke her..

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Snickers

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der er ingen fucking måde-

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-der er snickers porno

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åh min fucking gud

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åh gud

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fint.

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wow, amerikanske snacks er KÆMPE

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jeg elsker store amerikanere

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PIK-olade :))

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Lamper.

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der er intet sexuelt om lamper.

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åh gud

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åh gud.

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selvfølgelig.

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hvordan våg--

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det så jeg ikke

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hvad med en CD?

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Hvad med en indkøbsvogn?

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Der er intet sexuelt omkring en inkøbsvogn

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åh for fucks skyld

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Okar hvorf-

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vi må tænke dybere

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vi skal komme til at slå det her spil

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vi må tænke dybere

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hvad nu-

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-kunne muligvis-

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-ikke-

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-blive sexualiseret

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tænk med mig.

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HJÆLP GUDFANDEN

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HJÆLP MIG

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GUD

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FANDEN

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selvfølgelig...

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noget der allerede er sexuelt..

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numser..

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kom nu..

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kom nu!

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JA!

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jeg slog dig!

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så nu..

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vil vi lave vores egen.

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okay.

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Okay

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nu går det løs..

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Fandens det her er svært at--

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Okay

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Så vi har en numse her

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hav en--

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han har en fin..

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øhm

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habit.

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Hoppende hjem fra arbejde.

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Jeg tegner en kavalergang på en røv.

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Det her er skønt

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Har numserne..-

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-numser?

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Jaer.. ja

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De må have numser.

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Okay

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Værsågo

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Vi fyldte et tomt hul i internettet i dag.

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Du burde være stolt.

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Hvad med bryster?

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Jaeeeer. selvfølgelig..

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åh gud

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Vi fandt endnu et hul (på internettet)

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Okay

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øhhm

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Se lige

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De elsker hinanden

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Åh

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Gud

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Hvorfor?

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okay jeg har det

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Bil.

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Intet sexuelt omkring det.

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Hellige fucking lort

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Jeg troede forkert.

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Hvad i alting helligt..-

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-er dette?

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jeg vil gerne dø.

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okay. hvad med det her?

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Kontigenter

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Hvad fuck

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Lad være med at forvandle-

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Sverige til en penis

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Og en sneg--

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ER DET EN SNEGL

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GUD

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FANDENS

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*mentalt sammenbrud*

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Dette kan aldrig blive uset.

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Sverige.

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Hvad er der sexuelt omkring sverige?

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Hvad i al

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Jesus fucking kristus

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Hvad er der galt med jer?

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Hvad med et toilet?

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Bebe gud

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Lad være med at ødelægge (forestillingen om) toiletter for mig

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åh min

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fucking gud.

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Det her er fucked op.

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Okay.

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ÅH GUD

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jeg vil ikke engang vise det

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fordi du vil ikke blive--

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-du vil ikke blive en gladere person

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Hvad med en IPad?

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Hvad

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Fuck?

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Hvorfor ville man gøre det?

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Hvorfor?

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Pony tingene

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det er så fucking mærkeligt.

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Hvad med matematik?

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laver du-

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-fucking sjov-

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-med mig?

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instruduktioner til at lave regel 34

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tage en karakter..

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gerne for ung

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fra 1980'erne

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Jesus

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Kristus.

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Fjern tøj

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step 3:-

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-Spyt i guds øje

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Tjaa, jeg kunne ikke have gjort det bedre...

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Hvad med en Videospilkontrol?

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der er også en (Nintendo) DS i bagrunden?

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hvem fuck

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har to dreamcasts?

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det lort var så dyrt!

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hvad med regel 34 selv?

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åh min fucking gud

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folk er fucking sindssyge

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åh gud

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jeg kan ikke

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gøre det her mere

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jeg kan ikke gøre det her mere.

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jeg er færdig.

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i er alle syge (i hovedet)!

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I er alle syge

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nå, undskyld mig.

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jeg vil gå ud og afblege mine øjne.

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*hælder vodka(?) i øjnene*

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*intense skrig*

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JEG ER BLIND

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okay bror-

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-venner

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uanset hvad du gør

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lad være med at melde denne video.

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det ville alt være til intet hvis du gør det..

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nummer 2.

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jeg glemte det

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nummer 3:

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syntes godt om denne video

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abonnoner for mere kvalitets indhold som dette

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og kom sammen med mig på min vej-

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-til galskab.

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Som altid:

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BROFIST!

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