WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.220 "You may have seen a few people test Flex Seal™ on a bucket!" 00:00:03.740 --> 00:00:04.240 "UGHH!!" 00:00:04.680 --> 00:00:06.240 argh... argghh...... 00:00:06.240 --> 00:00:06.800 [alarm] 00:00:06.800 --> 00:00:08.800 "URGH!!" 00:00:09.540 --> 00:00:10.320 Say it, Phil. 00:00:11.020 --> 00:00:11.580 Say it. 00:00:11.580 --> 00:00:12.740 "THASALLOTTADAMAGE" 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:13.380 Ooohhh 00:00:13.460 --> 00:00:14.280 "HOWBOUTALILMOAR!?" 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:15.460 Okay. 00:00:15.460 --> 00:00:17.460 [THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT] 00:00:17.460 --> 00:00:19.060 [wicked smile on face] 00:00:19.060 --> 00:00:22.020 *Rubbing a censored something* 00:00:22.020 --> 00:00:24.020 [alarm] 00:00:24.180 --> 00:00:25.820 Wow, Phil that looks like-- 00:00:25.820 --> 00:00:27.480 "NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAAAMAGE!" 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:29.880 A LOT of damage, thank you, everybody. 00:00:29.880 --> 00:00:32.320 That's right I'm-- Jesus Christ.. 00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:35.520 Well, I'm making a video on Flex Tape™, that's right. 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:37.340 I'm the first one to I've ever done so. 00:00:37.340 --> 00:00:41.820 Thank you for recognizing the fact that I'm coming up with new original ideas. What is he gonna-- 00:00:41.820 --> 00:00:42.480 *stutters* 00:00:42.480 --> 00:00:44.580 Do next, who knows? 00:00:44.580 --> 00:00:49.980 No, for real, check out JonTron's video. He did a video on Flex Tape™. It got a couple views. 00:00:49.980 --> 00:00:52.360 I don't know. I don't count views anyway... 00:00:52.360 --> 00:00:54.269 Also, Jon you haven't uploaded in five months! 00:00:54.550 --> 00:00:58.820 Anyway, there's a few more Flex Tape™ videos to review everybody. 00:00:58.820 --> 00:00:59.380 Hooray! 00:00:59.380 --> 00:01:01.229 So, let's go through them. Yeah, that's.. 00:01:01.229 --> 00:01:03.229 [tries to find the right words] 00:01:03.309 --> 00:01:04.660 What else are you gonna do on a... 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:08.840 Whatever day this comes out? 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:12.760 Now, in case you're not familiar with the... The great world of the Flex Tape™, 00:01:13.160 --> 00:01:15.000 Let me do a quick rundown. 00:01:15.520 --> 00:01:16.940 There are these really over the top 00:01:17.140 --> 00:01:22.700 commercials done with the god of tape, Phil himself, and just to give you an example: 00:01:22.760 --> 00:01:25.020 "Hi, Phil Swift here for flex tape- 00:01:25.180 --> 00:01:27.659 the super strong waterproof tape- 00:01:27.660 --> 00:01:31.960 sllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 00:01:32.060 --> 00:01:35.760 That could instantly patch, bond, seal and repair." 00:01:36.620 --> 00:01:40.600 Incredible right? I want him to slap my ass just like he slapped that can. 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:42.580 slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 00:01:42.580 --> 00:01:45.860 Then I want him to seal my heart with Flex Tape. 00:01:45.880 --> 00:01:47.460 "Flex tape is no ordinary tape. 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:48.100 slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 00:01:48.100 --> 00:01:51.460 It's triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, 00:01:51.460 --> 00:01:52.240 triple sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 00:01:52.240 --> 00:01:54.340 instantly stopping the toughest leaks." 00:01:54.340 --> 00:02:01.149 Now, they always do something extremely over-the-top at the end to sort of demonstrate how- just how powerful the Flex tape is. 00:02:02.030 --> 00:02:04.625 Uh, in this one, he saws a boat in half. 00:02:04.625 --> 00:02:07.449 "To show you the power of flex tape- 00:02:07.449 --> 00:02:13.240 (WOAHH THATSALOTTADAMAGE) 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:15.020 booooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm 00:02:15.020 --> 00:02:19.400 I saw this boat in half (pity) and repaired it with ONLY FLEX TAPE(thats not exaggerate at all)" 00:02:19.540 --> 00:02:20.960 No way that's going to work 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:21.820 Right? 00:02:21.820 --> 00:02:25.449 "Not only does Flex tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:29.580 but it creates this super strong watertight seal." 00:02:29.580 --> 00:02:30.080 Oh, yeah? 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:34.200 Well, I bet it's not even completely dry on the inside. 00:02:34.200 --> 00:02:36.400 "The inside is completely dry!" 00:02:36.530 --> 00:02:40.404 Well, now they introduce a new product called "Flex tape clear". 00:02:40.404 --> 00:02:42.160 Let's check it out everybody! 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:47.649 "Hi, Phil Swift here for flex tape clear. The super strong waterproof tape 00:02:47.870 --> 00:02:50.980 that's clearly the best way to patch, bond, 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:52.740 seal and repair. 00:02:52.740 --> 00:02:55.240 Flex tape's triple thick adhesive inst-" 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:56.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:02:56.220 --> 00:02:58.420 Okay, but are you gonna saw a boat in half or what Phil? 00:02:58.420 --> 00:03:00.920 I don't care unless you saw something in half. (how about you saw your mouth in half phil, so we don't have to continue to suffer) 00:03:00.920 --> 00:03:01.850 [exaggerate music] 00:03:01.850 --> 00:03:04.689 "To show you the power of flex tape clear, 00:03:04.689 --> 00:03:06.920 [is pewds actually their ad editor+director+consultant?!] 00:03:06.980 --> 00:03:08.400 (THATSALOTTADAMAGE) 00:03:09.210 --> 00:03:11.864 I cut a giant hole in another boat!" [wow fascinating! this is so entertaining!] 00:03:11.864 --> 00:03:15.200 (IN ANOTHER BOAT!) "And repaired it with only flex tape clear." 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:19.220 (Wow. Oh my god.) "Not only does flex tape clear's powerful adhesive 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:21.600 keep all the water out of the boat," [his feet are going to stick on the tape at some point] 00:03:21.600 --> 00:03:23.740 Oh yeah? Well, I bet you... 00:03:24.330 --> 00:03:27.740 He would not run that boat over shark-infested waters. 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:30.140 "-But even in shark-infested waters." [I KNEW FELIX WAS IN CHARGE OF THE ADS!] 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:35.460 "It creates a super strong, water-tight barrier that seals out the elements." 00:03:35.460 --> 00:03:37.720 "And you can see right through!" [that must make you feel so excited and amazed when you're running the boat over shark infested waters! HELPFUL!] 00:03:37.740 --> 00:03:39.740 And you can see right through, 00:03:39.980 --> 00:03:46.060 when the shark attacks. Wow. Phil, you're a mad man. You're an absolute mad lad. Jesus Christ. 00:03:46.580 --> 00:03:51.240 "I think I'm gonna need a bigger boat! WOHOO! [titanic's undersea. why dont you join it.]" 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:55.300 Oh, how I wish I could ride away in the sunset with Phil. [i thought you were straight, pewds :(] 00:03:55.300 --> 00:03:57.260 To prove the power of flex tape, 00:03:57.260 --> 00:04:02.569 We seal the ocean. We seal the Pacific Ocean everybody. What is he gonna do next? 00:04:02.640 --> 00:04:07.294 Is there anything this man won't do to demonstrate the power of the Flex tape? [apparently, no.] 00:04:07.294 --> 00:04:08.690 "To show you the amazing 00:04:08.940 --> 00:04:16.060 sealing power flex seal, we replaced the bottom of this boat with the screen door and covered it in flex seal." 00:04:16.060 --> 00:04:18.660 Why would you do that... [pewds rethinking his choice of the topic of this video] 00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:22.220 To show the power of flex tape... 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:27.859 We put a DOOR on a boat. Just to show the power of flex tape. 00:04:28.140 --> 00:04:30.526 But is the inside completely dry Phil? 00:04:30.526 --> 00:04:31.560 "On the water-" 00:04:32.520 --> 00:04:36.820 "not only does it stay afloat, but the inside is completely dry." [did we watch this ad already?] 00:04:37.530 --> 00:04:38.930 Fantastic. Fantastic. Absolutely 00:04:38.930 --> 00:04:40.120 fantastic. 00:04:40.120 --> 00:04:42.800 "To show you the incredible strength of flex shot, 00:04:43.050 --> 00:04:48.830 I'm gonna blast huge holes through the bottom of that boat with this giant cannon. Ready?" 00:04:48.830 --> 00:04:52.020 (A fair amount of damage) 00:04:52.020 --> 00:04:54.020 [slo-mo scene] 00:04:57.740 --> 00:05:02.260 Why does this man hate boats so much? Phil, please. 00:05:05.860 --> 00:05:07.460 "Holy ***, 00:05:07.460 --> 00:05:09.020 Look at all this damage!" 00:05:09.200 --> 00:05:10.260 THAT'SALOTTADAMAGE. 00:05:10.260 --> 00:05:11.400 Wow. 00:05:13.060 --> 00:05:15.260 "Flex shot sealed every hole." 00:05:15.819 --> 00:05:17.819 But not the hole in my heart Phil. 00:05:18.069 --> 00:05:19.503 Not the hole in my heart. 00:05:19.503 --> 00:05:21.569 "To show you the power of flex glue, 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:28.939 we took all these parts and flex glued them together." 00:05:29.699 --> 00:05:31.699 "And built the Flex glue 00:05:31.740 --> 00:05:33.560 monster 4x4!" 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:34.600 Jesus Christ, Phil! 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:37.640 Will someone stop this man?! 00:05:37.640 --> 00:05:39.400 Why would you do that? 00:05:39.400 --> 00:05:41.900 "Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex seal colors." 00:05:42.060 --> 00:05:46.080 "The colorful way to coat, seal and stop leaks fast." 00:05:46.700 --> 00:05:49.840 "Flex seal colors have the same sealing power as the original, 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:55.560 now in vibrant colors that can transform and protect virtually anything." 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:56.740 Literally anything. 00:05:57.080 --> 00:05:58.560 [ding] Your broken marriage, 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:00.460 [ding] your decapitated arm, 00:06:00.460 --> 00:06:01.759 [ding] your depression. 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:05.460 Flex seal colors will fix any problem that you have. 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:08.320 "Flex seal colors thick liquid dries to a watertight, 00:06:08.580 --> 00:06:10.780 flexible rubberized coating." 00:06:10.780 --> 00:06:14.500 Phil, you just made a bowl. You just made a bowl for no reason. 00:06:14.509 --> 00:06:16.800 How are you going to get your pasta out now? 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:18.800 "Just a quick shot fills cracks and holes, 00:06:19.140 --> 00:06:22.740 stopping the toughest leaks while remaining completely flexible." 00:06:22.740 --> 00:06:28.840 I used flex seal Brown to seal up my behind, and no one can tell the difference now. 00:06:28.880 --> 00:06:30.940 Thanks to flex seal brown. Thank you. 00:06:31.140 --> 00:06:32.820 "It's actually liquid rubber-" 00:06:32.960 --> 00:06:34.700 Wait. It's just liquid rubber? 00:06:35.610 --> 00:06:37.804 That's it? That's all you're selling me? 00:06:37.804 --> 00:06:39.560 "Sealing outdoor decorative items..." 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:43.760 Oh my god, Phil, you literally murdered [sad music] a bird just to prove a point? 00:06:44.780 --> 00:06:46.800 You've taken it too far Phil. 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:48.760 "Forget thin, runny spray paints." 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:52.040 All right, sure, flex seal spray, whatever. But, uh... 00:06:52.340 --> 00:06:54.320 I've seen your boat gimmick Phil, 00:06:54.330 --> 00:06:56.190 What else can you do? Please? 00:06:56.190 --> 00:07:00.680 Please WOW me, because there's nothing that's going to WOW me at this point. 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:03.220 "To show you the incredible strength of flex seal, [this just gets better and better.] 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.480 we took this old pickup truck 00:07:05.520 --> 00:07:07.400 and coated it in flex seal colors." (uh-huh, what are you--) 00:07:07.500 --> 00:07:08.260 Sure. 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:10.520 Phil, what are you doing with the car? 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:15.140 "Red, blue and green- It's the coolest sub you've ever seen!" [soon i am going to suffocate, and flex tape will find another advocate!] 00:07:15.620 --> 00:07:17.420 OH MY GOOO 00:07:17.420 --> 00:07:19.760 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD 00:07:20.600 --> 00:07:25.020 He made a submarine everybody. Out of flex seal!!! 00:07:25.020 --> 00:07:26.860 "Red, blue and green- 00:07:27.080 --> 00:07:29.823 it's the coolest sub you've ever seen!" 00:07:29.823 --> 00:07:32.120 Phenomenal, well done. 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:35.340 "We want to know, how did you flex seal and- how did you flex shot?" 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:40.760 "Send in your photos and you have a chance to win the ultimate prize package." 00:07:40.760 --> 00:07:43.060 Wow. I can win the ultimate prize package. 00:07:43.060 --> 00:07:47.080 What is that? They don't say. Is it a date with Phil himself? 00:07:47.080 --> 00:07:50.560 So they did this competition where you submit what you're flexing, 00:07:51.410 --> 00:07:52.980 Apparently someone did up their boat. 00:07:52.980 --> 00:07:56.260 Someone's gonna submit their dead Grandma. My grandma died, 00:07:56.260 --> 00:08:00.980 I just sprayed her with flex seal. And she's just like I always remembered her. 00:08:00.980 --> 00:08:03.780 My favorite flex seal has to be the... 00:08:04.540 --> 00:08:08.720 The christmas commercial, because they're trying to sell the flex seal as a... 00:08:08.860 --> 00:08:10.640 As a christmas gift to someone. 00:08:10.820 --> 00:08:16.540 "Phil Swift here! This holiday season, give 'em the flex seal family of products." 00:08:17.500 --> 00:08:19.500 "Everyone loves flex seal!" (WOW, YEA!!) 00:08:19.780 --> 00:08:22.260 Heh... "Hell yeah, I got some flex seal!" 00:08:22.580 --> 00:08:24.580 Now I can spray the shit out of you, b... 00:08:25.580 --> 00:08:26.580 HYEEE! 00:08:26.580 --> 00:08:27.080 *laughter* 00:08:27.080 --> 00:08:33.700 "And our incredible flex seal liquid starts out super thick and turns into a strong, flexible rubber." 00:08:33.700 --> 00:08:40.420 Wow thanks dad! You got me some flexible rubber dad! I love you Dad! Thank you so much! 00:08:40.660 --> 00:08:42.360 "Everyone loves flex seal." (WOW, YEA!) 00:08:42.800 --> 00:08:44.760 Oh, I kind of want to dip a human in flex seal. 00:08:44.760 --> 00:08:46.680 I just want to know what happens, you know? 00:08:46.680 --> 00:08:52.340 "Hi, Phil Swift here for blast-off: the powerful spray that quickly melts ice! 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:54.260 To prove the power of the 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:58.900 Blast-off, we created GlObAl WaRmInG with the blast-off! 00:08:58.900 --> 00:09:01.780 "Just a quick blast melts snow and ice fast!" 00:09:02.030 --> 00:09:04.030 "Even this flimsy tissue- 00:09:06.020 --> 00:09:09.620 Stays bone-dry with the power of blockout." 00:09:09.620 --> 00:09:13.840 You made a piece of cloth, Phil. Now wh-how am I supposed to use the napkin, 00:09:14.600 --> 00:09:16.900 If it can't wipe off anything? 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:20.740 Innovation everybody. Phil(LIPS) does it the best. 00:09:20.740 --> 00:09:24.280 "You may have seen a few people test flex seal on a bucket, 00:09:24.280 --> 00:09:29.720 But you've never seen anything like mine!HAHAHA. UH!" 00:09:29.740 --> 00:09:36.060 First of all, no. No I have not seen anyone stab a bucket to prove the point of flex seal. 00:09:36.079 --> 00:09:38.659 I don't think that's the kind of thing people just do, 00:09:40.379 --> 00:09:42.040 Out of curiosity. 00:09:42.040 --> 00:09:45.979 "Come down here, look at this, this is awesome!" 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:52.880 That's not awesome, that's a lot of damage. 00:09:52.880 --> 00:09:54.880 [slo-mo scene] 00:09:55.800 --> 00:09:58.340 "Holy ***, look at all this damage!" 00:09:58.340 --> 00:10:03.820 Thank you guys, thank you so much. Let's uh, flex seal everybody, hooray! 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:04.580 *Clap* 00:10:04.820 --> 00:10:05.320 *Clap* 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:11.880 Leave a like if you enjoyed this video, hit the bell button to subscribe. I upload videos every single day, 00:10:11.880 --> 00:10:12.700 that's right, every day. 00:10:13.220 --> 00:10:13.860 (it's) Every day. (bro) 00:10:15.060 --> 00:10:16.760 I'll see... I'll see you guys tomorrow! 00:10:16.760 --> 00:10:22.020 That's right, I'll be here tomorrow, I won't go anywhere. I'm stuck here forever, please... 00:10:22.140 --> 00:10:23.200 ... 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:25.820 Bye. 00:10:25.820 --> 00:10:27.820 *outro* 00:10:32.140 --> 00:10:34.800 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!