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[Lagu tema Soviet Red Alert 3]

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Siput ini

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Saya ada teknologi

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Saya telah menciptanya

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Awak fikir siput

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sangat perlahan

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Saya telah membuatkan mereka menjadi pantas

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Oh Tuhan

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Ugh. Ugkh

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Saya telah mencampurkan DNA saya dengan siput ini

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Untuk bergerak lebih pantas berbanding siput yang lain

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Ha!

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Siput bergerak pantas!

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Kelakar.

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Siput ini bergerak pantas

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...di atas permukaan air.

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[Tangisan yang sebenarnya tengah merasa jijik] OOOOOOG

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[Tangisan yang sebenarnya tengah merasa jijik lebih kuat] OGGG

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3 Ekor siput saya,Hillary

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Cli-Eeeeughh

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3 Ekor siput saya

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Hillary,

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Trump,

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Squirtle,

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Akan berlumba untuk kasih sayangku

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Bolehkah kita alihkan? Menjijikkan...

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Akan tiba pada tahun 2017

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Siput ini akan berlumba

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Demi sains!

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Saya ada,seorang pelaut

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Yang saya telah mengamanahkan

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Dengan

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Hillary

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Pelaut, pergi ambil Hillary.

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[ihatemyjob.mp4]

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Beliau sangat pantas.

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[Menampar punggung]

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Hormat beliau

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Wahai anakku,ikutlahku

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Pastikan Hillary bergerak sekurang-kurangnya

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20 batu sejam

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Pergi.

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Buatkannya bergerak

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Apa yang kamu sedang lakukan?

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Michael: Patutkah saya menolaknya?

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Tolak dia!

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[Muzik kapal yang menggembirakan]

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[Muzik bersambung]

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Syabas Hillary

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Awak sedang lakukannya dengan baik.

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Awak sedang...

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Saya pasti awak akan menang pilihan raya tersebut!

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Saya telah melatih siput ini,sepanjang hayat aku.

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Siput ini tahu apa yang dia sedang lakukan.

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Ohhh

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Hillary!

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Dia seorang yang gila

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Saya...Kita akan

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OH-Oh! Hillary!

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[Lagu ganas bermain]

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Dia sangat gila

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Pelaut seterusnya

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adalah Trump.

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Dia sangat keras,

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Dia sangat kaya

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Dia ada kapal yang cantik

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Dia akan dikawal oleh...

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Pimp.

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[Pimp-worthy music plays]

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Pimp,

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Bolehkah saya mempercayai kamu dengan Trump?

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Pimp: Tamparlah

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Saya hanya tampa-*Ketawa*

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[Tampar]

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Pimp: Ow

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Pimp: Apakah yang kamu sedang lakukan?

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[Mereka berdua ketawa]

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Encik Pimp,kamu sudah dapat Trump?

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Bawa dia masuk.

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Sangat bagus

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Dia akan musnahkan perempuan itu!

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Oh!

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Owh!

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Oh,tidak!

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Pergi,Trump!

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Aw,tidak,dia sedang tenggelam

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Apa yang kau sedang lakukan?

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Saya sedang bagi awak sokongan-Aku dapat kaki kamu

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Aku dapat kaki kau, dapatkan dia

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Dapat kannya budak!

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Cepatlah!

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Cepatlah,Trump!

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Cepatlah!

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Yeah!

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Dapatkan mereka!

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[Pimp ketawa]

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Berikan aku benda itu!

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Berikan aku [ketawa]

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Seorang yang tak guna!

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[Musik ganas]

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(Anggapan)

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(Realiti)

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(Anggapan)

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(Realiti)

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[Musik sedih]

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[Perarakan Soviet]

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Saya akan hantarkan..

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kejayaan terbesar saya

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Squirtle

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Saya telah campurkannya dengan DNA saya sendiri

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Ada orang berkata,dia lebih pantas berbanding Keemstar!

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Pantas.Sangat.Pantas!

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JuruKamera: Boiii! *Ketawa*

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Boiiiiii!

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Squirtle.

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Anak aku.

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Tiba masanya!

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Pergilah!

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[Musik epik]

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PERGILAH!

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[Musik menjadi lebih kuat]

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YA!

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[Music bersambung]

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Tidak!

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[Musik berhenti dengan gangguan]

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Adakah kita terambil tasik yang paling teruk?
Seperti apakah-

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[Musik sedih]

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Lancarkan meriam! [Music RA3 bermula...untuk kali ke 3]

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[Meriam menembak]

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[Letupan]

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[Letupan yang lebih besar]

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[Tembakan meriam]

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[Tembakan yang lebih besar]

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[Squirtle pengsan]

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Squirtle.

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Kita perlu selamatkannya!

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[Lebih ramai Squirtles pengsan]

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Hantarkan helikopter tersebut.

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[Sayap berputar]

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Tiupan angin yang kecil,kawan.

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[Sayap berputar lagi]

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Oww!

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Ya! [Lagu Tema Jurassic Park bermain]

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[Pemerhati ketawa]

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Wanita: Adakah itu salah satu bahagian tersebut?Adakah awak perlu lakukannya?

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P:Apa yang awak sedang ketawakan?
Pemerhati:Tiada apa

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Awak fikir ini kelakar?

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[Musik mula bermain]

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Woah?

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Apakah-

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Ahh

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[Lagu tema Jurassic Park bersambung]

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*Squirte Squirtle*

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*Squirte Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle*

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Aw tidak!

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Oh tidak!

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Jurukamera: Oh tidak!

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Jurukamera: Ohhh tidak!

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Ohhoh..

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Aww D:

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Michael

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Bolehkah kamu masuk kedalam demi aku?

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Bagaimana?

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Seluar dalam awak terbalik!

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Michael: Saya tahu!

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Micahel:Ah!

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P: Apa!?

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Biar saya pinjamnya

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*Squirtle Squirtle*

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Anak saya telah diselamatkan!

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[Pengakhiran musik Jurassic Park]

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Kami terbang...

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Ke Argentina.

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Aku dan Squirtle telah pulang dengan selamat

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*Squirtle Squirtle*

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Tetapi kami tidak tahu

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Siapakah kapal yang terbaik

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Adakah Hillary

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Dan kami tidak tahu..

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Bahawa Hillary..

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Akan berlayar sepanjang Atlantic

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Dia akan berlayar ke America

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Untuk menjadi

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Seorang president

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[Musik Epik]