WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:03.300 (NICE MUSIC PLAYS) 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:05.080 Oh my god 00:00:05.320 --> 00:00:06.200 Oh my god 00:00:06.740 --> 00:00:07.500 OH MY GOD 00:00:09.240 --> 00:00:10.560 I lost a sub! *laughs* 00:00:11.740 --> 00:00:12.320 DAMN IT 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:16.360 About to hit, very slowly, 49 million! 00:00:16.840 --> 00:00:18.120 Oh my goddd 00:00:19.220 --> 00:00:21.140 Alright, I'm going out for a quick run 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:24.760 I'm really excited to be uhh 00:00:24.760 --> 00:00:28.200 finally working out, getting back on my schedule 00:00:28.420 --> 00:00:29.780 Hopefully, I won't- 00:00:30.260 --> 00:00:30.880 Urghhh 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:34.480 fall again, fucking hell man 00:00:35.900 --> 00:00:55.220 (peaceful music plays) 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:59.640 I just realized how fucking stupid I just looked doing that 00:01:00.220 --> 00:01:01.660 I'm not Casey Neistat 00:01:01.820 --> 00:01:03.500 Let's just get that clear 00:01:03.580 --> 00:01:04.420 Okay, so 00:01:05.140 --> 00:01:06.500 Michael lives here somewhere 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:10.240 He's been taking this shirt game wayyy too seriously 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:12.200 He doesn't know I'm coming 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:14.720 So I'm trying to, sneak up on him 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:17.160 And see if he's wearing the shirt or not 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:21.280 It's really hard to spy on people 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:26.840 Seriously 00:01:27.980 --> 00:01:28.700 I can't see 00:01:30.980 --> 00:01:32.180 I'm gonna get shot 00:01:35.820 --> 00:01:38.080 Ahahaha, damn it you're wearing the shirt! 00:01:38.080 --> 00:01:39.440 I just put it on 00:01:39.820 --> 00:01:40.860 Oh fucking hell 00:01:42.440 --> 00:01:43.640 (demoniac laugh) 00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:47.120 Hey this place looks nice 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:48.800 Besides the Michael-ness 00:01:49.420 --> 00:01:51.180 I'll see you later Michael 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.680 You little, Romanian 00:01:55.080 --> 00:01:55.960 I will get you 00:01:56.720 --> 00:01:58.000 Keep your blinds closed 00:01:58.880 --> 00:02:00.160 I will get you, you- 00:02:00.240 --> 00:02:02.000 (Pewdiepie trolling LOL ) 00:02:03.320 --> 00:02:05.640 Oh man, good exercise 00:02:06.220 --> 00:02:06.940 Good shit 00:02:07.580 --> 00:02:08.940 I don't know what to- 00:02:10.440 --> 00:02:10.940 Gabba 00:02:12.620 --> 00:02:15.260 I'm not the one moving him, I swear to god 00:02:15.260 --> 00:02:16.840 I just wanna be in the vlogs pewds 00:02:16.980 --> 00:02:20.460 I love the vlogs! BIRDABO I'm a big subscriber 00:02:20.820 --> 00:02:23.100 Big fan! I love it, I love- 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:25.900 Ken comes today, he's the guest for Scare Pewdiepie 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:27.640 Woops, spoilers 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:29.920 Oh my god, CinnamonToastKen 00:02:29.920 --> 00:02:32.800 You can tell that I haven't- recorded a proper Pewdiepie video in a while 00:02:35.700 --> 00:02:36.580 For fuck sake 00:02:37.060 --> 00:02:37.860 I missed it! 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:40.280 49 MILLION! 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:41.900 49! 00:02:42.940 --> 00:02:47.420 49! MILLION! SUBSCRIBERS! 00:02:48.200 --> 00:02:50.720 That's more than you will ever get 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:52.880 Oh my god, thank you guys! 00:02:53.160 --> 00:02:55.900 That's cray- that's crazy, we're going 50 million next 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:58.700 Something big is gonna happen on 50 million 00:02:59.040 --> 00:03:00.000 Let me tell you 00:03:00.340 --> 00:03:02.940 Thank you all so much for being subscribers 00:03:02.940 --> 00:03:05.120 That's fucking awesome- I can't believe I missed it! 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.600 I was working on this stupid BIRDABO graph 00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:10.380 I was like 'Does the colors have to be correct' 00:03:10.580 --> 00:03:16.260 (nice music plays) 00:03:16.580 --> 00:03:19.980 Alright, so now me and Marzia are going outside to have some lunch 00:03:19.980 --> 00:03:21.660 And uh- Gabba 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:24.080 What are you doing? 00:03:25.320 --> 00:03:26.360 Fucking weirdo 00:03:27.380 --> 00:03:29.860 Look at Gabba, he's crazy, he's gone too far 00:03:39.500 --> 00:03:45.220 (nice music playing) 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:49.300 alright, finding anything good? 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:50.000 Yea 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:51.760 Are you a nasty girl? 00:03:51.760 --> 00:03:53.320 Where are we going now poods? 00:03:53.320 --> 00:03:56.740 I don't know we'll do some shopping, i'm really tired 00:03:56.740 --> 00:03:58.820 everyone is looking at me i realized i look really strange with this camera 00:04:04.160 --> 00:04:06.680 (arabic music plays) 00:04:11.020 --> 00:04:11.960 Hell yeah 00:04:13.540 --> 00:04:15.160 This is my color 00:04:15.720 --> 00:04:16.280 It's cool 00:04:16.280 --> 00:04:16.780 yea 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:17.680 I like it 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:19.520 Yea , i think i'll get it 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:20.540 Do it 00:04:20.540 --> 00:04:22.460 Leave a comment if you like it 00:04:22.460 --> 00:04:23.420 It won't matter because 00:04:23.420 --> 00:04:23.920 I'm gonna buy it anyway 00:04:24.740 --> 00:04:26.980 Alright i've got a lot of cool stuff 00:04:26.980 --> 00:04:29.100 The problem is i can't wear any of it 00:04:29.100 --> 00:04:29.600 Why? 00:04:29.860 --> 00:04:30.360 oh.. 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:31.640 because of stupid swedish thing 00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:33.500 It's really hard 00:04:33.500 --> 00:04:35.720 To wear the same shirt everyday 00:04:35.860 --> 00:04:37.560 I didn't think it would be this hard 00:04:37.700 --> 00:04:40.960 Especially i like dressing up that's the main thing i'm like 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:42.560 Brad and michael don't care because they are slobs alright 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:44.260 (OMG) 00:04:44.340 --> 00:04:46.420 but i'm a fashion icon look at me 00:04:46.960 --> 00:04:48.800 it's - why are you laughing? 00:04:49.900 --> 00:04:51.480 (poodasaourusrex) 00:04:51.760 --> 00:04:53.240 (even more) 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:55.980 Do you like that? 00:04:55.980 --> 00:04:57.100 I love them 00:04:57.980 --> 00:04:58.780 I'll buy two 00:04:59.980 --> 00:05:01.620 Actually i'll just buy one 00:05:01.620 --> 00:05:04.780 i think someone is jealous of my new glasses 00:05:07.280 --> 00:05:08.240 am i the jealous one? 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:09.300 Yeah you're jealous 00:05:09.940 --> 00:05:10.440 Oh yea 00:05:10.440 --> 00:05:11.020 (laughs) 00:05:12.500 --> 00:05:17.700 (nice music playing) 00:05:18.300 --> 00:05:19.740 Someone's at the door 00:05:21.020 --> 00:05:22.540 Oh who is it by the door? 00:05:22.540 --> 00:05:23.060 who is it 00:05:23.060 --> 00:05:23.560 ??? 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:24.280 (i wonder) 00:05:24.400 --> 00:05:25.680 (stranger Danger) 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:27.080 (laughs) 00:05:27.080 --> 00:05:29.680 that was too sexy for the Pewdiepie channel 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:30.440 hey Ken 00:05:30.440 --> 00:05:33.480 OH hey buddy hey i like your socks they're sexy 00:05:35.260 --> 00:05:36.640 What do you think about my shirt Ken? 00:05:38.260 --> 00:05:39.140 Is it Norway? 00:05:39.140 --> 00:05:40.440 (laughs) 00:05:40.440 --> 00:05:41.300 You F***ing B***h 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:44.040 So basically we have to wear these shirts 00:05:44.060 --> 00:05:44.580 yea 00:05:44.620 --> 00:05:45.740 Every single day 00:05:45.740 --> 00:05:46.940 Michael and Brad has one 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.680 But Michael is playing it so seriously 00:05:49.680 --> 00:05:52.060 What's the point you gotta wear sweden shirts? 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:54.580 cause we are swedish boys in LA 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:56.100 yea 00:05:56.100 --> 00:05:56.600 yea 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:58.460 But they're English, well brad is 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:00.500 Well they're my B****es 00:06:00.500 --> 00:06:01.000 ok? 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:01.500 ok 00:06:01.500 --> 00:06:02.000 (laughs) 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:03.280 And we can F**k with the shirts see 00:06:03.280 --> 00:06:04.160 they did this 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:05.400 They did this stupid penis thing 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:09.860 The thing is I can't F**k with their shirt directly 00:06:10.020 --> 00:06:13.200 So you will have to F**k with their shirt 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:14.080 I'll pay you 00:06:14.200 --> 00:06:16.840 so so it doesn't seem you're like a b***h 00:06:16.880 --> 00:06:17.380 OMG 00:06:17.380 --> 00:06:20.300 This the most money i've ever seen in one time 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:21.100 OMG 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:22.320 There ya go 00:06:22.320 --> 00:06:22.960 (laughs) 00:06:23.020 --> 00:06:26.620 When the time comes you will F**k with Michael's shirt 00:06:26.620 --> 00:06:30.480 Whatever horrible s**t you can put on it, I want you to put on it 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:35.320 Oh well well well look who it is 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:36.520 well well well 00:06:37.140 --> 00:06:38.120 why are you here 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:42.520 I payed Ken to compromise Michael's shirt because i'm tired of him taking it too serious 00:06:42.520 --> 00:06:44.520 Listen, when the time comes -