WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.000 **Very Nice Claps** 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.420 Movie reviews 00:00:04.420 --> 00:00:07.220 **Very Nice Claps** 00:00:07.220 --> 00:00:13.200 I'm sorry, ok I'm not plann... I wasn't planning to make more.. *ALIEN VOICE* BUT HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW STAR WARS!? 00:00:13.200 --> 00:00:18.700 OH MY GOD! I'M THE BIGGEST STAR WARS FAN EVER!!!!! (i get it dude) 00:00:18.700 --> 00:00:20.540 *NORMAL VOICE* Im not that really big of a star wars fan 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:21.800 Um.. * think about life choices* 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:27.400 Seeing all the following all the following and excitement for this latest film, 00:00:27.400 --> 00:00:30.120 I was actually pretty excited about seeing it as well. 00:00:30.540 --> 00:00:34.740 But while watching the film I find myself just.. Not enjoying it. (YEA IT TERRIBLE) 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:35.980 I thought it was... 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:38.080 Really bad *light chuckle* (Yep) 00:00:38.340 --> 00:00:39.480 But then.. 00:00:39.480 --> 00:00:39.980 I go 00:00:39.980 --> 00:00:40.480 *GETS A SEIZURE* 00:00:41.340 --> 00:00:41.840 ...... 00:00:42.020 --> 00:00:42.740 FELIX! 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:44.120 This is Star Wars! 00:00:45.100 --> 00:00:47.160 Everyone loves star wars! (with emphasis.) 00:00:47.680 --> 00:00:51.040 Stop being such a cynic and enjoy the film! * pewdipie inside feud* 00:00:51.660 --> 00:00:52.660 So... 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:56.800 I keep watching.. but then, out of nowhere, 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:01.920 comes a joke so bad that it makes your whole face just.. 00:01:01.920 --> 00:01:03.240 *ALIEN FACE* turn inside out 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:03.780 *GETS A SEIZURE AGAIN 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:05.380 NO FELIX! 00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:06.620 This is Star Wars! 00:01:06.660 --> 00:01:09.920 It's got... 94% on Rotten Tomatoes! ( I read that someone hacked and changed the tomatometer) 00:01:10.120 --> 00:01:13.140 If you don't like this movie.. then yo- there's something wrong with you! * super serious Pewdipie* 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:14.060 Okay?! 00:01:14.060 --> 00:01:15.360 *jumble of words at the beginning* There's clearly something wrong- 00:01:15.500 --> 00:01:17.600 You don't know how to criticize a movie. 00:01:17.600 --> 00:01:18.260 Felix. 00:01:18.260 --> 00:01:19.980 That's why you don't 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:21.260 **BRP** 00:01:21.260 --> 00:01:22.900 *imitating haters*Stick to your meme reviews, Felix 00:01:22.980 --> 00:01:24.260 You don't like Star Wars 00:01:24.300 --> 00:01:26.240 So I keep watching, okay, maybe *sad pewds* 00:01:26.340 --> 00:01:28.600 !? It was one bad joke.. *PewDiePie noises* 00:01:28.940 --> 00:01:30.160 It doesn't matter! *pained chuckle* 00:01:30.940 --> 00:01:32.280 I love Star Wars! 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:33.100 Then, another joke hits you. 00:01:33.160 --> 00:01:33.660 *ANOTHER SEIZURE* 00:01:34.520 --> 00:01:37.000 *noises* Oh god, what was that? Was that even a joke? 00:01:38.340 --> 00:01:39.180 What the he- *SEIZURE* 00:01:39.220 --> 00:01:41.660 Ah! Another joke! Ah, God damn it. *laughter* 00:01:43.460 --> 00:01:47.480 You know- a movie has bad humor if I'm the one criticizing it. 00:01:47.880 --> 00:01:48.380 For bad humor. 00:01:49.180 --> 00:01:50.100 movie review 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:52.300 It felt like the Lele Pons of comedy. 00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:57.180 Just uh, people getting hurt and you're expected to go Hah! That's funny! 00:01:57.180 --> 00:01:58.040 *1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER* PLEASE DONATE 00:01:58.860 --> 00:02:01.840 He got hurt. He fell! (i hope he died) 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.120 That's hilarious! (exaggerated laugh.) 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:05.760 I see so many people defending this movie online 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:06.280 des- 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:08.280 despite the 94%... 00:02:09.800 --> 00:02:10.640 critic review 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:14.600 How how HOW does this movie have 94% 00:02:14.900 --> 00:02:15.560 how? 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:19.320 dont get me wrong, it wasn't bad.. 00:02:19.460 --> 00:02:20.860 but 94%? 00:02:21.300 --> 00:02:22.860 Jesus christ 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:25.640 So many people wanna like this film so badly 00:02:25.740 --> 00:02:27.260 and seeing people's reaction to- 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:28.020 eh 00:02:28.020 --> 00:02:29.400 to it, an-and defending it 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:31.400 is-is hilarious to me. 00:02:31.420 --> 00:02:34.900 I found this tweet, uhh and I seen a lot of people say the same thing 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:39.720 Man, a second viewing of the LAST JEDI really did the trick. 00:02:39.720 --> 00:02:42.220 Turned me from a like to a lover. 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:43.520 Pewds: I love the movie now! 00:02:43.780 --> 00:02:47.140 But really, once you've seen the movie 6 time, that's- 00:02:47.720 --> 00:02:49.860 that's when it starts to get good. ok? 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:51.080 *GIGGLES* 00:02:51.820 --> 00:02:56.120 I've seen reviewers not wanting to.. give the movie a rating right away because, 00:02:56.580 --> 00:02:58.380 they want to like it so badly. 00:02:58.380 --> 00:03:00.920 They want to make sure.. that they like it 00:03:02.200 --> 00:03:03.260 *pops collar* 00:03:03.260 --> 00:03:06.820 what movie will you eugh- give that sort of criticism to? 00:03:06.920 --> 00:03:07.600 What mo- 00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:11.900 H-how do you not show incredible bias, by-by admitting to that? 00:03:12.640 --> 00:03:18.080 Like *ZOOMS IN* how- how are you a reviewer if- if you need to watch it twice to give it a review. *ZOOMS OUT* 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:20.240 I've seen some people deflecting saying 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:24.500 Dumb person: "Okay, well if you didn't like Star Wars (the last jedi) that means you hate Social Justice" 00:03:24.500 --> 00:03:26.740 And I, yes.. tha- that's true I do. 00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:30.360 But I didn't mind it in thi- in this film, I thought it was alright 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:33.320 I d- It- it didn't take away from anything I didn't care 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:35.720 It was nice to see a strong female lead 00:03:35.720 --> 00:03:40.380 It was nice to see a mo- more diverse cast, even though i hate forced diverse casting 00:03:40.380 --> 00:03:41.400 I thought it was alright! 00:03:41.420 --> 00:03:47.300 I see so many people doing what I like to call "Twitter Rick & Morty Deflecting" 00:03:47.620 --> 00:03:50.820 Where someone or something is facing criticism 00:03:50.920 --> 00:03:54.840 And it's all just thrown away by nitpicking one of the 00:03:55.300 --> 00:03:59.520 Many valid criticisms it's getting and just reducing that down 00:03:59.540 --> 00:04:01.060 to some sort of lower IQ 00:04:01.880 --> 00:04:07.880 Its as the cast said: Rian treats the audience as if hey are intelligent and can work things out for themselves;... 00:04:07.900 --> 00:04:11.780 ...Some need to realise that the film cannot do everything for you. 00:04:11.820 --> 00:04:17.240 *Intelligent Pewds* To be fair you need extremely high level of IQ *breathes in* to understand Star Wars (the last jedi) 00:04:17.580 --> 00:04:21.440 When the Porgs hits the windshield of the Millennium Falcon 00:04:21.440 --> 00:04:24.120 That is saying something deeper about life 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:25.000 *has an existential crisis* 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:29.160 If you didn't like Star Wars (the last jedi) that's because you- you don't like Social Justice 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:32.760 If you don't like Star Wars (the last jedi) that's cause you- you're a fanboy 00:04:33.200 --> 00:04:34.160 *ZOOMS* It's like, *ZOOMS IN MORE* no. 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:35.660 None of these things applied 00:04:35.660 --> 00:04:38.780 I just thought it wasn't *Felix's mating call* 00:04:39.280 --> 00:04:43.740 to put it simple, I didn't like the film because the characters felt holo 00:04:44.400 --> 00:04:48.940 The movie completely ignored common sense to further the plot in a way I think 00:04:49.040 --> 00:04:49.540 ehd 00:04:50.020 --> 00:04:53.560 The most forgiving fan would still cringe enternally 00:04:53.560 --> 00:04:54.600 in disbelief 00:04:54.780 --> 00:04:59.100 The comedy was so out of place it felt like I was watching Avengers 00:04:59.440 --> 00:04:59.940 And 00:05:00.440 --> 00:05:07.120 I think switching directors mid-through in a trilogy had the effect of all the setup from the previous film 00:05:07.120 --> 00:05:08.860 Being completely thrown out the window 00:05:08.980 --> 00:05:09.480 Now 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:11.980 I didn't dislike everything about the film 00:05:11.980 --> 00:05:17.500 I thought the CGI was really cool there was some scenes that were just mindblowingly 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:19.440 Amazing to look at I was like 00:05:19.640 --> 00:05:22.620 "Wow, hey Marzia, that's pretty cool isn't it?" 00:05:22.620 --> 00:05:25.420 I really like Kylo Ren and Ray's character 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:30.200 And I think the movie would've been a lot better if they just focused on them 00:05:30.200 --> 00:05:30.840 *laughs* 00:05:32.700 --> 00:05:35.220 But let's get into all the bad stuff. 00:05:35.220 --> 00:05:37.140 First of all, the comedy. 00:05:37.280 --> 00:05:38.060 My god, *not just yours* 00:05:38.180 --> 00:05:39.100 **pewds laughs at my supreme joke** 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:45.540 The movie started with General Hux which, in the first film was a very serious character he was 00:05:45.760 --> 00:05:48.120 he was almost like the reincarnation of Hitler 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:51.960 All of a sudden being in this movie (the last jedi) in the very first scene 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:53.260 Comic Relief 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:58.120 It didn't make any sense at all and as a viewer you were completely taken out of the film 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:03.360 There was this weird prank call with a pilot trying to- trying to distract him 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:05.480 It felt like I was watching Austin Powers 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:08.240 Or some- some Saturday Night Live skit 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:09.880 Of a parody of Star Wars 00:06:09.980 --> 00:06:12.540 Fine, you know what if you wanna make that joke, fine. 00:06:12.540 --> 00:06:13.040 But 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:13.540 *Pewds weighing an apple* 00:06:13.840 --> 00:06:17.820 Changing a character's personality completely for the same of a joke 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:20.300 Why- Why? Why? *sad pewds* 00:06:20.300 --> 00:06:20.800 Uhh.. 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:24.480 Then there's the Porgs, those cute little penguin things 00:06:24.940 --> 00:06:25.740 I like them! 00:06:25.740 --> 00:06:26.760 I thought they were alright. 00:06:26.840 --> 00:06:29.240 I- I knew people were gonna hate them but- 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:29.740 *shrugs a tiny* 00:06:29.740 --> 00:06:30.340 They were funny 00:06:30.340 --> 00:06:31.660 They were cute, and I like 'em 00:06:31.700 --> 00:06:33.660 And I will buy FIVE of their 00:06:33.660 --> 00:06:34.160 *thinks* 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:35.540 *changes mind* 00:06:35.760 --> 00:06:37.340 Six of them 00:06:37.620 --> 00:06:38.120 All of them! 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:39.080 I will buy all of them *in the world??* 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:45.140 There was one bit with the Porgs where Chewbacca is in the Millennium Falcon 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:49.120 And the Porgs are in his-- Cock Pit 00:06:49.400 --> 00:06:53.420 And one of them is wearing this, like, headset thing 00:06:53.520 --> 00:06:56.200 It looks like he's wearing a VR headset 00:06:56.200 --> 00:06:57.100 And, 00:06:57.100 --> 00:06:59.860 It was very cute, him doing that, 00:06:59.860 --> 00:07:02.220 and it was very funny him doing that. 00:07:02.220 --> 00:07:03.680 But. 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:06.380 It didn't make any sense, him doing that. 00:07:07.140 --> 00:07:09.140 "Awkward silence" 00:07:09.140 --> 00:07:11.140 "Awkward silence [Intensifes]"