I'm so tired
I'm SO tired..
I HAD ENOUGH!
STOP CALLING ME KAZOO KID (pewds joking with ChristianU2ber :D)
OR ELSE
*Grunting noises*
Waaaait a minute!
It's not funny anymore! It's not a meme!
THIS SHITTY MEME
HAS TO STOP
Who are you? :D
JUST CUZ I GOT ONE BAD HAIRCUT
DOESN'T MEAN
EVERYONE HAD THAT HAIRCUT IN THE 90s BY THE WAY
SO JUST BECAUSE I HAD IT AS A KID AS WELL
DOESN'T MEAN I'M KAZOO KID!
JUST CAUSE THIS IS ME..
DOES NOT MEAN I'M KAZOO KID!!
fuckin piss me off..
so much
This fucking shit is not funny.
Stop! *Pewds laughing*
NO! >:(
NO THIS IS NOT FUNNY EITHER!
Alright for those of you who don't know kazoo kid
We're gonna go through it now..
in case for some reason you haven't fucking seen this fucking kid
EEEOUCH!
you know a lot of times when I do my intro actually it's like
HOW- EEEEEOOOWCH! AH. FUCK.
oh. Hi! :D
(turns around like an idoit)
pffffft. Who does that?
sorry but this is good!
EEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWCHHH!
oh! Hey!
(pewds trying to imitate) Wait a minute!
Sorry, Sorry. I just remember the lines. (SURE YOU DID PEWDS)
Wait a minute!
who a-Awkward Laugh-are you? :D
How can you talk like that? like..
You hear his fucking voice go like..
WAit A MInuTe (Weird high pitched voice)
WAIT a minute!
A haaaandbaaaag
I'll tell you a secret..
wat? -_-
sometimes I get a little...
(dat face tho)
quiet!
We're gonna meet lots of new kids.
(badass kazoo)
you know what? I think we're gonna be friends! :D
Please no. Please no.
I don't wanna be...
What is- (interruption)
Why is his face so fucking creepy? >_<
My hair is not scary like dat (are u sure about dat)
We will never be friends, Kazoo kid!
cuz we have absolutely nothing in common.
What I like to do is... SIIINGG
I like to siiinngg!
DAAAAAANNCCEEE
Daaaanccee!
PreTEEENNNDD
preteeennndd! :D
aw shit! fuck we're the same!
and when i'm with friends I like to have- (both) fun fun fun FUN FUN FUNN!
AAaaaannddd! (please no)
KAAAAAzzzzzOOOO! (why of course)
Hello Im Heylda. (AWSOME VOICE BTW)
she seems fucking awesome.
JONATHHANNN!! :DD
Jonathan, you need to fucking chill.
I'm Carll! :)
Okay, Carl (laughs) well no one gives a shit.
Jesus christ, fuck off. (wow that was harsh)
I like to kazoo!
Me too! Kazoo can do ANYTHING with a Kazoo!! :D
Ho-Hol-Hol-Hold on. I'm pr-pretty sure you can't do ANYTHING with a kazoo! >:)
Let's pretend more! (wow so ladylike)
I love that line because it's so incredibly dubbed.
Let's pretend more!
It's so incredibly dubbed by like an- like an adult woman.
(pewds) I am an adult woman! :D
YooHoo! Kids!
(creepy laugh)
oh shit, what the fuck! :o
meee! the pretend spirit! (laughs and then SFX)
(OH SHIT IT'S PEWDS)
I just remembered the special way, to get the spirit out to play! :D
(WTF WEIRD DANCES)
I like how Jonathan is just destroying this shot.. by getting in the middle of the camera.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING RIGHT THROUGH!
(How are you today everyone?)
ADADADA LIKE THIS IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU! WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!
(random music) WE'LL GOCrAAZyYyYYY!
Am I the only one getting like satanic undertones?!
uhhh from this- some kind of cult weird cult shit from this kazoo thing?
thanks! :)
I'm glad you came along!
partner! :)
I wanna sing a song.. just for you.
cuz..
You're my special friend! (aww)
(Both sing ironically) SPECCCCCIAL FRIENDDDDD
(Pewds gets gun while singing) NOW THAT I KNOW YOU, SPECIAL FRIEND
(gunshot)
Special friendsssssss.
that's it.
I remember now.
It's all coming back to me.
I used to love play mah kazoo.
It was like a friend of mine....
It was my best friend.
(flashback) Why are we still here... Just to suffer? Every night.. I can feel my leg..
(oh it's pewds) and my arm..
(dat creepy face tho) even my fingers
(Oh shit it's finally making sense to pewds now) The body I've lost.. the comrades I've lost... *Voice in the back "What don't you fucking understand?!?"
wont stop hurting... its like there all still there... you feel it to don't you?
EEEEOOOWWCHHH!
(screams) AAAAAHHHHH!
YOU DISLOCATED MAH SHOULDER!
WAAAAIT AAA MINUUTTEEEE.
WHO A-ARE YOU?!
let me tell you a secret.. (Jim saying "It's Free Real Estate")
sometimes I get a li'l.. (the face) quiet.
meh and you are gonna be friends. :D
Special friends. >:D
When I'm with my friends..
I like to have FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUNN!
I like to SING....
DAAAAAAAAAANCE!
PRETEEEENNDDD!
AND...
and ping pong. ( oh it's Marc Griffin)
wait where was I..
(rip headphone users)
(music + pewds playing the kazoo + pewds riding sumthin)
KAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOO! :D
(Kazoo)
YAHHHHHH!
(Kazoo)
KAAAAZOOOOOO! (falls)
(Kazoo)
Let's pretend more!
KAAAZOOOUU!
(Screaming but kazoo version)
(kazoo playing)
(Kazoo intensifies)
Funnn FUN FUN FUN FUN FUNNN!
(kazoo)
I like to sing.. (kazoo)
yoohoo! Kids!
(laugh)
It's meee! the pretend spirit! (SFX)
woww I just remembered the special way! to get the pretend spirit to play!
Let's Pretend more!
you gotta use yo hips!
show a little bit of dat ass!
Let's pretend more!
the secret summoning ritual...
(kazoo which actually isn't kazoo)
(oh shit the nazi symbol and order 66)
(OMFG)
(WTF IS DAT)
Heee will rise!
again!
his mortal flesh
will once again walk upon.. this earth!
with his master..culinary skills
He..will yet again.. return
the moon..
is in the perfect-(pewds ruins it)
the stars are alight..
the time has come..
the spirit of Ainsley..
we summon upon thee..
(badass kazoo again)
(oh shit)
(pewds reviving Ainsley)
master..
you have re-ah..
you have returned..
I did as you told me.
now please..
grant me.. immortality..
but HEY! why don't we just..
put..put that aside for a minute..
and play the kazoo.
what do you say old pal?
old partner.
for good ol' times?
like we used to?
(Russian "Happy New Year" song)
Wow.. you played so beautifully.
I wish one day I could be at your level master.
what's that?
another video?
that they can click on?
but who are- WHO ARE THEY?? :D
They are now under my control.
They are my minions of death.
they are my bros now.
*my god* execute order66
order66...
The End