WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.840 Smash.. or pass? 00:00:02.400 --> 00:00:03.500 SO offensive. 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:06.120 How could you just objectify people like that? 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:07.020 They have FEELINGS! 00:00:07.020 --> 00:00:07.520 *Young pewds crying.* 00:00:07.520 --> 00:00:10.460 All these youtubers doing ''Smash or Pass" challenges. 00:00:13.200 --> 00:00:15.020 Something I would never do. 00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:17.040 Because I am not a hype-o-crite! 00:00:17.040 --> 00:00:18.060 Tell 'em, Ainsley! 00:00:18.060 --> 00:00:20.180 "Doesn't matter even if you have that language barrier." 00:00:20.680 --> 00:00:22.120 Your god-damn right! 00:00:22.140 --> 00:00:26.140 I thought I was gonna... react to these smash or pass challenges. 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:27.200 To SHAME them! 00:00:27.460 --> 00:00:28.260 So they know...... 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:29.400 That I know... 00:00:29.840 --> 00:00:31.140 What THEY did. 00:00:31.380 --> 00:00:33.400 I just wanna know if they wanna smash. 00:00:33.400 --> 00:00:33.900 Ya know? 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:34.980 If they're interested or not. 00:00:34.980 --> 00:00:35.540 Here we go! 00:00:35.540 --> 00:00:38.580 CSG: Number One, PewDiePie. Pewdiepie, would you, would you...? 00:00:38.580 --> 00:00:40.580 ...would you smash, or would you pass? 00:00:40.580 --> 00:00:41.080 *Small clap* 00:00:41.080 --> 00:00:43.760 Please... please! 00:00:43.760 --> 00:00:45.140 I've been wanting to tap that, 00:00:45.140 --> 00:00:46.100 ...for SO long. 00:00:46.220 --> 00:00:47.940 Please, please, for the love of God. 00:00:48.060 --> 00:00:48.920 Say YES. 00:00:49.100 --> 00:00:50.220 Please! 00:00:50.340 --> 00:00:50.860 CSG's Mum: I'll pass 00:00:51.020 --> 00:00:51.680 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! XD 00:00:51.680 --> 00:00:53.200 "Ah so-" NO! "-attractive!" 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:54.360 "...and believe me." Shut up. XD 00:00:54.440 --> 00:00:55.340 WHY? WHY? 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:56.960 AT LEAST... WHY? 00:00:57.080 --> 00:00:58.180 CSG: Look at that beard, mum. Really? 00:00:58.440 --> 00:01:01.220 Yes, look at that beard! CSG: What? Your n- Are you gonna pass? 00:01:01.460 --> 00:01:02.380 CSG's Mum: I'm gonna pass. 00:01:02.380 --> 00:01:02.880 CSG: Alright.. 00:01:11.240 --> 00:01:14.020 You tell me right now, it's-tha-that's a smash face! 00:01:14.020 --> 00:01:16.120 I could tell a smash face from MILES away 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:17.340 Holy shit! 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:19.540 Comedy-shortsgamer's dad... 00:01:20.340 --> 00:01:22.760 is, a... homosexian... 00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:29.600 *Romantic music* 00:01:29.900 --> 00:01:33.940 CSG: *Chuckles* You gonna pass? CSG's Mum: I'm definitely gonna pass. CSG: Your gonna pass? 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:34.900 CSG:All right... Okay. 00:01:37.320 --> 00:01:37.840 SAD. 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:39.200 I'm just SAD. 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:40.800 It makes me SAD. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:43.020 Ok, what about jacksepticeye? 00:01:43.020 --> 00:01:43.660 Would she... 00:01:43.660 --> 00:01:44.920 If she smashes jack... 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:46.020 I'm gonna cry forever. 00:01:46.180 --> 00:01:47.380 CSG: Jack-septiceye. 00:01:47.380 --> 00:01:49.540 Would you smash, or w-woul-would you pass? 00:01:49.580 --> 00:01:51.740 CSG's Mum: Pass. CSG: Why are- are you gonna pass? Why? 00:01:51.960 --> 00:01:56.320 CSG: Why, why? Is it because he's got green hair? CSG's Mum: It's not even that he's got green hair 00:01:56.420 --> 00:01:57.100 CSG's mum: It's just... 00:01:57.380 --> 00:01:58.920 I don't think that... will it- 00:01:59.080 --> 00:02:00.520 I don't think that we would even get along. 00:02:00.520 --> 00:02:01.140 KSG: *Laughs-* 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:01.720 Pewds: *Laughs* 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:03.560 *large inhale* 00:02:03.740 --> 00:02:04.980 ROAS-TED! 00:02:05.300 --> 00:02:07.100 The man, the myth, the legend! 00:02:07.100 --> 00:02:08.040 [Guy] He fuckin' roasted me. [Pewds] Oh yeah! 00:02:08.600 --> 00:02:09.920 [Woman] PewDiePie! I like him. 00:02:09.180 --> 00:02:09.860 pewdiepie, I like him 00:02:09.940 --> 00:02:10.460 [Guy] I'm outta here. 00:02:10.060 --> 00:02:12.720 00:02:10.460 --> 00:02:12.260 [Woman] I like him. He's funny, and he's smart. 00:02:12.260 --> 00:02:12.760 [Guy] Alright bye, guys! 00:02:12.760 --> 00:02:14.400 [Guy] I'll see you guys tomorrow! 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:14.980 Wolfie's mom: I probably would- 00:02:14.980 --> 00:02:17.220 Wolfie: I'll give it to- -felix he's in the vajina 00:02:17.260 --> 00:02:18.380 Wolfie: N-no he doesn't! 00:02:18.900 --> 00:02:19.760 Wolfie: He's too busy grinding. 00:02:19.760 --> 00:02:21.760 I'm... I'm-I'm getting there 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:22.740 Huhuh 00:02:24.300 --> 00:02:25.180 ... Look. 00:02:26.480 --> 00:02:27.600 Look at that face 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:30.000 *snicker* Tha-- She wants it. 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.240 Did you hear that? Did you hear that, Ainsley? 00:02:32.320 --> 00:02:35.400 This beautiful woman... would like to smash. 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:36.740 [Woman] I'm giving him a 10/10 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:39.620 A TEN OUTTA TEEEEEEN 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:41.420 Ohhhhahhhh 00:02:41.420 --> 00:02:42.980 Alright moving on. 00:02:42.980 --> 00:02:44.580 Getting hot in here 00:02:44.580 --> 00:02:45.900 *Laugh* You-your not... 00:02:45.900 --> 00:02:47.480 You are already were laughing when- 00:02:47.480 --> 00:02:50.000 *gags* Lotta clevage going on here. 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:51.480 *more gagging* 00:02:51.480 --> 00:02:52.540 *clears throat* Let's watch. 00:02:52.660 --> 00:02:54.900 *Uncomprehendible* 00:02:54.900 --> 00:02:56.900 Red haid: Yeah, he's cute I would, I would smash. 00:02:56.900 --> 00:02:57.960 Blonde: Oh here's a picture of formonge- 00:02:57.960 --> 00:02:59.880 I don't gave a fuck about all these other people 00:02:59.880 --> 00:03:01.920 Jesus christ just get to me! 00:03:01.920 --> 00:03:03.520 Just get to me I don't care. 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:06.420 [Girls] Hey! Alright. PewDiePie... [Pewds] PewDiePie... 00:03:06.420 --> 00:03:08.740 [Girls] Here we go. 'Kay it depends on the picture that you choose. 00:03:08.740 --> 00:03:10.400 [Girls] He's actually kinda handsome. 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:12.620 [Girls] Yeah yeah yeah, no no no. Go down on this picture. 00:03:12.620 --> 00:03:13.720 [Girls] Could you see sitting on his face? 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:14.500 *gag* 00:03:14.500 --> 00:03:19.060 Wha-- *weird sounds* 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:20.740 [Girls] Yeah, that's him like, now-ish. 00:03:20.740 --> 00:03:22.040 [Girls] Because... Yeah yeah yeah. 00:03:22.040 --> 00:03:23.100 [Girls] Where does that come from? 00:03:23.100 --> 00:03:23.880 [Girls] He got a beard now. 00:03:23.880 --> 00:03:25.620 [Girls] He's got a nice ass beard that I would sit on. 00:03:25.620 --> 00:03:27.940 *more weird noises* 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:42.160 *gags* 00:03:42.200 --> 00:03:45.100 Okay, mo--eheh-- Moving oooon! 00:03:46.180 --> 00:03:49.260 Couple ones... They're always so awkward, aren't they? 00:03:49.260 --> 00:03:51.840 I don understand, look at this guy crossing his arms he's like 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:53.840 "I'm not into this fuckin shit, man." 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:55.460 You better not say you smash 00:03:55.460 --> 00:03:57.880 Is that--is that a racist accent? I just did an accent. 00:03:57.880 --> 00:03:59.600 I can't... I can't tell anymore. 00:03:59.600 --> 00:04:01.000 Wall Street! Please, god dammit. 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:02.980 Oh, god. Oh, god. Put it down, Felix. 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:04.780 God dammit. *laughs* 00:04:05.320 --> 00:04:06.120 Never learn. 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:08.180 [Girlfriend] I feel like PewDiePie would be for ten. 00:04:08.540 --> 00:04:09.580 Whoa, what? 00:04:09.580 --> 00:04:11.260 [Boyfriend] Yeah, so, that's it. 00:04:11.260 --> 00:04:12.400 [Girlfriend] Five, ten... 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:13.220 What is happening here? 00:04:13.220 --> 00:04:15.560 [Boyfriend] So you've got one for five... 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:18.040 [Girlfriend] One for five, one for ten, and one for a minute. 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:19.640 [Boyfriend] Yeah, so, that's it. 00:04:19.640 --> 00:04:24.000 [Girlfriend] Five, ten... Okay I feel like PewDiePie would be for ten. 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:24.540 [Boyfriend] Ten? 00:04:24.540 --> 00:04:25.920 Hey, hey, hey hey hey hey 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:29.160 Don't go makin that.. face to me, boi! 00:04:29.400 --> 00:04:30.480 *laughs* 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:33.880 That's the face you make when you girl wants that Pewdie ass. 00:04:33.880 --> 00:04:35.480 [Girlfriend] Gabriel... 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:37.920 *laughs* 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:39.580 Oh man that's thumbnail worthy 00:04:39.580 --> 00:04:40.220 That's beautiful. 00:04:40.220 --> 00:04:41.420 Do you know how awkward this is? 00:04:41.420 --> 00:04:43.320 Is it really worth the views? 00:04:43.320 --> 00:04:46.220 You gotta question yourself when you're in a relationship. 00:04:46.220 --> 00:04:48.160 Is it worth the views? 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:48.960 Moving on. 00:04:48.960 --> 00:04:50.020 [Jelly] Poodiepie. 00:04:50.020 --> 00:04:53.740 Thank you, Jelly, for uh the flattering picture, ya know. 00:04:53.740 --> 00:04:56.300 I see- I see- I see what you're doing here. 00:04:56.300 --> 00:04:57.640 You're... you're scared. 00:04:58.260 --> 00:04:58.780 You're scared. 00:04:58.780 --> 00:05:01.380 Ugly picture, pretty picture, don't matter. 00:05:01.380 --> 00:05:02.220 I know the result. 00:05:03.060 --> 00:05:04.880 [Sanna] PewDiePie? [Jelly] Yeah, would you smash him? 00:05:04.880 --> 00:05:06.440 [Sanna] Uh.. [Jelly] In that current state. 00:05:06.440 --> 00:05:08.800 [Jelly] With that little crown and pink thing. 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:11.880 [Sanna] Well I know we're both Swedish but I'm not really into... 00:05:12.260 --> 00:05:14.780 [Sanna] Uhh.. I don't know how to say this I-- 00:05:15.200 --> 00:05:17.160 [Sanna] No thank you. I pass. 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.040 *slams something* WHHAAAAAT? 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:22.760 What do you mean... no thank you? 00:05:22.760 --> 00:05:24.700 [Sanna] I don't know how to say this I-- 00:05:24.740 --> 00:05:26.660 [Sanna] No thank you. I pass. 00:05:26.660 --> 00:05:28.560 I'm reminded now why I left Sweden. 00:05:28.760 --> 00:05:31.980 I'm reminded now why I don't have a Swedish girlfriend. *snicker* 00:05:31.980 --> 00:05:33.640 This is all coming back now is-- 00:05:33.640 --> 00:05:34.980 This is all coming back... 00:05:34.980 --> 00:05:36.000 ... 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:39.120 I don't wanna close my eyes. 00:05:39.940 --> 00:05:43.940 I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I miss you babe! 00:05:43.960 --> 00:05:46.280 [Jelly] You're not into what? 00:05:46.280 --> 00:05:47.420 [Sanna] I'm not into-- [Jelly] Racist! [Sanna] Him! 00:05:48.740 --> 00:05:51.260 She's racist. She's a racist! That's right. 00:05:51.260 --> 00:05:54.300 If she wasn't racist, she woulda smashed. 00:05:54.300 --> 00:05:55.460 [Harley] Felix Kjellberg! 00:05:55.460 --> 00:05:58.180 [Harley] Hell yeah I'd smash that. 50,000,000 subscribers. 00:05:58.220 --> 00:06:01.620 You just want me for my... my views, Harley? 00:06:01.620 --> 00:06:05.040 What the hell, man. I thought we had something last time we met. 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:08.080 You know we hugged for a longer time than usual. 00:06:08.080 --> 00:06:10.760 [Harley] I'll give him 50,000,000 million of my babies on his face, you know what I mean? 00:06:10.760 --> 00:06:12.440 Hmh... You want... 00:06:13.820 --> 00:06:16.380 No I--heh--I don't know what you mean. 00:06:16.380 --> 00:06:20.140 [Harley] Grab him by the cheeks and be like "Look at me. Let me see those eyes, Felix." 00:06:20.140 --> 00:06:21.740 [Harley] *Volume increases* "Let me see those eyes!" 00:06:21.740 --> 00:06:22.300 [Pewds] Uhh... 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:26.040 [Pewds] Heh, What? 00:06:27.320 --> 00:06:29.920 [Harley] Yeah but I'd smash it'd be great, we'd have a great time. I ain't gay, though. 00:06:29.980 --> 00:06:32.020 Yeah.. yeah me neither. 00:06:37.300 --> 00:06:38.180 We bang, okay? 00:06:38.220 --> 00:06:40.620 *sings* All night lo-OOOng. 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:43.520 pewwwdieepieeee 00:06:43.520 --> 00:06:45.080 [Boyfriend] Do you smash or pass on PewDiePie? 00:06:45.080 --> 00:06:48.280 Look at that face, Ainsley. Look at that face. 00:06:48.760 --> 00:06:51.120 She about to say the "S" word! 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:53.100 [Boyfriend] Alright, do you brofist PewDiePie? 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:54.920 [Girlfriend] Brofist! 00:06:56.440 --> 00:06:59.000 That hammer is not gonna go anywhere inside me. 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:00.180 Get your girlfriend away from me. 00:07:00.180 --> 00:07:01.600 Control your girlfriend. 00:07:02.440 --> 00:07:03.000 Please. 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:06.160 [Boyfriend] PewDiePie, please get ready. She coming for you. [Girlfriend] Contact me, PewDiePie. 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:09.960 Ohh..oh I felt.. I felt a little sincerity there. 00:07:09.960 --> 00:07:12.560 [Boyfriend] She's probably not gonna ask your permission either so... 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:14.100 [Girlfriend] No I'm just gonna come out of no where and smash you. 00:07:14.840 --> 00:07:16.480 That's called r-r-rape. 00:07:16.580 --> 00:07:17.300 Not funny. 00:07:17.300 --> 00:07:19.120 [Boyfriend] Carley you're gonna lose right now you wonder why 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:20.720 If you say no to this guy, 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:22.040 you're a liar 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:23.600 You're the guy who always says 00:07:23.640 --> 00:07:25.640 "why the F you lying" 00:07:25.640 --> 00:07:26.440 That's you 00:07:26.440 --> 00:07:28.440 [Girlfriend] "why you always lying" 00:07:28.440 --> 00:07:30.440 [Together] MMM OH MY GOD 00:07:30.440 --> 00:07:32.040 Please just get to the point 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:32.620 Get to THE POINT 00:07:32.960 --> 00:07:34.960 I had to watch through like a million videos 00:07:34.960 --> 00:07:36.960 just to get to my part alright 00:07:36.960 --> 00:07:37.460 ok carly 00:07:37.520 --> 00:07:38.020 pewdiepie 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:39.200 I'll smash 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:47.080 Ha I mean- ha I don't care. 00:07:47.080 --> 00:07:47.640 just whatever 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:48.660 it's not a big deal 00:07:48.780 --> 00:07:49.320 *Snort* 00:07:49.540 --> 00:07:51.540 *Bue bue* *cough* 00:07:51.780 --> 00:07:52.280 I don't care 00:07:52.320 --> 00:07:54.280 [Girlfriend] I think you are hot [Boyfriend] AHHHHHH 00:07:54.320 --> 00:07:58.440 [Boyfriend] Carly [Girlfriend] Hey pewdiepie I know you are not watching but you're hot 00:08:00.660 --> 00:08:02.920 Don't wanna close my ey- 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:05.500 Don't wanna- 00:08:05.500 --> 00:08:07.500 [Boyfriend] look imagine if he did a video on us 00:08:07.500 --> 00:08:08.700 [Girlfriend] nah nah we're just small 00:08:08.700 --> 00:08:09.940 [Boyfriend] you know who else isn't small 00:08:11.260 --> 00:08:11.760 your channel *thumbs up* 00:08:12.080 --> 00:08:12.580 I don't know 00:08:13.620 --> 00:08:14.120 jesus 00:08:15.180 --> 00:08:17.180 I realised this is such a weird video to make like... 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:18.080 I dunno! 00:08:18.080 --> 00:08:18.880 Moving on! 00:08:18.880 --> 00:08:20.880 Right girl: Pewdiepie? I'd smash him! I love Pewdiepie 00:08:20.880 --> 00:08:21.380 Right Girl: So much 00:08:21.580 --> 00:08:23.220 Right Girl: Especially like his new stuff. 00:08:23.220 --> 00:08:24.020 Right girl: Oh, I love you. 00:08:24.020 --> 00:08:24.640 Pewds: Huh. 00:08:24.640 --> 00:08:25.500 Right girl: 18 *N word* 00:08:25.500 --> 00:08:27.900 Ha, What?! Hahahaha... 00:08:27.900 --> 00:08:29.080 Right girl: 18 *N word* 00:08:29.140 --> 00:08:30.480 Both: *Laughter* 00:08:31.340 --> 00:08:32.620 Right girl: That's my favorite thing in the world! 00:08:33.340 --> 00:08:35.420 Right girl: People were so upset about that. Like, I don't mind. 00:08:35.420 --> 00:08:37.420 Right girl: Him saying it at all. Like he's a swedish dude. 00:08:37.420 --> 00:08:40.200 Right girl: He not even from america. He wasn't involved in slavery or anything like that! 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:41.600 *Lip smack* God bless you. 00:08:42.040 --> 00:08:42.740 You guys are cool. 00:08:42.740 --> 00:08:43.660 Appreciate ya. 00:08:43.660 --> 00:08:46.500 Ye- ya know that that one actually means alott more to me, to be honest. *Giggles through the last bit.* 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:47.880 Thank you! 00:08:47.880 --> 00:08:48.880 *Uncomprehendible talking.* 00:08:50.100 --> 00:08:50.900 Pewdiepie. 00:08:50.900 --> 00:08:51.400 *Jab noise.* 00:08:51.400 --> 00:08:53.400 Ha, I-I love the boyfriends face... (Gay?) 00:08:53.400 --> 00:08:54.380 Like, everytime like... 00:08:54.380 --> 00:08:56.500 Pewds Impression: Ugh this *F word*-ing white (Bum) dude? Ugh! 00:08:56.820 --> 00:08:58.500 Pewds Impression: Your not gonna want this. 00:08:58.500 --> 00:09:01.480 Pewds Impression: Ughh, pewdiepie? Don't make me sick! 00:09:01.860 --> 00:09:03.760 Okay, well, what's the verdict? 00:09:03.760 --> 00:09:04.460 Girl with no taste in men: Pass. 00:09:04.460 --> 00:09:04.960 *Mic smack* 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:05.460 NO! 00:09:05.460 --> 00:09:07.920 Smart guy: Why? He's one of the biggest YouTuber's in the world! 00:09:07.920 --> 00:09:08.420 Girl who has bad taste in men: Yeah. 00:09:08.420 --> 00:09:09.480 Smart guy: Why'd you pass up on him then? 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:11.480 NO! *Thump* 00:09:13.340 --> 00:09:14.020 *Thud* 00:09:14.560 --> 00:09:15.340 Fuck you! 00:09:15.340 --> 00:09:17.620 Can't just say I'm not your type. I can adapt! 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:19.420 Which hair colour do you prefer? 00:09:19.980 --> 00:09:21.420 I'll- I- I'll go green. 00:09:21.420 --> 00:09:23.520 I'll go green like jack. If I have to. 00:09:23.520 --> 00:09:25.520 I don't care, I have a girlfriend. Whatever. 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:26.360 Someone in video: Zoella! 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.920 Here's the thing guys, everyone has these fucking signs. 00:09:29.920 --> 00:09:31.320 In their video's... 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:38.900 It's like, I'm gonna make a smash or pass video! Ugh, but first, I have to print... a paper that says "smash" and then I have to print a paper that says "pass". 00:09:39.740 --> 00:09:40.900 The point of the sign... 00:09:41.880 --> 00:09:43.880 Is that you both say at the same time, 00:09:43.880 --> 00:09:45.880 and then you hold up the sign at the same time, 00:09:46.040 --> 00:09:48.160 and then you look at each other to see the result. 00:09:48.380 --> 00:09:52.260 and then for comedic effect, your like: Oh! you picked that? and I picked this! 00:09:52.700 --> 00:09:54.700 If your just gonna have the sign. 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:56.220 You can just say: 00:09:56.340 --> 00:09:58.340 "Smash!" or "Pass!" 00:09:58.340 --> 00:09:59.840 You don't need a sign! 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:03.720 How is this not obvious, and why does-why does it bother me so much? 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:04.220 Random guy: Let's see? 00:10:04.220 --> 00:10:04.720 Other guy: Boom! 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:05.780 Final guy: Ima go pass. 00:10:05.780 --> 00:10:06.660 Random guy: Yeah Ima go pass. 00:10:06.660 --> 00:10:07.160 All: Yeah. 00:10:07.160 --> 00:10:08.400 JUST DON'T BOTHER WITH THE SIGNS. 00:10:08.620 --> 00:10:09.760 Dude: Smash or pass into the ho- 00:10:09.760 --> 00:10:12.080 SAME HERE You don't have to have the signs! 00:10:12.080 --> 00:10:15.080 Cleava-I mean Girl: L-He looks very handsome / Guy: It's disgusting. 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:18.240 IF YOU BOTH HAVE THE SIGNS YOU CAN HOLD EM UP AT THE SAME TIME! 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:21.260 AND THEN YOU CAN BE LIKE: OHHHH! WOW, YOU PICKED UHHH- 00:10:21.260 --> 00:10:21.760 *Clap* 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:24.040 Fucking hell. 00:10:24.040 --> 00:10:25.400 Guy: Hey guys! Yes this is my- 00:10:25.400 --> 00:10:27.400 SECONDLY BY THE WAY WHILE I'M AT IT. 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:30.680 If your going to do a smash or pass, at least add the fucking picture! 00:10:31.580 --> 00:10:32.580 Just add the picture. 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:33.580 Just edit in the picture. 00:10:33.800 --> 00:10:35.520 How am I supposed to find myself? 00:10:35.740 --> 00:10:37.880 Gay guy: Kevin looks like he would be alott of fun! 00:10:38.040 --> 00:10:40.040 Just, add, a picture. 00:10:40.040 --> 00:10:41.580 It'll take you two seconds of editing. 00:10:41.580 --> 00:10:43.200 Azzyland: Welcome to smash or pass! 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:46.700 Azzyland: Today me and Jordy are gonna smash or pass YouTuber's. 00:10:46.700 --> 00:10:47.500 Jordy: Yes. 00:10:47.500 --> 00:10:48.280 Jordy: Let's go! / Pewds: All right. 00:10:48.760 --> 00:10:50.280 Jordy: *Uncomprehendible YouTuber Name.* 00:10:50.280 --> 00:10:50.780 Azzy: Ok. / Pewds: *Tut noise*. 00:10:50.780 --> 00:10:51.500 Where the fuck am I? 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:55.240 Jordy: The last one, we got COW-breezy! 00:10:55.280 --> 00:10:55.780 Azzy: Who-? 00:10:55.980 --> 00:10:57.440 Wh-What the fuck? 00:10:59.000 --> 00:10:59.860 What the fuck?! 00:11:00.560 --> 00:11:02.280 YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUT ME IN?! 00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:04.640 YOU PUT ME IN THE GAD-DAMN THUMBNAIL! 00:11:04.640 --> 00:11:07.680 If you don't even put me in your smash or pass... 00:11:07.680 --> 00:11:09.680 Fuck you... man... 00:11:09.680 --> 00:11:11.680 How... dare you. 00:11:12.040 --> 00:11:12.980 Disgusting. (Insert Feminist Meme Here) 00:11:12.980 --> 00:11:14.220 Guy in vid: Pew die pieee! 00:11:15.260 --> 00:11:16.220 Guy in vid: Would you smash? 00:11:16.380 --> 00:11:18.180 Oh no... please. 00:11:18.180 --> 00:11:19.880 Please, I can't handle anymore... 00:11:19.940 --> 00:11:20.900 ...humiliation! 00:11:20.900 --> 00:11:23.480 Your boyfriend and I have a lot in common as you can tell. 00:11:23.480 --> 00:11:24.000 Please. 00:11:24.800 --> 00:11:25.660 Girl with no sense of good looks: Pass. 00:11:25.660 --> 00:11:28.440 Curious BF: Pass? You gonna pass on Pewdies? 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:29.720 Cringy Gf: Pewdiepie!! 00:11:33.560 --> 00:11:39.200 Editing video pewds: For using the mortal kombat theme, for 3 seconds, they thought they needed all the money on this video. 00:11:41.040 --> 00:11:41.840 *LOUD AF SAD TUNE* 00:11:41.880 --> 00:11:44.980 This has been smash or pass! With Kalles Kaviar. 00:11:44.980 --> 00:11:46.980 Your favorite YouTuber. 00:11:46.980 --> 00:11:48.980 Please sponsor me. That would be great. 00:11:48.980 --> 00:11:50.800 I don't think company's wanna work with me anymore. 00:11:50.800 --> 00:11:51.940 I don't understand. 00:11:52.820 --> 00:11:57.920 Please, Kalles Kaviar if you wanna, send me some free caviar at least ya know? I'll take it. 00:11:58.680 --> 00:12:00.340 Think about it, call me. 00:12:00.580 --> 00:12:01.400 This email. 00:12:03.760 --> 00:12:04.840 Bro-fist. :)