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*tiupin kazoo*

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Marzia : Bentar, ini apaan sih??

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Pewds : Lu gatau gimana mainin kazoo?

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Marzia : Nggak

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Pewds : LU BUKAN CEWEK GUE LAGI SEKARANG

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Marzia : Gimana... gimana caranya lu lakuin?

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Pewds : buat keributan

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*Bahaya Bagi Pengguna Earphone*

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Pewds : Selamat datang di video ini!

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Marzia : Video ini

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Pewds : Kita Punya Dua Kamera Kali Ini

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P : Hey, apa kabar?

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P : Hey, apa kabar?(2)

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P : Hey, apa kabar?(3)

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P : Kenapa lu nggak ikutan?

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M : Hey apakabar?

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P : Lu itu pacar gue

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M : Emang

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*ketawa canggung*

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P : Kali ini gue akan "MEMUASKAN"

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Pacar gue

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M : Oke

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M : Tunjukin apa yang lu punya

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P : Barang pertama

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M : gue merasa ada yang basah2?

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*kasih dildo jamur(?)* P : Gimana rasanya?

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P : SEBERAPA PUAS LU SEKARANG??

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P : OOOOOOH

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M : Jangaaaaan...

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Jangaan..

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P : Seharusnya lu ngelakuin ini

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M : Yakin lu?

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*Sange Mode  : On*

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Pewds : OMG

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Lu gak puas?

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GUE MERASA PUAS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*Sange Mode : ON (2)*

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M : Gak gue gak merasa puas

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gue lebih memilih lemon yang diperes-peres

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P : Sepertinya lu harus tampar gue dengan jamur ini

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dan liat apakah lu suka dengan ini?

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*mati lu njeng w tabok pake pler mainan*

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P : Anjir...

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Oke, mari kita... *Marzia ngelempar pler jamur mainan (Dildo Jamur)*

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*hancur*

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P : Lu rusakin rak lu sendiri *ngakak*

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P : Oke, coba lu nilai seberapa puaskah lu tadi?

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M : dari 10?

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P : Iya

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M : 4

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P : Oke, kita perlu lebih puas lagi

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Apakah itu yang lu bilang?

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M : Rak buku (????)

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P : LEBIH PUAS LAGI

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M : Sini

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Oh gue tau ini apaan

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Kayaknya...

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Gue belom pernah pegang ini- oh

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ini nakutin gue anjir

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P : Emang ini nakutin lu?

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M : Soalnya dulu di dalemnya ada serangga

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P : Kita punya Play Foam!!!

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OH, WOW.

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M : Tunggu, masa gue cuma dapet satu doang?

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P : oke
M : Gue inikan tamu lu disini

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Ayolah, bro!

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M : Uhmmmm....

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Gue pikir ini lucu kok

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P : Lu bisa bikin 'pler (8===D' Barney dengan ini

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M : Gue gak.. apaan 'itunya' Barney?

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P : APAAN TUH? EWWH

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M : Oke ini bisa dibilang nilainya 5

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P : 5...?

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M : Yeah... emangnya mau dikasih berapa?

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P : ini bukan penilaian gue. Tapi ini penilaian gimana gue buat lu puas

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M : Well nilainya adalah 5, coba lagi

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P : Gue perlu coba lagi teman-teman

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Oke, kalo begitu, bersiap-siaplah untuk berikutnya

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M : Coba liat hati ini deh... ''itunya' berubah jadi bentuk hati

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O_o Unyuuu.... <3

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P : Apakah lu siap untuk yang lebih hebat...

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M : Gue takut...

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*gemeteran*

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P : kepuasan yang gak ada abisnya

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M : Oh yeaaaaah~~

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P : Sepertinya lu akan cukup puas dengan ini Marzia

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M : Gini, kalo lu gak kasih gue furby..

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Gue gak akan merasa puas

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*Marzia ketawa geli2*

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P : Oke, lu... lu harus percaya sama gue

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Lu bakal pegang kayak gini

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dan... gila-gilaan dengan ini

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*goyang2* *abis itu kelempar*

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Ja..jangan! WTF...

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Oke, sekarang mainin rodanya

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HEE....

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*kepuasan yang menakjubkan*

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M : Abis itu ngapain?

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P : WOAAAAAAOW

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P : Lu tau...

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P : Yaelah diem dulu napa
M : Gue tau..

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P : Biar gue kasih tau tentang energi kinetik

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Karna ini bener2 menarik..

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*kaget*

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*yak slimenya jatoh*

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*slimenya mengeluarkan suara aneh*

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*pewds kecepirit*

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*yhaa baling2 bambunya jatoh*

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*melongo*

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*minta tolong pake kazoo*

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P : Apakah itu caranya lu minta tolong?

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OH

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WOAH

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OH

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Wanjayyy..

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LIAT DAH

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OMG

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WOAAW

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K E N A ! !