WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-IE 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.080 *Shakes Bottle* oooooooof 00:00:02.300 --> 00:00:03.080 *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:07.480 *Glug Glug GLug GLug* 00:00:08.700 --> 00:00:09.260 Aa Hh Hh Hh (Pewdiepie sellout) 00:00:09.420 --> 00:00:12.220 I've been getting a bunch of hate comments 00:00:12.220 --> 00:00:15.000 And i would be lying if i said it doesn't hurt me 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:18.400 But sometimes enough is ENOUGH 00:00:18.820 --> 00:00:22.980 People DARE online question, saying 00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:26.060 Oh, "he doesn't really play video games anymore" 00:00:26.060 --> 00:00:28.280 Oh "he's not really a GAMER anymore" 00:00:28.520 --> 00:00:29.320 Oh EXCUSEME 00:00:29.880 --> 00:00:31.280 You think I'm not a gamer? 00:00:31.300 --> 00:00:32.440 PewDiePie 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:35.000 The BIGGEST gaming channel on YouTube 00:00:35.280 --> 00:00:36.400 Oh I'm Not A Gamer 00:00:36.660 --> 00:00:37.700 I'm Such A Gamer 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:41.200 Then why do I have a G-Fuel sponsorship? (sellout) 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:44.540 Then why do I have this gaming chair? 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:48.620 That can in fact do a lot of things (like this) 00:00:49.020 --> 00:00:51.900 Why do I have these gaming headphones? 00:00:52.300 --> 00:00:54.640 Why do I have these gamer muscles (flexes stupidly) 00:00:54.980 --> 00:00:56.500 if I wasn't a GAMER 00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:59.180 Oh, it's because I don't dress like a gamer 00:00:59.580 --> 00:01:00.440 Well, I'll have you know 00:01:00.760 --> 00:01:04.020 I have quite the TASTE for gamer fashion (no you don't you wear white t-shirts) 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:04.780 Ok 00:01:04.780 --> 00:01:07.700 Here's some of my favorite gaming outfits (here we go) 00:01:07.700 --> 00:01:09.380 and maybe you could learn a thing or two. 00:01:09.380 --> 00:01:10.500 if you pay attention 00:01:10.960 --> 00:01:13.720 NO MOM I CAN'T PAUSE FORTNITE (every nine year old) 00:01:13.820 --> 00:01:15.420 THAT'S a shirt that says 00:01:15.700 --> 00:01:16.900 I like VIDEO GAMES 00:01:17.060 --> 00:01:17.960 and also 00:01:17.960 --> 00:01:18.980 I like Fortnite (aka this stupid game with toxic nine year olds infected by Epic Games) 00:01:19.380 --> 00:01:20.280 and ALSO 00:01:20.280 --> 00:01:23.220 Mom, I CAN'T PAUSE IN FORTNITE !? 00:01:23.420 --> 00:01:23.920 *random noise that Brad probably put in to make us disgusted at Felix* 00:01:24.220 --> 00:01:27.460 What is this measley Youtuber merch 00:01:27.720 --> 00:01:29.920 My brain is 90%... 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:30.720 GAMING ! ! ! 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:31.800 TACTICS ! ! ! 00:01:32.240 --> 00:01:33.800 and 10%... 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:35.240 *shrug* random stuff 00:01:35.240 --> 00:01:38.040 (just read the shirt I'm too lazy to caption) 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:41.300 I have not seen a more gaming-worthy t-shirt in my life *such amazing design* 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.440 I don't leave the house, unless I tell people about my 00:01:45.440 --> 00:01:46.780 CORE (hand motion) MESSAGE (hand motion) 00:01:46.780 --> 00:01:49.680 (Felix reads the shirt of all nine-year olds) 00:01:52.320 --> 00:01:53.460 OH i'M SORRY! 00:01:53.520 --> 00:01:54.800 I WASN'T LISTENING 00:01:54.880 --> 00:01:57.200 I was thinking about GAMER TACTICS 00:01:57.440 --> 00:01:58.360 (PewDiePie wearing a shirt) 00:01:58.500 --> 00:01:59.770 Oh if you are reading 00:01:59.770 --> 00:02:03.700 this. I'll have you know I was forced to put 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:06.880 my controller down into society. 00:02:08.060 --> 00:02:11.760 Society. What even if the society. Huh. 00:02:12.310 --> 00:02:13.750 Has anyone ever thought of that. 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:17.890 I really really would recommend these ones. 00:02:17.890 --> 00:02:21.640 I especially like how the print just ends in the middle of the shirt these 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:25.570 full cover the. Shirts. They're very epic. Especially the 00:02:25.570 --> 00:02:29.400 one with the hand typefaces. Some people would go for the hand typefaces. 00:02:29.770 --> 00:02:32.620 I'm more of a fortnight all over kind of guy. 00:02:33.130 --> 00:02:37.090 Yeah I'm a gamer. Good at making extremely 00:02:37.180 --> 00:02:40.060 hot girls. Now this is what gaming is all about. 00:02:42.310 --> 00:02:45.780 Some say there's females other CS their males. 00:02:46.210 --> 00:02:48.760 I see there's only one gender 00:02:50.140 --> 00:02:52.760 Gap. What is this. Too many 00:02:53.660 --> 00:02:57.370 video games ruined my life. Lucky I have 00:02:57.370 --> 00:03:01.140 two more because I'm a gamer. For. 00:03:01.480 --> 00:03:04.980 The best thing about a gamer is that I don't age. 00:03:05.530 --> 00:03:07.930 Just level up. 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:12.730 Well taking it to next level. Born to Play 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:16.810 fortnight forced to go to school. 00:03:16.810 --> 00:03:20.580 I'll take 10. I'm a gamer not because I don't 00:03:20.590 --> 00:03:24.340 have life but because I choose to have many. 00:03:24.430 --> 00:03:28.360 Wait someone photoshop. I'm a gamer not because I have 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.990 don't have life but because I hate. 00:03:32.210 --> 00:03:35.830 This kind of toxic gaming attitude that makes me 00:03:35.830 --> 00:03:39.040 sad to be a gamer. 00:03:39.130 --> 00:03:42.970 If I can identify my entire existence through a hobby 00:03:42.970 --> 00:03:47.050 that literally everyone takes part in then who am I. 00:03:47.380 --> 00:03:51.220 Who am I supposed to be. Hey snowflakes I should 00:03:51.220 --> 00:03:54.790 wear this shirt. Who buys these shirts. 00:03:55.090 --> 00:03:58.540 I know I do because I'm a gamer. Gamers 00:03:58.660 --> 00:04:01.930 don't die. They respawn 00:04:07.410 --> 00:04:11.310 How many ensures that a buy DO NOT DISTURB 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:13.430 gaming mode. 00:04:18.020 --> 00:04:20.960 Well this one isn't too bad. Hey Brad you can wear this one. 00:04:22.550 --> 00:04:23.000 What the hell. 00:04:23.060 --> 00:04:26.750 Who sells this. This is not gamer approved. I do not 00:04:26.750 --> 00:04:30.590 approve of this. I am a gamer not because I don't have 00:04:30.590 --> 00:04:34.590 life but because I hate what is state. Stop. 00:04:34.880 --> 00:04:36.310 Stop this horrible message. 00:04:36.620 --> 00:04:40.150 Warning I have led my major league man. 00:04:40.410 --> 00:04:43.340 Ha ha ha ha. Oh I got it I got it. 00:04:45.260 --> 00:04:49.070 Born to be a gamer. Forced to go to 00:04:49.070 --> 00:04:52.540 school. I'm a born ass gamer. The 00:04:52.550 --> 00:04:56.390 reflexes I can reacting. Zero point one millisecond. 00:04:57.260 --> 00:04:59.030 You know what they told me my entire life. 00:04:59.420 --> 00:05:03.090 Oh well you play video games. It's never gonna get you pussy. 00:05:03.530 --> 00:05:07.170 It's never gonna get you money. Oh well I'm slamming out both. 00:05:07.190 --> 00:05:10.850 Bro I'm slamming on both game and get so much 00:05:10.850 --> 00:05:14.830 heat. I'm all about the gamer love. Why did I buy this. 00:05:15.020 --> 00:05:18.920 Not even gamer. If you're a gamer say it with me 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:20.420 loud and clear. 00:05:20.780 --> 00:05:23.660 EAT SLEEP GAME(R) REPEAT!! 00:05:23.660 --> 00:05:26.220 EAT SLEEP GAME REPEAT !!!! 00:05:26.220 --> 00:05:29.440 EAT SLEEP GAME REPEAT *does floss* !!!!!!!! 00:05:29.440 --> 00:05:32.680 I play Fortnite 6 thosand billion years 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:34.440 I can't read that upside down 00:05:34.440 --> 00:05:36.260 but i'm sure its gaming related 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:39.280 I don't think i've ever felt this powerful 00:05:39.740 --> 00:05:46.260 Who needs a GiRlFrIeNd when I can make a HATSUNE touch my oCuLuS rIfT 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:50.060 YES that one please 00:05:50.320 --> 00:05:52.680 Yes, I am gay furry 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:54.300 and if you ask nicely 00:05:54.460 --> 00:05:56.140 *burp* (smh gross Felix) 00:05:56.360 --> 00:05:59.380 I paused my game to be here 00:05:59.460 --> 00:06:02.880 Literally i have minecraft paws RIGHT NOW 00:06:02.880 --> 00:06:05.520 some might say my outfit is a bit over the top 00:06:05.660 --> 00:06:07.620 It's color coordinated baby 00:06:07.620 --> 00:06:09.200 It doesn't get better than this 00:06:09.200 --> 00:06:14.020 I literally can't sweat through my armpits because nothing can leave my body 00:06:14.020 --> 00:06:17.080 remember when it wasnt cool to play video games 00:06:17.080 --> 00:06:19.160 and you had to be secret about it 00:06:19.420 --> 00:06:24.000 I went outside once the graphics are not that great 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:28.340 Have you seen the graphics in the new league of leagends patch 00:06:28.340 --> 00:06:29.220 what the hell 00:06:29.220 --> 00:06:30.360 where can i buy that 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:31.320 I actually want that 00:06:32.020 --> 00:06:37.700 Unless my tshirt says Hashtag GAMER and takes up half the- lol 00:06:37.700 --> 00:06:39.320 then i'm NOT that interested 00:06:39.320 --> 00:06:41.240 Yes I like video games 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:43.800 NO i WONT date you 00:06:43.980 --> 00:06:47.180 We are rare attractive men that like video games 00:06:47.300 --> 00:06:49.060 we are *Rare* 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:52.660 women wants to take over us they wanna abuse us 00:06:52.660 --> 00:06:54.260 for our skills in gamings 00:06:54.260 --> 00:06:56.040 but we're smarter than that 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:56.540 DUDE! 00:06:57.200 --> 00:06:57.780 DUDE! 00:06:58.940 --> 00:06:59.520 DUDE! 00:07:00.420 --> 00:07:01.040 DUDE! 00:07:01.440 --> 00:07:03.200 I logged out for THIS? 00:07:03.620 --> 00:07:07.900 That's me and basically any scenario. My mom's dying where it's her funeral. 00:07:07.900 --> 00:07:11.140 She's dying at her funeral. Dude 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:13.770 I logged out for this mom. 00:07:14.170 --> 00:07:18.130 I hope I'm making myself clear here. I'm not playing around. This is not 00:07:18.130 --> 00:07:20.620 some kind of video game. I mean it is spent. 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:22.420 This is not some sort of game 00:07:24.270 --> 00:07:28.060 Gamer. People need to know it 00:07:28.760 --> 00:07:30.500 Even if I can't breathe. 00:07:31.180 --> 00:07:34.450 And what does is what I see. 00:07:34.450 --> 00:07:37.930 I don't have birthdays. 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:40.680 I love have. 00:07:40.970 --> 00:07:44.890 God dammit you know I'm a gamer because I never stopped giving 00:07:44.890 --> 00:07:47.700 up I never don't give up. 00:07:47.700 --> 00:07:50.200 You mean it's in my DNA. 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:56.530 Does anyone want to challenge me in a wonder he won 00:07:56.920 --> 00:08:00.660 rust any time of either. Does. 00:08:01.090 --> 00:08:05.080 CBS come straight. One point six. I'll go one be 00:08:05.080 --> 00:08:06.310 five if I have to. 00:08:06.580 --> 00:08:10.290 If there was one game or merch to rule the mall 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:14.500 it's thing in a million club merch available right 00:08:14.580 --> 00:08:18.420 now! REPRESENT dot com slash PewDiePie 00:08:18.780 --> 00:08:20.220 Now I just typed 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:24.340 That ASIS type merch. You see this. If this doesn't make you 00:08:24.340 --> 00:08:28.500 convince you to finally buy that emerge I think. 00:08:28.500 --> 00:08:31.760 Thinking about and I guess nothing is gonna come in 00:08:32.720 --> 00:08:35.420 SWAGGER of a girl gamer 00:08:35.420 --> 00:08:38.220 I guess girl gamers can have swagger too 00:08:38.220 --> 00:08:39.960 what can i say, i've learnt 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:43.380 some people have been telling me like dude girls can be gamers too 00:08:43.380 --> 00:08:45.900 and im like nAh Man that aint iT 00:08:45.900 --> 00:08:46.880 That's Impossible 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:50.000 But i've been educating myself 00:08:50.060 --> 00:08:51.560 I wanna be clear here 00:08:52.040 --> 00:08:55.060 Don't PISS me off I'm close to leveling up 00:08:55.060 --> 00:08:59.260 and securing the existence of our people and- 00:08:59.260 --> 00:08:59.820 what the fack 00:08:59.820 --> 00:09:00.660 God DAMMIT! 00:09:00.700 --> 00:09:01.340 NO 00:09:01.340 --> 00:09:03.340 Gamers make better lovers 00:09:03.340 --> 00:09:04.900 We press the Right buttons 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:07.930 Never have *** with someone impressive press you ever done that. 00:09:07.930 --> 00:09:10.520 You haven't because you're a gamer. That's right. 00:09:10.540 --> 00:09:14.380 We don't have now pounded pounded. If you're a gamer not a god 00:09:14.420 --> 00:09:16.000 damn it I say with me. 00:09:16.250 --> 00:09:20.050 I'm an okay guys. This is my coming out video. I know 00:09:20.050 --> 00:09:22.690 now that I have no reason to be afraid. 00:09:23.410 --> 00:09:25.870 I have no reason to be ashamed of who I am. 00:09:26.230 --> 00:09:29.920 I have no reason to pretend that I'm not I'm proud 00:09:30.190 --> 00:09:35.260 my name is Felix Kjellberg and I am proud to say I'm a gamer. 00:09:35.500 --> 00:09:39.360 I am proud to say enter the code PewDiePie to get you G-fuel 00:09:39.370 --> 00:09:42.880 Your game or through fuel. 30 percent off. 00:09:43.210 --> 00:09:47.200 For those epic moments in video games. I had some of my best times in 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:51.060 my life while drinking G-fuel. I lost my virginity while drinking. 00:09:51.210 --> 00:09:55.060 Fuel. I got my first victory at Rialto while drinking cheap fuel. You don't 00:09:55.060 --> 00:09:59.780 understand the power of a gamer. How long can it drag out this joke. 00:09:59.780 --> 00:10:03.000 I don't know but it's going our way to book.