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* 登登登登登 *

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KickthePj 在哪裡？

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哈哈哈

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KickThePj

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嘿~~~

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我找到你了

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Felix，它——我擦、

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（弄倒玩具）

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媽的

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Felix

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我要怎麼停下w

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我的天，Felix
等我一下

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那個

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是不是

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一個真正的

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1995年出版的、

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菲比！？

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...

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沒錯。

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Pewdiepie--2017，各位。
（奇妙地讓人滿足的1000度熱刀子挑戰）

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（高音）

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歡迎到PJ的

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玩具述評————

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欸

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這不是一個三腳架

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嘿，Felix？

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什麼、

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呃

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今天你為什麼帶我來這裡？

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[呆]

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嗯————
（真的在想為什麼）

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......我想你來這裏

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抱歉

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我已經在這裡

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所以

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今天你叫我來

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幹甚麼…？

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我們會幹嘛呢、FELIX？！
（不耐煩地拍打大腿！）

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作為一個YouTuber

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你要活在ー個高尚的生活中、

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Felix,現在——抱歉，

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譲我來做吧

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（在模仿Pewds的聲音）
作為一個Youtuber

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你要活在ー個高尚的生活中！

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今天

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我們要去尋找

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那終極的

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滿足感 ˊ ˇ ˋ

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我不是

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我不是在說你覺得我在說的

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你覺得我在說什麼？

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關於那一些的…

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（令人興奮的音樂）

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滿足感的

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彙編視頻

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他們切斷－－

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切斷東西

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使用着

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熱刀

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哦耶

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玩沙子啊、

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機械

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弄那些

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對稱工作

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今天

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唔唔！

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我們要用

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動力沙子！

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-在真實生活的中
-在真實的生活中！

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Brad！

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（拍）

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拿到了！

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好的、

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哇鳴

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哦哦哦

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看看那個

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我們就來玩這個

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還是一種顏色

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我最喜歡的

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只是如果

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我最喜歡的顏色

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如果只有他們提供了

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更多顏色

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相反，我們拿到的東西看起來就像

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班尼的屌

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哇鳴

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這沙子超讚啊

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我超——滿足的

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現在 ˊ ˇ ˋ！

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好了，你不要用水

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它是動カ學的

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，意思就是當你，
-啊啊啊啊~~（pewds）

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當你塑造它，你 - 你 -

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嘘、嘘…-你有沒有感到滿足...？

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這真的是相當...

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是啊，這相當地令人感到滿足〃▽〃

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我認為我們需要弄一些東西

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（音樂）

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噢噢，所以你越動它

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它會變得更硬

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... 我可以-

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它會變得更硬，Felix

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你也想覺得滿足？

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你想讓它變硬♂？

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哇！

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這就是我在說的啊，對吧？

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噢噢噢！

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢！

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這是

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喔、

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沒有包含水

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因為

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不需要水！

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哎，為甚麼你不會

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那個、

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投入？

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我有在投入

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（沉重的呼吸）

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沒有人會像這兩個成年男子

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玩孩子的沙子（笑）

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玩孩子的沙子？

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呃，我覺得這説法只是在阻礙這個實驗

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你知道嗎？

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不不不不、

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你需、

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你需要

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把它舀起來

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你得把這狗屎勺起來

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你、你覺得這能吃嗎？

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我首先想到的就是

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把它放進我的嘴裏面＞ω＞

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但我不知道——我、

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（音樂）

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我真的很想知道

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如果你把ー把刀子

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用一千度熱起來然後把它切開

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會發生甚麼事情

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不知道呢

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...

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（更多精彩音樂）

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哇鳴！！！

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你看，它超快的！

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它在發光！

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我會把這屌準備好

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好，把屌準備好吧，PJ！

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因為我快要切了！！

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喔喔喔喔喔喔！

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔！〃▽〃

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-天啊！！！
-老兄———！！！！

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我不能熄火——噢、

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好了好了

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dfshdghfd、

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一把刀子切過了沙子、

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你為刀子穿過沙子

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而感到驚訝？

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它真的要是熱的

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才能做到這一點？

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怎麼樣-

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對你來説

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這滿足感等級有多少？

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呃、

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科學、

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科學程度的

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水平等級

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非言語能形容

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的水平

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的滿足感。

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下一個項目！

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下一個項目！！

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所以，嗯，Felix

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今天你會幹什麼？

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我只是要——

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哇！！

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天啊

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這是從哪來的啊？

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哇

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這些是什麼——

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這些是什麼，膠囊？

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哦哦

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甚麼？

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還有你說沒有很混亂

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可是這已經是相當的混亂

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噢噢

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哦

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所以這就像 -

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噓噓噓

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讓滿足感、

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繼續他的工作…

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喔喔…

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我在享受如此多的樂趣

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與pewdiepie和PJpie的ASMR

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又是巴尼的屌

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所以我現在看到

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你去做了個 -

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那個、甚麼…

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的高度。

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…對，

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是啊

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我想這就是他們喜歡的

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我打算用這個弄個女孩

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你懂的

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老兄

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這是——

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這很美

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哦…

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我願意這個而祈禱

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老兄，這滿足感真的是…

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兄弟你得試試這個

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鳴鳴（雜音）

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嗚‥！

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這是真的蠻很令人滿足的

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是啊

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它有點感覺像…嗯、

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脆米花

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你懂那種，當你把棉花糖

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和脆米花混一起

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就有點像是那種感覺

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就像一隻可怕怪物

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你會在ー個…

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在…

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嗯、

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你喜歡的那套動畫叫甚麼來着，Felix？

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彩虹小馬

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就像是——

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這就像你把一隻小馬

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你把他放在攪拌機

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這是弄出來的結果~

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我的小刀子☆
我的小刀子★

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我們要切斷你的頭〃▽〃

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我的小刀子☆

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我從前都不知道友誼會是什麼★

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我的小刀子☆

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AAAfjdkj

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scgyea（？

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角度

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你要讓有它的角度

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天吶兒子噢噢——

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噢噢噢噢噢噢

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢！！

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-它在變紅！！
-哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦

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開始了

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去剪吧、

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剪了它！

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噢！！

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哦呵呵ｗ

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哇

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這實際上其實還蠻滿足的

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對啊，這感覺還不錯

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我從來沒有這樣做過

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喔，

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美麗

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看看這個

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看看這個。

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呃

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嗷嗷

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喔…

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嚯

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被斬首了

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那是頭部還是

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還是...

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Brad

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老兄你得試試這個

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我是認真的，試看看

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切ー刀看看

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鳴…

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你在做什麼？！

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嗷嗷、他媽的！

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他媽的

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他媽的

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你是在…

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呃、

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沙子、

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那些沙子、

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用那些沙子啊PJ！

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它沒有用！！

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嗷嗷、他媽的！

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呃...、

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想辧法啊 FELIX！！！

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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！

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想啊啊啊啊

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啊啊啊

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想啊wwwww

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我知道了！！

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不！

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不要！

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不要，

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這很明顯是個壞主意

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嗷嗚鳴鳴

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更多的紙！
（啪）

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它融化了

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哦，我的上帝

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它融合在一起

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哦哦哦

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噢，呃、桌子著火了

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桌——

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Felix，桌子著火了

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不要擔心

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嗷嗷、幹

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你是對的

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沒有

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桌子後很明顯是著火了

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下一個項目

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啊~~~~

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嗷QAQ

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從天堂來的

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我們被送贈了個孩子

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不要啦、

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別啦， Felix

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天啊

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這麼突然？

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給它一個機會－－

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説幾句話吧

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-Furby「我不喜翻」（我不喜歡）
-我不喜翻

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沒有、

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Felix 它不喜歡火！

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好了

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最終極的滿足感

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是去殺掉

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模糊球先生

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔

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喔喔好了好了

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再見Furby先生

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我們幾乎需要你

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哦，我的天

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Felix，

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真切天線？

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噢，天、看看那些煙w

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天啊

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哈哈哈

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虐待狂的小主人在笑

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它在慢慢地切割開來

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他的眼睛

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只是在

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-「剛才那是什麼？！」
-「剛才那是什麼？！」

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天~~吶

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站好！！

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你讓這變得這麼難去弄、

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啊啊啊

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嗷嗷

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啊啊啊

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嗷嗷嗷

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啊啊啊啊

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天啊

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站

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好！！

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「好癢喔〜」

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不要抗拒！！

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哈哈哈

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哦，我的天

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他的腦袋正在融化

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「嘻嘻嘻」

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哦，我的上帝

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他快死了

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他是不是死了？

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我不知道

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他還活著嗎？

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不，他 -

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呃呃、

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他沒事

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真棒的ー天

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啦-啦-啦啦啦

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我什麼也感覺不到！

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安靜點，模糊球先生

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哇

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我們

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我們開始了這個

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我們得完成它

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是啊

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我們往下切斷

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切到中間

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這只是一個

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這是一個火刀

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噢，我的天，Felix

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天啊

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一些複製品

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我想看看他的裏面

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我想看看他的外骨骼

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我想看...

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我也想可是

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我想看到的

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“中國製造”的標籤

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嘻哈哈XD

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而已

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繼續

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繼續

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通過心眼

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哦，他現在肯定死了

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*咳嗽*

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我想我一定是吸入了塑料

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看看這從他的大腦

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流出的黑色油泥

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PJ走開！

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他媽的、

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你在做什麼，Felix？

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模糊球先生 沒有 死

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嗷

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確認死亡

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我的刀着火了

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別擔心

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這很酷

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我們應該一開始就做這個

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這更有趣

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比起沙子

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不！

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天啊

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我們可以剥掉它的皮　゜∀。

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這就是為什麼 - 是啊

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我也這麼想

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我們可以把皮

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售去法國

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看看這些煙

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他媽的

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他不會死

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哇

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嗷嗷

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FELIX

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一坨狗屎

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天吶！

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你就像是我的兄弟

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Felix

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你在幹嘛？！

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你就像是我的父親

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FELIX

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那麼，你為什麼會在這裡？

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我們需要

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杷屍體藏起來！

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我們要把它藏在哪？

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別擔心

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我有一個計劃

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什麼

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有甚麼計劃

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這將會爆炸

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哦，我的天

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這他媽的

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Felix

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這太超過了

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讓開！！

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我的天

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你有沒有試過用這些啊？

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閉嘴！

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他媽的

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我們會被踢走

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那就對了

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搞定

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我以為你會負責任的

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我真的對PJ很失望

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我期待了很多

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是啊

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我也對自己感到失望，

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對於沒想到這樣的事情發生…

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出去

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你有沒有試過蹦極跳床？

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呃

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每天

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沒有永不

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它是什麼？

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呵呵、耶

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老兄－－ww

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老兄－－－wwww

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老兄

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這超

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讚－－的ww

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為這部影片按下喜歡

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去看看PJ的頻道

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嘿~~

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這就是我喜歡聽的

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然後看看這影片

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譲我想起這一個

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除了火之外

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老兄，這是個很好的鍛煉

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我可以試試嗎

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我可以試試嗎？

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好