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*神秘的音樂*

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你沒看到我，但我在這裡

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怪獸大師64

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*爬行*

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怪獸大師64

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*音樂暫停*

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*腿開開ლ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵ლ)*

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已經過了18個月

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18

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*舔唇*

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1...8...

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噓噓噓噓噓....

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有一隻pewdiepie在那裡

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我已經滲透他的辦公室

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我會殺了所有的屎

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寶可夢

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狗*笑*

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我吃過一隻吉娃娃

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但還有一種東西我還沒獵過

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一個youtuber

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我不會只列一個次等的狗屎youtuber，例如....

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jacksepticeye  σ`∀´)σ

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不！

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喔不！

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我在尋找pewdiepie

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有史以來最偉大的神級Youtuber

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我愛他的頻道，但他必須死

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*激昂的音樂*

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*#Pewdiepie玩完了*

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我不會只是殺了Pewdiepie

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我今晚會吃了它的屁眼

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Pewd：這....
攝影師：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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*笑*

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(再來一次)我不只會殺了Pewdiepie，我還挑戰他

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*想一下*

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然後再殺了他

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我會揍他(￣ε(#￣)☆

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就像我殺了Jacksepticeye一樣

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我要在決鬥中挑戰他

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然後殺了他

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你有聽過Leafy嗎?

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更像是...

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那個就是他

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我是怎麼叫你回我的話的?(踹)

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盆栽(ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

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你就是個盆栽

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你今晚會付出代價的

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*機動感音樂*

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*舔美工刀*

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啊啊~~~~~~~~!!

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你們會有新的英雄出現

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我愛你就像愛我爸一樣

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基於我在這男人之後的整個職業生涯

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我希望我可以叫你爸爸
我可以叫你爸爸嗎?(o´罒`o)

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*悲傷音樂*
Snake，拜託

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Snake！

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小Snake！

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小Snake！！

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拜託

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Snake：為何我們還在這?只為了受苦?
每個夜晚，我可以感覺到我的腳...

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第一件事，已經困擾我他媽的非常久

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這些他媽的燈光，都不關起來

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*開槍射擊*

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喔天啊！

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他們是用甚麼做的?

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喔，喔...我沒打中

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這不可能！我這一生從來沒有失手過
這麼近?

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他媽的狗屎

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他就在附近

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他在辦公室裡我的技巧比較好發揮

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*吹KAZOO*

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他在附近了

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*射擊*     *玻璃碎裂*

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(´･_･`)

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真他媽做對了

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*激昂音樂*

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我會因此陷入麻煩嗎?

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360度

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*射擊*

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你覺得這會穿到屋頂嗎?

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因為那些人都在樓上工作

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喔還好那是水泥

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喔爽啦，我不會進監獄的，婊子！哈哈！

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那是他媽的水瓶嗎?

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*瞄準*

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*射擊*

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等等我射中了?

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它在漏水！

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你看看！

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爽啦！

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*射擊*  看吧

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*他們問你"過得如何?"*

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*他們問你"過得如何?"*

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*你只能說你過得不錯*

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*你只能說你過得不錯*

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怪獸大師?

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瑞典語：好棒，再來一次啊

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嗨Pewdiepie，很高興終於見到你了

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*瑞典語：去死吧*

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我要挑戰你射擊，誰贏了....

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就可以摧毀另一個人最愛的東西

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瑞典語：你他媽的去死，像是你他媽的真的死了..*哭*

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如果我贏了，我要消滅5千萬....

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的東西?

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隨便，我不在乎

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然後我會殺了你

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如果你贏了，你可以得到我全宇宙最崇高的東西...

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那是...

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從我出生就跟在我身邊的

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喔，OK，(聽不懂)

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就是這樣，要開始了婊子！

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瑞典語：3發決勝負OK?沒有他媽的中間值

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Leafy，我是怎麼說的?我他媽的是怎麼說的?蛤?

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如果你要當..如果你要當個盆栽，
那就給我閉嘴，你是個盆栽

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沒有人會多看你一眼

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它恨我說這些

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*笑*

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你為何不休息3天?*噗*
他休假了3天...

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他做了一個影片說他要休息，
然後他說要休息多久?

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3天?他媽的3天?

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這就是你所稱作的"義務"

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我們不要再對玻璃開槍了

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Pewds：我真的不應該擁有槍
攝影師：對，你真的不應該有

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瑞典語：好開始了

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瑞典語：讓我賞你個屌，你這婊子

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*射擊*

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喔喔-----！哈哈哈

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耶！哈哈哈

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瑞典語：我得一分了！怪獸大師64

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神秘男聲：完美

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你說那是槍?

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來吧！*親吻槍*

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我的第一發

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像兔子一樣穩定...鳥...

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*射擊*

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*惡魔笑聲*

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喔

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喔，喔！在十字架上還不夠痛苦...

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現在你的屌被射了...

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神秘男聲：完美

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瑞典語：我們會拿下這個局面的

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*射擊*

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哇!!

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瑞典語：我射到了嗎?不，三小我沒打中?你這Michael！(攝影師)

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神秘男生：日本(?)

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第二發的時間到了寶貝！
這根香蕉就要變成...香蕉，好啦...

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來吧

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鎖定+上膛

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只要....

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呃....

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*悲傷音樂*
我從來沒殺過香蕉

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這在道德上正確嗎?

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我為何能決定香蕉的死活?

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我想反正我們全都要下地獄了

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*射擊*

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我是說如果我沒射中，真的會挺不爽的

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我射中啦

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有看到這裡嗎?

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這是香蕉的屌

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神秘男聲：完美

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瑞典語：再一次，再一次機會

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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嗚.....

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神秘男聲：日本(??)

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最後一發，如果我中了...Pewdiepie就得死

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*射擊*

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*Leafy斷了இдஇ*

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可惡

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我贏了！沒錯我贏了！

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但我必須確認我殺死他了

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*射擊*

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哇

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*Leafy倒下*

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*笑*

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ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ

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神秘男聲：你贏了！

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*哭哭*

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馬上回來，我要殺了你的最愛

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瑞典語：殺我！別殺我的5千萬訂閱獎座

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現在我要來摧毀5千萬，然後我再來毀掉你

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因為我是怪獸大師64

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*射擊*

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*爆炸聲*

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啊啊啊啊啊-------!!

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*爆炸轟巄聲*

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這是啥？哈！

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你的舊槍

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這真是一坨屎

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*Q____Q*

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瑞典語：請...請不要拍我!!

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現在該輪到真正的Pewdiepie了

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*射擊*

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pewds(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

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*悲傷音樂*

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(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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Σ(lliдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

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Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ)

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*射擊*

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*你說什麼?
嗯，你的本意是好的?
因為你做了*

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*嗯，你說什麼?這全部都會-*

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*射擊*
*嗯，你說什麼?嗯，你的本意是好的?
因為你做了*

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*嗯，你說什麼?*

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*射擊*
*嗯，你說什麼?那是你唯一-*

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*OK，10分鐘了*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*射擊*

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*壓車*