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*vojenská hudba*

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Slimáky

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Mám tech-

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Ja som ich zkonštruoval.

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Myslíte si, že slimáky

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Sú pomalé?

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Ja som ich urobil rýchlejšími

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Oh Bože

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Ugh. Ugkh.

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Tohto slimáka som naplnil mojou DNA

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Aby išiel rýchlejšie ako akýkoľvek iný slimák

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Ha!!

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Slimák je rýchly!

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Smiešne.

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Tento slimák ide rýchlo...

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po vode.

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*nechutný plač* OOOOOOG

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*hlasnejší nechutný plač* OGGG

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Moji traja slimáci, Hillary-

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Cli- Eeeeeeughhh

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Moji traja slimáci:

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Hillary,

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Trump,

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Squirtle,

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Budú závodiť pre moju lásku.

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Môžeme ich dať preč? Toto je nechutné

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Prichádza v roku 2017

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Slimáky budú závodiť...

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Pre vedu!

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Mám homosexuálneho námorníka

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ktorému dôverujem

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S

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Hillary

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Homosexuálny námorník, zober Hillary.

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(neznášam moju prácu.mp4)

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Ona je tá rýchla

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*trepne si po zadku*

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narábaj s ňou s rešpektom a dôstojnosťou

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Následuj ma, dieťa moje.

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Uisti sa, že Hillary pôjde aspoň...

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32km za hodinu.

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Choď.

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Ideme!

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Čo to ku*va robíš?

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Michael: Potlačil som to?

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Potlač to!

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*veselá lodná hudba*

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*hudba pokračuje*

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Veľmi dobre Hillary, veľmi dobre

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Vedieš si skvelo

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Robíš....

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Ty určite vyhráš voľby!

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Trénoval som tohto slimáka celý môj život.

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Ten slimák už vie čo má robiť.

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ohhh

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Hillary!

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Ona je šialená mrcha.

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Ja - Budeme...

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OH-Oh! Hillary!

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*hrá rocková hudba*

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Tá šialená mrcha.

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Ďaľší námorník...

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je Trump.

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Ide poriadne,

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Je veľmi bohatý,

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Má peknú loď,

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A bude riadený....

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Pimpom

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*hrá hudba hodná pasáka*

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Pasák,

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Môžem ti veriť s Trumpom?

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Pasák: Udri to!

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Ja udieram iba- *smiech*

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*udrel*

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Pasák: Ow.

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Pasák: Čo to ku*va... robíš??

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*obaja sa smejú*

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Pán Pasák, máte Trumpa?

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Pošlite ho tam.

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Veľmi dobre.

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Ide zničiť tú mrchu!

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Oh!

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Owh!

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Oh doriti!

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Choď, Trump!

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Aw, doriti, on sa ku*va potápa!

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Čo to ku*va robíš?

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Držím ti nohy!

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Držím ti nohy, dostaň ho!

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Dostaň ho chlapče!

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No tak!

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No tak, Trump!

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No tak!!

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Yeah!

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Dostaň ich!

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*Pasák sa smeje*

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Daj mi to!

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Daj mi to!

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Ty kus hovna!

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*rocková hudba*

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Očakávanie

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Realita

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Očakávanie

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Realita

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*smutná hudba*

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*sovietsky pochod*

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Pošlem im...

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...môj veľký úspech.

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Squirtla.

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Naplnil som ho mojou vlastnou DNA.

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Hovorí sa, že je rýchlejší než Keemstar!

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Rýchly. Ako. Fuck!

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Kameraman: Chlapčee!

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Chlapčeeee!

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Squirtle.

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Môj syn.

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Je čas!

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Choď!

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*epická hudba*

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CHOĎ!

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*hudba je hlasnejšia*

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ÁNO!

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*hudba pokračuje*

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Kurva!

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*hudba náhle zastane*

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To ako naozaj sme vybrali to najhoršie jazero? Ako čo to k****

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*smutná hudba*

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Vypáľ oheň z kanónu!

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*kanóny pália*

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*výbuchy*

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*väčšie výbuchy*

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*streľba z kanóna*

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*ešte väčší výbuch*

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*Squirtle bojuje*

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Squirtle.

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Potrebujem ho zachrániť!

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*Ďalšie súboje Squirtla*

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Pošlite helikoptéru

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*vrčanie vrtúľ*

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Ten najmenší vánok vetra, brácho.

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*znova vrčanie vrtúľ*

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Oww!

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Áno!

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*Bystander sa smeje*

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Dievča: Doriti, to je súčasťou? To si mal urobiť?

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P: Na čom sa smeješ? Bystander: Na ničom až tak

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Myslíš si, že je to vtipné?

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*začne hrať hudba*

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Woah?

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Čo to k****

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Ahh

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*tématická pieseň z Jurského parku*

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*Squirtle Squirtle*

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*Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle*

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Aw do riti!

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Oh nie!

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Kameraman: Oh nie!

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Kameraman: Ohhh nie!

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Ohhoh..

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Awww D:

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Michael

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Pôjdeš tam pre mňa?

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Aké to je?

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Tvoje spodné prádlo je naopak!

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Michael: Ja viem!

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Michael: Ah!

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P: Čo!?

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Požičaj mi to

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*Squirtle Squirtle*

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Môj syn je zachránený!

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*finále piesňe z Jurského parku*

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Utiekli sme..

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Do Argentíny.

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Ja a Squirtle sme sa dostali späť v poriadku

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*Squirtle Squirtle*

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Ale čo sme nevedeli

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že tá skvelá loď

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bola Hillary

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A nevedeli sme

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že Hillary

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sa plavila cez Atlantik

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plavila  sa do Ameriky

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Aby sa stala...

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Prezidentom

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*epická hudba*