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(Yee)

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Yee

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Why is that out of...

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Wait... What the fuck is this ?

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Yee Pewdiepie's...

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(Yee Ya Yee)

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(Yee Ya Yee)
No

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(Yee Ya Yee)

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(Yee Ya Yee)
Ainsley

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(Yee Ya Yee)
Ainsley !

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(Yee Ya Yee)

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(Yee Ya Yee)
Ainsley !!!!

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(Yee Ya Yee)

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Oh my god it keeps going

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Jesus Christ

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You guys are fucking weird

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Let's move on to what I really wanna talk about today

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Unlicensed PewDiePie merchandise

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Why do I keep f.. What is this

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It plagues the internet

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Every meet up I make.. I go to

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I se.. I see you wearing the shirts

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But i'm like that ain't my shirt

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I found the answer

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Fucking Ebay

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They're everywhere

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I have nothing to do with these... T-shirts

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Although, They look really cool

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I like the style with the .. With the sleeves

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Is that .. Is that like a thing you do now ?

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I guess that if it's on a PewDiePie shirt it must be cool right ?

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You fucking stole my fucking name and likeness

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I've trademarked PewDiePie , Alright ?

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I could sue the shit outta you

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Ain't no party like like a PewDiePie party shirt

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43 SOLD OF THESE !

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What the fuck is wrong with you !?

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Oh Oh, They are reselling my book

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They are reselling my book !

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How dare you !?

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And this is just one of many

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Oh god !

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Internet youtube xbox playstation wii gamer inspired T-shirt

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At least can you make them decent

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This one doesn't even say how many who bought this

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Look at the eyes they are not

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It's the shittiest drawing I've seen in my life

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What the fuck !

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The PewDiePie handbook

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Oh there is only 2 available

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Who doesn't wanna spend 52 Pounds

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"But I don't know how much that is PewDiePie"

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60... almost 70 bucks!

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Julia Be.. Beasley

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What is in it ?

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What is in this book ?

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What in.. What possibly would you need to know about PewDie fucking Pie videos ?

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Jesus Christ

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I give up okay ?

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I'm just gonna sit here

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...

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So lonely without Ainsley :(

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Oooooooooh Wow

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The 27 Success Facts

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Everything you need to know about PewDiePie "Franci"

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Who the fuck is "Franci" ?

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Whenever I think Of PewDiePie 
I think of an apple in front of a book

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I've seen these for sure

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If you have on of these in your closet

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I want you to take it out

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Put it on the outside

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Put gasoline on that shit

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And burn it !

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And don't burn yourself and sue me

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Hey look at these ba..

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Oh look at those .. Wow

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I will take 6

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Okay

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Honest to god If you see..

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Oh 25 sold

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If you find one of the 25 people who bought snapped hat

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And you happen to have a gun on you...

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Please resist from shooting them .. In the neck

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Oh he.. Oh they really stuck with this one

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Who doesn't want a pencil case

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A fantastic gift idea

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*He likes it*

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Fucking pencil case

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Oh wow look at these hot guys

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You can be one of them

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Wearing a tank top

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Like look at that

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Look like the shittiest fucking shit

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HEEEEY! THERE IT IS !

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I actually want one of those

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Oh I can get .. A mini one

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That's pretty cool

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Oooh who doesn't want a customized PewDiePie pillow with your name on it

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I mean I would love to have one.. Sit on PewDiePie

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You wanna sit on PewDiePie ?

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That is a great image

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Zoella looks fantastic

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Oh my god ! You can get a replica Play Button

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I will get one .. One in blue

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That's pretty cool

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Now I can finally replace the shitty one YouTube sent me

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That's awesome !

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For only 65 bucks

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A Call of Duty Professional/YouTubers signed hoodie

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For only.. 4000$

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Oh Wow !

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Who do we have here?

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Of course we have...

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Is that Keem !?

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Is that Keemstar ?

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That's ...

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That's Keem...

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Keemstar !

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A keemstar signed hoodie

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Ooooooh myyyy god

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Take all my money

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I AM BUYING THIS SHIT

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Who doesn't want .. That !?

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Nooo...

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*desperation*

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Red Bubble

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Notoriously famous website for selling a bunch of unlicensed merch

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I bought a thing there once

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And it was the shittiest quality

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I couldn't like even wear it once

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Aaaah .. But I really appreciate the fact that if you search PewDiePie and scroll down

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This picture comes up

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Because I would rather buy this

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Than any of that other fucking shit

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Hey you can get it as a baseball sleeve

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That's .. I mean that looks good right ?

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That that that .. That looks real fucking nice, Doesn't it ?

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My sig.. My driver license

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From Gothenburg Sweden

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Got my birth date and everything

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I wonder if i use this one .. It would work

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But this is the absolute fucking worse thing I've ever seen

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This shit .. Uuuuugh

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Broarmy .. Uuuugh

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Oh god

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Uuuuugh

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Wait a minute

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This is my merch

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*barely cross-eyed pewds questioning his existence*

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Uuuum

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If you buy unlicensed PewDiePie merch

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I don't really care that much

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I just think it sucks because you get such a shitty product

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I really wanna redo my merch

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I want it to be something that not just you would wear but wanna wear

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And I don't think that's..

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That is definitely not the case here I think

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Please if you want some PewDiePie merch

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Let me know maybe you don't care

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I don't care if you don't care

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But i wanna make something cool

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Uuuum

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Because really merch is probably one of the thing.. Ways to support whoever you watch on YouTube

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Aaaand aaaah

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That's it for me for now

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Don't buy any unlicensed merch

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Even though I said I don't care, I do care

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Please Do not , I don't wanna fucking see you

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Ironically, Specially wearing it

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Leave a like for more likes

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And I will see Bros in the next video

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Thanks so much for watching

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And as always

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Stay awesome bros

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Nooooo.. Jimmy nooooo

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Now it's time for father son bonding

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BOND WITH ME JIMMY

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It's the pizza

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There's a lot of pizza

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Great.

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The pizza is aggressive

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Oh shit !

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"The pizza is aggressive" !

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Oh shit.

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Don't you just hate when your dad dies from an aggressive pizza

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Just another day in the life of Jimmy Neutron