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P - Merry Christ-

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Merry christ--

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P - Oh you're here

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Oh you're here

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M - Oh you noticed quickly today

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M -Thank you.

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P - Welcome Marziapie

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M - Thank you

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Subscribe to Daniel7689

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*awkward silence*

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M - Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas

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P - Merry Christmas everyone!

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MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

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M - What- what we're gonna play today?

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P - Oh I found the best game I could possibly find cuz Christmas is a special day
M - Mmm

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P - We need to play the best game, POSSIBLE.

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P - I've been saving this game for years.

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M - Wow!

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P - Literally.

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P - 2012 is back cuz we're playing SLENDERMAN'S SHADOW!

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M - WHAAAT?

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P - You can have the option to Play or Run Away. What do you choose?

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M - PLAY!

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P - Oh okay. Slenderman's Shadow!

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M - Yeah!

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P - It could be anythi- Oh my God!

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P - I think it's behind me -OH- it's just Danny Devito.

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P - D-*giggles* Danny you scared us.

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P - Look at that face

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P - He's like GOTCHA!...Got-em..

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M - Is there anything Christmas related?

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P - Oh yeah, this is the Christmas special

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P - Dan and Phil played it and I did not rip this idea off from them.

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M - But I haven't seen it so does *INAUDIBLE* 
P - I don't watch them either! *roasted*

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P - Collect all 8 presents.

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M - How do I move?

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P - I don't know, probably WASD, yeh there you go

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P - I'll do the looking. 
M - And I do the moving?

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P - You do the walking

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P - I like the music

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P - Good choice of music, game

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P - Alright let's go in here

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P - Wow I'm so in festive Christmas mood right now *gr8 English dere m8*

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M - So are we looking for the notes?

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P - Ye- no presents

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P - 8 presents

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*pewds n marzia jammin out*

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*jamming out intensifies*

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*pewds be laughing while marzia starts dancin*

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P - HEY THERE"S A (Pewds forgets the word for a second) SNOWMAN

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P - This music is amAAAAZINGG

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P - *sings* in a one-horse open sleigh

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P - over hills we-

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P - (realises he doesn't know lyrics) MARZIA TAKE IT OVER

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P - I'll DANCE!

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M - Wat? o.o

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*Marzia completely disregards what felix says and starts dancing too*

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M - I'm walking! *looks like yer dancin*

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*Marzia laughs*

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M - Come on! HELPME!

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P - or you can- okay

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M - How many gifts are we looking for?
P - EIGHT

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P - We need EIGHT

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P - You gotta go faster

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P - Okay I'm not finding any presents

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P - Try over here

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P - I already hate the music (says the one who was jamming out to it a few seconds ago)

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*sees present in the distance*

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P - oh OHOH

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P - WE FOUND IT

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P - WE FOUND ONE

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P - GOT IT

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M - OH!

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P - I think the bass improved a little bit (starts jamming out to music again)

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P - Oh it did!

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P - Oh my god (Pewds can't believe he likes this music)

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P - Just try to focus on the happy music Marzia, we can do this!

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*zooms in on marzia*

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P - (Pewds triesto make up a cool name) Slanta Cau-Slan- Slanter is coming

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*a for effort*

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P - I don't know where to go (OH RLy?) that's the problem

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*le silence*
*idk what they're saying*

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P - ooOOOH HE WAS-

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M & P - sAAAANTAAAAAAAAA

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M - AND HE'S RANDOMLY STANDING
P - AND IT'S NOT A GOOD THING

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*in a Texan accent?*
M - Santa's after us!

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P - Where is he? I'm not-

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-scared of Santa
*dancin to le music*

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*keep on a-dancin*
*o rip you're not green pewdiepie*

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*sure you're not scared?*

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P - This isn't- I hate this game

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*silence*

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P - omg
M - OHHHH

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*le static (speaks my name)*

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P - OH what's happening? nO!

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M - Saaaantaaaaa
Santa - HO HO HO HO HO HO

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*hey dere Santy Claus*

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...

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P - nnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD that was so scary

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*le sarcasm is strong with this one*

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M - Wait, there wasn't *inaudible* finish?

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*Danny Devito intensifies*

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M - bwEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH
*woah Marzia dat was a real jumpscare*

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M - *cute giggle*
P - *tf?*

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P - I guess not.

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P - I guess...
*Danny Devito falls*

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P - DANNY.

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P - What are you, tryin' ta hit on ma gurl, Danny? What da hell?

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*as Danny Devito*
M - Yeah I'm hitting her

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*le giggle*

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*as Danny Devito*
P - She makes my knees weak *aRMS ARE HEAVY*

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...

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M - Danny-

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*falls*
*still as Danny Devito*
P - AAH CAN'T HE- I'M- AH, SHE TOUCHED ME!

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P - Kay, let's just- this is-
M - Alright, I'll hold him, I'll hold him.

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P - You'll hold Danny?
M - My best friend.

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P - *jealousy maybe?* Okay, how about, uh, we take turns, how 'bout dat?

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M - Mmm
P - Okay

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M - How about I...move. With the mouse.

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P - Okay

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*Marzia controls le mouse*

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P - OMG I'm having a seizure

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P - Don't do that

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M - *laughs*
P - Please, I feel sick.

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P - You lo-
M - OMG Danny

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M - Can you get off me?

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*jealous much Pewds?*

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P - DANNY! Get off ma gurl!

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P - I wanna die, please kill me... *same*

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P - ...Merry Christmas, to all da bros :D

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M - *jams slowly towards Pewds*
P - We have to beat this g-

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M - *jams more*

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P - We have to-

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M - It's not my fault, it's the music- it's like that.

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*le loud gasp*
*sees present*

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P - yEEEEEEES
M - We did it!

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P - Okay, let's pick it up-

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P - St- stop stop stop stop stop

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*magical whoosh*
P - Got it

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P - Okay we got 'em
M - GOT 'EM

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P - GOOOOOOOT 'EMMM

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P - Alright keep look-

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*le gasp*

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P - OH go go go. Straight. Shit.

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*sees present* 
P - Oh, there.

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*magical whoosh*
P - GOT 'EM
M -WE GOT IT!

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P - WOAH

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P - What was that?

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P - Santa? Santa?

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P - Santa was that you Santa?

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M - We're technically stealing gifts, so I wouldn't-
*ooh good point*

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P - No, we're tak- it's our gift, it's our gift dammit!
*nice save*

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P - omg

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Santa - mEEERRY CHRISTMAS
M - *gets sp00ked*
P - WOAH

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P - You got a little spooked out dere?
S - HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

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*Marzia getting spooked replayed*

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P - *imitating Marzia* mmERRY Chri-
M - You got scared because I got scared.

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M - You were like- *imitates Pewds*
*laughs*

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P - Like, what's wrong with you?

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P - You got spa- scared by a scary-
M - Okay

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P - Scary game.

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M - I thought I would see him, it was just like-

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P - We are so bad at this game.

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*moves Danny*

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P - HEY!
M - What?

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P - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH DANNY

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M - I made him stay straight...

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*le jealousy look*

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M - Look!
P - Fine.

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M - It wasn't that difficult.

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M - You just don't know how to handle a man *laughs*

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*wtf*

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P - Oookay...

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P - He's so creepy in the back, look at that.

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M - What?
P - He's right between us...

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*le gasp*

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P - YEAH! 2 out of 8
M - Ye boiii

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P - C'mon gurl we can do this!
M - *growls*

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P - We can-

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P - There's so many damn houses

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M - Oh! Oh!
P - There's a tiny lil gift!

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M - Yeah!

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*static*

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P - Oh! Take it and go!
M - GET IT!

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S - mEERRYY CHRISTMAS!

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M - Nooooooooooooo
P - MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS MA-

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P - We don't even see him.

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M - *wtf gesture*
P  - *wtf gesture*

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M - *wtf gesture*
P - This game sucks.

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P - Let's switch to another one...:D

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*sneaky sneaky Marzia*

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P - What, are you doing right now...

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*the stroking of the face*

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P - Thank you- this is Danny Devito's arms around me *laughs* it looks like it!

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*zooms in on Danny*

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P - Oh- Danny- DANNY NOO!

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*the choking of the Pewds*

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M - Wh- what is it?
P - This is the scariest horror Christmas game.

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M - Yeah
P - On YouTube
M - Mmm

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P - Take a-
M - What is it? Is it Krampus?

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P - It's- yeah...

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M - It feels- I feel weird getting so close to this screen.

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M - Oh

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*ticking*

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P - Wow

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M - *laughs*

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P - It's like watching a professional.

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P - Look at that tree it looks so great.

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M - What do I have to do?
P - I don't know.

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P - This looks awful. I mean-

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*loud noise*

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P - OH!
M - *laughs*

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M - Don't scare me like that!
P - *laughs*

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M - I told you!

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P - What just happened?

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*weird tinkly music begins playing*

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P - What is this game?

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*Santa Claus is Coming to Town starts playing*

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P - This is soo baad

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P - Santa Claus is coming, Marzia!

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*Pewds starts singing along*

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P - Oh god, we're dead. We're so dead Marzia.

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*WTAF IS THAT*
P - OHHHH MAAAAAAAA GAAAAAAAAAWD

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M - Is that Santa? That looks like a troll!

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*shame*

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P - 10/10

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P - Lock the door.
M - I mean it didn't scare me

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? - HO HO HO HO HO MERR-

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M - It didn't even-

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P - Just greaat...

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P - Just fantastic
M - BLUURRRP

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M - *hair flick*
P - It's one of those videos isn't it? *laughs*

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P - You re-
M - I need to pump up ma hair!

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P - Are you ready?
M - Now I'm ready!

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P - Are you ready Marzia?
M - Yee!

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P - omg I hate this

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P - Dashing through the snow, and I wanna die-

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P - ouhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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M - What if the snowman is actually Santa Claus? Ooh-

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P - WHAT IF THE SNOWMAN IS ACTUALLY SANTA CLAUS?!

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*the gasp of the gift*

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P - GO

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M - Did he pu- did he put it up there?

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P  - We're- yeah- OH

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P - OH NO OH (times infinity)
M - RUN RUN RUN (also times infinity)

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P - OH MA GAWD HE'S COMING!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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P - Santa Claus-

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S - mmEERRRY CHRISTMAS
M&P - *complaints*

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P - FUCK YOU SANTA, I HATE YOU

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P - But do give me some presents-
M - You've been naughty-
P - Coz I've been a very good boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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P - AGAIN!

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P - Okay, you want me to do it?

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P - Don't take off my clothes
*um Marzia?*

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P - You want the fangirls?
*omg*

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P - Is that what you- thank you.

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P - I'll show you how it's done, Marzia, I'll do it for you!
M - Yeah you show me!

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M - Then I'll play without you!

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P - Okay, fine

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*sneaky Marzia rubs his nipple*

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P - omg don't rub my nipple. This is weird, this is weird *laughs*

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P - *weird sigh*
M - *jams to music*

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P - Are you dancing in the background?

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P - I don't have time to look

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P - There's a present right dere.

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*magical whoosh*
P - YEAH!

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*the dance of Danny Devito*

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P - So sh-

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P - Why do we- THERE'S A PRESENT!

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P - Thank you Danny Devito, it's helping!

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*as Danny Devito*
M - No problem man!

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P - I don't like the vo- uh  I mean what is that voice you gave Danny?

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P - OH!

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*magical whoosh*
P - 3

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P - See what happens when I don't play with you?
*oof man*

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P - I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding don't hurt me

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M - See you, byeee!
P - No don't leave me Marzia, I need you Marzia I'm kidding!

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P - I need you- it was Danny that did it all along!

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P - 4

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*magical whoosh*

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M - You think you're so good huh?

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P - I- omg, he's coming Marzia.

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M - You're such a little chicken!

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P - *jumps*

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P - Oh ma gawd!

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*as Danny Devito*
P - Hey how's it going, it's Danny Devito and Marzia

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P as Danny - You're doing so good Marzia
M - SHH

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P - Amen

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M  -What if I win this game?

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P as Danny - *sneak*
*close your eyes for this part ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )*

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M - Ooh that feels nice
P as Danny - Ya like dat Marzia?
M - Ya

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M - AAH!

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M - ONE!
P from le floor - *inaudible*

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M - How do I pick it up?

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P - *rises from the dead* whAT?

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M - Dat's right!
P - Wait, you actually got by yourself?
M - YEAh!

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M - Shishidrr

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P - What did you say?
M - Shishidrr!

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M - It means "stop trying to make me lose, I'm doing great without you"!

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*static*

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M - OHH!

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M - Still doing great

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P - Yeah? You're doing great?  You're feeling good?

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M - Ye-

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S - mmMERRRY CHHRISTMASSS
M -UGH!

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S - HO HO HO HO HO

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*le hug*

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M - I was so focused!

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P - I've never seen you get jumpscared, it's so funny XD

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*both laugh*

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P - Think we have to end it there, before-

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M - On a high note-
P - There's too much- yeah there was

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P - It doesn't get better than that!

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*enter cardboard PewDiePie*
P - ALRIGHT, THANK YOU- CLAP IT OU- MERRY- MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WE HOPE-

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M - Aren't you gonna show Slippy?
*that damn toad*

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P - Why?

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M - He has to say "Merry Christmas"!
P - M'kay...

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P - Merry Christmas from all of us!
M - Yeah

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P - And Slippy- Wait Slippy wants to say?

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*as Slippy*
P - Merry Christmas!

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P as Slippy - And Happy New Year

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P - Thank you Marzia for coming on and, uh-
M - No problem!

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P - We're gonna be in Sweden for Christmas, celebrating Christmas so-
M - Mmm!

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P - We hope you enjoy this video meanwhile-
M - Sorry, if there's no snow I'm gonna be very disappointed.

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P - *oh shit*
M - But yeah, hope you enjoyed!

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P - And as always...

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BROFISTTTTT

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P - Actually, y'know what we do now?

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P - CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO! OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT VIDEO! CLICK ON IT RIGHT NOW!

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M - Am I on the video-
P - You are on the video

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P - Now you're- dere ya go, click it!

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P - And we'll s- have fun and click on that-
M - Why are you-

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P - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!

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Merry Christmas to all of the fans and pewds from the subtitle writers! :D