WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 Hey how is it going bros. My name is Pewdie...prueuddd 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:04.760 This game is the reason why 00:00:04.760 --> 00:00:06.100 y'all still virgins 00:00:06.100 --> 00:00:07.560 Y'all still a bunch of virgins 00:00:08.060 --> 00:00:08.560 Get out there 00:00:08.760 --> 00:00:09.600 Get laid! 00:00:11.120 --> 00:00:11.680 Who am I kidding? 00:00:12.040 --> 00:00:13.180 We're just gonna play 00:00:13.300 --> 00:00:14.100 oh! but wait 00:00:14.360 --> 00:00:16.360 forgot my... gamer glasses 00:00:17.460 --> 00:00:18.740 I can't see without 00:00:20.680 --> 00:00:22.080 oh wow that's so much better :3 00:00:22.080 --> 00:00:22.700 Wuddup Its your boy Bay to the netta 00:00:22.700 --> 00:00:24.600 whatta up its ya boi bay to the onetta. im gonna pop a cap in all ya asses 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.680 I'ma pop a cap in all yo asses 00:00:27.680 --> 00:00:28.940 I NEED TO KMS 00:00:28.940 --> 00:00:30.400 OH YOU LOOK AT MY ASS 00:00:32.140 --> 00:00:33.740 You pay da consequences 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:35.100 Alright here we go 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:37.100 Sorry, Sorry I'm a pig 00:00:37.340 --> 00:00:40.060 Oooo mysterious new character with a hat 00:00:40.060 --> 00:00:42.080 This is Walter White in another universe?? 00:00:46.580 --> 00:00:48.580 Yes that's how the people talk in Japan 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:50.400 *Imitating* So our paths... 00:00:50.500 --> 00:00:52.100 *laughs* 00:00:52.540 --> 00:00:53.220 OHH! 00:00:54.900 --> 00:00:55.940 He looks cool 00:00:55.940 --> 00:00:57.940 This is- this- this 00:00:57.940 --> 00:00:59.940 I like this guy 00:01:01.860 --> 00:01:03.620 Yeah this is definitely me 00:01:03.620 --> 00:01:05.620 *Laughs* 00:01:05.980 --> 00:01:07.920 FUGGETABOUTIT 00:01:09.880 --> 00:01:11.200 Oh what's he gonna do is he gonna save?! 00:01:11.800 --> 00:01:12.800 Oh my God! 00:01:14.180 --> 00:01:15.380 I SHIP THEM SO MUCH 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:16.500 OHHHH 00:01:17.320 --> 00:01:17.820 OH 00:01:19.020 --> 00:01:19.520 NO- 00:01:19.580 --> 00:01:20.080 no... 00:01:22.480 --> 00:01:24.480 *Laughs* 00:01:26.140 --> 00:01:26.900 Oh man 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:30.920 How is that possible? 00:01:31.340 --> 00:01:33.420 Oh! So with the glasses we can seeee, 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:34.260 like, 00:01:34.340 --> 00:01:34.980 the other... 00:01:34.980 --> 00:01:36.980 That must be it 00:01:40.460 --> 00:01:41.260 What a player 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:47.440 Is it the perfume Bayonetta has? 00:01:53.960 --> 00:01:55.700 What the fuck is this guy talking about? 00:01:58.540 --> 00:01:59.040 Wha- 00:02:02.420 --> 00:02:03.060 What? 00:02:06.340 --> 00:02:07.060 Okay 00:02:07.240 --> 00:02:08.280 I like his pants 00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:11.480 *Laugh* 00:02:11.720 --> 00:02:13.080 This guy is smooth 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:18.420 She keeps saying that! 00:02:18.420 --> 00:02:19.580 "You know how to make an entrance" 00:02:19.580 --> 00:02:20.420 Like who cares? 00:02:23.600 --> 00:02:24.160 Nice hat 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:00.860 I..I actually have no idea what they're talking about 00:03:03.820 --> 00:03:05.040 Okay this is good information 00:03:05.060 --> 00:03:06.040 because I don't know 00:03:07.160 --> 00:03:07.660 Okay.. 00:03:10.200 --> 00:03:11.260 Of course 00:03:26.200 --> 00:03:26.980 Still don't understand 00:03:27.220 --> 00:03:27.860 *laughs* 00:03:43.420 --> 00:03:44.360 Ohhhhhhhh 00:03:51.020 --> 00:03:52.220 Yeah it is Italian 00:03:55.140 --> 00:03:56.680 What a great Italian this guy has 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:00.240 *Gasp* 00:04:06.700 --> 00:04:08.160 What? How does he know that! 00:04:10.180 --> 00:04:11.780 Wait was that squirrel in our tits? 00:04:14.260 --> 00:04:15.220 *Laughs* 00:04:20.580 --> 00:04:21.680 *Obnoxious snickering* 00:04:25.220 --> 00:04:26.360 *Laughs* 00:04:46.840 --> 00:04:48.120 OH MY GOD he's so cool 00:04:49.200 --> 00:04:50.080 I love him 00:04:50.820 --> 00:04:54.380 *Laughing* 00:04:54.820 --> 00:04:56.780 Oh man 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:57.660 Alright! 00:04:58.040 --> 00:04:58.800 We're in Venice 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:02.040 AYE YAI WHADDUP IT'S YO BOY BAY TO THE NETTA- 00:05:02.220 --> 00:05:03.740 Hey I like your oranges 00:05:04.920 --> 00:05:05.960 FUCK YOUR ORANGES 00:05:07.380 --> 00:05:07.880 Oooh 00:05:07.880 --> 00:05:08.760 Did I do something? 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:10.200 Oh God, enemies! 00:05:10.620 --> 00:05:12.240 That guy has nipple stomach! 00:05:12.740 --> 00:05:14.380 My favourite kinda stomach! 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:16.040 Oh my God I'm back 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:16.660 Umm.. 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:18.100 Can you still see me- 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:18.960 God! Oh God dammit 00:05:19.540 --> 00:05:20.420 God! Fuck you! 00:05:20.940 --> 00:05:22.580 THAT'S RIGHT I BUST ALL YO ASSES 00:05:22.840 --> 00:05:24.000 TORTURE ATTACK! 00:05:24.860 --> 00:05:25.820 BYE BYE BITCH 00:05:26.300 --> 00:05:27.240 WOOOOOOOOO 00:05:28.860 --> 00:05:29.460 OHHHH! 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:31.080 Did you see that shit?! 00:05:31.660 --> 00:05:33.340 That was fucking amazing 00:05:33.820 --> 00:05:34.320 So 00:05:34.500 --> 00:05:35.000 Oh Oh! 00:05:35.140 --> 00:05:35.640 Oh! 00:05:35.840 --> 00:05:36.340 Oh! 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:37.180 Oh! 00:05:37.320 --> 00:05:37.820 Oh! 00:05:38.640 --> 00:05:39.140 Wooo! 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:39.860 *Pewdiekiss 00:05:40.500 --> 00:05:41.840 *Laughs* 00:05:42.760 --> 00:05:43.260 I'm 12 00:05:43.500 --> 00:05:44.280 Oh it's Mr. Squirrel again 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:45.840 Why, are we in Venice? 00:05:45.840 --> 00:05:48.660 You know, usually, gravity is boobs' biggest enemy 00:05:48.700 --> 00:05:49.200 but 00:05:49.300 --> 00:05:50.500 for Bayonetta, it's like 00:05:50.500 --> 00:05:51.000 the opposite. 00:05:51.440 --> 00:05:52.120 It's like magnet 00:05:52.500 --> 00:05:53.140 I'm sorry 00:05:53.140 --> 00:05:54.180 You know I'm so sorry 00:05:54.300 --> 00:05:55.020 I'm so sorry 00:05:57.240 --> 00:05:57.780 Hey what's wrong? 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:02.320 He has nightmares of 00:06:02.320 --> 00:06:03.960 being inside her bra 00:06:05.460 --> 00:06:06.200 Too much to handle 00:06:07.660 --> 00:06:08.460 Must not fap 00:06:09.220 --> 00:06:10.420 I'm sorry am a I... 00:06:10.420 --> 00:06:11.540 I.. it's not funny anymore 00:06:11.980 --> 00:06:13.340 I'm being too much. I know 00:06:13.340 --> 00:06:14.460 I'm sorry, okay? 00:06:14.460 --> 00:06:15.100 I'll stop 00:06:16.280 --> 00:06:17.080 I can't stop *chuckles* 00:06:19.500 --> 00:06:20.000 Ooooh 00:06:20.180 --> 00:06:20.900 Evil twin? 00:06:24.180 --> 00:06:25.540 What the fuck was that? 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:30.000 They resisted the urge 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:31.280 Well done 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:33.760 And heres Tsunami 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:35.940 Well we're about to get wet 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:38.160 I dodged it! 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:39.100 Wooo! 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:42.080 Oh MY God! I'm outrunning the wave! 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:43.640 Oh that's so cool! 00:06:43.860 --> 00:06:44.780 G..get into panther mode 00:06:45.060 --> 00:06:46.340 Get into fucking panther mode 00:06:46.340 --> 00:06:47.060 There it is 00:06:47.500 --> 00:06:48.100 Look at this 00:06:48.780 --> 00:06:49.480 OH my God 00:06:50.500 --> 00:06:51.680 This game is so cool! 00:07:00.420 --> 00:07:01.320 Ya that was super cool dude 00:07:06.020 --> 00:07:07.460 Ya- ya love 00:07:07.940 --> 00:07:09.460 I could be the voice actor for this guy 00:07:18.740 --> 00:07:20.500 Okay alright. 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:24.640 Where has she heard that before? 00:07:25.540 --> 00:07:27.240 Oh yeah this thing I'm holding in my hand 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:32.100 Why is he askin' questions? 00:07:36.460 --> 00:07:38.780 Did he just.. go right inside my bra?! 00:07:38.780 --> 00:07:41.680 What up it's ya boy baya to the fuckin' netta! 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:43.680 Pick up the hammer. Dammit I don't think I did it. 00:07:44.260 --> 00:07:45.680 Whats goin' on whats going on? 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:48.680 *Singing* whats going on duh duh du du du 00:07:49.400 --> 00:07:50.680 What is up with this guy? 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:51.700 Why is he doin' that? 00:07:56.200 --> 00:07:57.520 Wait? We can see his vision? 00:07:58.680 --> 00:07:59.940 Is he a projector? 00:07:59.940 --> 00:08:01.000 Oh... 00:08:06.580 --> 00:08:07.160 Over? 00:08:09.280 --> 00:08:09.860 *Mocking* Ahh 00:08:13.840 --> 00:08:17.960 Alright little guy time to shh- spit the schmeal if you know what I mean. 00:08:21.880 --> 00:08:22.760 What is this? 00:08:22.760 --> 00:08:23.720 Was that necessary? 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:28.380 Oh we're not gonna talk about what just happened? 00:08:28.380 --> 00:08:29.340 I GOT THE HAMMER! 00:08:30.340 --> 00:08:32.660 Wooo Hoooo 00:08:33.500 --> 00:08:35.280 *Laughs* 00:08:35.280 --> 00:08:37.700 I'ma run up stairs! I'ma run up stairs! What up? 00:08:38.560 --> 00:08:39.700 Oooo 00:08:39.760 --> 00:08:44.320 Is it? Oh it's on of these. so you jump on them. Yep, got it. 00:08:46.260 --> 00:08:47.620 Annnd were through. 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:50.120 Oh gawd enemies! 00:08:50.260 --> 00:08:52.960 There it is! THE BREAKDANCE! 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:53.980 Aww they interrupted it. 00:08:53.980 --> 00:08:55.720 IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:59.100 RIDE! RIDE! RIDE HIM! RIDE HIM! RIGHT NOW! 00:08:59.280 --> 00:09:00.460 I'M RIDING HIM! 00:09:00.680 --> 00:09:02.300 What's good everyone?! 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:05.840 OOOOOhhhh! 00:09:06.560 --> 00:09:07.860 Fuck yeah! 00:09:08.100 --> 00:09:09.960 TAAAKKE THISSS! 00:09:11.580 --> 00:09:14.380 Wuddup it's ya boy Baya to the climax. 00:09:14.800 --> 00:09:16.460 Wooooo! 00:09:16.920 --> 00:09:18.280 Ohhhhhhh. 00:09:18.500 --> 00:09:20.720 That is an ugly ass fuckin' toad man! 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:22.600 I'll go- I'm going with it. 00:09:22.660 --> 00:09:24.540 Alright ere it comes, ere it comes! 00:09:24.940 --> 00:09:25.980 He's gonna pop! 00:09:27.500 --> 00:09:29.320 Nope just- just ate him. 00:09:31.460 --> 00:09:32.100 He's just 00:09:33.760 --> 00:09:35.800 *Laughs* 00:09:36.060 --> 00:09:37.580 Ughhh I love this game! 00:09:38.100 --> 00:09:39.200 Lets continue. 00:09:39.540 --> 00:09:41.380 Just kidding. BREAK DANCE! 00:09:41.380 --> 00:09:44.160 Oh no we were supposed to go down here. Okay we're goin' down here. 00:09:45.340 --> 00:09:45.840 Cool. 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:46.400 Alright. 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:49.280 Waddup it's ya boy bay to the netta! 00:09:50.700 --> 00:09:51.700 Here we go. 00:09:51.700 --> 00:09:52.940 Squirrel is outta the boobs. 00:09:56.060 --> 00:09:57.100 You just don't walk in- 00:09:57.740 --> 00:09:59.500 You don't just walk into Mordor! 00:10:13.460 --> 00:10:14.260 Halfway... 00:10:14.680 --> 00:10:15.620 Jesus 00:10:29.220 --> 00:10:29.860 *Laughs* 00:10:41.160 --> 00:10:42.800 Ooooohhh! 00:10:54.800 --> 00:10:55.980 Yeah whats up? 00:10:59.000 --> 00:10:59.500 Ohhh! 00:11:01.180 --> 00:11:02.860 What is up with this dude? 00:11:09.500 --> 00:11:12.640 Well that's a- that's a big thing.. 00:11:13.520 --> 00:11:14.940 What is up with this guy? 00:11:16.100 --> 00:11:20.260 Did he just get randomly swallowed by a tornado- Oh, of course. 00:11:21.320 --> 00:11:24.920 Well it was bound to happen sooner or later, Glamour? more like- 00:11:27.100 --> 00:11:28.160 Bad grammar, pfsh 00:11:28.160 --> 00:11:28.660 *why poods, why* 00:11:31.220 --> 00:11:32.500 Oh my god that face. 00:11:34.980 --> 00:11:38.260 That's the face of Marzia watching me play this game. *Laughs* 00:11:43.580 --> 00:11:44.720 Okay, WHAT! 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:46.320 WE'RE SURFING! 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:48.320 WHAT THE FU- HAHA 00:11:48.320 --> 00:11:51.420 AWW THIS GAME KEEPS GETTING BETTER MAN! 00:11:51.420 --> 00:11:53.240 How do they come up with this? 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:55.480 We're surfing a fucking tornado. 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:57.140 Haww gotta go throughhh. 00:11:57.140 --> 00:11:59.220 Bobbity boo boobity bean bobity boo 00:12:01.880 --> 00:12:02.380 Woa- 00:12:02.540 --> 00:12:04.060 What the fuck was that? 00:12:04.400 --> 00:12:05.460 Oh it's on! 00:12:07.580 --> 00:12:08.820 Ohhh! 00:12:09.780 --> 00:12:11.620 Mommas gonna smack yo face! 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:13.500 Oooooh! 00:12:13.680 --> 00:12:14.800 Hell to the yeah! 00:12:14.940 --> 00:12:16.020 Where am I- I Oh 00:12:16.020 --> 00:12:16.520 There I am. 00:12:16.660 --> 00:12:17.160 Okay 00:12:17.160 --> 00:12:18.520 We're surfing some more. 00:12:18.520 --> 00:12:19.420 Jesus. 00:12:19.860 --> 00:12:21.180 This is so crazy! 00:12:21.180 --> 00:12:22.960 Oh my gawd where'd he come from? 00:12:23.220 --> 00:12:24.100 Jesus 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:26.160 Oh! I see the hole! 00:12:26.400 --> 00:12:27.920 I can see the hole guys! 00:12:29.460 --> 00:12:31.300 What da fuck just happened. 00:12:33.420 --> 00:12:34.220 Oh my gawd! 00:12:34.840 --> 00:12:36.200 Queen slay! 00:12:36.560 --> 00:12:37.060 What? 00:12:38.160 --> 00:12:39.580 What duh fuck? 00:12:39.760 --> 00:12:40.420 How? 00:12:40.580 --> 00:12:42.260 Okay I guess we made it? 00:12:42.260 --> 00:12:43.660 It looks like a fucking cut scene. 00:12:43.660 --> 00:12:44.740 It's so amazing! 00:12:46.260 --> 00:12:49.120 Time to bay- to bay the fuck outta ye! 00:12:49.120 --> 00:12:50.880 That's the worst sentence I'm so sorry. 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:54.140 Stop that face! 00:12:55.060 --> 00:12:55.820 Ughhh! 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:57.160 That's so gross 00:12:57.560 --> 00:12:58.680 Come on fight me! 00:12:58.820 --> 00:13:02.820 You fucking uhh... Bird! 00:13:02.820 --> 00:13:04.220 Ohhh he became red! 00:13:04.220 --> 00:13:06.560 This reminds me of the last boss in star fox. 00:13:08.440 --> 00:13:09.380 Just me? 00:13:10.160 --> 00:13:11.040 Climax time! 00:13:11.040 --> 00:13:12.140 I can't even describe that noise. 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:14.040 Ohh we're getting there! 00:13:14.360 --> 00:13:16.120 We're getting to the gate! 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:17.600 Fuck that bitch up! 00:13:18.280 --> 00:13:19.260 CLIMAX! 00:13:32.120 --> 00:13:32.620 OHHHH! 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:34.580 YEAH! 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:37.360 I'M AN ADULT! 00:13:41.020 --> 00:13:41.900 YEAH! 00:13:43.380 --> 00:13:45.480 Slice some hoes up, that's it. 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:48.720 Jumbo juice! 00:13:49.260 --> 00:13:50.380 For dinner boys! 00:13:50.500 --> 00:13:51.960 Umbra witch, Okay. 00:13:55.680 --> 00:13:56.640 You fucked up. 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:05.440 Ohhh 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:12.000 *Laughing* 00:14:12.760 --> 00:14:13.260 Wop! 00:14:16.980 --> 00:14:17.480 Ohhh! 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:18.900 Didn't grab his ass though. 00:14:21.320 --> 00:14:22.200 Duley noted. 00:14:23.560 --> 00:14:24.380 *Mocking* Fuck! 00:14:31.140 --> 00:14:35.440 It's so ni- I don't know why it's so nice to hear a character in a game swear. 00:14:39.740 --> 00:14:42.580 At least as a girl I don't know it's someth- I don't know 00:14:42.580 --> 00:14:43.960 You don't see it often. 00:14:43.960 --> 00:14:47.380 Oh my god you ass, stop laughing you fuckin' weirdo jesus. 00:14:47.640 --> 00:14:50.840 That's the weirdest fucking laugh I ever heard. 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:52.960 It's worse than JackSepticEyes. 00:14:53.460 --> 00:14:54.340 I'm kidding. 00:14:54.340 --> 00:14:55.340 It's getting too much. 00:14:56.980 --> 00:14:57.620 Alright. 00:14:58.900 --> 00:15:00.100 Bitch is fallin'. 00:15:01.680 --> 00:15:02.680 Ohh! 00:15:03.060 --> 00:15:05.340 What? Ahh where did he come from? 00:15:08.680 --> 00:15:10.200 That shits gotta hurt. 00:15:14.180 --> 00:15:16.000 You can't fly in ja- his boobs. 00:15:18.340 --> 00:15:19.260 Pfffhhh 00:15:21.700 --> 00:15:22.660 Teach me. 00:15:30.680 --> 00:15:32.320 *Mocking* No time for this mate! 00:15:32.700 --> 00:15:36.380 I am not an American trying to speak in a British accent. 00:15:42.880 --> 00:15:44.500 Kids these days. 00:15:44.500 --> 00:15:46.260 Is it gonna work this time? 00:15:47.760 --> 00:15:48.400 Ahh it did. 00:15:49.620 --> 00:15:53.540 He's kind of like a Zaro meets Batman meets Spiderman, fuck 00:15:54.220 --> 00:15:55.640 Oh he's pissed. 00:15:55.640 --> 00:15:58.640 You know when you hear the squeak of leather that's when they're pissed 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:10.300 Ohh hes getting close. 00:16:10.940 --> 00:16:13.620 Oh boy batta bim batta- 00:16:13.620 --> 00:16:14.660 Oh, where'd he go? 00:16:14.940 --> 00:16:15.440 What? 00:16:15.680 --> 00:16:18.000 Alright we're on the city streets. 00:16:22.340 --> 00:16:23.440 Well then. 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:25.360 That took care of that! 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:26.520 *Laughing* 00:16:26.520 --> 00:16:28.600 I didn't know that shit was gonna happen! 00:16:29.660 --> 00:16:30.920 I'ma crowww? 00:16:32.860 --> 00:16:33.900 How do I do that? 00:16:35.100 --> 00:16:35.600 Woah. 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:39.460 It- Oh gawd! 00:16:40.280 --> 00:16:41.400 Was that big ben? 00:16:44.160 --> 00:16:47.900 ohhh my lawd, jesus! 00:16:49.220 --> 00:16:50.220 Come on! 00:16:50.220 --> 00:16:52.180 Alright we can beat the shit outta this guy really fast. 00:16:52.180 --> 00:16:53.920 By BREAK DANCING! 00:16:54.520 --> 00:16:55.940 Yeeeaah! 00:16:56.020 --> 00:16:56.780 Climax! 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:04.380 Yes! Eat that bitch! 00:17:05.460 --> 00:17:06.660 Snack time honey! 00:17:07.340 --> 00:17:08.080 Ohh 00:17:09.300 --> 00:17:10.640 Uggghhhh! 00:17:13.900 --> 00:17:16.020 Tastes gooood. 00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:17.220 Oh my lord! 00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:18.800 Wel, that took care of that didnt it? 00:17:18.860 --> 00:17:20.460 *pewdierapping skills 00:17:20.460 --> 00:17:21.920 have a cup of tea please 00:17:22.600 --> 00:17:26.620 I'm not an American. I swear. I'm a British voice actor. 00:17:28.260 --> 00:17:28.940 No time! 00:17:29.980 --> 00:17:31.880 I have to get to Fimbulventr! 00:17:33.080 --> 00:17:34.580 I'm a real voice actor. 00:17:36.380 --> 00:17:36.940 Im sorry 00:17:41.340 --> 00:17:42.940 Ouuuu. He's forgotten. 00:17:43.720 --> 00:17:44.520 mysterious 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:51.640 What's gonna happen? We're gonna fight him. I know it! 00:17:55.020 --> 00:17:57.020 Wuuuuu, SHIT! That was close. 00:17:59.520 --> 00:18:02.160 There's a guy with a giant thing trying to kill you 00:18:03.380 --> 00:18:04.900 How does he see with that thing? 00:18:06.580 --> 00:18:07.620 How does he eat? 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:10.120 giggles* 00:18:13.380 --> 00:18:15.380 Huuuu, dont you dare say that. 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:30.800 DONT FUCKING SWEAR YOU'RE TOO YOUNG 00:18:36.820 --> 00:18:39.700 He has seen her tits. Thats what that means. 00:18:43.740 --> 00:18:44.640 Shit indeed 00:18:46.020 --> 00:18:47.780 Thats why his pants are so big 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:51.440 Oh my god, OH MY GOD. He took care of them. 00:18:51.860 --> 00:18:52.360 Jesus 00:18:55.140 --> 00:18:56.320 oh my lord 00:18:58.480 --> 00:18:59.080 o-oh! 00:19:01.460 --> 00:19:03.460 ıs he gonna inside his bra, maybe? 00:19:04.100 --> 00:19:09.300 beyonetta's gotta hurry. look at that scenery. look at all that scenery. OH BOY WHAT A SCENERY! 00:19:12.040 --> 00:19:12.900 Oh shit. 00:19:13.420 --> 00:19:14.380 ıts going down 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:17.520 ım calling timber 00:19:18.380 --> 00:19:19.820 Ooh! Thats gotta hurt 00:19:20.900 --> 00:19:22.820 ıts gonna hurt really fucking bad 00:19:23.620 --> 00:19:24.800 Oh god he has ugly ____ 00:19:24.800 --> 00:19:26.860 Thats way he never showed his face 00:19:27.580 --> 00:19:28.380 God, he might as well be bald 00:19:29.500 --> 00:19:30.240 sorry michael 00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:31.700 Okay 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:38.000 GODDAMN YOUR HAIR IS UGLY 00:19:41.120 --> 00:19:42.480 I mean you being doing it the whole time beyonetta 00:19:43.940 --> 00:19:45.940 ım not a child 00:19:54.100 --> 00:19:55.780 Yeah, who the fuck are you? 00:20:08.780 --> 00:20:10.400 Oo THAT DRAMA! 00:20:10.860 --> 00:20:12.140 DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA! 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:15.920 Who! He cut it himself? 00:20:17.440 --> 00:20:18.720 Jesus. that's badass 00:20:19.360 --> 00:20:21.200 this game is so fucking cool 00:20:23.120 --> 00:20:25.620 Oh-o-OH-o-OOHH! 00:20:29.020 --> 00:20:31.500 No. Fucking. Way he did that. 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:33.760 This is a tough guy. 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:35.660 Thank you camera angle 00:20:40.980 --> 00:20:42.180 What is that mean? 00:20:43.600 --> 00:20:45.880 It's mean he's strong. That's what that means. 00:20:47.080 --> 00:20:49.080 Alright, its beyonetta time. 00:20:49.960 --> 00:20:51.800 ıs that all you got? PRRRRRR 00:20:52.780 --> 00:20:54.480 Oh! OH! Smacking 00:20:55.500 --> 00:20:56.000 OH! 00:20:56.640 --> 00:20:57.140 OH! 00:20:57.740 --> 00:20:58.240 Oh! Oh! 00:20:59.120 --> 00:21:00.480 WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 00:21:00.700 --> 00:21:02.980 breeaaaaak daaaaanceee. 00:21:03.600 --> 00:21:07.800 ıf you dont know whats happening, dont worry ı know exactly what ım doing. 00:21:09.460 --> 00:21:11.240 Oh, oooh ,ooooh 00:21:11.840 --> 00:21:12.460 What? 00:21:13.620 --> 00:21:16.260 Ah shit. That cant be good 00:21:18.560 --> 00:21:20.480 What is she doing? being fab? 00:21:22.540 --> 00:21:25.840 okay she summons her ugly pet, got it. 00:21:25.840 --> 00:21:26.340 Ooooh! 00:21:26.340 --> 00:21:29.040 Ooooookay everything changed apparently got it. 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:31.580 this is a strong ass motherfucker guys. 00:21:31.900 --> 00:21:33.180 mama mia pizzaria 00:21:33.560 --> 00:21:34.640 TAKE THIS! 00:21:38.580 --> 00:21:40.740 Oh my god this is so fucking epic! 00:21:44.100 --> 00:21:44.960 Oh no! 00:21:45.460 --> 00:21:46.360 Oh god no 00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:51.220 What the fu-ookay we're summoning our sexy demon. 00:21:51.540 --> 00:21:53.340 girl-thing.. no? 00:21:53.700 --> 00:21:54.200 i dıd not.. 00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:57.540 oh what the fuck! 00:21:58.400 --> 00:22:00.320 we're flying now okay thats cool 00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:08.200 this is so epic, this game is just keeps getting more and more and more ıts just crazy! 00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:09.400 how do you keep up? 00:22:10.080 --> 00:22:14.400 ım gonna get a seizure thats not funny but seriously what the fuck?! 00:22:14.700 --> 00:22:15.900 How do you keep up? 00:22:17.940 --> 00:22:20.740 How can they keep getting more and more epic 00:22:20.860 --> 00:22:22.140 ı dont understand. 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:24.000 ıts fucking impressive man 00:22:24.260 --> 00:22:25.380 uuhhh yees 00:22:27.840 --> 00:22:30.000 last health bar bros we got this! 00:22:32.180 --> 00:22:33.020 Alright. 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:35.820 last cut scene- he's gonna brofist. 00:22:36.260 --> 00:22:38.420 dont worry thats my specialıty! 00:22:39.380 --> 00:22:40.100 Fuck yeah! 00:22:40.680 --> 00:22:42.640 o- NO FUCKING WAY! 00:22:42.640 --> 00:22:44.420 OOOOOO YEAHH! 00:22:45.140 --> 00:22:47.380 BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YA- TAKE THIS! 00:22:47.580 --> 00:22:48.220 *laughs* 00:22:49.520 --> 00:22:53.580 OH MY GOD TAKE THA-OOOOOOH OOOH OOH MY GOD! 00:22:54.140 --> 00:22:55.940 YES! FUCK YOU! 00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:58.060 OH MY GOD.... 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:00.400 Fuck yes.. 00:23:10.040 --> 00:23:10.760 oh my god.. 00:23:14.600 --> 00:23:15.740 I'm so done. 00:23:23.460 --> 00:23:24.420 Jesus christ! 00:23:26.040 --> 00:23:27.700 jesus christ man.. 00:23:28.580 --> 00:23:29.520 Okay bros. 00:23:29.520 --> 00:23:31.640 I'm gonna end this episode there. 00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:34.400 If you enjoyed watching please go ahead and leave a like. 00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:36.680 ı really appreciate it. Thank you so much 00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:38.340 I'll see you tomorrow with an another episode. 00:23:38.340 --> 00:23:38.980 As always 00:23:40.040 --> 00:23:41.240 Stay awsome bros! 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:41.960 *brofist* 00:23:42.600 --> 00:23:44.760 Click for more videos!