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-sufla din instrumentu lu kazoo kid-

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Stai, ce?

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Tu nu stii sa joci kazoo ?

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Nu..

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TU NU MAI ESTI PRIETENA MEA.

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De ce ai spune asta ?

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Fa un sunet.

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*sunet*

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Bine ati venit la acest video!

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La video!

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Avem doua camere setate,

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Hei, cum o duceti ?

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*Repetand "Hei, cum o duceti?"

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Hei, cum va merge?

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De ce nu incerci si tu?

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Hei, cum va merge?

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Tu esti prietena mea.

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Ma bag.

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*Incercand sa rada*

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Iar eu o voi *SATISFACE*

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Pe prietena mea.

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Ok.

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Arata-mi!, ce ai luat ?

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Primul obiect

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Simt cum e ceva ud

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Cum se simte asta?

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CAT DE SATISFACUTA TE SIMTI ACUM?

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OOOH

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Nooo

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Nooo

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Tu esti nevoita sa o faci

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Esti sigur?

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*sunete ciudate*

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Oh Doamne Dumnezeule

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Nu esti satisfacuta?

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EU MA SIMT ASA DE SATISFACUT

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*sunete ciudate*

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Eu nu ma simt satisfacuta, nu.

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Eu prefer sa storc lamai..?

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Eu cred ca ar trebui sa ma pleznesti cu asta

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sa vezi daca iti place.

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PLEZNESTE

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Au, Iisuse.

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Ok, Haide doar sa-

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[spargand-o]

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Ti-ai spart raftul.*razand*

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Ce nota i-ai da acestei experiente satisfacatoare?

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De la 0 la 10 ?

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Da

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4

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Ok, vom trebui sa urcam satisfactia.

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Asta vrei sa spui?

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Raft de carti

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Mai multa satisfactie!

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Da-mi.

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Oh, cred ca stiu ce este!

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Eu cred..

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Niciodata nu am atins asa ceva - oh

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M-a speriat

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Te-a speriat?

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Era jocul de cricket aici inainte

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Trebuie sa ne jucam cu buretele !

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OH, WOW.

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Stai,eu merit doar una?

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Pewds: Bine.
Marzia: Eu sunt musafirul aici.

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Haide,frate!

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Uhmmm

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Da adica, e dragut...

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Poti sa faci penisul lui Barny din ea.

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Nu vreau - ce penis a lui Barny ?

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Ce este - ewwwwwww

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Ohh, pai asta este de 5.

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UN 5....

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Da... tu ce nota i-ai da?

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Nu, videoclipul asta nu este despre mine. Este despre cate de satisfacuta esti tu.

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Pai asta e un 5 tras de par.

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Sunt nevoit sa incerc mai mult,toata lumea.

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Ok, pai atunci, pregateste-te pentru urmatoarea

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Uite, asta e o inima ... Penisul a devenit o inima

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Da, incredibil ... <3

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Esti pregatita pentru ultima ?

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Sunt putin speriata. *mormăind*

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*blah* *mormăind*

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Cea mai mare satisfactie

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Ohhh daaa.

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Cred ca o sa fi destul de satisfacuta,Marzia.

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Stii,daca o sa imi dai un Furby

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O sa fiu satisfacuta

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*şoptind* *chicot care dispare*

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Okay,foarte bine. S-sa ai incredere in mine.

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Trebuie sa tii asta.

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....şi apoi sa iti faci de cap >:D

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*Distrugerea in masă a lumii in care trăim*

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Nu,n-NU! Ce nai...

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Okay,acum joaca-te cu roata

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hey...haideeee

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*Uimire pura (si categoric satisfacator)*

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uaaaaau

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*Pewds este dat pe spate*

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Tu-acum-

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Iisuse Hristoase,inceteaza.
Marzia: Stiu.

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Lasa-ma sa-ti povestesc despre energia kinetica.

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pentru ca este destul de interesanta,uh,con-

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*RESPIRATIE TAIATA*

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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O:

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O:

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*striga dupa ajutor in kazoo*

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Strigi dupa ajutor?

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Oh

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WOW

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OH

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DOAMNE SFINTE!

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Uite-te la aia!

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Doamne!

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WOW

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LE-AM PRINS