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Cambodia 18:00 Hours
*Safari music plays*

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You didn't see me, but here I am.

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BeastMaster64™*don't you mean 69 (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ *

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*grunts while crawling*

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*repeats* BeastMaster64™ *ok. ಠ╭╮ಠ*

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*Music pauses*

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*Here. We have BeastMaster64 giving birth to a new dank baby*

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*Music contiues*
It's been eighteen months

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Eighteen

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licks lips

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eight... teen *fucking tRIPPY*

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*shhh* x3

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Thats poodiepie right there.

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I've infiltrated his office

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I've killed all kinds of shit.

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Pokémon

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Dogs
*Laughs like a sociopath*

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I ate a Chihuahua once.
*true story*

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But if there one thing I've never hunted

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It's a Youtuber

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I'm not just gonna hunt a second level piece of shit Youtuber like... *pauses*

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Markiplier. Oh frick. Wait.

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No!

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Oh no.

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I'm on the hunt for the "Poodiepie"

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The greatest god damn Youtuber of all time
#SelfCentered

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Love his channel, but it needs to die.

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*epic music starts*

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*dank intro=dank quality*

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I'm not just going to kill poodiepie

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I'm gonna eat his asshole tonight

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Pewds: Thats...?
Brad: HA ha ha

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*pewds giggle*

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*lets try again*
I'm not just gonna kill pewdiepie, I'm going to challenge him

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*pauses*

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Then I'll kill him

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I'm gonna beat him *grunts while kicking*

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Just like I killed Jacksepticeye. *gonna see how much Septiplier fans he pissed off....*

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I'm going to challenge him, in a duel *I'm not a Septiplier supporter.*

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Then I'll kill him

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Have you ever heard of Leafy *yes*

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More like...

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Thats him there *Leafy: y u roast me so bad*

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What did I say about talking back to me? *Leafy: That hurts.*

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plant

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You're a plant
*no shit pewds*

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You're going to pay tonight for that.

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*Solid snake music plays*

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*licks razor blade*

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*has an orgasm*

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You got a new hero.

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I love you like you were my father

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I based my whole career after this man.

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I wish I could call you daddy. 
Can I call you daddy? *call me big daddy ˙ ͜ʟ˙*

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*sad music plays*
Snake please

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Snake!

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Snakeo!

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*high pitch school girl voice*
SNAKE-OOOO

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Please

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Snake: Why are we still here? 
Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg.

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The first this has been bothering me for too fucking long

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These fucking light, don't turn off!

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*loud gun shot*

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Pewds: Oh Jesus!

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What the fuck are they made of?

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Oh, oh... I missed

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THATS IMPOSSIBLE! I've never missed a shot in my life, from that close?

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Holy shit

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He's nearby.

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Him being in his office effects my skills

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*shitty kazoo playing*

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he's near

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*loud gun shot* 
*glass smashing*

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*Silence*

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That fucking right

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*epic music plays*

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Am I gonna get in trouble for this?

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360

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*loud gun shot*

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Do you think it will go though the roof?

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Cause theirs people working upstairs

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Ah thats concrete, we're good

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Hell yeah, I'm not going to jail bitch! Ha ha! *not again...*

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Is that a fucking water bottle?

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*aims*

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*loud gun shot*

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Wait I hit it?

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Its leaking!

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look at that shit *those aiming skills*

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hell yeah

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*loud gun shot*
Got em'

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*why the fuck did you shoot that water bottle*

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*what did it ever do to you*

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*triggered much*

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*i am going to flag this video*

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*Swedish National Anthem starts playing*

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BeastMaster?

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*some Swedish garbage*

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Hey poodiepie, nice to finally meet you.

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*Swedish: You need to die

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I challenge you to a shot off, who ever wins...

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Gets to destroy the the other loves most.

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*more Swedish but with some crying for some reason*

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If I win, I get to shot your 50,000,000...

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thing?

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whatever, I don't care

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AND I get to kill you.

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If you win, you get my most prized position, in the entire universe

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it is...

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been with me since I was born

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no... I'm okay, don't worry bro

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Thats right, it's on bitch!

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*Swedish*

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*Leafy: Subscreb to meh chanel*

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Leafy, what did I say? What did I fucking say? huh?

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If your going to be a... if your going to be a plant then shut the fuck up, you're a plant

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Nobody watches you anymore

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he hates when I say that

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*Pewds giggle*

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Why don't you take a three day break? *piff* He went on a three day break.

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He made a video saying hes going on a break, and how long was the break?

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Three days? Three fucking days?

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This is how you do it in Call of Duty
*loud gun shot*

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Let's not fire at the glass anymore.

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Pewds: I should definitely not have a gun
Brad: No, no you shouldn't

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*Swedish*

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*even more Swedish*

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*gun shot*

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OH HO, Ha ha

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Yeah! ha hah ha

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*Swedish* BeastMaster64

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*robotic voice* Perfect

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You call that a gun?

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Here we go! 
*kisses gun*

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my first shot

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As steady as a rabbit... bird

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*gun shot*

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*Uncontrollable evil laughter*

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oh

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Oh, OH! being on a cross wasn't a hard enough time *Oh my god! You killed Jesus! You bastard!!*

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Now you been shot... in the dick!

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*robotic voice* Perfect

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*more Swedish*

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*gun shot*

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WOW!

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*swedish*

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*robotic voice* Japan

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Time for number two baby! This banana is gonna go.... banana, okay

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here we go

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lock and load

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just gotta

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aim...

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*sad music starts*
I've never killed a banana before

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Is it morally correct

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Who am I to say if a banana lives or dies

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I suppose we all go to hell anyways

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*gun shot*

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I mean if I missed that, that would be pretty shit.

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I GOT EM'

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see right there?

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Thats the penis of the banana

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*robotic voice* Perfect

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*Swedish*

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*gun shot*

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*gun shot*

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ooooh...

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*robotic voice* Japan

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Last shot, if i get this one... you die pewdiepie

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*gun shot*

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*rip Leafy*

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damn

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I won! Thats right I won!

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But I must confirm the kill

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*gun shot*

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wow

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*rip Leafy*

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*Grunts*

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*Pewds giggle*

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*robotic voice* You win!

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*Crying*

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Be right back, I'm going to kill what you love.

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*swedish*

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Now I get to destroy the 50,000,000 then I'm gonna destroy you

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Cause I'm BeastMaster64™

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*gun shot*

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*loud explosion* 
*sad piano starts*

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AHHHHHH!

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*loud explosion continues*

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whats this? huh!

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your old gun

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what a piece of shit

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*crying*

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*Swdish cry for mercy*

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Now its time for the real poodiepie

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*gun shot*

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*rip pewdiepie*

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*sad piano continues*

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The End

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*Directed by Michael Bay*

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Wait!

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What!

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Hes alive!

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*gun shot*

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*Whatcha Say plays*
Mm whatcha say? that you only meant well? Well of course you did

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Mm whatcha say? Mm that it's all for the be-

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*gun shot*
Mm whatcha say? Mm that you only meant well? Well of course you did.

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Mm whatcha say?

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*gun shot*
Mm whatcha say? Mm that you on-

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*okay its 10 minuets go home*

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*gun shot x3*

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*gun shot*

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*gun shot x2*

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*gun shot x3*

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*gun shot x2*

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*gun shot x2*

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*gun shot*

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*gun shot*

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*gun shot x2*