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Am murit?

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De ce ma doare ochii?

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Regulile internetului

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Da,

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Există

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E foarte ridiculos,

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cineva chiar a scris căcatul ăsta

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Regula numarul 1:

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Nu există fete pe internet...

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E defapt adevarat.

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Nu vorbi despre /b/

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Nu am să citesc restul

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DAR

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Este o regulă,

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în particular,

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care e încă relevantă

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până în ziua de astăzi

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Vorbesc, desigur...

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Despre regula 34

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*muzica epica si memeuri apar*

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REGULA 34

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Este porno despre asta

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Fără excepție

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Deci, pe scurt,

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Dacă aș spune ceva scandalos

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Ca

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Pterodactili

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Dinozaurii pulii

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Cu aripi

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Bine, să căutăm

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Știi ce,

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De ce nu?

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Porno cu pterodactili

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Stai, ce pula mea e asta

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Este un video

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2 milioane de vizualizări

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Oh, dumnezeule!

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OH, DUMNEZEULE!

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CE DRACU??!?

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Era doar o gluma!

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N-am crezut că ar face-o cu adevărat!

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Oh dumnezeul meu...

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NU

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Doamne

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DOAMNE

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La naiba

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Pula mea

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Cine ar accepta asta!?!

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Pterodactili, omule!

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Erau dinozaurii mei preferați!

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Evident,

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Nu semnala

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Acest videoclip

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Doar din cauza asta

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Bine? ಠ_ಠ

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Voi toți semnalați toate videoclipurile

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Chiar dacă le cenzurez!

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Gluma acestui video era

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Că eu am să caut ceva

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Și nu o sa gasesc

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Deci o s-o facem

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Este acest website

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Care uhh

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Un prieten

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*tuse*

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Un prieten mi-a spus despre acest webs-

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Nu am auzit de el

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Este uh, "regula 34"

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În principiu,

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să spunem că dacă aș scrie

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PewDiePie aici

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tehnic ar trebui-

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*Felix ragaie* Oh, doamne

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Ce dr-

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Ce

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Nai...

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Al dracului

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Cacat

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Doamne

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La naiba!

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De ce eu sunt de fiecare dată curva peștelui?

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OK

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Bine

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Doamne

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Nu pot

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Bine, o sa vin

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cu ceva asa nebunesc

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nu o sa fie porno despre el

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O sa reusim

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O sa alegem ceva unic

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Bine, sa ne gandim aici

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*manele 2020*

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Snickers.

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Nu are cum

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Nu exista porno cu snickers (Poods mai ai multe de invatat despre interweb)

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(1-0 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Oh la naiba

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Oh dumnezeule

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De ce...

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Woow!! Gustarile americane sunt URIASE!!!

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Iubesc marile americane

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COCK-OLATE! ˙ ͜ʟ˙ (Penis-olata...te-ai prins? Nu?...)

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Lampe

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Nu este nimic sexual despre lampe (Cand ai sa inveti despre interweb, Poods?)

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Oh doamne

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Oh doamne

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Desigur

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Cum de-

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nu am vazut asta? (2-0 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Dar despre CD-uri?

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(3-0 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Dar despre un cart de cumparaturi?

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Nu e nimic sexual despre un cart de cumparaturi. (Buna incercare)

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Oh la naiba (4-0 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Bine, dar daca-

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Trebuie sa gandim mai adanc.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Daca vom bate acest joc,

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trebuie sa gandim mai adanc.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Acum ce?

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Posibil

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Nu ar putea

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Fi sexualizat (Nimic Poods, preda-te interweb-ului odata)

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Ganditi cu mine

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AJUTA ,  LA NAIBA

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AJUTA-TI MA

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DOAMNE

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LA NAIBA

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De sigur...

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Ceva ce e deja sexual...

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Funduri...

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Haide...

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Haide!

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DA!

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(4-1 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Te-am batut!

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(Tu ai stricat website-ul pentru a desena funduri, nu-i asa?)

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Deci acum...

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O sa ne facem propriul

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OK

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Bine

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Sa incepem

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La naiba e greu sa- (Asta a zis ea)

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desenezi...

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Okay

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Deci avem un fund aici

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are--

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El are un frumos

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uhm

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Costum

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Ajuns de la munca

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Desenez un clivaj pe un fund.

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Este minunat (Sigur ca este)

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Cumva fundurile

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Au funduri? (Uhh)

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Da da

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Ar trebui sa aiba funduri (Daca zici tu)

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Okay

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poftim!

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Am umplut o gaura in internet astazi! (Mai mult ca inundat)

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Toti ar trebui sa fiti mandri ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

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Dar despre sani?

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(Daaaa siguuur)

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Oh doamne

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Am gasit o portita (Trisor)

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Bine

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Uhh

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...

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Uita-te la asta

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Se iubesc

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*Cadere mentala*

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Oh

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Doamne

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De ce

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Ok o am sub control

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Masina

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Nu e nimic sexual despre ea

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(5-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Sfant rahat

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M-am inselat

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Ce in tot ce-i sfant

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Ce naiba e asta

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(Internet-ul)

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Vreau sa mor

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Ok dar despre asta?

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Continente (CAND, AI, SA, INVETI?)

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Ce naiba

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Nu transforma

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Suedia intr-un penis!

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Si un m-

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ALA E UN MELC? (6-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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DOAMNE

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LA NAIBA

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AHHH HAH

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Asta nu poate fi uitat

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Suedia

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Ce-i sexual despre Suedia? (Pai eu stiu un youtuber anume ˙ ͜ʟ˙)

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Ce naiba

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Iisus la dracu Hristos

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E in gresit cu voi oameni? (7-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Dar despre o toaleta? (Asa tanar, asa inocent, asa naiv)

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Te rog Dumnezeule

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Nu strica toaletele pentru mine

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Oh al

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dracului Dumnezeu

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Este gresit

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Bine? (8-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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OH DUMNEZEULE

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Nici nu am sa arat asta

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Deoarece nu o sa fiti o persoana mai fe-

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Nu o sa fiti o persoana mai fericita

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Dar despre un iPad? (Serios?)

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*Cadere mentala* (9-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Ce

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Nai

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La dracu?

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De ce ai face asta?

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De ce?

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Chestia cu ponei

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E asa de ciudata!

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Dar despre mate?

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cumva

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glumesti cu

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mine?
(9-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Ghid pentru a face regula 34

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Ia un caracter...

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Potrivit minor

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Din anii 1980 (Ce dracu)

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Iisus

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Hristos

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Scoate hainele

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Pasul al 3-lea

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Scuipa in ochiul lui Dumnezeu

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Pai nu as fi putut sa o pun mai bine eu insami

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Dar despre o consola de jocuri? (Oh saracul Pewds.)

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Este un DS in fundal (10-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Cine naiba

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avea 2 dreamcast-uri?

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Rahaturi-le alea era asa scumpe!

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Dar despre 34 in persoana? (Regula 34)

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Oh Doamne

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Oamenii sunt dusi cu capul

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Oh Doamne (11-2 Regula 34 - Poods)

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Nu pot

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S-o fac

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*poods se imbata*

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Nu pot s-o mai fac ಥ_ಥ

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*iar se imbata*

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Gata

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Sunteti bolnavi!

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Sunteti bolnavi

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Acum scuzati-ma

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O sa-mi torn clor in ochi

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AAAAHHH  ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

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AAH

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AH

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SUNT ORB

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Bine fra-

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fratilor

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Orice faceti

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Nu raportati acest video

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Totul ar fi pentru nimic daca o faceti

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Numarul 2

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Am uitat

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Numarul 3

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Apreciati acest video

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Abonati-va pentru mai mult content de calitate ca acesta

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Si urmati-mi calea

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catre nebunie

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Ca de obicei

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BROFIST!