WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: id 00:00:00.580 --> 00:00:01.600 PUKUL 08:00 00:00:01.600 --> 00:00:03.900 PUKUL 08:00 LOKASI TERSEMBUNYI TEMPAT MILITER RUSIA 00:00:07.320 --> 00:00:08.740 Siput ini.. 00:00:09.260 --> 00:00:11.560 Gua bisa ngambil.. Gua bisa merekayasa mereka. 00:00:11.560 --> 00:00:12.900 lu pikir siput itu... 00:00:13.280 --> 00:00:14.240 ...lambat. 00:00:14.240 --> 00:00:16.140 Gua bisa membuatnya menjadi cepat. 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:17.200 Ya Tuhan. 00:00:19.100 --> 00:00:22.500 Siput ini, gua menginfusnya dengan DNA gua.. 00:00:22.500 --> 00:00:23.720 ..untuk menjadi cepat.. 00:00:24.460 --> 00:00:25.480 Daripada ular... 00:00:25.700 --> 00:00:27.760 Siput ini akan berjalan cepat, Lucu. 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:29.260 Siput ini akan berjalan cepat.. 00:00:30.020 --> 00:00:31.120 ..di air. 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:37.680 3 Siputku, Hillary Clin.. 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:39.560 3 Siputku.. 00:00:39.720 --> 00:00:40.540 Hillary 00:00:40.540 --> 00:00:41.360 Trump 00:00:41.360 --> 00:00:42.300 Squirtle 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:44.600 Akan berlomba. 00:00:45.780 --> 00:00:48.260 Bisakah kita menyingkirkannya, ini menjijikan. 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:53.280 "Balapan Perahu Siput" 00:00:54.720 --> 00:00:58.280 Si siput akan balapan.. untuk sebuah ilmu 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.260 Gua punya "Pelaut Homo" 00:01:00.260 --> 00:01:02.420 Gua memihak kepada.. 00:01:02.420 --> 00:01:03.180 Hilary 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:04.960 Ok pelaut. 00:01:04.960 --> 00:01:06.000 Ambil Hillary. 00:01:12.500 --> 00:01:14.000 Dia salah satu yang tercepat. 00:01:14.580 --> 00:01:16.800 Bawa dia dengan hormat dan bermartabat. 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:17.840 Ikutin gue anakku.. 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:22.700 Pastikan Hillary.. Jalan paling gak 20 mil per jam. 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:23.900 Ayo. 00:01:27.500 --> 00:01:28.000 Buat kapalnya jalan! 00:01:28.800 --> 00:01:30.000 Kampret lu ngapain? 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:30.900 Michael: Perlu aku dorong? 00:01:30.900 --> 00:01:31.680 DORONG! 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:45.000 Bagus hillary.. 00:01:45.140 --> 00:01:45.900 Bagus.. 00:01:46.300 --> 00:01:47.340 Lu melakukannya dengan baik. 00:01:47.820 --> 00:01:50.360 Lu melakukan.. Lu bener-bener akan menang di pemilu. 00:01:50.360 --> 00:01:53.100 Gua sudah ngelatih siput ini selama seumur hidup gua. 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:53.920 Siput itu.. 00:01:54.100 --> 00:01:56.100 ..tau apa yang dia lakukan. 00:01:57.180 --> 00:01:58.200 OOWWW 00:01:58.400 --> 00:01:59.040 Hilary! 00:01:59.780 --> 00:02:00.880 Dia siput yang gila. 00:02:01.020 --> 00:02:02.380 Gua akan menjadi.. 00:02:02.380 --> 00:02:03.840 OH, OH, HILLARY! 00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:09.460 Itu gila, bajingan. 00:02:09.460 --> 00:02:11.060 Pelaut berikutnya.. 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:12.280 ..adalah Trump. 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:13.640 Dia sangat hebat. 00:02:13.640 --> 00:02:15.600 Dia sangat kaya, dia punya kapal yang mewah. [TRUMP] 00:02:15.640 --> 00:02:17.880 Dan dia akan dikontrol oleh.. 00:02:18.160 --> 00:02:18.660 Pimp 00:02:21.540 --> 00:02:22.180 Pimp.. 00:02:22.660 --> 00:02:24.120 Bisakah gua percayain Trump ke lu? 00:02:25.180 --> 00:02:26.140 Pimp: Pukul pantat gue. 00:02:26.840 --> 00:02:28.200 Gua cuma.. *Ketawa* 00:02:32.300 --> 00:02:34.080 Pimp: Aw.. apa-apaan.. 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:35.960 Pimp: ..yang lu lakukan? 00:02:36.860 --> 00:02:39.100 Tuan Pimp, kau mendapatkan Trump. 00:02:39.560 --> 00:02:40.620 Kirim dia. 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:41.480 Sangat bagus. 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:43.200 Dia bakalan menang, bajingan. 00:02:43.200 --> 00:02:43.760 Aw.. 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:44.460 Aw.. 00:02:44.980 --> 00:02:45.980 Oh, sialan! 00:02:46.480 --> 00:02:47.460 Ayo Trump. 00:02:47.460 --> 00:02:49.300 Ah sial dia tenggelam. 00:02:49.300 --> 00:02:50.900 Apa yang lu lakuin kampret? 00:02:50.900 --> 00:02:52.640 Ayo dorong, gua pegangin kaki lu. 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:55.120 Gua pegangin kaki lu, dorong. 00:02:55.820 --> 00:02:56.640 Dorong, bung. 00:02:56.700 --> 00:02:57.440 Ayolah.. 00:02:57.580 --> 00:02:58.520 Ayolah Trump! 00:02:58.800 --> 00:02:59.540 AYOLAH! 00:03:00.500 --> 00:03:01.300 YEAH! 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:02.520 Dapatkan! 00:03:02.740 --> 00:03:03.720 KASIH GUA SINI! 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:05.520 Kasih gua nak. 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:06.920 Dasar ga berguna lo. 00:03:32.180 --> 00:03:33.420 Gua bakal ngirim.. 00:03:33.420 --> 00:03:35.420 pencapaian terbesar gua.. 00:03:35.420 --> 00:03:36.440 Squirtle. 00:03:36.540 --> 00:03:39.320 Gua udah infus dia dengan DNA gua sendiri. [SQUIRTLE] 00:03:39.340 --> 00:03:42.440 Ada yang bilang dia lebih cepat dari Keemstar. 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:44.480 Cepet banget. 00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:45.520 Kameramen: Boiii.. 00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:46.680 BOOOIII! 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:47.520 Squirtle.. 00:03:47.900 --> 00:03:48.800 Puteraku.. 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:49.980 Ini saatnya.. 00:03:51.620 --> 00:03:52.620 Ayo. 00:03:54.180 --> 00:03:54.820 AYO! 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:56.960 Ya.. 00:03:58.580 --> 00:03:59.420 Kampret. 00:04:03.920 --> 00:04:06.660 Apa kita milih danau terburuk? seperti.. apa-ap.. 00:04:18.160 --> 00:04:19.320 TEMBAK MERIAMNYA! 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:31.400 "Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle!" 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:32.360 Squirtle.. 00:04:32.840 --> 00:04:33.860 Gua harus nyelamatin dia. 00:04:33.860 --> 00:04:35.240 "Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle" 00:04:35.640 --> 00:04:36.980 Kirimkan Helikopter. 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:43.980 Agak berangin disini. 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:46.760 Kameramen: "Aduh" 00:04:47.980 --> 00:04:48.840 Ya.. 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:51.400 Hahaha.. 00:04:52.060 --> 00:04:54.260 Pejalan Kaki: Apa itu bagiannya? Apa kau sengaja melakukannya? 00:04:54.260 --> 00:04:55.640 Apa yang lu ketawain? 00:04:55.640 --> 00:04:57.020 Pejalan kaki: Tidak ada. 00:04:57.020 --> 00:04:58.140 Lu pikir ini lucu? 00:04:58.620 --> 00:04:59.360 OW! 00:04:59.820 --> 00:05:00.520 Apa-apaan 00:05:20.760 --> 00:05:21.760 "Squirtle Squirtle" 00:05:23.440 --> 00:05:25.380 "Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle" 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:27.960 Ah sialan. 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:29.000 Oh tidak. 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.160 Kameramen: Oh tidak. 00:05:33.900 --> 00:05:34.940 Michael.. 00:05:35.340 --> 00:05:37.060 Maukah lu mengambilnya buat gua? 00:05:44.380 --> 00:05:45.000 Michael: Uh 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:46.120 Gimana rasanya? 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:48.940 Daleman lu keluar. 00:05:48.940 --> 00:05:49.720 Michael: Gua tau 00:05:51.660 --> 00:05:52.320 Apa?! 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:53.440 Berikan kepadaku. 00:05:53.440 --> 00:05:54.860 "Squirtle Squirtle" 00:05:55.320 --> 00:05:56.700 Putera gua selamat. 00:06:11.700 --> 00:06:14.280 Kita berlayar ke Argentina.. 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:16.200 Gua dan Squirtle.. 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:17.780 Bisa kembali dengan selamat.. 00:06:17.780 --> 00:06:18.800 "Squirtle Squirtle" 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:20.640 Tapi yang gak kami ketahui.. 00:06:21.200 --> 00:06:23.060 Kapal yang terhebat.. 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:25.520 Adalah Hilary.. 00:06:27.400 --> 00:06:29.440 Dan yang gak kita ketahui lagi.. 00:06:29.700 --> 00:06:31.140 Bahwa Hillary.. 00:06:32.060 --> 00:06:34.680 Akan berlayar melintasi Atlantik. 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:37.760 Dia akan berlayar ke Amerika.. 00:06:38.420 --> 00:06:39.700 Untuk menjadi.... 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:43.360 Presiden!