Hey how is it going bros. My name is Pewdie...prueuddd
This game is the reason why
y'all still virgins
Y'all still a bunch of virgins
Get out there
Get laid!
Who am I kidding?
We're just gonna play
oh! but wait
forgot my... gamer glasses
I can't see without
oh wow that's so much better :3
Wuddup Its your boy Bay to the netta
whatta up its ya boi bay to the onetta. im gonna pop a cap in all ya asses
I'ma pop a cap in all yo asses
I NEED TO KMS
OH YOU LOOK AT MY ASS
You pay da consequences
Alright here we go
Sorry, Sorry I'm a pig
Oooo mysterious new character with a hat
This is Walter White in another universe??
Yes that's how the people talk in Japan
*Imitating* So our paths...
*laughs*
OHH!
He looks cool
This is- this- this
I like this guy
Yeah this is definitely me
*Laughs*
FUGGETABOUTIT
Oh what's he gonna do is he gonna save?!
Oh my God!
I SHIP THEM SO MUCH
OHHHH
OH
NO-
no...
*Laughs*
Oh man
How is that possible?
Oh! So with the glasses we can seeee,
like,
the other...
That must be it
What a player
Is it the perfume Bayonetta has?
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Wha-
What?
Okay
I like his pants
*Laugh*
This guy is smooth
She keeps saying that!
"You know how to make an entrance"
Like who cares?
Nice hat
I..I actually have no idea what they're talking about
Okay this is good information
because I don't know
Okay..
Of course
Still don't understand
*laughs*
Ohhhhhhhh
Yeah it is Italian
What a great Italian this guy has
*Gasp*
What? How does he know that!
Wait was that squirrel in our tits?
*Laughs*
*Obnoxious snickering*
*Laughs*
OH MY GOD he's so cool
I love him
*Laughing*
Oh man
Alright!
We're in Venice
AYE YAI WHADDUP IT'S YO BOY BAY TO THE NETTA-
Hey I like your oranges
FUCK YOUR ORANGES
Oooh
Did I do something?
Oh God, enemies!
That guy has nipple stomach!
My favourite kinda stomach!
Oh my God I'm back
Umm..
Can you still see me-
God! Oh God dammit
God! Fuck you!
THAT'S RIGHT I BUST ALL YO ASSES
TORTURE ATTACK!
BYE BYE BITCH
WOOOOOOOOO
OHHHH!
Did you see that shit?!
That was fucking amazing
So
Oh Oh!
Oh!
Wooo!
*Pewdiekiss
*Laughs*
I'm 12
Oh it's Mr. Squirrel again
Why, are we in Venice?
You know, usually, gravity is boobs' biggest enemy
but
for Bayonetta, it's like
the opposite.
It's like magnet
I'm sorry
You know I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
Hey what's wrong?
He has nightmares of
being inside her bra
Too much to handle
Must not fap
I'm sorry am a I...
I.. it's not funny anymore
I'm being too much. I know
I'm sorry, okay?
I'll stop
I can't stop *chuckles*
Ooooh
Evil twin?
What the fuck was that?
They resisted the urge
Well done
And heres Tsunami
Well we're about to get wet
I dodged it!
Wooo!
Oh MY God! I'm outrunning the wave!
Oh that's so cool!
G..get into panther mode
Get into fucking panther mode
There it is
Look at this
OH my God
This game is so cool!
Ya that was super cool dude
Ya- ya love
I could be the voice actor for this guy
Okay alright.
Where has she heard that before?
Oh yeah this thing I'm holding in my hand
Why is he askin' questions?
Did he just.. go right inside my bra?!
What up it's ya boy baya to the fuckin' netta!
Pick up the hammer. Dammit I don't think I did it.
Whats goin' on whats going on?
*Singing* whats going on duh duh du du du
What is up with this guy?
Why is he doin' that?
Wait? We can see his vision?
Is he a projector?
Oh...
Over?
*Mocking* Ahh
Alright little guy time to shh- spit the schmeal if you know what I mean.
What is this?
Was that necessary?
Oh we're not gonna talk about what just happened?
I GOT THE HAMMER!
Wooo Hoooo
*Laughs*
I'ma run up stairs! I'ma run up stairs! What up?
Oooo
Is it? Oh it's on of these. so you jump on them. Yep, got it.
Annnd were through.
Oh gawd enemies!
There it is! THE BREAKDANCE!
Aww they interrupted it.
IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?
RIDE! RIDE! RIDE HIM! RIDE HIM! RIGHT NOW!
I'M RIDING HIM!
What's good everyone?!
OOOOOhhhh!
Fuck yeah!
TAAAKKE THISSS!
Wuddup it's ya boy Baya to the climax.
Wooooo!
Ohhhhhhh.
That is an ugly ass fuckin' toad man!
I'll go- I'm going with it.
Alright ere it comes, ere it comes!
He's gonna pop!
Nope just- just ate him.
He's just
*Laughs*
Ughhh I love this game!
Lets continue.
Just kidding. BREAK DANCE!
Oh no we were supposed to go down here. Okay we're goin' down here.
Cool.
Alright.
Waddup it's ya boy bay to the netta!
Here we go.
Squirrel is outta the boobs.
You just don't walk in-
You don't just walk into Mordor!
Halfway...
Jesus
*Laughs*
Ooooohhh!
Yeah whats up?
Ohhh!
What is up with this dude?
Well that's a- that's a big thing..
What is up with this guy?
Did he just get randomly swallowed by a tornado- Oh, of course.
Well it was bound to happen sooner or later, Glamour? more like-
Bad grammar, pfsh
*why poods, why*
Oh my god that face.
That's the face of Marzia watching me play this game. *Laughs*
Okay, WHAT!
WE'RE SURFING!
WHAT THE FU- HAHA
AWW THIS GAME KEEPS GETTING BETTER MAN!
How do they come up with this?
We're surfing a fucking tornado.
Haww gotta go throughhh.
Bobbity boo boobity bean bobity boo
Woa-
What the fuck was that?
Oh it's on!
Ohhh!
Mommas gonna smack yo face!
Oooooh!
Hell to the yeah!
Where am I- I Oh
There I am.
Okay
We're surfing some more.
Jesus.
This is so crazy!
Oh my gawd where'd he come from?
Jesus
Oh! I see the hole!
I can see the hole guys!
What da fuck just happened.
Oh my gawd!
Queen slay!
What?
What duh fuck?
How?
Okay I guess we made it?
It looks like a fucking cut scene.
It's so amazing!
Time to bay- to bay the fuck outta ye!
That's the worst sentence I'm so sorry.
Stop that face!
Ughhh!
That's so gross
Come on fight me!
You fucking uhh... Bird!
Ohhh he became red!
This reminds me of the last boss in star fox.
Just me?
Climax time!
I can't even describe that noise.
Ohh we're getting there!
We're getting to the gate!
Fuck that bitch up!
CLIMAX!
OHHHH!
YEAH!
I'M AN ADULT!
YEAH!
Slice some hoes up, that's it.
Jumbo juice!
For dinner boys!
Umbra witch, Okay.
You fucked up.
Ohhh
*Laughing*
Wop!
Ohhh!
Didn't grab his ass though.
Duley noted.
*Mocking* Fuck!
It's so ni- I don't know why it's so nice to hear a character in a game swear.
At least as a girl I don't know it's someth- I don't know
You don't see it often.
Oh my god you ass, stop laughing you fuckin' weirdo jesus.
That's the weirdest fucking laugh I ever heard.
It's worse than JackSepticEyes.
I'm kidding.
It's getting too much.
Alright.
Bitch is fallin'.
Ohh!
What? Ahh where did he come from?
That shits gotta hurt.
You can't fly in ja- his boobs.
Pfffhhh
Teach me.
*Mocking* No time for this mate!
I am not an American trying to speak in a British accent.
Kids these days.
Is it gonna work this time?
Ahh it did.
He's kind of like a Zaro meets Batman meets Spiderman, fuck
Oh he's pissed.
You know when you hear the squeak of leather that's when they're pissed
Ohh hes getting close.
Oh boy batta bim batta-
Oh, where'd he go?
What?
Alright we're on the city streets.
Well then.
That took care of that!
*Laughing*
I didn't know that shit was gonna happen!
I'ma crowww?
How do I do that?
Woah.
It- Oh gawd!
Was that big ben?
ohhh my lawd, jesus!
Come on!
Alright we can beat the shit outta this guy really fast.
By BREAK DANCING!
Yeeeaah!
Climax!
Yes! Eat that bitch!
Snack time honey!
Ohh
Uggghhhh!
Tastes gooood.
Oh my lord!
Wel, that took care of that didnt it?
*pewdierapping skills
have a cup of tea please
I'm not an American. I swear. I'm a British voice actor.
No time!
I have to get to Fimbulventr!
I'm a real voice actor.
Im sorry
Ouuuu. He's forgotten.
mysterious
What's gonna happen? We're gonna fight him. I know it!
Wuuuuu, SHIT! That was close.
There's a guy with a giant thing trying to kill you
How does he see with that thing?
How does he eat?
giggles*
Huuuu, dont you dare say that.
DONT FUCKING SWEAR YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
He has seen her tits. Thats what that means.
Shit indeed
Thats why his pants are so big
Oh my god, OH MY GOD. He took care of them.
Jesus
oh my lord
o-oh!
ıs he gonna inside his bra, maybe?
beyonetta's gotta hurry. look at that scenery. look at all that scenery. OH BOY WHAT A SCENERY!
Oh shit.
ıts going down
ım calling timber
Ooh! Thats gotta hurt
ıts gonna hurt really fucking bad
Oh god he has ugly ____
Thats way he never showed his face
God, he might as well be bald
sorry michael
Okay
GODDAMN YOUR HAIR IS UGLY
I mean you being doing it the whole time beyonetta
ım not a child
Yeah, who the fuck are you?
Oo THAT DRAMA!
DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!
Who! He cut it himself?
Jesus. that's badass
this game is so fucking cool
Oh-o-OH-o-OOHH!
No. Fucking. Way he did that.
This is a tough guy.
Thank you camera angle
What is that mean?
It's mean he's strong. That's what that means.
Alright, its beyonetta time.
ıs that all you got? PRRRRRR
Oh! OH! Smacking
OH!
Oh! Oh!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
breeaaaaak daaaaanceee.
ıf you dont know whats happening, dont worry ı know exactly what ım doing.
Oh, oooh ,ooooh
What?
Ah shit. That cant be good
What is she doing? being fab?
okay she summons her ugly pet, got it.
Ooooh!
Ooooookay everything changed apparently got it.
this is a strong ass motherfucker guys.
mama mia pizzaria
TAKE THIS!
Oh my god this is so fucking epic!
Oh no!
Oh god no
What the fu-ookay we're summoning our sexy demon.
girl-thing.. no?
i dıd not..
oh what the fuck!
we're flying now okay thats cool
this is so epic, this game is just keeps getting more and more and more ıts just crazy!
how do you keep up?
ım gonna get a seizure thats not funny but seriously what the fuck?!
How do you keep up?
How can they keep getting more and more epic
ı dont understand.
ıts fucking impressive man
uuhhh yees
last health bar bros we got this!
Alright.
last cut scene- he's gonna brofist.
dont worry thats my specialıty!
Fuck yeah!
o- NO FUCKING WAY!
OOOOOO YEAHH!
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YA- TAKE THIS!
*laughs*
OH MY GOD TAKE THA-OOOOOOH OOOH OOH MY GOD!
YES! FUCK YOU!
OH MY GOD....
Fuck yes..
oh my god..
I'm so done.
Jesus christ!
jesus christ man..
Okay bros.
I'm gonna end this episode there.
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ı really appreciate it. Thank you so much
I'll see you tomorrow with an another episode.
As always
Stay awsome bros!
*brofist*
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