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Jesam li mrtav?

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Zašto me oči bole?

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Pravila

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Interneta

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Da

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To postoji.

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Jako je neugodno,

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netko je zaista napisao ovo sranje.

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Pravilo broj jedan:

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Na internetu nema djevojka.

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To je zapravo istina.

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Nemojte govoriti o

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Neću pročitati ostatak

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ALI, tu je jedno

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posebno pravilo,

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i dalje relevantno

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do današnjeg dana.

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Naravno govorim...

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o pravilu 34.

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Postoji pornografija o tome,

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bez iznimka.

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Tehnički

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kad bih ja rekao nešto neobično,

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kao

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Pterodactyls (Dinosaur).

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Ovi jebeni dinosauri

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sa krilima.

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Ok, ajmo pretražiti...

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Znate što?

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Zašto ne?

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Pterodactyls pornografija.

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Čekaj koji je ovo kurac?

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Tu je i video

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2 miliona pregleda.

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O MOJ BOŽE!

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O MOJ BOŽE!!

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Koji kurac?

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To je bila samo šala!

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Nisam mislio da će zapravo...

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O moj Bože!

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NE!

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Bože

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Bože

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KVRAGU

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JEBEM TI

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Tko bi ovo prihvatio?

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Pterodactyls čovječe!

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Bili su mi najdraži dinosauri!

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Nepotrebno je reći

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Nemojte prijavit'

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ovaj jebeni video

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samo radi ovoga.

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U redu?

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Svi vi samo flagirate svaki video

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iako ga cenzoriram!

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"Šala'' od ovog videa je trebala biti

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da ću pretražiti nešto.

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Neće se pojaviti,

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pa će mo to napraviti.

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Sada, postoji ta stranica

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koja uhh...

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Moj prijatelj...

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Prijatelj mi je rekao za ovu stranicu

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nisam čuo za nju.

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To je rule#34 (pravilo 34)

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Tehnički

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Ajmo probati tražit'

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upisao ''pewdiepie'' ovdje,

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tehnički bi trebalo biti...

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O moj Bože

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Koji vr-

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Koji

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Jebeni

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Kurac

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K

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Vragu!

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Zašto sam uvijek donja kurva!

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Okej.

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U redu.

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Bože,

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ja ne mogu...

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U redu, smislit ću

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nešto tako ludo

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da neće biti pornografije od toga.

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I napravit će mo to.

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Nacrtat ćemo uhh..

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Ok ajmo razmislit ovdje

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Snickers.

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Nema jebene šanse

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da postoji Snickers pornografija.

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O moj jebeni Bože!

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O moj Bože!

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Zašto?

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Wow, američke grickalice su ogromne,

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Ja volim veliku američku

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COCK-olate.

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Lampe.

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Nema ništa seksualno o lampama.

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O moj Bože!

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O moj Bože!

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Naravno

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Kako?

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Kako nisam to vidio?

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Što je sa CD-om?

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Dovraga!

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Što je sa kolicima za kupovinu?

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Nema ništa seksualno sa kolicima za kupovinu.

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O za Boga miloga!

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Okej. Što ako..

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Moramo misliti dublje.

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Ako hoćemo pobjediti ovu igru,

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moramo dublje razmišljati.

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Sad što

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po mogućnosti

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ne bi

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bilo seksualno?

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Razmišljajte sa mnom.

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POMOZITE ZABOGA!

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POMOZITE MI

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K

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VRAGU!

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Naravno...

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Nešto što je već seksualno...

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Stražnjice...

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Ajde..

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Ajde!!!

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TO!!

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Pobjedio sam te!

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Znači sada,

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ćemo napraviti svoju.

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Ok

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U redu.

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Sada idemo...

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Kvragu teško je...

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...crtati.

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Okej,

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sada imamo stražnjicu tu.

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On ima lijepo,

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umm,

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odjelo.

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Dolazi kući sa posla.

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Crtam rasjcep na stražnjici.

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Ovo je super.

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Imaju li guzice guzice?

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Umm da, da,

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moraju imat straznjice.

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Okej

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Gotovo!

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Napunili smo praznu rupu interneta danas!

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Svi bi smo se trebali ponositi.

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Sta je sa grudima?

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O moj Bože!

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Našli smo jos jednu.

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Okej

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Uhh

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Pogledajte!

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Vole se.

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Oh

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Bože

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zašto?

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Okej imam ga!

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Automobil.

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Nije nista seksualno sa tim.

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O jebem ti sve,

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pogriješio sam.

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Što za ime svega svetoga..

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Koji je ovo?

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Ja želim umrijeti.

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Okej, što je sa ovim?

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Kontinenti.

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Koji kurac?

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Nemoj pretvorit Švedsku

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u pimpek!

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I puž.

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JE LI TO PUŽ?

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BOŽE

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KVRAGU

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AHHH HAH!

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Ovo ne može biti neviđeno.

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Švedska.

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Ok, što je seksualno sa Švedskom?

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Što u ime.. Isuse

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jebeni Kriste,

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što nije u redu sa vama društvo?

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Što je sa zahodom?

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Molim te Bože,

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nemoj mi uništiti zahode.

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O moj

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jebeni Bože!

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Ovo je sjebano,

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okej?

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O MOJ BOŽE!

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Ja necu ni prikazati to

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zato što nećete biti sret...

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Nećete biti sretnija osoba.

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Što je sa Ipadom?

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Koji

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je

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ovo kurac?

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Zašto bi to uradio?

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Zašto?

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Pony sadržaj,

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tako je jebeno čudno.

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Što je sa matematikom?

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Je li me

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jebeno

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zajebavaš?

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Tutorijal kako napravit pravilo 34:

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Uzmite lika,

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možda maloljetan

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od 1980-ih.

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Isuse

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Kriste.

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Skinite odjeću.

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Korak broj 3:

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Pljuni u božje oči.

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Nisam ni ja mogao reći bolje!

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Što je sa video konzolom?

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Tamo je DS u podzadini također.

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Tko je dovraga

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imao dva Dreamcast-a?

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Ta sranja su bila jako skupa!

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Što je sa pravilom 34 samim?

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O moj jebeni Bože!

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Ljudi su jebeno ludi.

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O moj Bože

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ja ne mogu

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raditi ovo sranje više.

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Ne mogu više raditi ovo.

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Gotov sam.

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Svi ste vi bolesni.

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Svi ste vi bolesni.

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Sad me oprostite,

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sad ću isprati oči.

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AAAHHH!!

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AAH

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AH!

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SLIJEP SAM.

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Okej bro,

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bros!

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Što god radili,

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nemojte prijaviti ovaj video.

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Sve će biti uzalud ako to napravite.

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Broj 2

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Zaboravio sam.

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Broj 3

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Lajkajte ovaj video.

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Pretplatite se za više kvalitetnog sadržaja kao ovaj.

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I pridružite mi se na mom putu

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prema ludilu.

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Kao i uvijek

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Brofist