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FELIX:
For four months,
I have grown this awkward beard.

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And for four months,
I have faced my demons.

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Every day, should I shave?

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Or should I keep it?

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You bros have
either supported it,

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or have been against it.

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And today,
we're waving the options

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whether the beard
will stay or not.

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(♪♪♪)

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FELIX:
Let's start why
I should keep the beard.

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Cyprien.

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He's like...

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well je suis avec un beard.

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So you better keep it as well.

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He makes a fair point.

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Nice fan art.

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"With beard or no beard you
are our hero" oh that's sweet.

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Ok, with me beard,
this is my shaving,

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wiping off the face.

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And I look like I'm a baby.

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Thanks.

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(laughing)

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FELIX:
That picture's
literally from 2011.

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"Look at him walking into
the room with that beard,

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so majestic".

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Pewds with beard,
a fucking viking beast.

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Pewds without beard,
disgusting man child.

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"Felix's Ancestor
found beards cool too.

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Is this what you're
gonna look like?"

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Yes it is.

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Absolutely.

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That is the best photoshop
I have ever seen.

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Wow.

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"You look hot with
your beard" eyy.

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Damn right I do.

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What the fuck is this?

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Oh my god, this is amazing.

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(laughing)

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FELIX:
Oh that is the best fan art
I've seen in a long time,

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dude, what the hell.

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Salad Snake.

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What make a PewDiePie?

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Awesome brain of gaming nerd.

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The beard
that makes the girls scream

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and men jealous.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.

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Pewd's beard looks like a bush.

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Yummy.

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Hell yeah!

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Does my beard have a face in it?

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Oh now you're
just getting weird.

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What the fu-, bruh?

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Bruh.

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(laughing)

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Oh that's awesome.

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Holy shit.

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Is that me?

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No way that's me,
my nose is not that handsome.

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What the fuck,
that is beautiful.

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Alright, now let's look at
you bros that wants me to shave.

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I want this face back.

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God dammit,
I do look hot as shit,

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you're right.

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Just do it, don't let
the beard be beard.

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You make a great point.

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Pewds, if you don't shave
you'll end up like this guy.

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I don't see a problem.

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Holy shit, look at this.

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Look at this fan,
tweeting so many times.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god, dude.

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Retweet.

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Holy sh- it never ends.

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It never- oh my...

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Oh my god it keeps going.

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Oh there's more of them.

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Jesus Christ dude!

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You know what,
this is all too much.

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I'm doing a vote.

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And the vote
will decide once and for all,

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this vote is final.

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(drumroll)

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50-50?

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Oh wait, it's been updated.

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The results are in.

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52% Pewds beard.

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48% Pewds shave.

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You know what that means?

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I'm keeping the beard.

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But guess what, I'm PewDiePie.

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If I wanna shave, I'll shave.

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Just watch me.

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(♪♪♪)

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(shaver buzzing)

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(thunder)

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What the fuck?

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MAYA:
I have been watching you child,
for 26 long years.

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(♪♪♪)

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ODIN:
It is me, Odin.

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I cannot let you do this, Felix.

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I have watched you

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look like a little bitch
for 26 long years.

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Look at this face.

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It's pathetic.

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Do not listen
to your fans, PewDiePie.

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Half of them
are clearly retarded.

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FELIX:
I'm fucking PewDiePie,
I do what I want.

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I got the most subscribers.

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I'm gonna shave.

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ODIN:
Fine.

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If you shave,
I'll make it so that Marzia...

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won't.

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(♪♪♪)