PLEASE DIE!! DIE!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!
I don't know how to spice up these intros anymore
Hey, how's it going bros?
My name's PewDiePie
Welcome back to part three
Oh, I'm glad you made it back to another one.
Thank you.
I feel like, I should be kissing your ass a little bit,
Since apparently every god damn youtuber...
...on the planet is playing this game right now
So thank you
For choosing such an excellent product as the PewDiePie
We all know you're watching the worst one
I don´t- honestly, like, I dont know why you're here
You should probably go watch...
...Jacksepticeye
I mean, you can watch both actually
Alright
Um
Here we are in the new area of the house
Very nice
We watched the VHS tape
I'm not watching that shit again
Did not like that VHS tape
There's a book here
Very interesting, I'm ve- great.
Great
Fucking great
I don't really see
Oh my god
Jesus fucking christ, this is creepy.
Okay
How about -There's a BOX!
Fuck you box
Hell yeah, now we can...
Shoot shit
Its really weird for me like everyone kept complaining
How shit I was at aiming
Alright, and how painful it was to watch
But i - but i - oh sh-
Shut the fuck up
I pressed the wrong button
I need that shotgun in the hall way
I'm sure there's an obvious way to it
I love how you-
You bros also comented about, like, the flaw...
...logics of the game
Like you lose your hand and it's just back
Hey a bath! I love baths
Who doesn't like to...
Bathe in...
Tar
Great, someone farted in the bath tub
Hey!
Okay
A wooden statue
''It's a disgusting mess of god knows what''
Probably Jacksepticeye
Got 'em
I can´t stop it's, like, a Tourette at this point.
It's like a tic I mean
Jesus
Have you heard of cleaning
Hey, an antique coin!
So, apparently, the coins can be used for...
...upgrades for guns or some shit like that...
...someone commented
AHHH NOO
NO
NO YOU KIDDING ME
Fuck you
NO
FUCK
GOD DAMN IT
EW WHAT IS THAT
FUCK YOU
What is it?
I've - I was
Taking a shit dude
Fuck you
Hey how bout that i can go down ..
NOOOO!!!!
FUCK!!
WHY?!
OH GOD I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T SEE
NOO
Fuck jesus!
AHHH
It's fine, I'm fine
I knew it
Shut the fuck up
I'll never be part of your family
Buttered bread
The brea- just go just go
[Swedish: Javla] FUCK
Don't fucking touch me you ugly piece of sh- AHH
The hell is wrong with you?!
Oh!
Oh I know, I know... I know
I know
I'll just get the shot gun
Fuck! Now is not th- i could of locked myself out
It was a briliant idea
Ah, this is the puzzle I need to solve
Okay
Just need to hide
Apparently he doesnt see me, he's fucking stupid
Maybe the headbutt
Motherfucker
Why do I have a gun if he does'nt take fucking damage?
Is the demon gone yet?
Alright lets put the -
This uh,uh,uh the uh the wooden statue
Excellent. Oh look it's a dog
Barking at a bird
I think I see it
I think I got it
Is this not it? No thats th- there it is
Okay got it
I just gotta, aline it properly of course
*Bird noises*
Stupid doggo
There we go
Now we can proceed
Thank you very much.
Fuck man! It's so -
EARGH
AH fuck!
Please don't smell me I mean I...
Did just fart? Go through you motherfucker
Go through
Go through. Faster
Faster. There ya go buddy
There ya go. We gonna go home
Get a snack
Proably go to a doctor and talk about that arm...
....that went away but you know
Everything is fine
Everything is great. This is great. I feel great
I feel great I fantas-... Hey it's a moose!
I mean a deer. Whatever. Shut the fuck up
All right. Cool
Oh
BOX
Hell yeah
Some herbs
for that shit
Psychostimulants
*Crash* *Swedish swearing*
What was that?!
Hey beer! And a pizza
And chem fluid
As you find -
We are looting everything at this point
We as need much fucking health as we can get
Atleast if you aim like fucking PewDiePie, alright
Damn, that's a sweet ass
See? That's the thing when I... I swear to god...
...when I zoom in it kinda does this *eewa*
So I have like the perfect aim
It's just something wrong with the game
I think we both can agree on that
Don't you think? Thank you for...
...for once being on my side
I'm full of shit
Oh yeah
Well
Yeah
Got them. Alright. How do I open these?
I don't understand
How do I open this?
I would shoot it open
but I don't wanna
Hey, It's an albino moose!
Hi PewDiePie! look, I'm happy!
Ha ho
Great albino moose
I love you too
Honestly. we should go out together
sometime
How fucking big is this house man?
*Gasp* Another antique coin
Hey it's another box
Excellent
Who dosen't love a good box?
I don't
Don't really
Alright what do we got here?
They look like they may all be victims
Aren't we all victims? (...)
(...) of being born?
Oh my fucking god
Now, I've been in some moist places before
But this...
...this about-
*PewDiePie being weird*
OH NO!
I WAS ACTUALLY NOT GONNA GO THERE
Oh, you fucking kidding me?!
Oh you best be...
You best be joking
YOU BEST BE JOKING
FUCKING DIE DEMON OF HELL
*girl scream* AAAHH
AHH!
I DON'T WANT A HUG
Reload
Is it dead?
It is not dead. I repeat... It is not
Won't -Fuck you
JESUS CHRIST!!! JESUS JESUS
MOOSE
MOOSE DO SOMETHING
It's dead. It's dead
Hell yeah moose! You're my fucking best favorite
*tongue noise*
What the fuck man?
The fuck
Jesus...
...christ
Damn
You need...
You need Jesus. Hey -how is -that's a sweet ass
Thank you
Thank you Jesus
I mean moose
I can't handle this shit, like...
it's too hard for me
I don't...
No, not another one
Not another one. I'm -I'm going out
Fuck you
Close the door
I swear to god I don't want one of those fuckers spawn
right now. I can't fucking handle it
Give me a fucking break, alright?
You need to release tension. Alright? I need... It's...
Oh god, look at that! What that fuck is that?
Oh, What that fuck is that?
Jesus Christ
Hey it's a scorpion door
Let's...
Let's just cut the scorpions down
Sorry scorpions
We are at the same star side
I'm a scorpion too
So we shoud work together. Let's be friends
Um
Ok, so -
It's a -a -a... I'll be back
scorpions. I -I'll be back
for you. We'll hang out. We'll talk
Talk about things
About our genitals. That's, that's
the weakness of um... of scorpions
It's in the Star Science System you
think I'm talking shit? No, I'm talking
the truth
Alright. We got another door. We gonna be AAAHHH
AAAAHHH!!!
Got them!
Always ready
That's me
I'm always ready
Always on edge, motherfucker
You don't fuck with me
I don't fuck with you
Can't do me anything fucking...
Can I?
YES
Save station! (8)
Gotta love (8)
My fucking save station (8)
Did I save it?
No, I -Alright
I saw the books
Is this gonna be like a, you know,
a little easter egg?
Like novels that inspired this...
[Reading book titles] "Sudden Mistery"
"Underhill Thrill"
*Exhale*
I needed to breathe out little bit
You can't just...
...keep fucking me, game
Here we go
Alright
So...
We can't really make anything right now...
...can we?
I don't think we need this, in the fucking box
Uh, we're probably gonna find more of those
What do I combine these with?
I suppose I don't need shotgun shells
But at the same time -
Fuck
I'm overthinking it
I might need those
Okay, here we go
Heading on out now boy
Oh, shut the fuck up house
I don't even have a health pack, so like
I'm so fucking dead
Hello -
Hello?
Hello everybody?
Ooh
It's the - it's the moist monster
Fuck man
Oh, he can come out of any point
Any point
And the moist *mutters* -moist monster might be back
Alright
Be a nice moist monster please?
I'm guessing this door is closed
Oh it's locked
Okay moist monster
I -we can be friends, you know?
I don't - I don't judge based on skin color
And yours being...
Uuh...
Moist
Oh
It's that a moist monster?
Please don't -
Please be good to me moist monster
I lo - I love you
I don't have much ammo moist monster
I really don't
I really don't -
*Gasp*
Eeeeigh
Eiigh
Eigh
Preigh
Eigh
Prrra
Oh you gotta -you just gotta shoot him in the head
You just have to shot him in the head
No prob -no problem
Bring it on -
I'm sorry moist monster
Maybe you wanted that -
Maybe that was -
An act of friendship
Now I don't mean to -
Honestly, just fuck you
Okay, here we go
I'm...
*Gasp*
AIGH
AAH
AIGH
Prrrra
Fuck you
Fuck you moist monster
[Filthy Frank voice] Aahrg
Hey you -
I despise you
[Normal voice] Let me -in your fucking head
Headshot
Jesus christ, moist monster is -
MotherfuCKER!
Oh my god, he did a barrel roll!
Dude, that was sick
Hit 'em in the head, motherfuCKER
[Pitched voice] motherfuCKER!
[Normal voice] I'm really low in health
That's fine
Everyone
Shut the fuck up
I really need a health pack...
...a health pack would be great
Okay
Alright
Strong chem fluid
Does that mean...
...we can...?
Yes
Yas
We can make a...
We can make -ah fuck
Oh!
Oh, hell yeah
Just pour that shit on and ah,
It heals it
It's like holy water
[Reading] "Lucas, I caught the guy..."
[Weird voice] "Lucas! I caught the guy who keeps trying to escape..."
And I don't fucking know
Maybe there's a thing
"Just remember: 3 a's and a handprint..."
You know how to open the door, don't you?
"3 a's and a handprint"
"Do what you want with this girl"
3 a's and a handprint
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means yet
I'm sure we'll figure it out
And I'm sure you'll make fun of me...
...if I don't figure it out
Fucking asshole
Alright, here we go
[Reading] "Traws, Lara..."
"High Five (handprint)"
Uuh
"William"
Uuh
We got: "Shawn"
SHAWN
We got, uh...
No one...
Hey Mr. Moist Monster
I fucking hear you
Shut the -shut the -shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
I don't have enough ammo to fuck with you right now, alright?
alright?
So if everyone just chilled
We gonna start...
With the, 3 a's
Alright, 3 a's
Is there a name with 3 a's in it, perhaps?
There is not
Alright
Well then, let's try Shawn
Hey Shawn
Fuck you!
Fuck you Shawn!
Alright
Hey William
Eat a dick William!
Alright
That was cool
Eat a dick
We can make some gunpowder
That's pretty cool
Won't do that now
I would think that we need to go into that one
Fuck, this place is nasty
This place is nastier than your mama's asshole
There are all the sounds... Like...
How do you- just use the flashlight
Do I not have that anymore?...
I don't understand.
Let's uhh.. have a look lil' bit over here,
'cuz I don't think we went here.
He-Hello, moist monsters
Fuck off, fuck off
alright...
Got 'em
That's fine, that's fine
I'm ready
For whatever, you guys, got for me, alright.
Fuck you...
fuck you,
fuck you.
I don't have a lot of ammo, alright?
Don't fuck with me.
Don't got a lotta of ammo.
Ahh, this is bad.
I don't like this. Do not like -t
I don't like this
I need ammo
alright, I need ammo.
Maybe I should just go back
You know?
Or maybe I should.. *unsuccessful combination sound* .. go back and get the chem fluid.
*doors trying to open* Shut the fuck up. 2x
Okay...
I'm guessing, this is locked?
Holy fucking shit. I unlocked it.
Is that a shortcut, perhaps?
It is. I'm going for it
I'm going back and getting my shit.
I might as well 2x
I know it's like "ooh, ooh, he's going back, oo-"
Shut the fuck up.
Sorry, I always do it. Sorry...
I love you *kiss sound 2x*
Here you go. Get well kiss, be happy
Okay...
Uhh.. Just gonna get the chem fluid
Just gonna- get- yap...
Gimme that shit.
Now I'm gonna, craft.
We gonna craft some shit.
We gonna make sum...
Gun powder.
Now we got a lotta of fucking of that shit(?)
And look at that. We saved space
Hey, look at that shit
Aaand, wanna do a lil savy-sue.. Why would I- (wth?)
Am I a scared little bish?
Absolutely.
I'm not playing around here
I'm not pretending... that I'm something, that I'm not.
Okay?
I am trying my hardest though-
Try- I uhh- would appreciate
a lil bit of support.
T-Thank you.
Umm... No, this is great
Oh, what I think throws me out, with the aim
Is that, I have my mouse... on thee...
screen *laughs*
*laughs sum more* It's almost in the-
you can't see it.
Sorry. I'm looking at that.
Ohh god.
Excuses, yes, shut the fuck up.
Will like this (??) mothafuckaa..
Ohh
Wait, where- where is that?
Where is the map?
I swear a map popped up on my fucking screen
There it is. Okay...
Fuck you!
Punch! (not rly Pewds)
That's right! I don't play around, boxes.
I don't fucking-
This means more monsters is essentialy are just gonna come.
(nice grammar Pewds)
Alright, bring it...
I'm fucking ready for anyone.
I'm ready for anything that might come throwing my way.
I will take that. Whatever it is (lockpick), I will take it.
A treasure photo, i will 'treasure' it. Hahaa...
Hahaa. See, I do jokes.
A scorpion. Aaayy (lmao)
*italian accent* Va-Vaffanculo. Seteri mo-moto bene
Ayy a herb-e
A herb-e that's been laying,
in the demon eggs
Wow. I will -eh.
I will cook it with my pasta sauce
I do not have enough of the space
But that's okay.
Cuz I can make more of a *voice crack* gunpowder
Nooo- shi-
Aaa vaffanculo
Ayayay
Okay. Alright.
That's cool
Hey you know what?
Ehh, fuck these-
God fuck, I can't even fuck them...
...It's like women.
I'm kidding, sorry-
*screams*
Moist Monster! 2x
Don't touch me.
Dont fucking touch me!
I can't see!
You're too black.
Aagh! Shit! I need to reload
Fuck off
Stay away! Stay away ma.
Jesus christ! WTF!
Got 'im!
Got 'im.
Goot him.
GOOT HIM!
*sings* Moist monster~
Vaginas, in disguise~
*rumble* AAGH
Moist monsters~
I will lick their thighs.
That's pretty good.
Moist monstershhh~
Oh god. I'm out, i'm out.
That was it.
Who's making that noise? 3x
Stfu
I got my scorpion key.
Alright?
I don't need to be here.
Alright?
I- I- I got a lot of shit to do with my life
This place. I don't- don't like it
I don't like this place
Don't like it.
Too scared.. too dark. Okay?
Not a fan.
I'm just.. gonna walk.. really
really slow, for now.
Make sure- AAH-eh oh
Alright, alright, alright
Okay, okay, we are fine.
Everything is fine.
I feel great 4x
Just gonna-
FUCK YOU! Fuck you
Oh. Lord. Jesus. Christ.
Fuck, I need-
Got 'em
Phe "guard"
stfu
Really need a health pack, actually
Is that herbs?
No. No!
This is really bad for me.
Monster: I love you Pewds!
Monster: Marry me!
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! *flips headset, spits*
Bish!
Got 'em!
Lemme loot my fucking herbs.
Yes!
Yeass!
Haah! Pour that shit on me!
*bandit mating call*
*cutesy* Hellooo?
Hallå? (Hello?)
Monster: Ya?
Är det nån hemma?! (Is anyone home?!)
OH MY LORD!
I guarded that shit, bish.
*creepy voice* Ayy, u wanna come out and play?
Oh god, oh god
Please don't, (don't touch me)...
I'm really low on uhh-
everything.
Shit.
Ahh (??)
Hey, hey, hey. Like- aahh
I-I need you, to- uhh- I need you to fucking die
*character died* Thi is-
Fuck.
Monster: Hello there baby
There we go, it works.
It's just, a lot, fucking harder
Okay.
Excellent.
Fucking, great...
So, I don't have any fucking ammo left!
So, if you just wanted to, fucking cool it.
For like FIVE FUCKING minutes!
Monster: Jesus Pewds, u ok?
That'd be great!
That'd be just-
Are you fucking kidding me?
Monsters: Lemme check you
There's fucking TWO of them!
Poods pls w8!
You know what?
I- I'm too old for this
Alright?
I don't deserve this.
I deserve a back massage.
At least...
at least.
Alright...
I'm fucking out.
I'm fucking done (2x) I'm just fucking done
Fucking assholes made game.
Where the fck is the way back?
I forgot.
Not in there...
*monster spawning* Hai there, sugar
Did another one just fcking spawn?
I swear to fcking god.
I swear to fcking god...
I'm so fcking done
I'm SO fcking done with this game.
Fuck this,
fuck this piece of shit.
Fuck you
Fuck everyone.
Fcking dickholes, in my fcking mouth
(nasty af)
God fcking damnit.
Jesus, fcking, christ.
Gimme a goddamn break
Alright?
Do I have anything?
I dunno, "fuck all"
I have "fuck all"...
thats what i have.
*more swearing x.x*
He missed a clue there >.<
I wanna just cry
I really just wanna...
I really just wanna give it a good cry.
Alright, well, I got that fcking scorpion thing,
so maybe, I am just supposed to put that fucking thing,
in there and see what happens,
alright?
See, you know,
maybe there's some fcking ammo in here.
Who fcking knows...
I don't.
Hi, everybody!
Heyyy...
Oh great, we are just back here.
Excellent
That's... really what I
just really fcking hoped for
I need to get that shotgun
*door opens*
I need it fcking bad.
Alright?
Are you fcking kidding me?!
You-... no.. no..
I am done.
I am so fcking done
*more done*
Eh- Thi- This fucking sucks major
fucking dicks.
Great! Shotgun shells!
*yells* Just what I needed!
Stfu Moose
Ya'll suck a dick
Everyone suck a dick
What is this?...
a crow?
Fcking lame
Just gimme a slice of pizza aswell...
That's all I want...
A slice of pizza.
(Decided to ignore all the "fucking" btw)
I need a break, alright. 2x
I-I can't fucking do this. I can't. I just fucking can't
This is not cool...
I- uhhh...
How, how, how, how,...
have i made a living,
playing furr- fucking horror games?
And I can't even fucking play this fucking game
I swear to fucking god.
I don't
I geniuenly don't...
wanna play.
And not becuase dont like the game,
because I'm just- *sighs*
I got this chest pain
Some ammo, would just be, SO nice.
It would just be so great. You know?
It would just fucking make everything just slighty less shit right now.
Suppose we will go down...
to the hell hole.
As I like to call it.
Also Jacksepticeye's asshole
I'm kidding
Sorry Jack.
I love you, you know that. <3
I-I just lack sense of creative humour.
Alright.
It's not *door opens*
It's nothing else in there
Now.. We are gonna use a new tactic now,
Which I- I- I- I invented, completely by myself
And it's called "Fucking eh.. just run...
and gun."
Actually, "no gun" becuase I don't have a fucking gun
Can we make...
We dont have any fucking gun powder.
Alright.
Just fcking YOLO
We are just gonna yolo (2x)
It's cool...
I'm literally supposed to have the shotgun
At this point
It's so obvious
Monster: O hai, u came back for me sempai <3
Hey buddy, how you doing? Hey!
You in London?(?)
Monster: Lemme love you!
You know, I'm really- thi- ah- this is bonding
This is bonding...
Ah fuck, im fucking trapped
Omg, I made it out.
I don't know how I did that
I need that shotgun
So fuckin' bad...
I need it so fuckin' bad
*monsters crying in the background*
I'm just gonna...
Stfu, everyone, stfu
Okay.. so...
It seems that...
I am actually-
Now that I have the scorpion key
Now that we got- the fuckin' scorpion key
Or whatever
We can actually get the shotgun
You can't get it before... you have the scorpion key
So...
I'm just gonna, take that, jolly good 'ol advice!
And uh... We are just gonna.
Pop up.
*Pewds talking about how he needs the shotgun again*
and i need some mental support,
alright?
Some verbal support...
Maybe "Hey, hey Pewds, I know you are not that great at this game, but...
hey, at least you are playing it. Alright?"
Fuck me... (Okay (Y))
Fucking assholes. I-...
It's been a long time, since I've been
this, fucking, on edge.
I don't know, wtf, it is. It's not even that scary
Like, y- y- you just fucking shoot monsters
Like, big deal...
I ehhh
I- I don't uh- I can't fucking explain it.
It's worry-mercing in this fucking game (?)
Right now.
I hope that it doesn't stay like this
I really don't
Alright, so this mofo
I swear to god.
He should suck a.. big dick
I'm carrying too much stuff anyway, I gotta go back.
Fuck, sorry.
It's very good level design. I gotta- uh...
Like,.. the way they done the hubs, or whatever.
It's kind of- kind of cool, I would say.
Okay. Let's look at this treasure photo, btw.
She hid something nice... in the furnace. Okay.
Okay. Well... we will keep an eye for that.
Uhh. Meanwhile, We'll fuckin' put you away.
I dunno.. maybe we- I dunno. Will I need that?
I don't think so.
Living room written on it.
I guess we are going there now. So...
See where items are for a limited time.
Maybe I am supposed to save them for like, this important, fucking thing.
Oh that's cool.
So there's...
Are you fucking sucking a dick right now.
Great.
Can you put on a fucking shirt at least?
Is he just gonna.. just fucking chase me.
Ah fuck.
You fucking dickhole
Okay, I get it. You don't like me
I don't like you either, alright
Trust me.
It's fucking mutual.
No. Use it.
Go, go, GO, GO!
Please, for the love of dicks
There must a way out.
There's definitely a way out.
Do- Don't listen to him, Felix.
You're fine. Look...
There's.. there's flowers.
Oh look, so nice. Oh...
Is the bad man gone yet?
Okay. I'm gonna... Assume he is.
Alright.
There it is! The broken shotgun. Nice.
Fucking nice.
Yes. "Hey Pooods!"
Shut the fuck up!
Handgun ammo.
Fuck, he's still here...
You best be joking. I need that handgun ammo.
What can i drop here?
What does he mean by family?
Ahh *fake voice* feel much better now!
Hey moose, how you doing?
Moose: Heyyyyy
*steps of the evil man*
Oh god
Just go, just go, just go... You got this Pewds
You fucking got this
You da man, Pewds.
You da fucking man
You da fucking boy.
Ayy boi. It's ya boii. P to the Pa.
Ah, fuck off. Fuck off
Can I drop this for a second?
Are you fucking killing me- kidding me.
You fucking moron.
Alright. Sorry, sorry.
I'll just have to go...
There you go buddy. You happy now?
Everybody is happy~ I'VE GOT A SHOTGUN
Happy, happy, happy
Got a fucking shotgun.
Who the fuck is ready for this fucking shit
You- oh gotta reload
That would've been embarrassing
Is that cops? Sirens?
Oh.. It's not in the game *laughs*
I was like "What?"
They coming for me boys.
I'm done.
Let's do a nice, nice fucking save there.
Nicest fucking save of the fucking century.
God fucking damn it, fucking how long have I been
42 minutes.
I know it's cut down for you, but je-
I'm, really genuinely struggling here okay.
**Breathes heavily**
I can do it, I can do it. I know I can.
Allright, we're fine. We're fine.
Fine, I can play a little bit more.
A little bit more.
Just a little bit more.
It's like the end... end of the session. You got this.
Just gotta fuckin
Kill these fucking, moist looking, mother fucking monsters
And then, lick their pussies (wow peuds).
Sorry, no, I'm... nervous.
Wait...
This is not where I was suppose to go.
Man(?), if you think I have bad sense of direction,
then... you're right.
You're actually absolutely right.
Ironically there's baths and showers here
in the most disgusting fucking place in the game.
Alright, boys. (Continuing my work from yesterday :3)
Bring 'em up
Bring them up
I'm done with you-you.
I'm done, i'm fucking done
Alright? I'm fcking done
I'M FUCKING DONE!
You wanna suck my a$$?!
Ya, come and get it bois!
Come and get it! BOY!
It's your time, mothafucka!!
Who's got a shotgun?
I'VE GOT A FCKING SHOTGUN!
So you can eat my a$$ out!
BISH!
Fuck you!
*orgasms* OHH!
*calmly* I'm so sorry for the vulgar language :)
I apologize 100% (we gotcha ;])
... What about Timmy? ;)
(haha, so funny... ._.)
Thank you, Thank you very much
Well then i dont fckin know.
(Subtitling is a lot of long work .-.)
Where was it?
Like, in the incineration room somewhere.
Here it is...
So...
apparently i got the puzzle right, with Tamara
"Three A's"
Except, i have to press this one... *door opens*
...to activate it.
Great.
I have a bad feeling something's gonna pop up *monster comes out*
Omfg
Fuck you.
That (one) was a stronger one, wasn't it?
Cuz it had this, fcking thing in his asshole
(10/10 placement of "thing")
There we go.
That's the fcking key
Halle-fcking-lujaaaaaaaaah
How to the fcking-lujaaaah
♪ I want your body inside of me~ ♪
♪ Inside of m-...♪
What's making that f-ing noise?
I know yer gonna call me "big ol' fat puss"...
...but i'm gonna go back and save.
I don't wanna re-do any of this (Legit move imo)
Nope. No tyvm.
We are gonna go back, and we are gonna re-group
and we are gonna make it a good time
We are gonna have a good time, everybody
Gonna have a great time.
You have a good time?
I'm having a BEST time.
The best time.
Especially with so much ammo i have.
I have so much ammo.
I have great amounts.
Of fcking ammo right now
Yesssss
Almost there bby, we're almost there.
Just fucking fuck. - Pewds 2017
Alright.
I shouldn't be (using) my shotgun. Shouldn't i? (??? sorry hearing impairment :C)
Let's use the handgun.
Let's save the shotgun
For when things get tough
♪ When life gets you down and things get tough~ ♪
♪ Just get a SHOT *pukes* then you're good to go ♪
♪ baby ho ♪
♪ Ho baby ho ho
No baby, don't go~ ♪
♪ I love- you so, baby ho, ho
Baby ho, ho, baby, don't, go ♪
♪ Cuz I love you so~ ♪
Stfu (Aww 💔)
I have that key
(Not bad tho 😄)
Hell yeah!
What's up everybody?!
It's ya boi
P to the Pie
How's it going in this crib?
How's everyone doing in- oh wow!
What a lovely place!
Oh, I will take that
Thank you! :3
No!
That's mine!
Yeah, well put on a shirt
Uh-oh
W8, he didn't see me
Oh god, no.
Who's this friend?
Oh god, he has friends.
Fuck.
Is it moose? It better not be f-ing moose. (or bull? 😄)
I'll be so pissed if it's moose
If moose turns out to be like...
♪ shortyy ♪ (?)
Alrite, great, this is great 3x
I feel great...
I feel great.
I feel- I- I- I yeah, yeah
Yeah. I feel great.
♪ Banananana,..
♪ I know that I'm gonna die ♪
♪ Banananana ♪
You know, you know, it's coming up.. like.. big battle
If...
They give you, all the sudden amounts-heaps amounts of f-ing ammo
You know what I mean?
Here we go, here's the boss fight
How's everyone going?
It's ya boi, P to da Pie here
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna...
Slip into something more comfortable over here.
Oh shit, it's deputy..
OH, he's turning into a moist monster
That's cool
Maybe he wanted to be that
I'm not gonna stop him, 'cuz, how would i know?
He hasn't given me his kazeem(?)
That's a creepy door
Should I pop one in his f-ing head?
I feel like i should. 2x
I can't.
Okay i can't apparently. Great
Well, this place- wow oh wow. It looks lovely
I love this place. This is my fav place so far
I think i really- i really- i'm a fan. I'm a fan.
Hey, it's a dog
Great...
Ca- Ah you f-king asshole again.
I fucking swear to fucking god
God fucking damnit!
Noo, it's not a time!
Fuuck!
Nooooo...
Oh... okay, I- fuck. I was just testing out
Ah, that's bullshit
He's getting the chainsaw..
Great.
Mine.
It's chain-
Ooh groovy, nice reference *laughs*
Ahh-oh fuuck
Oh my lord...
My god.
Minecraft...
.. is a video game
Fuck, where did he go?
MothafuckaAAA
*screams*
ahh, oh my god, oh my god *keeps screaming*
Stop.
Stop..
Stop...
Stop.... (he's fcking creepy ;_;)
Stop.
Stooop.
Please stop.
Thank you.
Evil man: Yw Pewds :D
This pillar
is my best f-ing friend
in the whole world, right now.
Fuck.
I'm trying real f-ing hard right now bros
C'mon. I can do this. Cmon babe
Come on, baby
Come on, man
COME ON!
Come on mothafucka!
I know I'll beat him (?)
That's it....
Miss me bish...
God damn you're ugly
(So tru sista)
Oh shit, double stab
Ah, triple!
I honestly- like, you can be her daddy
I don't give a shit
At this point
At this point, I don't even give a fuck
Ah fuck.
Noo. Triple stab
Not again!
I'm not worried. I'm not worried. I'm-
Uh-oh
Ah, it's the f-ing-
I keep fucking up with that triple attack
I swear to god.
C'mon...
Cmon
Cmon...
Honestly, you need to stop saying that.
You're gettting a lil' obnoxious
Punishment
(Finally it's over ;_; My job here's done. Hope it helped :])
No
Yes!
Eat shit and die mother fucker
Oh you're not dead yet, come on
That was my only friend
Are you fucking kidding me
Oh my god
Oh my god this is the most intense fucking shit i swear to god
PLEASE DIE PLEASE DIE
DIE!!
DIE AHHHH
UGH!
UUGHH
STOP
Thank you for watching another episode this was er
This is great
Thank you for all the support
Thats really pulling me through at this point
And ill see you tomorow
Bro fist
Oke, comments here! I've done subtitling like.. 20 minutes of the video. What is funny is that i got hearing impairment as well :D (Someone mentioned it in the subtitles)