*Blows kazoo*
Marzia : Wait, what?
Pewds : You don't know how to play the kazoo?
Marzia : No..
Pewds : YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE.
Marzia : How am I- how did you do it?
Pewds : Do a noise
*MATING CALL INTESTIFIES*
Welcome to this video!
Marzia : To video!
Pewds : We got two cameras set up,
Pewds : Hey how u doin'
Hey how you doin'
Hey hows it goin'?
Pewds : Why don't you do it?
Marzia : Hey Hows it goin'?
Pewds : You're my girlfriend
Marzia : Only today.
*Tries to laugh*
Pewds : And i'm gonna "SATISFY" :)
My girlfriend
Marzia: Ow, Alright
Marzia : Show me!, What you got
Pewds : The first item
Marzia : I sense something wet
Pewds : How does that feel
Pewds : HOW SATISFIED ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
Pewds : OOOH
Marzia : NOoo D;
NAoo D;
Pewds : You're supposed to do it
Marzia : Are you sure?
Pewds : Oh ma gawd
You're not satisfied?
I FEEL SO SATISFIED
*Pewds torrificilly moans again"
Marzia : I'm not satisfied, no
I prefer the lemon squeeze..?
Pewds: I think you should slap me with it
see if that- you like that.
SLAP
N- Ow, Jesus!
Okay, Let's just-
[crash]
Pewds: You broke your shelf *laughs*
Pewds: Alright, how would you rate that satisfactory experience?
Marzia: Out of 10?
Pewds: Ye
Marzia: 4
Pewds: Okay, we need to step up the satisfaction
Is that what you're saying?
Marzia: For sure
Pewds: MORE SATISFACTION
Marzia: Gimme.
Oh, I know what this is!
I think..
I've never touched- oh
It scared me
Pewds: It scared you?
Marzia: Cuz there was the cricket here before
Marzia: I'm worried you're gonna put me a cricket
Pewds: We have the fo- Play Foam.
OH, WOW.
Marzia: Wait, do I just deserve one?
Pewds: Fine. Marzia: I'm your guest, here.
Come on, man!
Marzia: Uhmm..
I mean, it's cute..
You can make Barney's penis with it
I don't want Barney's penis
Pewds: What are - ewwwwwww
Marzia: Ohh well, this is a 5
Pewds: A 5.....
Marzia: Yeah ... what would you give it?
Pewds: No this is not about me. This is me satisfying you
Marzia: Well, this is a 5. Try harder.
Pewds: I need to try harder everyone
Alright, well then, prepare for the next one
Marzia: Look this is a heart. . . . . The penis became a heart
Beautiful
Pewds: Are you ready for the ultimate....
Marzia: Im getting scared *mumble* *mumble*
*blah* *mumble* *blah*
Pewds: The ultimate satifaction
Marzia: Ohh yeeaah-
Pewds: I think you're gonna be quite satisfied Marzia
Marzia: You know, if you don't give me a Furby...
I'm not going to be satisfied
That's suspicious
Pewds: Ok, alright. Yo-you, you trust me...
You gotta hold it like this.....
....and then go crazy
No, n-NO! What the ffff....
Okay, now play with the wheel
hey........ come on
Oh....
wooooah
Marzia: And now what?
Pewds: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Marzia: I thought
Pewds: WOW IT'S MAGNETIC Marzia: Yeah
OHHH
SH*T
Marzia: But what if I wanted to...
*mindblown*
I'M SATISFIED FOR YOU
Marzia: Oh, it bounces!
Pewds: Dude, that is... I-- I-- I-- I I'm---
Marzia: That's pretty nice. Is this for kids though?
P: Can I-- M: THIS IS IT!
Pewds: It moved down...
it moved
P: This is--can I---
uhh
*laughs*
P: This is awesome.
M: yeaa
M: I've never seen this before! How did you find it?
P: I--I you know, it's a man of great satisfy-ery doesn't give away his-
M: Is that a word?
P: nah
P: doesn't give away his treatment. M: Ohkay.
P: Thisisso kewl.
M: I'll give this a six and a half
P: SIXENEHALF? I'd give give this 10 outta 10!
M: No, I'm waiting for the sand!
P: Can I-- M: WHERE'S THE SAND?
M: Gimme. *like a desperate kid who asks for chocolates*
P: No, you need to chillax!
P: CHILLLAAAXX!
P: Chilla--HEY!
P: Here we go.
M: How do you--
P: *bursts in laughter*
Pewds: Do you- now-
Jesus christ, stahp. Marzia: I know.
Pewds: Let me tell you about kinetic energy.
cuz it's quite interesting, uh, the con-
P: Goddamnit, no!
P: NO!
*getrektsatisfactingtoy.mp4*
P: Kinetic energy uhh, is preserved by the force of the balls, so by lifting one of them...
P: Hey why didn't you go ahead and do it?
M; Yeh if i did it already *inaudible*
*pewds screaches like an eagle*
Marzia be like: whut
[GASP]
P: DATISSOCOOL
*flips dem likaboos*
*Marzia gaspspspsps*
M: Why do you do that?!?!??!?! P: NEXT ITEM!!!
M: Wait come one there is-- P: Dis is not good enough for my girlfriend! She needs to be satisfied!
P: I can't satisfy my girlfriend!! *rip desk*
KAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*funkypopmusic.mp4*
P: This is the one
That doesn't sound like sand to me!
M: Well, that's not--
P: NEYHEY!!!
M: What was it? Is it like a blue BLULLSUSLSULSULSURRR
M: I love those things, you know, when they get you like dat thing and you BLULRULUSLULRUL
M: Yes is it!
P: Hey!
M: Don't you love this?
But where's the noise? Where's the noise?
*satisfaction.gif*
M: Does it come out?
EEHEIEHIEHIEHIEHEH
P: Ew, that's disgusting!
M: In Italy we used to have the poop one
EW EW
M: Don't touch it!
P: omaigad so precious about it.
M: HEUUUHHHH YESSS!!
Marzia: This is 8!!!
P: This is an 8?
P: I'm not gonna touch that shit, that looks disgusting.
P: EWWWWWWWWW
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EHHEEHEH
P: I'm cringing that looks disgusting, I don't wanna look at that thing.
P: It's ruining the table
What I don't like is that.. it's too gooey. (It's too gooey)
It's like this, but not-
P: it could have been 10 outta 10?
Yeah.
Ew, stop!
P: Take that away. M: NO!
P: Just put it back in here. M: OOOOH
I don't know how...
I don't know either
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EWH-HO! There's the sound!
*retro song*
M: ooooh my god, do not throw this away. I want it. P: you want it?
hm
M: How do you not like this? P: they make me cringe
P: I think it's disgusting.
*oozy noise*
P: Can I--can I?
Yeah
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*belch*
It-it
*sits in goo*
P: Are you ready to be ult--
(You just sat in it.)
You sat on it!
*laughs*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
P: WHATTHEHELL, YOU PRANKED ME
OHHH
Okay, alright. Here we go.
P: Are you ready to be satisfied? Are you ready..
to be satisfied?
Oh my god..Can you-
ARE YOU READY TO BE SATISFIED?
*crash*
:O
Let me push it Pews: Huh
AHHH
Wooooow
Okay, close your eyes.
I think so far, have you been satisfied yet?
With the poopy thing, yeah
Here you go. Marzia: That's not going to be so... Pews: Prepare to be satisfied
(oh my god)
Wait, it got stuck? Is that the..
Can I tie your hair with this?
Yeah, sure
This is-- If it's satisfying for you, I will do it.
Ow.
*BANG*
I'M SO SATISFIED!
NO
Pewds: Is that your call for help?
Oh
WOAH
OH
HOLY SHIT
LOOK AT IT!
Oh my gawd!
WOAH
ITS GOT A LAMP ON IT. IT'S LIKE--
Oh my gawd.
I don't wanna die!
I will kill it for you, Marzia.
NOooo
GOT'EM
You're crazy!
GOT'EM
That's right
Give me the sand!
*kazoos "I don't want to"*
Umm, okay
So, tell me what the sand means to you.
It reminds me of my childhood in Italy.
No! Let me open it!
You can't even open it!
Shhhhh
That's part of the satisfaction
Yes!
You know, I saw this the other day.
NO!
*GASP*
*laughs*
'Kay
Sand is goin' in.
Wow.
Wait wait wait, I wanna do one they do online on Instagram.
What do the do on Instagram?
They put it so that it looks like a beautyblender.
A beautyblender?
Yeah.
Do you blow torch it afterwards?
Nooo.
We need a- Just a knife.
This is not smooth enough!
That's not a knife!
That's a knife
I'm already doing it..
You're ruining everything!
Okay, go nuts...
Oh my god.
Oh, now-
shit.
It keeps--
It's not long enough!
There seems to be a problem
when you try to satisfy your girlfriend.
Don't--!
You wanna die?
Don't touch it!
OOOH Look at this castle, tho!
If you throw it away, I'll destroy you.
Alright, let's see that castle.
Alright, sh- show that camera
*GASP* OHHHH
OHHHHHH
Look at dat castle!
She can- You can hold it!
Wow.
:O
*music*
Wow, this is.. way too bright, Jesus.
I think we set it correct..? *laughs*
NOW THE REAL SATISFACTION BEGINS.
This is so- What's with the-- what's with
the outlet?
Oh- pshh, wait.
Just wait, I'm bring you guys
with me.
*ACHOO*
Okay, Marzia
Yeah?
We're in the... sensory... deprivation tank.
Yeah?
I don't feel...
Anything?
Anything.
Are you ready, for the ultimate satisfaction? (Yes)
Are you ready?
(wat)
*snort*
Wow..
WOAH..
I thought it was gonna go-
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Uhh
Dammit...
What's the point?
I don't know..
I mean, you look cool.
The light on you
It goes on forever!
Woahh!
Oh!
oh.
THIS HAS BEEN SATISFYING GIRLFRIEND WITH POODIP- *laughs*
We didn't need the tank for that..
Nope.
*laughs*
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I loved it so much...I don't even know what it is.. *laughs*