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Smash o pass. Isang magandang ideya para sa isang video!

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Sigurado ako na walang masamang kahihinatnan o kung ano man ito sa personal o online.

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Sigurado namang hindi magiging nakakahiya kapag nakasalubong ko sila sa totoong buhay pagkatapos kong pagdesisyonan kung gusto ko ba iduldol ang dambuhala kong tite sa kanila.

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Oo gago napakagandang ideya para sa mga edad na 16 o puta kahit anong edad na.

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Smash, pakasalan o ibenta sa pagka-alipin (siguradong hindi rasista) Ganun sya.

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Siya nga pala, hindi ko ginawa yung listahan, tandaan

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(nakakadiring tanginang tunog ng tutuli)

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Siya nga pala, walang personal

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Gawin na lang natin ng hakbang-hakbang

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Tara na!

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Jackspidicey

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Malakas na simula

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*Titig na malalim sa iyong kaluluwa, sobra hanggang sa... antukin ka? Bumagsak ang mabibigat mong mata. SOBRANG bigat. Alam ni Jackspidicey ang lahat ng sikreto mo. Alam nya lahat ng alam mo. Alam nya kung gano mo kamahal ang ina mo. Pero hinihigop niya lahat ng kaalaman na iyon sa iyo, para makatulog ka...

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UUUMMMMM

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Matigas na Pass

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Tanna Mongoul?

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Pinoproseso pa ni Pewd... Baka matagalan ito...

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Ibenta sa pagka-alipin

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Oh diyos ko!!

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Tana, anong-

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napakalakas ng loob mo na tawagin ako ng ganyan!!!

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Mas mataas pa ko dun!

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Okay!

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Di ko ginagamit yu-, Diko sinasabi ang salitang "N".

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Mas mataas pa ko dun!

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SSSniperwolf

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Nagkakarga...

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Bibigyan ko sya...

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Ang armac na fatality

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Bweno ano masasabi ko, in ako sa kinky shit!

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Jessica Nigrey

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Parang Jessica......

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Hintayin mo...

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Nogrey! (JAKNHDKHNAJISBN)

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Ibenta ang puta na yan sa pagka-alipin!!!

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Pasensya na

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Ibig ko sabihin ibenta yang babae sa pagka-alipin!

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Markipoo!

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Ibibigay ko ang pinakamatabang tite

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Gugustuhin ko magkaroon ng di-sexual na relasyon kasama sya

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Kung saan kami ay Eskimo kiss lamang.

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At minsan fingerin ang pwetan namin kasi mukhang in siya sa kinky shit

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KSI!!!

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Ibenta sa pagka-alipin!!!

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Oh, teka...

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KSIMANLYTITSCREAM!!!

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Si Dan at si Phil

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Masaya to, nag-eenjoy ako dito

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hinahatulan ko lang ang puta sa mga tao

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tingnan natin

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Hmmm

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Ibebenta ko sa pagka-alipin

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pero papakasalan ko si Phil

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Mukha syang kaibig-ibig

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Pero si Dan (takbooooo DAAAANN)

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OO, IBENTASAPAGKA-ALIPIN!!!

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Uyyy, nandiyan ako!!!

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Oh-ohoho-ohoho

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Ano ba masasabi ko?

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Ibibigay ko ang pinakamatabang tite

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Super woman!

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I-smash!

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gamit ang sledgehammer!

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*Ang kanta na ito ay hatid sa inyo ng napaka-kawawang nilalang na ito na nangangailangan ng kaibigan

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Bakit ba lahat meron laban saken

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Diko-

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di mo maintindihan (BULLLETBAALLLL)

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PAPA FRANKU (BIGYANNGSPOTLIGHT!!!)

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teka... sino ka??? (BITTER XDD)

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Sexy Phil

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Kailangan natin ng seryosong usapan tungkol sayo at sa username mo

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Magpapanggap ako na kakaibiganin kita at tapos tatraydorin kita

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Zoella

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Scorpian FATALITY!!!

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ipapasulat ko sa kanya ang libro ko

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Ang susunod na libro ko

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Ipapasulat ko sa kanya

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KEEMSTAR (Heyyyy whats up DRAMAALERT NATIOOOOON....)

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Ibenta sa pagka-alipin, teka ano

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Oh Keemstar.....

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Ibenta sa pagka-alipin!!!

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*NOKIA!?? HOLY SH-*

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Hello?

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Alex?

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Oo nasa palengke sya ngayon

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May magandang presyo ako para sayo

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18

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hindehindehindehindehindehinde! Wag mo ibaba!!

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Dyusko

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Jenna Marbles

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I-smash ko

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Ang like button

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Gusto ko mga videos nya :DD

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Pinagpapawisan ako!

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Marzia sige na

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Marina Joyce

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Isasayaw ko

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Zoey Burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(awr)

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I... Uhhhh

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Iinom ng cyanide kasama siya

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Ricegum

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Ibenta sa pagka-alipin!

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teka, wag pala

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Hindi ba na-expose sya kailan lang dahil sa pagkakaron ng ghostriders o kung ano man

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Hindi ba naexpose din sya sa pag-view bot

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At yung fouseytube shit din

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Na-eexpose sya sa lahat

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Anong sunod

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Hindi sya Asian (/ O o O \)

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White talaga siya

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Marzia...

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*Nag-iisip kung pano gamitin yung smash

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Andali nyan

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PASSSSSSSSS!!!!

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FAKEMARIA?! (Brad lol)

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SMAAAASSSSHHHHH

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Naninigas na ko gago

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Tingan mo yang puta na nyan

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Dadalhin ko yang puting puta na yan sa starbucks at kakantutin sya magdamag

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Sorry, ano nangyare?

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At yun ang Smash o Pass

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Iismash mo ba ko o Ipapass?

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Mag-iwan ng komento sa baba kung anong gagawin mo saken ;)))))))

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Manood ng isa pang video

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ISANGKALOKOHANGTUNGKOLKUNGPANOSYAMAKAKAKUHANGMASMARAMIPANGPERASAPAGCLICKMONGVIDEO

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Ang caption na ito ay inihandog ni RetroPixelion :DD