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Melcii...

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Am tehno-

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I-am construit

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Crezi că melcii..

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Sunt lenti

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I-am facut rapizi

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Oh Doamne

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Ugh

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Uhkh

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Acestui melc , i-am adaugat ADN-ul meu

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Ca sa fie mai rapid

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Decat orice alt melc

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Ha!

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melcii sunt rapizi

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Amuzant

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Acest melc este rapid

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Pe apa

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OOOOOOOOOO

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OGGGGGG

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Cei trei melci ai mei : Hillary-

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Cli-Euuuuhghg

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Cei trei melci ai mei

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Hillary

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Trump

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Squirtle

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Se vor intrece pentru dragostea mea

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Ii putem lua de aici? Sunt dezgustatori

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Melcii se vor intrece...

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Pentru stiinta!

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Il am , pe marinarul gay

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Caruia il incredintez...

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pe

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Hillary

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Marinarule gay

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Adu-o pe Hillary!

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Ea e una rapida

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Mănuiești-o cu respect și dignitate.

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După mine copilul meu.

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Fii sigur că Hillary

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merge cu măcar...

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20 de mile pe oră

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Hai

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Fă-o să pornească!

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Ce dracului faci?

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Michael: O imping?

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Impinge-o!

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(muzica vesela incepe)

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(muzica continua)

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Bravo Hillary , bravo.

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Te descurci minunat

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Te descurci-

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E clar ca vei castiga alegerea

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Am antrenat acel melc , toata viata mea

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Acel melc

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Stie ce face!

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Aooow

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Hilary!

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E o tarfa nebuna!

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Vom-Vom ajunge

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OH!OH! Hilary!

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(muzica rock incepe)

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Acea tarfa nebuna

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Urmatorul marinar

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Este Trump

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Se duce tare

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Este foarte bogat

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Are o barca frumoasa

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Si el va fi controlat de

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Peste

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(muzica de peste)

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Peste

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Pot avea incredere in tine cu Trump? (ooooo)

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Peste:Da-mi o palma!

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Eu dau bata-"rade"

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Peste:Ow!

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Pimp: Ce naiba?

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Peste: faci?

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(rasete)

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Dn.Peste

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Il ai pe Trump

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Trimite-l in apa

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Foarte bine..

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Ii va da rekt tarfei aleia!

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Oh!

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Owh!

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Oh la naiba!

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Du-te Trump!

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Aw la naiba , se scufunda dracului!

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Ce naiba faci ?

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Stai ca te ajut

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Te-am prins de picioare!

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Te-am prins de picioare , hai pe el!

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Pe el , baiatule!

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Haide!

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Haide Trump!

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Haide!

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Da!

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Pe ei!

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(Pestele rade)

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Da-mi chestia aia!

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Da-mi chestia-

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Cacatule!

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(muzica incepe)

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(muzica trista)

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(marsul sovietic)

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voi trimite...

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cea mai mare

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realizare

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Squeertel!!!

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I-am dat propriul mein ADN

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Unii zic , ca e mai rapid decat Keemstar!

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Rapid ca dracu!

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Cameraman:Boiiii!!! *rade*

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Boiiii!

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Squertel

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Baiatul meu

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Este timpul!

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Du-te!

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DU-TE!

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DA!

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La naiba!

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Cumva am ales cel mai nasol lac din lume? Adica ce dracu-

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(muzica trista)

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Squertel

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Trebuie sa-l salvez!

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Trimit elicopterul

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Da,da!

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cea mai mica adiere de vant, frate!

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Oww!

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Da!

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O fata: Cacat,asta trebuia sa se intample? Trebuia sa faci asta?

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De ce razi? Trecator: La nimic!

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Crezi ca e amuzant?

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Woah!

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Ce naib-

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Ah!

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*Squirte Squirtle*

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*Squirte Squirtle*

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Aw la naiba!

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Oh nu!

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Cameraman:Oh nu!

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Cameraman : Oww . nu!

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Ohhoh...

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Awww

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Michael

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Te vei duce tu . pentru mine?

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Cum este?

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Ai luat chilotii invers!!

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Michael : Stiu!

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Ce?

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Lasa-ma sa o imprumut

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*Squirte Squirtle*

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Fiul meu e salvat!

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Am fugit...

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Catre Arkentina (Argentina , poate!)

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Eu si Squertel

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Am scapat teferi

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*Squirte Squirtle*

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Dar ce nu stiam noi

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Era ca cea mai tare barca..

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Era Hilary

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Si ce nu stiam noi...

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Era ca Hilary

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Ar face imprejurul Atlanticului...

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Si ar merge catre America

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Sa devina....

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Presedinte

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(muzica epica)

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