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Cambodia 18 sati *Safari muzika svira

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Niste me vidjeli, ali tu sam.

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BeastMaster64™

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*roktanje, dok puže*

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*Ponavlja* BeastMaster64™

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*Muzika pauzira*

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*Ovdje. BeastMaster 64 kao da se porađa*

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*Muzika nastavlja* Proslo je 18 mjeseci..

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18...

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*Lize usnice*

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1..8...

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*Shh* x3

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To je Poodiepie  tamo.

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Ušunjao sam se u njegovu kancelariju

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Ubijao sam svakavu bagru.

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Pokemone

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Pse.. *Smjeh kao sociopat*

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Pojeo sam Chihuahu jednom.. *Istina*

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Postoji jedna vrsta koju nisam nikad lovio

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To je Youtuber..

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Ali neću loviti drugorazrednu vrstu Youtubera... *pauza*

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Jacksepticeye..

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Ne!

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O Ne!

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Lovim Poodiepie..

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Najbolji ..youtuber svih vremena

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Volim njegov kanal..ali mora umrjeti

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*epska muzika*

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Ali necu samo ubiti Poodiepie-a

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Već ću ga i pojesti

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Pewds: To...? Brad: Ha ha ha

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*pewds giggle*

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*pokušajmo ponovo* Necu ga samo ubiti..Izazvat cu ga..

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*pauza*

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Onda cu ga ubiti

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Prebit cu ga *baaam*

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Kao sto sam ubio Jacksepticeye. *vidjet će koliko je Septiplier-ovih fanova razljutio*

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Izazvat cu ga na dvoboj *Ne podržavam Septiplier-a*

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Zatim cu ga ubiti

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Ikad cuo za Leafy-a *da*

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Prije bi rekao..

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On je ovo ovdje *Leafy: raspizdio si me*

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Sto sam rekao o pricanju iza leđa? *Leafy: To boli.*

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Biljka

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Ti si biljka *ne Pewds*

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Platit ćeš za to večeras.

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*Solid snake muzika*

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*liže oštricu noža*

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AAAAAAAAAA

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Imaš novog heroja.

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Volim te kao oca

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Bazirao sam čitavu karijeru na ovom čovjeku

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Volio bih da te mogu zvati TATA. Mogu li te zvati TATA? *Zovi me TATA*

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*tužna muzika* Zmijo molim te

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Zmijo!

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Zmijoo

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*glas školarke* Zmijoooo

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Molim te

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Zmija: Zašto smo mi jos ovdje? Da patimo? Svaku noć, mogu osjetiti nogu.

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Ovo me zajebaje previše dugo

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Ova jebena svjetla se ne gase!

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*pucanj*

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O Isuse

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Od čega su napravljene?

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Oh, ho! Promasio sam

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TO JE NEMOGUĆE! Nikad nisam promašio u životu, sa ove blizine?

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Jebote..

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On je blizu

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Kad je on u kancelariji, utječe na moje vještine

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*shitty kazoo svira*

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On je blizu

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*glasan pucanj* *razbi se staklo*

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*Tišina*

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Tako je jebote

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*epska muzika svira*

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Navuću probleme zbog ovoga?

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360

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*glasan pucanj*

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Misliš da će metak proći kroz plafon?

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Jer ljudi rade gore

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To je beton, dobro je

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Zaboga, ne idem u zatvor kujo! Ha ha! *ne ponovo....*

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Je li to boca vode?

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*ciljevi*

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*glasan pucanj*

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Cekaj pogodio sam?

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Curi!

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Pogledaj to sranje

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To!

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Imam je!

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*zašto si pogodio flašu vode*

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BeastMaster?

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*Švedsko smeće*

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Hej Poodiepie, lijepo je napokon upoznati te.

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Swedish: Moraš umrijeti

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Izazivam te na dvoboj,  pa ko pobijedi

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Uništi koje voliš

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* više Šveđana ali neki plaču zbog nečega*

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Ako pobijedim, dobit ću tvojih 50,000,000....

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Stvar?

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svejedno, nije važno

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I ubit ću te

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Ako pobijedim, dobit ćeš Najcjenjeniju stvar u cijelom univerzumu

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To je

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samnom je od mog rođenja

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ne... Dobro sam, ne brini brate

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Uredu, to je kuja!

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*priča švedski*

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Leafy, šta si rekao? Šta jebeno pričaš? HUH?

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Ako želiš biti..... ako želiš biti biljka onda začepi, ti si biljka

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Niko te više ne gleda

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Mrzi kada kažem to

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*Pewds smijeh*

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Zašto ne uzmeš trodnevnu pauzu? *pff* 
Ona je imala trodevnu pauzu.

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On je napravio video govoreći da pravi pauzu i koliko je dugo bio na pauzi?

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Tri dana? Tri jebena dana?

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Ovako radiš u CALL OF DUTY *glasan pucanj*

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Ne pucaj više po staklu.

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Pewds: Definitivno ne trebam imati pištolj
Brad: Ne, ne nemaš

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*priča švedski*

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*još priča švedski*

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*pucanj*

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Oh ho, ha ha

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To! ha ha ha

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*priča švedski* BeastMaster64

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*glas robota* Perfektno

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To zoveš pištoljem?

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Idemo!! *ljubi pištolj*

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Moj prvi pogodak

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Stojim kao zec.... ptica

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*pucanj*

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*nekontrolisan đavolski smijeh*

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oh

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oh, OH! Biti razapet na krstu nije bilo dovoljno teško *O Bože!!! Ubio si Isusa! Kopile!!*

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Pogođen si... u ku*ac

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*glas robota* Perfektno

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*priča švedski*

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*pucanj*

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Wow!

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*švedski*

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*glas robota* Japan

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Vrijeme za broj dva dušo! Ova banan će otići...... banan, uredu

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Idemo

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repetiraj i nanišani

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moram

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cilj....

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*tužna muzika* Nikad prije nisam ubio bananu

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Da li je ovo moralno, ispravno

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Ko sam ja da kažem živi li banana ili umire

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Pretpostavljam svi idemo u pakao

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*pucanj*

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Mislim ako promašim da će biti sranje.

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Pogodio sam

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vidi baš tu

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to je ku*ac od banane

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*glas robota*Perfektno

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*švedski*

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*pucanj*

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*pucanj*

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ooooh

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*glas robota*Japan

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Zadnji hitac, ako pogodim.... umireš Pewdiepie

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*pucanj*

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*Rip Leafy*

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Prokletstvo

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Pobijedio sam! Tako je! Pobijedio sam

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Ali moram potvrditi ubistvo

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*pucanj*

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Wow

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*Rip Leafy*

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*pada biljka*

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*pewds smijeh*

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*glas robota* Ti si pobjednik

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*plače*

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Odmah se vraćam, ubit ću ono što voliš.

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*švedski*

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Sada ću uništiti 50,000,000 i onda uništiti ću tebe

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Zato što sam ja BeastMaster64™

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*pucanj*

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*eksplozija* *tužni piano muzika*

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AHHHHH!!!

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*glasna eksplozija idalje*

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Šta je ovo? Huh!

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tvoj stari pištolj

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koje sranje od pištolja

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*plače*

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*moli za milost na švedskom*

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Vrijeme je za pravog Poodiepie-a

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*pucanj*

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*Rip Pewdiepie*

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*tužni piano muzika*

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Kraj

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Čekaj!!

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Šta!

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On je živ!

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*pucanj*

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*ŠTA KAŽEŠ pjeva* Mm šta kažeš? To tako misliš? Naravno da misliš

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Mm šta kažeš? Mm sve će to biti....

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*pucanj* Mm šta kažeš? To tako misliš? Naravno da misliš

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Mm šta kažeš?

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*pucanj*Mm šta kažeš? Mn na tebi je

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* ok za 10 minuta idi kući*

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* 3 pucnja*

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*pucanj*

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*2 pucnja*

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* 3 pucnja*

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*2 pucnja*

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*2 pucnja*

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*pucanj*

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*pucanj*

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*2 pucnja*