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WE DID IT!

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Yatta desu ne!

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Yatta desu ne!

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First to 90 million.

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Oh boOoOy!

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T-Series was right behind us but we did it!

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👏
We did it

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👏
Omedetou

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👏
Omedetou gozai

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Omedetou gozaimasu!

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Very nice!

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Very nice!

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Thank you, everyone!

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Thank you, everyone!

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👏
Thank you, everyone!

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I can't believe!

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Everything is just changing so quickly.

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You have all these...

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um... news ariticles pre, er-

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Is it called 'Preemptively'?

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--Yeah! Preemptively celebrating the fact that T-Series has passed us,

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--Yeah! Preemptively celebrating the fact that T-Series has passed us,

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--Yeah! Preemptively celebrating the fact that T-Series has passed us,

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BUT OH NO NO NO!

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I think that's important to know,

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that UNLESS, we have a common goal,

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this is just gonna go on forever.

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And I think we've proven ourselves that we're more than capable,

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of doing just THAT,

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okay?

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But if we don't have a common goal,

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then we are just gonna look like a bunch of idiots.

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We're never gonna- go this is just gonna go on forever.

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Which, it easily can, bY thE wAy.

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Which is fine!

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But, we are more than that.

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We have more integrity than that, we're not:

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"oH, wE hAvE tO bEaT tHem, bEbE!"

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We don't CARE! Okay?!

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It's first... to a hundred million,

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AND THEN...

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we will let T-Series passes us.

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we will let L-Series passes us.

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we will let T-Series passes us.

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You will have my permission to PASS,

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AFTER we hit a hundred million,

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I will write full a step aside,

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I will graciously step aside and let you pass, T-Series!

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*LWIAY Intro*

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Using the Drake format

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Using the new Marzia format because Marzia memes get more upvotes than pewds memes

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WHAT?!

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I can do funny faces, guys, please! UwU

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[Fairy Tall] Wow (echo)

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They were thirty thousand ahead!

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I don't know how they did it!

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I don't understand *???*

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just don't forget about me when I lose to T-Series

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Well, it's not gonna happen!

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It's not losing, if we

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let them win!

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Okay?!

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10 Jeahr challenge Fortnite in 10 months

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but Minecraft never

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in ten yeahrs

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I'm so proved of community

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Yeah.

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like a meme to uh neurotically play play
minecraft it used to be oh you play

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minecraft oh that's awesome - oh you
play minecraft only kids play minecraft

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oh you play minecraft that gave us dead
- you play minecraft Thank You Hana

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brofist bro hit a freaking fat brofist
self-driving cars more likely to hit

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wild deer oh my god please the story
writes itself

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Felix we need explanation clown poor

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listen we don't know the source we don't
know who posted this and we don't know

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why this was made so therefore we will
ignore this news moving a hug at 100

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million we're deleting the channel we
don't know the source of this this ah

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when we hit 50 million I added a little
Easter egg at the very end saying yeah

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I'm deleting the channel at a hundred
million so haters better start

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subscribing okay violent videos mods
closing down this sub young children

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they big shoutouts to the to the mods I
appreciate that they they acted quickly

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to prevent that I think they did a great
job and I really appreciate it Japanese

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reinforcements are available pukes one
day I would like to very much

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take a collaboration video with pity son
Kizuna ie for me review

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if the game is so relevant why haven't
the headphones changed ah oh my god this

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is so embarrassing yeah our minds I
thought the game was relevant they told

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me listen they told me Felix the game is
so relevant and I'm like this is awesome

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I'll tell everyone how relevant the game
is I felt so disappointed

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while I made pewds what an amazing guy

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next me
Thank You Shane very cool he said

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something I appreciate a lot in his
video today almost nights a thing that I

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did mention in that video is that I said
that I watched him back in the day but I

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like Shane a lot more now because he
seems like he's more honest and open

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with himself and I think that's the
thing with YouTube that I really like so

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keep going Shane you're doing great it
works i screen recorded and uploaded a

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video with a song
Oh hit books so there's this theory that

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it's not a theory but this is mean that
to fight if you don't know the name of a

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song just upload it to YouTube because
they have all this advanced technology

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to claim the video it's so it will say
what song it is because they will get

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claim well if you upload it and someone
did it

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hi dragon boy yo the Content ID claim ur
is time is on my side

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claimed by um G I think I heard
somewhere the reason why you can't sing

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happy birthday on

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is that the one sing happy birthday and
it will cost you

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turns out the pablor song is under
copyright performers are supposed to pay

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do not you're not allowed to sing it
happy birthday to you at restaurants

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because it's not licensed just to give
you a taste of how bad then in my

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opinion the music industry is with with
protecting the artists it is certain no

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integrity involved with sharing
something that you created I don't get

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this idea but it's literally the same
thing here on YouTube even if I hum a

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song that's enough for a video to get
claimed entirely

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I can't wait for article 13 I really
hope I'm just imagining things

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Oh God break out on forehead bags under
eyes substance abuse I think feelings

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needs a vacation to the records he looks
so drink concern nine-year-old I

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appreciate the concern it's been a rough
couple days it's time for the big guns

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pewds happy wheels fortnight minecraft
roblox cool man

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I really got to play happy wheels I
don't know if I can do it man

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her he's probably thinking about other
women him I wonder if there is someone

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who is subscribed to prettify
submissions but isn't subscribed to

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PewDiePie you know here you are hit that
subscribe button when God created

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feelings good looks that's right
thanks right a girlfriend that's right I

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do have a girlfriend number one most
subscribe YouTube channel

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legs oops dog for those of you hasn't
missed who has missed the breaking news

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that's right in order to defeat t-series
I have revealed that I have very large

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tongue as I will show you now

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the war is still odd well clear ah it
hits zero again oh god it zero again one

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ahead fast
ah this is why I hate video games it

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appeals to male fantasy oh my god
I have Leahey finally a video game where

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I can live my fantasy teaser is so but
caught alive holy crap

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whoa whoa what what what happened there
they gained 25,000 out of nowhere

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Oh 31% off G fuel pay 69% of the price
oh my god guys leak the case you didn't

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know you get 16 you can pay 69% of the
full price of G fuel

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it's the biggest sale they've ever had
if you enter the code PT pipe

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number 5 trending for gaming in India
hey we did it guys

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we settled for number 5 now apparently
what the hell is this fan out of the

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original nine year olds and yes the guy
in the back is sigh they made sigh look

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like a total boy everybody everybody gay
as always

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that's a great name
you like your lose meme reviews bad

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camera quality Brad one pew news book
reviews 35 and that's how it's done

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everybody all men
have a mental age of nine you know

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you're not 9 but in there you're 9 we
are all we are all silly oh my god he

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gets it
wow that's nothing here just a scream

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subscore no sub subs I thought it was
gonna say subscribe subscribe to judy by

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pew you laugh you win his entire fanbase
wait that's silly sometimes you just got

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to pull some strings to makes things
happen

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I made a skin for Peter pine for night
took three hours couldn't find a face

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that looks like him but I hope he likes
it damn see I saw these on Twitter but I

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didn't know what it was from that's
really cool I'm pretty sure the only

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thing to save for night from a famous
legend is to add this skin I won't just

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remember March 18 as a day my twin
daughters were born but also the day

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pivot I became the first title to
surpass 90 million subscribers

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congratulations of your twins man that's
incredible

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thank you guys so much for all the
support honestly it means so much to me

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if you want support the channel just
it's there and that's it for me for now

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see you guys tomorrow
why brofist at a hundred million

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brofist that 100 min to burst simulator
it's now so relevant that it's got a

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brand new mini game cranium drop the
crane and get fresh items only available

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in the washing machine like game and you
say there's more of course there is new

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Seriously Subscribe were you even watching the vid

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