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*紅色警戒三主題曲ˋ*

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（早晨 08:00）
（俄國機密軍事基地）

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蝸牛們

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我把他們

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我改造了他們

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你以為蝸牛

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都很慢?

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我把他們變快了

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天阿

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矮額

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我把我的DNA注射到這隻蝸牛裡

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讓他比

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其他蝸牛還快

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哈!

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把蝸牛變快

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真有趣

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這隻蝸牛在水上

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更快

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噁...

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我的三隻蝸牛，希拉蕊

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我的三隻蝸牛

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希拉蕊

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川普

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傑尼龜

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會為了我的愛而競賽的

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可以把他們拿走嗎? 這東西超噁的

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（蝸牛賽船）

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這些蝸牛將為 -

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科學而比賽!

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我把娘泡水手

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委託給

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希拉蕊

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娘泡水手

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去拿希拉蕊

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她可是很快的

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對她致上崇高的敬意

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跟著我吧孩子

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確定希拉蕊 -

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時速至少

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三十二公里

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去吧

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讓他走啊！

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你他媽在幹嘛？

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Michael：我要推它嗎？

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快推它！

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做得好希拉蕊，做得好

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妳做的很好

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妳做的 -

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你這次選舉幾乎都要贏了

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我訓練這隻蝸牛一輩子了

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這隻蝸牛

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知道它自己在幹什麼

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希拉蕊！

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她是個瘋狂婊子

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喔！ 希拉蕊！

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這瘋婆子

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我們的下個水手！

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是川普

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他有夠硬

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他非常有錢

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他有個好船

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然後他會由 -

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皮條客領導

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皮條客

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我能把川普交給你嗎?

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皮條客：打我的屁屁

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我只打... *笑*

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皮條客：你他媽

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皮條客：在做什麼?

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皮條客先生

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你拿著川普

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送他下去

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非常好

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他會打爆那個婊子

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喔!

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喔!

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喔幹!

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出發吧川普

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喔幹，他在下沉！

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你他媽到底在幹嘛?

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我來幫你一下

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我抓住你的腿了!

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我抓住你的腿了! 抓住它

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抓住它

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快點！

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快點川普！

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快點！

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耶！

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追上她

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給我拿來

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給我拿來

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你這垃圾

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我要送出

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我的最終

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成就

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傑尼龜

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我已經給他注入我的DNA

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有人說，他比Keemstar更快

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他媽的超快

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傑尼龜

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我的兒子

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是時候了

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出發

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出發

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讚啦！

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幹！

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我們是選了靠北爛的湖嗎？是怎樣？

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發射大砲!

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傑尼龜

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我必須要救他！

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派出直升機

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好！

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路人：這是照劇本走嗎？為什麼?

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- 你在笑甚麼？
- 沒啊

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你覺得這好笑嗎?

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三小

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喔幹

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喔不

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Micheal

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你會為了我下水嗎?

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怎麼樣

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你的內褲穿反了

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Michael：我知道

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什麼？！

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借我一下

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我兒子獲救了

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我們逃到了...

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阿根廷

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我和傑尼龜

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安全地回去了

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但我們不知道的是

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最棒的船 -

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是希拉蕊

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而且我們不知道的是

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希拉蕊

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會橫渡大西洋

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她會航行到美國

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成為

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總統！