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Smash or pass. What a great idea of a video!

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I'm sure that's not going to have any consequences whatsoever personally or online.

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Obviously it's not going to be awkward when i meet these people in real life after I've judged them about whether or not i'd love to shove my monster sized penis into them.

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Yeah such a fucking good idea for anyone over the age of 16 or any fucking age at all.

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It's smash, marry or sell to slavery. (totally not racist) That's how it goes.

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I didn't make this list by the way keep in mind

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(gross fucking ear wax sound)

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Nothing personal, by the way

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Let's just take this step by step

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Here we go

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Jackspidicey

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Starting off strong

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*Stares deep into your soul, so much so that you feel... sleepy? Your eyes fell heavy. VERY heavy. Jackspidicey knows all your secrets. He knows all your knowledge. He knows how much you love your mum. But he is sucking all that knowledge out of you, so that you start to fall asleep...

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UUUMMMMM

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Hard pass

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Tanna Mongoul?

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Pewds is trying to process... This may take a moment...

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Sell to slavery

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Oh my god!!

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Tana what are you doing?

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How DARE you call me that word!!!

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I'm above that!

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Okay!

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I don't use that, i don't say the "N" word.

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I'm above that!

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SSSniperwolf

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I would give her...

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The armac fatality

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Well what can i say i'm into kinky shit!

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Jessica Nigrey

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More like Jessica......

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Wait for it...

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Nogrey! (roasted)

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Sell that bitch to slavery!!!

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I'm sorry

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I mean sell that lady to slavery!

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Markipoo!

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I would give the fattest dick

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I would love to have a non-sexual relationship with him

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Where we just Eskimo kiss

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And sometimes finger eachother's bumholes cuz he's into kinky shit apparently.

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KSI!!!

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Sell to slavery!!!

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Oh, wait...

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KSIRAGEQUITS!!!

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Dan and Phil

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This is fun

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I'm just judging the fuck outta people

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Let's see here

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Hmmm

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I would sell to slavery!!

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Actually i would marry phil

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He seems lovely

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Dan however (dan RUN)

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YEAH, SELLTOSLAVERY!!!

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Heyyy, I'm in there!!!

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Ohohohohoho

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What can i say?

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I would give the fattest dick

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Super woman!

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Would smash!

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With a sledgehammer!

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*Why can't we be friends song plays because pewds has no friends

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Why does everyone have it against me

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IDU

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yOu DoNt UnDeRsTaNd

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Papu frankuu

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Wait a second... Who ARE you???

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Sexy phil

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We need a serious talk about you and your username

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I would pretend to befriend you and then just stab you in the back

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Zoella

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Scorpian fatality

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I would have her write my book

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My next book

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I will have her write it

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Keemstar

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Sell to slavery, wait what

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Oh Keemstar :)

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Sell to slavery!!!

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*Phone rings*

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Hello?

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Alex?

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Yeah he's on the market now

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Got a good price for you

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18

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nononono

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Goddammit

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Jenna Marbles

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I would smash

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That like button

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Love her videos ;)

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I'm sweating!

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Marzia please

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Marina Joyce

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I would dance

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Zoey Burgerrrrrrrrrrr

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I would... Uhhhh

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Drink cyanide with her

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Ricegum

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Sell to slavery!

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Wait no actually

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Didn't he recently get exposed for having like a ghostriders or something

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Didn't he get exposed for view botting aswell

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And then there's all the fouseytube shit aswwell

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He's getting exposed for everything

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What's next

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He's not asian

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He's actually white

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Marzia

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*Thinks about how to word this properly...*

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That's easy...

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PASSSSSS!!!

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FAKEMARZIA?!

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SMAASSSHHH

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Im so fucking hard!!

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Look at that bitch!

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I would take that white bitch to starbucks and fuck her all night

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Sorry what happened?

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That was smash or pass

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Would you smash or pass me?

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Leave a comment down below what you would do to me ;)

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Watch another video

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