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~Moaning Sound~

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I came from underneath, never done before. I like to innovate, I like to try different things.

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Thank you for watching the Pewdiepie channel

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greatest channel on YouTube. Look I even do zoom the stuff.. how about that, you see anyone else do this, huh?

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~wink~

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I also do: "private bookings."

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~Kiss~

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Now, it's time for me to: review your Reddit submissions, last week I asked you to post a picture: of yourself,

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so that I can roast you because every damn time, it's like:

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"Oh, PooDiePie, your content sucks."

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"Ah Pewdipie your content sucks!"

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"PooDiePie, you used to be better in 2012."

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"Poodiepoo, you used to be better in 2012."

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SHUTTHEFUCKUP So I challenge you to post a picture of yourself
So I challenge you to post a picture of yourself

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So I challenge you to post a picture of yourself

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So I can ROAST you. Oh, what is this? You didn't post any! You didn't even post any!!

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I can't find a single one! You bunch of pussys, you barnch of crybabies. I bet ya, you're all talking: no play.

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You know soon as, I come wrastling: "Hey boys. What's up?" You go- you go runnin'. You go running.

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It's almost like: I've never ever, in my whole life, had someone "a hater" in real life, huh?

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It's always: "Oh, I love your channel!" Yeah fucking right. You want to wrestle boy. That's right

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I'm Swedish. I'll punch you. Well, we're gonna review the memes.

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the PewDiePie memes

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Can I join this meme? Can I force myself into this meme? I gotta do a funny face, don't I? It's missing something

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I really have nothing. How about this?

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YouTube's recommended a page for the past hour well, it sounds like you're a lucky man

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You'll get to watch the best content on YouTube regularly very sad--STTFF-Hey look. It's a Wall Street meme

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Journal meme. "Who would win? A multi-million dollar company?

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Some Christian Swedish boy?I'm a 'Swissten'. I'm a 'Swissten' everyone

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You don't mess with a 'Swissten' Pewdiepie you're irrelevant

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Don't try to roast back unless you want a diss track, shit he pulled out the irrelevant card. Damn it!

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Dammit! I don't know. He's perfect. He's perfect. Okay? He's perfect. What ca- I can't say anything. "Don't make fun of my appearance." *chucklechuckle*

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What's the context of this picture? I see it being posted everywhere.

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I don't understand. 2012 Markiplier was the best damn Markiplier,

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and I keep telling you. Can someone photoshop my beard on top of Markiplier's head? Please? I'm begging you. It will look good,

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I promise. "When Felix started putting dolphin noises over his cuss words, this is what's happening behind the scenes"

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~more chuckle~

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No. I'm putting dolphin noises in because I'm a Christian channel, on my own. free. will. I'm not as one of these

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fake Christian channels that all the sudden when the apocalypse happened everyone was like, "Oh, I am family friendly guys."

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I've always been!" I've been family friendly since day one, and everyone knows that! These fake Swisschens.

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I'm a true Swisschen. Okay? "In Sweden, we literally have Felix meatballs."

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Yeah, you had to bring that up, didn't you? You had to bring that up, didn't you?

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*Abuses microphone*

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Do you know how much bullying I had to endure because of that ~spazz~ fkn-

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brand?

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~Sexual Moaning Sound~

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Felix, oh, why don't you make some meatballs?

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umm o_o

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sShHtFfKu I'm not making meatballs.

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"Oh, Felix you're in the ketchup!"

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~triggered~ SSHHSHTTFFfuUGFKFKC

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They had the slogan that was like "Felix

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makes the tasty,

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tastier" You know what they would tell me? "Felix makes

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disgusting, disgustinger." ~felix becomes depressed~

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Ahh. You trigger me.

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fFffFfFffF

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*laughs at spicy meme* Shut up. F-
Goddammit

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Ay, ay, we all got to survive the apocalypse somehow, okay? Wait what is this?

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"Yo, it's your boy, thicc Szechuan here hoping you guys can help me.

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I want to gift some sauce. You might recognize me as the douchebag hipster guy who gave away his winning sauce during Szechuan apocalypse.

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Well, the other day PewDiePie featured me in his video."

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Yeah, I had to take the video down because it got copyrighted because some music was in it that

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I have no idea-. So he wants to send me the Szechuan sauce. My god. There he is!

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There's only a little bit of Szechuan sauce left! Get that man

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Get that man right now. I'm sending my minions. Go forth!

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My Swedish minions, my Swinions. Get that last bit of sauce before it's too late.

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Just want to remind you guys that I asked you to post pictures of yourself. Just a small reminder there in case you forgot.

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Oh, here's actually one.

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"Dear PewDiePie. The gap between your lips and your beard is almost as far as the gap between your sub count and your view

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count. Your turn, do your worst." Is this man serious right now?

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He's making fun of a gap and he has the biggest gap between his teeth, I have ever seen.

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But wait! So you think that's what I'm gonna make fun of, but no! It's a trap.

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It's a well-placed construed trap. Enhance the photo. It's a fake gap

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He placed it as a trap. Well done. Well played. Well played. You know what I'm just gonna

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go ahead and say it. You dress like a lesbian, and that's not a microaggression! That is just fact.

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I was at school-, and we were at the beach, and I turned around and saw...

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Croatian PewDiePie.

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Stop taking pictures of strangers and sending them to me, it's weird. It's really weird. It happens all the time

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I feel really bad for all these PewDiePie wannabes.

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Okay, they're never gonna be me and they just have to deal with it. So stop giving them an outlet to

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continue what they're doing. "I may not have 50 million subs, but I do have 50 megabit upload speed."

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Y-you had to go there. You had to go there, huh? Wow.

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Wow.

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Disgusting.

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Okay, first the Felix ketchup sauce and now the Internet. You guys know my weakness, dammit. This is cheating.

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~chucklechuckle~ I'll take 50 million subs overlooking 50 any day. Thank you very much. Got em'.

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Christian channel. PieDie savage. Yeah, why the heck was 21 Savage with Snake Paul?

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I don't get it. "You need a cup holder. I got a cup holder."

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Yeah

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You wanna DJ. Yeah?

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You know what?

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I'm gonna DJ you always doing the music stuff. Oh 21 you always do the music stuff because you're a MUSICIAN!!

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*Abuses headset*

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How many drugs do you think he took to endure this I really appreciate the nipples sneaking out there

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No, no, no, that's not Christian, stop it. stop it. Ah the ketchup. God. Damn it. Ha ha ha

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Damn it. I didn't wore it today. I always wear the damn tracksuit. I look good, man

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I look good. You can't deny that I look gay. My crew is big, and it keeps getting bigger. That's cuz Jesus Christ is my

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Neighbor Thank You Christian channel, thank you. What the hell don't post my memes, okay?

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I posted it on Twitter already

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I stole the content before you stole the content which officially means we reached a full 360 of content theft

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I'm real proud of you guys honestly. I'm real proud ha ha ha

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I'm not gonna buy no chair. I can just DIY may oawwnn. That does look very nice

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And I do I can hardly see the tape on the succs excellent

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I need a machine to walk, but at least I don't need a fan base to make content. Hey. It looks like your

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Looks like you're sitting though

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Am I the only one who noticing this is that you're not really walking there, buddy

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Ohhh my god (christian channel, poods)

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That's cool. I love this Fan art. I hope Mr. Peedeepweow see this fan of mine. I really like it

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I'm so pissed. I had to delete that Rick and Morty video. It was so good

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I really liked it, damn it your ears look like the ones of our necks

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chanchalar??

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Chancellor and you didn't even get them to fly Marzia and you to be in yeah

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My ears does look kind of weird doesn't it it looks like a weird?

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Vagina how is that a bad thing okay?

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These men were arrested for cooking vegan meatballs in public

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oh
I see you think I look Amish just because I have this beautiful beard okay this beer is ten out of ten

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Ten out of ten. There's no imperfections all right. Well you have a little gap there. Oh, it's intentional okay?

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That's how God gave me to me, and I'm thankful

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Christian Channel, okay, there's nothing wrong with this beard if theres was an IQ contest I bet you

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I'm Rick and Morty and you're Dora the Explorer Rick and Morty IQ

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23

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IQ Dora the explora

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No

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NU!

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*Dying*

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Where is this from when you kill those raisins

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Huep

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Yes

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Unintentional NEMA fide, thank you very much. How do you find these?

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Seriously, I'm impressed. This is you laughs you lose

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Pewds this is the seventh week in a row you've shown your laughs you lose in class if I ever stop you laugh you lose

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That's when you need to worry. Okay. That's when you know. I've truly given up

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So you should be thankful that they're still you laughs you lose Thank You say it

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sSssSss ~pewds turns into a snake~

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l0l p00dz dusnt maik originoawl c00ntent these unoriginal content jokes are unoriginal though. That's right

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Someone who's woke?

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You know what I bet

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Christus the nerd see I bet the one who made this meme is a Swisstian well done ~faps~

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Well, then okay, you did it applause. Okay? Okay? Okay? That was it for this week's of PewDiePie

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shitty memes you clearly failed completely, so I will give you an

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Okay, you get an okay because the memes we're still good next week. I want you to submit an

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audio clip

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Okay, it can be anything

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it could be anyone whatever you want send the audio clip and I will review it and as always send the

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Repeated repeating memes and I will review those as well this has been squad fam number one sweet stream channel

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Best channel on YouTube 16 billion views untouchable and I'll smack it up back ~kinky pewds~