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*Sa Cambodia, alas-6 ng hapon/gabi*

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Hindi mo ako nakita, ngunit narito ako

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"BeastMaster64"

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*gumagapang palabas*

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"BeastMaster64!"

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*katahimikan*

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(Pewds, ipinapakita ang kanyang pwet)

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Labinwalong buwan na

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Labinwalo

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Labin...

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Walo

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Shushuhshhh!

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Si Poodiepie naroon

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Nilooban ko ang kanyang opisina

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Napatay ko na ang lahat ng uri ng mga bagay bagay

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Pokémon,

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Mga aso *tumawa*

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Dati kumain ako ng Chihuahua

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Ngunit kung may isang bagay man na hindi ko pa nahuhuli

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"YouTuber" iyon

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Hindi lang ako huhuli ng isang ikalawang antas na g**ong "YouTuber" tulad ni...

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Jacksepticeye (p*tang patatas na taga-Irlanda)

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Hindi!

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Naku!

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Hinahanap ko na ngayon si Poodiepie

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Ang pinakadakilang "YouTuber" sa lahat

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Gusto ko ang kanyang tsanel, ngunit kailangan nang mamatay iyon

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*musika*

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(huwag gamitin ang hashtag)

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Hindi ko lamang papatayin si Poodiepie

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Titirahin ko siya ngayong gabi

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Pewds: 'Yun ay...
Brad: *tumatawa*

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*humagikgik*

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Hindi ko lamang papatayin si Poodiepie, hahamunin ko siya

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*pansamantalang tumigil*

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Tapos papatayin ko na siya

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Bubugbugin ko siya

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Tulad ng ginawa kong pagpatay kay Jacksepticeye

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Hahamunin ko siya, sa "duel"

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Tapos papatayin ko siya

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Kilala mo ba si Leafy? (LeafyIsHere)

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Parang...

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Nandiyan pala siya

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Anong sinabi ko tungkol sa pagbanat mo sa akin?

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Halaman

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Halaman ka

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Magbabayad ka mamayang gabi para dun

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*musika*

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*dinilaan ang pang-ahit*

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UGH!

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May bago ka nang bayani

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Mahal kita na parang ikaw ang ama ko

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Binabase ko ang buong karera ko sa taong ito

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Sana matawag kitang ama. Maari ba kitang tawaging ama?

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*malungkot na musika* Pakiusap Snake! (karakter sa Metal Gear)

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Snake!

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"Snakeo!"

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"Snake-oooo"

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Pakiusap

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Snake: Bakit nandito pa tayo? Para lang maghirap? Bawat gabi, nararamdaman ko ang tuhod ko

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Medyo nakakabahala ito sa akin nang napakatagal

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Itong mga ilaw, hindi napapatay!

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*putok ng baril*

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Diyos ko!

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Gawa kaya sila sa ano?

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Oh, oh... hindi ko natamaan

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Hindi maaari! Hindi pa kailanman pumalya ang mga tira ko, mula sa ganun kalapit?

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Naku!

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Malapit na siya

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Siya na nasa opisina niya ay nakadudulot sa mga kakayahan ko

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*may hinihipan*

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Malapit siya

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*putok ng baril* *nabasag ang salamin*

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*katahimikan*

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Tama 'yan!

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*musika*

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Mapapahamak ba ako dito?

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360

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*putok ng baril*

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Brad: Sa tingin mo tatagos sa bubong?

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Brad: Dahil may mga taong nagtatrabaho sa itaas

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Ah konkreto 'yan, walang problema

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Tama, hindi ako makukulong mga p*ta! Haha!

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Bote ba ng tubig 'yan?

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*tinututok*

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*putok ng baril*

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Teka, natamaan ko?

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Tumutulo!

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Tingnan mo 'yon!

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'Yon!

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*putok ng baril* Nakuha ko

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(Bakit mo binaril ang walang kasalanang bote?)

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(Umihi ang bote tuloy)

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(Hay naku)

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(Wala akong masabi)

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"BeastMaster?"

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(sa wikang Suweko) Kaaya-aya, nagkita tayo

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Hoy Poodiepie, nakita na rin kita sa wakas

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(sa wikang Suweko) Mamamatay ka

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Hinahamon kita sa isang "shot off", sinuman ang manalo

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Ay makakasira sa pinakamamahal ng iba

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(sa wikang Suweko) Mamamatay ka na parang patay na patay ka na

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Kapag nanalo ako, titirahin ko ang iyong 50 milyong...

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bagay?

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Bahala na, wala akong pake

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At mapapatay kita

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Kapag nanalo ka, makukuha mo ang aking pinakapremyong pag-aari, sa buong kalawakan

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'Yun ay...

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Nasa akin na mula nang isinilang ako

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Sige, ayos lang, (sa wikang Suweko) mukhang maganda 'yan

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Tama, simula na p*ta!

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(sa wikang Suweko) Ang pinakamagaling na tatlo ang dapat manalo, ok? Sa bakanteng oras ko naman, tinitira ko ang pwet ng aso ko

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**

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Leafy, anong sinabi ko? Anong sinabi ko, huh?

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Kung ika'y magiging isang halaman, manahimik ka! Isa kang halaman

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Wala nang nanonood sa'yo

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Nagagalit siya kapag sinabi ko 'yon

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*humagikgik*

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Bakit hindi ka magpahinga nang tatlong araw? Nagpahinga siya nang tatlong araw

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Gumawa siya ng bidyong nagsasabing magpapahinga siya at gaano katagal ang pahinga niya?

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Tatlong araw? Tatlong araw?

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Ganito ang ginagawa sa Call of Duty *putok ng baril*

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Huwag na tayong bumaril sa salamin

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Pewds: Dapat hindi ako magmay-ari ng baril
Brad: Hindi, hindi talaga dapat

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(sa wikang Suweko) Sige, magsisimula ako

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(sa wikang Suweko) Magkakaroon ka na ng tapang, p*ta

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*putok ng baril*

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Oh ho, haha!

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'Yon! Hehehey! Uhuhhaha!

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(sa wikang Suweko) Unang puntos na 'yon sa akin, "BeastMaster64"

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Magaling!

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Tinatawag mo 'yang baril?

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Heto na! *hinalik ang baril*

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Ang una kong tira

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Kasing tatag ng isang kuneho, ibon

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*putok ng baril*

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*tumatawa*

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Oh

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Oh, oh! Ang pagpasan sa krus ay 'di naman ganung kahirap

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Natamaan ka na sa titi!

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Magaling!

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(sa wikang Suweko) Itira na natin sa titi

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*putok ng baril*

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Woah!

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(sa wikang Suweko) Natamaan ko ba? Teka, t*ngina, hindi ko natamaan!

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Hapon!

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Oras na sa pangalawa beybi! Mawawala na ang saging na ito, ang saging, ok

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Heto na

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"Lock and load"

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Kailangan lang

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Itutok

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Hindi pa ako nakakapatay ng saging

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Moral bang tama?

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Sino ba naman ako na manghusga kung ang isang saging ay mabubuhay o mamamatay

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Mukhang mapupunta na rin naman tayong lahat sa impiyerno

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*putok ng baril*

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Este kapag hindi ko matamaan 'yon, mabubwisit ako

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Nakuha ko!

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Kita mo 'yon?

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'Yan ang titi ng saging

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Magaling!

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(sa wikang Suweko) Isa pa! Isa pang subok! Oh 'yun

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*putok ng baril*

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*putok ng baril*

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Ooooh...

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Hapon!

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Huling tira, kapag nakuha ko ito, patay ka Poodiepie!

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*putok ng baril*

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*sumalangit nawa*

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Damn!

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Nanalo ako! Nanalo nga ako!

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Ngunit kailangan ko munang kumpirmahin ang pagpatay

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*putok ng baril*

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Woah...

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*bumagsak ang halaman*

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*sumalangit nawa*

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*humagikgik*

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Nanalo ka!

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*umiiyak* *napaluhod dahil natantong bibitayin na siya*

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Babalik ako, papatayin ko ang minamahal mo

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(sa wikang Suweko) Ako ang barilin mo! Huwag lang ang 50 milyong parangal ko!

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Masisira ko na ang 50 milyon mo tapos pababagsakin kita

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Dahil ako si "BeastMaster64!"

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*putok ng baril*

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*malakas na pagsabog*

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AHHHHHH!

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*patuloy ang malakas na pagsabog at hindi na makikita pa ang 50 milyong parangal ni Poods*

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Ano ito, huh?

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Ang sarili mong baril

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Napakawalang kwenta

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*umiiyak*

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(sa wikang Suweko) Pakiusap, pakiusap huwag mo akong barilin!

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Ngayon, oras na para sa katotohanang si Pewdiepie ay tapos na

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*putok ng baril*

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*sumalangit nawa Poodiepie*

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*musika*

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*wakas*

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**

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*biglang bumangon ang patay*

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*binunot ang baril*

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*buhay si Poodiepie!*

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*putok ng baril*

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Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

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Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

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*putok ng baril*
Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

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Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

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*putok ng baril*
Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say

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*pagtatapos ng kanta*

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*tatlong beses na putok ng baril*

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*putok ng baril*

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*dalawang beses na putok ng baril*

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*binaril nang tatlong beses si Brad*

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*dalawang beses na putok ng baril*

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*dalawang beses na putok ng baril*

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*putok ng baril*

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*putok ng baril*

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*dalawang beses na putok ng baril*

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(wakas, salamat sa panonood!)