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Smash or Pass?

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What a great idea of a video.

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I'm sure that's not going to have any consequences whatsoever.

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Personally or online.

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Uh

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You know it's not going to be awkward when I meet these people in real life.

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After I judged them whether I would stick my dick in them or not.

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I think, you know, this is such a fucking good idea.

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For anyone over the age of fucking sixteen or, or

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or any fucking age of that matter to me.

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It's smash, marry, or sell to slavery. That's how it goes.

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I didn't make this list by the way so uh, keep in, keep in mind

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*Squishy*

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Uh, nothing personal, okay?

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Let's take it step by step.

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Here we go.

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Jack Spedicy.

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Starting off strong.

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Uhmmm

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Hard pass, hard pass.

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Tana Mongeau.

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Sell to slavery.

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Tana: You fucking n*gger

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OH MY GOD. TANA WHAT ARE YOU- HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT WORD. IM ABOVE THAT, OKAY? I DONT SAY THE N WORD *LIES*

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Ssniperwolf

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uhhhhhhhhhh

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*thinking*

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I would give here the Ermac Fatality

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*Kinky shit*

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What can I say, I'm into kinky shit

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Jessica Nigiri

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More like, Jessicaaa, uhhh,

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NOGRI

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SELL DAT BITCH TO SLAVERYYY

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*Much Better :)* I'm kidding i'm sorry i mean SELL THAT LADY TO SLAVERYYY

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*propaganda*

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MARKIPLIER (We need another fanfic read!)

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I would give the fattest dick

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I would love to have a non-sexual relationiship with mark where

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We just eskimo kiss (Shipping intesifies) and sometime finger each others butthole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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KSI

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SELL TO SLAVERRYYY

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Oh, (rip headphone users)

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*KSI sound*

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Dan and Phil- This is fun, im enjoying this just judging the fuck out of people

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lets see here, dan and phil (C H I L D R E N) hmmmmm

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I would SELL THEM TO SLAVERYYY PLEASE

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Actually I would marry Phil, (Take a ticket and wait your turn Poods)

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he seems lovely (Let's set sail)

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uhhhh dan however, uh hehe yaaa

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SELL DAN TO SLAVERYYYYYY

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*Mario power up*

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Eyy i'm in there!

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oh man what can I say, I would, I would uh, give the fattest dick *have to wait a lil bit longer, Pewds; cloning's just 'round the corner ;)*

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Supermom-woman! would smash... with a sledgehammerrr *why cant we be friends begins to play. WHY cant weee be friends why cant weee be friends...*

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why does everyone have it against me? I don dunno understanddd T_T

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you dont understand

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filthy frank

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*pewds.exe has stopped working*

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wait, who's that? (Nice defense poods)

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sexyphil

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I would just have a serious talk about your username

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I would pretend to befriend you, and then just STAB YOU IN THE BACK.

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Zoella

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Scorpion fatality, I'm gonna have to go with Scorpion fatality on that one.

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*More happy music and more kinky shit*

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I would have her write my book, my next book... I will have her write it.

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Keemstar

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SELL TO SLAVERYYY

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oh what-what?

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wait

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oh keemstar

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SELL TO SLAVERYYYY

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*gets interrupted by phone, rude*

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hello?

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Alex, yayayay he's on the market now. Yea, got her, got a good price for ya. 18. NONONONONONONONO DON'T HANG UP GOD DANG IT.

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Jenna Marbles

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I WOULD SMASHSHHH that like button haha love her videosssss

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I'm sweating, it'ss lol I'm trying really harddd Marzia pleaseeeee

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MARINA JOYCE

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I would dance, I would dance with Marina

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Zoey BURGERRRRRRrRrRrRr

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I would uh, I would umm, DRINK CYANIDE WITH ZOEY

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RiceGummmm

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SELL TO SLAVERYYYYYYY

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wait, no actually, didn't he recently get exposed for having a ghostwriter for all his diss tracks

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didn't he get exposed for viewbotting as well?

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then there's the whole fouseytube thing that happened

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he's getting exposed for everything, what's next, he's not asian, he's actually white? (oh shiet)

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Marzia (yesssssss)

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*dank af music starts*

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oh, well, that's easy.

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PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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FAKE MARZIA

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SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SMAHSSSSHSHSHSSSHSHSHSH

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SMASH IJSUDHLSAUDHSJGHSKGHADUGSLUGSGYUDSUOASO

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SO FUCKING HARD

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LOOK AT THAT BITCH

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I WOULD TAKE THAT WHITEE BIATCH TO STARBUCKSSSS AND THROATFUCK THAT BITCH ALL FUCKING NIGHT.

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Sorry, what happened?

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That was Smash or Pass,

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Would you smash or pass me *hehe*

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leave a comment down below what you would do

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To this face.

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watch another video, that way, this video will get more promotion

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it's how the algorithm works

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Don't like the video

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fucking don't.

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STOP.

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just click here.

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GO

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JUST GOOO *DO IT*

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GOOOOOOOO

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FUUUUU