What's up bros!
Oh it's gaming time resident
Resident Evil 2, that's right everybody, they made a remake out of this and it looks actually pretty good.
Usually remakes are pretty shit.
Actually I take that back.
I played this yesterday and it crashed because you okay.
Sorry. Too many thoughts at the same time.
Felix think about what you're gonna say.
Yesterday I recorded this.
You only get one chance to play this demo for 30 minutes so I recorded it and it crashed and then
the game was like oh sorry we did a fucking wacky U.
So shall we. So I couldn't play it. So now here I am
playing it on a PlayStation. What.
Norm is playing PlayStation.
I know I know.
This is super embarrassing like honestly.
But here we go here we can go guys. I'm actually excited to play this.
To finally prove once and for all that I
am in fact a gamer and I'm playing a horror
game smash like PewDiePie plays horror game.
I think that's pretty like worthy. It was
supposed to be a short break for Leon S. Kennedy.
Just one last pit stop at a gas station on the
outskirts of town.
When the rookie cop found himself surrounded in a sea of zombies
along with a newfound friend and Claire Redfield. I loved that
The Japanese obsession with American names and
American characters Claire Redfield. Have you ever met
anyone named that Leon managed to escape.
Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. Escape to Raccoon City.
Only for an accident to split them apart deftly navigating through
that peril Pirelli really assistant streets parolees.
Leone has made its way to the city's police station but has
he really made it to safety question mark.
Mm hmm I wonder.
Probably not.
I remember this scene that scene as a kid I've only
played this game very briefly I was too scared to play it
when I was a kid and he's speaking Japanese
Oh so sexy.
Lee on new Hong good days.
Has she mean mashed it could teach you what Leo
this is. Oh God his height his hair looks so sexy
you know.
The oh my God
There's two people there.
Messages
Meet Erika. That means.
Can you see.
I'm somewhat of a Japanese.
And he's pushed them away.
That's all you gotta do is just push him away.
Hey it's as easy as ABC.
All right. So he's in the red room.
Meets
Which means murder backwards.
In case you didn't know that I'm somewhat of an expert
on everything. All right so I guess
like my knowledge of Resident Evil games is
very slim. The only one I've played fully is the
last one which was very good by the way.
I hope they do the same. Like they did with the resident evil
as they did with the Silent Hill case Silent Hill is just
a beautiful series that has been kind of lost.
You know the Silent Hill remake is known for being like the
worst remake ever. Or just getting it
completely wrong.
What is this some kind of puzzle.
I think they made it so like the shadow and the fog and
in the Silent Hill didn't actually work
like you could see through the fog. Whatever
makes these decisions idiots.
Okay so yeah. Okay I combine it. Sorry sorry if I.
I generally don't know how to play this game.
Let that be known.
Because I am a noob at Resident Evil but like if you
guys want to give me tips to help me play the game
like a little stronger. That would be really cool. Like
we can work together and accomplish god damn doors.
Oh I know this. We just need some some tape cutters
impenetrable tape everyone can
keep out huh.
Can't tell me what to do. I'm from Sweden pulling
LeBron Harrow. Back.
I am Leon Kennedy from get the boy.
OK. Let's go in here. Very epic.
And ruin the mood.
But it looks just like me guys
Are a panda which stands for role playing
decks. Good joke Felix.
Oh God is actually creepy.
Looks like I totally messed up.
This is very bad. I should check I need a fuse. Did the
graphics looks good. I really did. Oh God
it's happening it's happening.
Hello is anybody there.
This is super scary.
Okay it looks like we're safe.
My aim is so off there.
At that what are these shoes. Not on my watch.
What.
What do you say. I think I know how to say that but I'm too scared.
You know I'm hungry as fuck.
Okay. All right.
Well. This is a trap. Let that be known.
This a trap. You gotta shoot him in the ass just to be safe.
Should I shoot
him in the ass for the mean.
Or should I play this responsibly so people don't get pissed off.
Oh sorry Miss Clark. Okay so he's dead.
Well at least now we know you know hey look he gave us ammo.
Well I know where the ammo came from.
I'm ruining the game. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll play responsibly.
What kind of video were the making here. What kind of strange porno.
Very weird. My sensitivity is too high.
Like. We got the light switch.
Okay. He's probably gonna come back alive
I think. That would make sense. We'll hit a
button or something. Come back. Can I remove these.
All I can do is hit a light switch.
Which is not epic.
Turn it on you. Ding dong. Is there
really nothing else for me to do.
My that fucking stupid.
I hate when you're playing on a timer. Right.
So it's like I don't want to mess up but
honestly like why would they put this room here.
If there was nothing to find but I generally can't see anything.
All right
all right I'm...
I didn't hold game. You think I'm not a gamer
that I'm not a press hold.
Obligatory press the button to proceed
while the game slows you down for a second moment. Very epic.
Oh hi friend.
No. You could do that.
See I should be the voice actor in this game.
Oh God oh God. Hi.
Hi. I'm gonna walk out a mass.
At Domo
Mexico. Would
You like to take the test.
Okay. Yeah you're fine.
So. He's gonna get sucked out.
Oh yeah. Oh jeez.
Oh look I did this. I'm sorry.
I am so sorry.
Oh
Yeah. Oh my God.
Embassy there. See what I see. I did it to see.
If my hair's still free
Ok so his officer notebook says the statue.
Oh yeah. That's the parcel.
And he couldn't find it but he figured out the lie and
he figured out the unicorn and he figured out the sparrow.
But we just need the order okay.
So medallion goddess statue.
All right. So that must be them.
Hang in there buddy I'm coming to save you very soon.
Oh God. Is my hair still pretty
Yes. Jesus fucking Christ.
Why won't you die.
That was close.
Gross. Don't hurt me.
No no. Ha ha.
Oh God. He can enter. Welcome.
Oh God I'm really bad at this. I know this is
painful to watch but I'm trying. Why won't you die.
Step on you.
Why? Get like 5000
headshots on you bro.
We need that
Dead Space storm. I'm sorry I'm really rusty guys.
I'll get better as we go. I know it is. The
most fun ever to watch a fucking noon play
To the price such a.
First Aid spray.
Amazing. Do I not have space. My dad. Is.
Nothing like some healing from the toilet. Actually
looks kind of clean.
All right.
I'm not scared. Only cowards are scared and I'm not one of them.
In fact I would go as far as to say I don't care.
Oh god dammit
All right now let's do epic aim. This. Is. This is
target practice. Look at that beautiful.
Unlike your face Your face is very ugly.
Look at your face. There's totally destroyed by my effort.
Can I have a moment of serious. Please.
Hello. Has anything changed in here. No. There's no reason.
Maybe later.
Sorry guys. It's been the episode.
I'm gonna hear some updates on.
Get away from me man.
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
Oh good good. Oh oh
oh
Oh. I need to combine that what is
combining the ammo do
can be used to board windows riff raff
Love riff raff. So does this guy.
I don't know rephrasing names just for the record in case it's something racist
Just for the record I don't know what. All right. We could have found the piece.
Maybe that's what we could've done with.
Sterling time.
No.
Oh God. Oh. No.
Take step by step. Yes. No. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Don't bite him. He's too pretty to die.
Oh well this guy is a lot better than we are.
He's saving people crawling at your dashboard.
That's good.
Maybe brother might have been bitten.
You can indeed.
This is so good with the Japanese voice I think.
Oh my God. Oh my oh.
It sounds so cool. Cool you.
Sauna. Well I got there in the
Congo. You said I got to know you had its mouth tickled
altogether since you can not take him any other day.
What I did about
Jimmy thank you Mr Cable
Oh my God. Diana
Yeah.
No we already saw them Ambrose keen on it.
I'll be here. No go talk to you soon enough.
We didn't go can you. You got caught up man.
There you go. Come on. How do people talk like that.
So Avery why should they matter. You know
almighty cordial
Demo cool down
who I regard to good you know.
Oh mostly yes. Don't miss it.
I think I'll kick up that
case that I may not see foreshadowing the killing him.
You know I can imagine.
Oh my God.
What did they hung a moment.
Wow. That's cool
All right.
So how do I do that. Ready some weapon
and the one or two. How low.
You don't look too good. Can I help you.
I can't do it around him. I have to be further away.
What. Now I can do it. Oh
Aye. You will do it.
It won't let me stand him. Lay in there.
Super lame. What if I do it from behind.
No. Okay. You're wasting time Felix. You only have 30 minutes to play this game.
Okay. Well let's see we can solve this impossible puzzle.
Oh. Oh yeah. Wait. Let me see here.
In loving memory of those who served with the valor of
lions the nobility of unicorns and whose
ultimate sacrifice is as pure as the
maidens of old old
maidens.
That's not epic.
All right. Check out.
All right.
So how do I open my items in
now. We're looking at the item right.
At.
So the Crown or the goat or the
unicorn.
May never got.
Hey look at that lion medallion.
I wonder why I need to take it right. Yeah
let's put it in right away so our own waistline inventory
Brodsky I solved the puzzle.
It was very cool how we got here.
Cry more. OK listen.
Ok. You went there automatically sir.
You got that. How did you
manage to do it. I
did. OK. That's English
for
God damn it. You're not gonna help me. Where do I need to go now.
Then you need to run faster and
got all day son.
Okay okay okay okay okay okay.
All I know. I know we had the cutter for the tape now.
I like it use tape.
They do the same in wrestling evil seven. I think
Yeah. And it's like today. I mean I
guess it makes sense and I just feel like you could easily just
feel like shit.
But that's just my Yoko's.
This is first day guys. Dude.
Combined that means making
My missing something essential here.
Hello. I know.
All right. Thanks ain't scared I
ain't scared no one. Nothing scares me.
I don't get it
They want me to look at this guy. But there's gonna be a guy here. I
know videogame.
Oh oh oh.
Do look separate. You.
Stop. You fucking fatty share dude. Like why are you looking at that.
He's gonna turn right now. I don't like this.
You stay then stay then. Okay. Don't make
me kill you. You too.
How do you even get up there. How does that happen.
I've got a gift for him. Oh God. Fuck you.
Scheme and scarier than I thought.
I mean I'm not scared. Hello.
A Swedish puberty pie here.
Don't shoot. All right.
We'll go through here for no reason. We
can put up the window. Yeah. Fuck it why not.
Ban
I don't know if I'm supposed to do that but I'm going
with my gut which I hope to keep in tact.
Thank you very much. Unlike some people in this
thread you
Don't break the window. Oh yeah.
Oh your face. Oh God. Stop.
That's kind of cute.
Oh God. Oh God. I stopped him. I am like black.
You look funny
Dude. Like some people live forever. I don't trust. Like
when they try and divert your attention.
It's like even though I have a lot of experience in horror games that
I can't. Maybe it's because I'm an idiot.
It's still tricks
Weapon locker keypad. Car.
I talked to a lot of Horrigan wallet version and they all kind of
say the same thing that horror games don't scare them because
they know the ins and outs of like how it works.
September 25th. We're turning this station into a
temporary shelter due to the massive sudden outbreak.
All police personnel have been instructed to make the safety of the
citizenry a top priority as we try to accommodate as many of them as possible.
Seven time and Twenty fifth addendum one of the refugees attacked us
in the middle of the night resulting in the death
of one of his own and injuring three others.
The person in question was quickly restrained. We believe this was
simply a case of someone snapping under intense stress
so there's a bunch of refugees that were infected.
What are you trying to tell me. Japan. A mob attacked the station
three resulting in a number of casualties a few survivors
were able to make it safely behind the enemy's shutters
but surrounded as we are. It will be hard for us
to escape this place. We're not sure how we can fix any
of our comm equipment. We so cannot. So we
remain cut off from the outside. That Greenberg 27.
There was another clash on the west side of the
station around 1:00 p.m. Twelve people died and there's only a handful of survivors left.
Everything is falling into this array here. David
Ford hydro My name is David
Ford. It's not going very well.
Here's a map. I'll look OK
so I got bigger.
Oh my God. I have not connected my Ogata
lights yet. So they turn themselves off automatically.
I just need to set it up. I'm too
lazy so we'll get that happening every once in a while and
we can pretend that it's something related to the video game.
I click there without thinking. Jesus Christ. OK.
Epic epic gamer.
Oh dude.
He's fat.
Oh God.
By
No good.
I wish I could stomp them.
But it's different now. Same
No one really desk horror games as good as Japanese though
they really know how to make it
so much more actually intriguing
than the Westerns even though they're there are good
Western. Oh God.
Dude you were supposed to be dead.
Is he dead now. He kind of still
moves. It's kind of a disturbing
Dude.
Are you Debra. Are you dead bro.
You're dead bro. He's dead. What a loser.
Don't trust anyone.
Oh that looks really creepy and graphics look a
bit off.
Game we need a code.
We can get a bag
over a locker room along the design of this really cool.
We can get on Kansas the. All
right. We probably just have to go. How much time do I have left.
Gives me eight minutes. No no I was
loving this. Come on. Jeez.
All right.
I have just come in. Can I shoot through your head.
Again. Oh he lost is a fuck. He keeps
wiggling
He's dead.
You tricked me.
Not the best
I've got him panicking.
What a move. Slick. Daddy
boy. So wait how do I use the knife. I forgot
already. It was like ah 1
Oh fuck I sorry I was trying to hit the ninth one
Year.
Oh there you can boarded up
It's boarded up before he gets in.
Sorry. Shall we see.
Oh yeah. These heal you. We spoke in herbs.
How's my health though. How do I know what my health is.
I think. I got hit once and you.
Know very well. That
there's not some good
There. Do you want to do this. Trust me.
Dude. That's got to. Go.
And he's gone
Dude like why do you do that.
I'm sorry. Sorry bro.
Yes. OK.
Hey look we made it.
I mean the green herb that will fix that.
While I'm hitting a lot of better.
But yeah you're ugly and
disgusting. Gary.
We're fine
OIF core
probably says as a note somewhere this
god damn Japanese game you actually have to use your brain.
Hey look we can get a shotgun.
Give me the shotgun.
Dude I thought we had a deal. Why not shoot him in the eyes. Now he's
going to be. I've got he walks a weird.
All right
Dude I'm sorry about that shot. That was uncalled for.
You think zombies feel pain.
Oh wait sorry I have something in my inventory
keycard. We have the key cards. Are you kidding
me.
I don't really have time to run back now five minutes.
Fuck. Okay let's do it.
Yeah. See I want the weapon.
There it is. That's my boy or
girl. Not trying.
Discrimination.
W eight fifty thousand wanted
to move by with weapons in the market.
W reload.
I wish. Okay.
All right. Now it's game time.
Boys. And
girls
And everyone else. We're all gamers here.
We all understand each other.
We the world would love each other.
The world would be a better place.
Where zombies would apply that we
look at you see a silhouette. What is that for
Once eye shadow coming from. What is that.
Oh it's from here. Okay.
KI very pink.
Oh I could could I just grab the key. Okay.
That's my hair basically. Oh God
no no.
Dude we are like the same unit neon we have like the
same thoughts things in Japanese.
Oh.
Oh. And then this. Oh
good. Combine it.
I don't have any inventory.
OK let's do this. I'm
fine. Restored to full health.
Well there's no small amount. OK.
You combine
that fact.
I'll get it later if I have to. I can't grab that either.
Shot and
Oh so now I have more inventory. Perfect. Could not have come in
better timing.
Okay. I'm not going to release
just from the fact that my game play is limited.
Instead of going to waste time running around from gunpowder.
So there must be something I can do with this
Combined.
Well. I ain't got time.
C for.
Re shoot that.
No
Good wasted ammo.
Gonna say I'm generally enjoying this game. Very cool.
Thank you Felix.
Very cool. Maybe you
must do one thing.
You said okay.
Good.
All right. No no no you idiot.
Oh my God. He is actually going down.
Dude
I'm getting it. Get this.
Sometimes they take that final shot. Oh God. All right.
Oh God you look so creepy.
Yeah. Oh that was awesome.
Okay I will do that now because I don't know if I need to even be here.
You're not dead yet.
Oh God.
Oh this jacket is amazing.
Oh this library so pretty. You're not dead yet.
No. You're dead.
Oh there's another puzzle here.
So this is the unicorn. Okay so this is the other
one.
Oh God no no no
Oh damn.
Time's up. Experience the research story in the full
game what the
frick resident evil. I was just about
to enjoy myself.
That was actually really fun.
If you enjoyed us while anyone may have played a full game when it comes out
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All right that's it for me for now. See you guys too.