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Localização militar russa secreta
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Os caracóis

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Eu

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Eu melhorei-os

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Vocês pensam que caracóis...

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são lentos?

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eu tornei-os rápidos.

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Ugh

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Uugkh.

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Eu transformei-o com o meu ADN

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Para ser mais o mais rápido dos caracóis.

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Ha!

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Caracóis rápidos!

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Engraçado.

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Este caracol é rápido...

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na água!!

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[pewds chora]

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[pewds chora pra caramba]

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os meus 3 caracóis, Hillary-

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EUUGH

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os meus 3 caracóis,

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Hillary

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Trump

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Squirtle

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vão competir pelo meu amor ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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Podes levá-los? Isto é nojento.

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Em 2017

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Os caracóis vão competir

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pela ciência

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Aqui, o marinheiro GAY.

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Ao qual eu confio

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A

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Hillary

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Marinheiro GAY, aqui está a Hillary.

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Eu detesto o meu trabalho.

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Ela é Rápida.

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( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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Trata-a com respeito e dignidade.

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Segue-me, jovem.

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Verifica que vai a, no mínimo...

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32 km/h

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Vai.

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.

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Que raio estás a fazer?!

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M: eu empurro?

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P: SIM!

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[pobre caracol]

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[eu não entrava naquele barco]

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Boa, Hillary, boa.

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Estás indo muito bem

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Estás

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Vais Ganhar a eleição de certeza!
VOTE Hillary!

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Eu treinei-a, a minha vida toda.

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Aquele caracol sabe o que faz.

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OOOHHH( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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Hillary!

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Ela é uma vadia maluca.

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Eu ia-

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Oh Oh Hillary!

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[Coitado do caracol]

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Vadia maluca.

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O próximo marinheiro...

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Trump.

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Ele vai rápido,

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Ele é muito rico

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e tem um bom barco

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e será controlado por..

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Pimp

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.

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Pimp,

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Posso-te confiar o Trump?

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.

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*risos*

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OW

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Que raio?

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*risos*

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Sr.Pimp tens o Trump

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Coloca-o na água.

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muito bem

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ele vai vencer

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oh

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OWH

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oh, fogo!

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Vai, Trump

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Ah raios, ele está a afundar-se

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O que é que estás a fazer?!

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Eu agarro-te!

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Apanha-o!

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.

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Vá lá!

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Tu consegues, Trump!

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.

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Yeah!

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.

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*risos*

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Dá-me isso!

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Dá-me isso!*risos*

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Sua bosta

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Nós acreditamos em ti, Trump!

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Realidade

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Expetação

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Realidade

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Expetação

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.

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.

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Eu vou enviar...

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o meu maior feito!

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Squirtle.

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Eu melhorei-o com o meu adn

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Alguns dizem que ele é mais rápido que o KeemStar!

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.

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Boiii*risos*

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Boiiiiii!

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Squirtle

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meu filho

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está na hora!

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Vai

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.

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Vai!

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Yes

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.

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Fogo!

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.

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Escolhemos o pior lago possível?

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.

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Disparem os canhões!!

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BOOM

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*Explosões*

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*Explosões maiores *

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Boom

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*Explosões*

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Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle

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Squirtle

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Eu vou salvá-lo!

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Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle

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Mandem o helicoptero

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.

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até a brisa mais fraca.

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.

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Oww!

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Yes!

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*risos*

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Rapariga: Isso fazia parte do vídeo?

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P:Está-se a rir de quê?
Nada, nada.

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Você acha isto engraçado?

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.

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Woah!

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Que r-

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Ahh

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.

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Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle

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Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle

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Oh fogo!

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Não!

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Não!

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Oh Não!

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OOHHH

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Aww

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Michael

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entras no lago por mim?

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Como está a água?

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.

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Eu sei!

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Ah!

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Woa

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Dá-me isso

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Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle

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O meu filho está salvo!

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.

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Nós fugimos para...

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a Argentina. XD

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Eu e o Squirtle ficámos a salvo

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Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle

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Mas não sabíamos

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que o melhor barco...

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Hillary

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e não sabíamos...

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que a Hillary

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Atravessaria o Atlãntico

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e chegaria à américa

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para ser...

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A presidente

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Música épica 
Legendas por Jason Fire