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I'm so tired

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I'm SO tired..

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I HAD ENOUGH!

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STOP CALLING ME KAZOO KID (pewds joking with ChristianU2ber :D)

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OR ELSE

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*Grunting noises*

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Waaaait a minute!

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It's not funny anymore! It's not a meme!

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THIS SHITTY MEME

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HAS TO STOP

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Who are you? :D

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JUST CUZ I GOT ONE BAD HAIRCUT

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DOESN'T MEAN

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EVERYONE HAD THAT HAIRCUT IN THE 90s BY THE WAY

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SO JUST BECAUSE I HAD IT AS A KID AS WELL

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DOESN'T MEAN I'M KAZOO KID!

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JUST CAUSE THIS IS ME..

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DOES NOT MEAN I'M KAZOO KID!!

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fuckin piss me off..

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so much

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This fucking shit is not funny.

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Stop! *Pewds laughing*

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NO! >:(

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NO THIS IS NOT FUNNY EITHER!

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Alright for those of you who don't know kazoo kid

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We're gonna go through it now..

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in case for some reason you haven't fucking seen this fucking kid

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EEEOUCH!

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you know a lot of times when I do my intro actually it's like

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HOW- EEEEEOOOWCH! AH. FUCK.

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oh. Hi! :D

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(turns around like an idoit)

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pffffft. Who does that?

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sorry but this is good!

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EEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWCHHH!

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oh! Hey!

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(pewds trying to imitate) Wait a minute!

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Sorry, Sorry. I just remember the lines. (SURE YOU DID PEWDS)

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Wait a minute!

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who a-Awkward Laugh-are you? :D

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How can you talk like that? like..

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You hear his fucking voice go like..

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WAit A MInuTe (Weird high pitched voice)

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WAIT a minute!

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WAIT a minute!

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A haaaandbaaaag

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I'll tell you a secret..

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wat? -_-

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sometimes I get a little...

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(dat face tho)

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quiet!

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We're gonna meet lots of new kids.

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(badass kazoo)

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you know what? I think we're gonna be friends! :D

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Please no. Please no.

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I don't wanna be...

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What is- (interruption)

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Why is his face so fucking creepy? >_<

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My hair is not scary like dat (are u sure about dat)

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We will never be friends, Kazoo kid!

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cuz we have absolutely nothing in common.

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What I like to do is... SIIINGG

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I like to siiinngg!

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DAAAAAANNCCEEE

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Daaaanccee!

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PreTEEENNNDD

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preteeennndd! :D

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aw shit! fuck we're the same!

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and when i'm with friends I like to have- (both) fun fun fun FUN FUN FUNN!

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AAaaaannddd! (please no)

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KAAAAAzzzzzOOOO! (why of course)

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Hello Im Heylda. (AWSOME VOICE BTW)

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she seems fucking awesome.

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JONATHHANNN!! :DD

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Jonathan, you need to fucking chill.

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I'm Carll! :)

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Okay, Carl (laughs) well no one gives a shit.

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Jesus christ, fuck off. (wow that was harsh)

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I like to kazoo!

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Me too! Kazoo can do ANYTHING with a Kazoo!! :D

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Ho-Hol-Hol-Hold on. I'm pr-pretty sure you can't do ANYTHING with a kazoo! >:)

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Let's pretend more! (wow so ladylike)

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I love that line because it's so incredibly dubbed.

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Let's pretend more!

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It's so incredibly dubbed by like an- like an adult woman.

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(pewds) I am an adult woman! :D

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YooHoo! Kids!

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(creepy laugh)

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oh shit, what the fuck! :o

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meee! the pretend spirit! (laughs and then SFX)

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(OH SHIT IT'S PEWDS)

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I just remembered the special way, to get the spirit out to play! :D

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(WTF WEIRD DANCES)

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I like how Jonathan is just destroying this shot.. by getting in the middle of the camera.

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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING RIGHT THROUGH!

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(How are you today everyone?)

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ADADADA LIKE THIS IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU! WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!

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(random music) WE'LL GOCrAAZyYyYYY!

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Am I the only one getting like satanic undertones?!

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uhhh from this- some kind of cult weird cult shit from this kazoo thing?

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thanks! :)

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I'm glad you came along!

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partner! :)

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I wanna sing a song.. just for you.

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cuz..

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You're my special friend! (aww)

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(Both sing ironically) SPECCCCCIAL FRIENDDDDD

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(Pewds gets gun while singing) NOW THAT I KNOW YOU, SPECIAL FRIEND

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(gunshot)

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Special friendsssssss.

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that's it.

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I remember now.

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It's all coming back to me.

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I used to love play mah kazoo.

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It was like a friend of mine....

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It was my best friend.

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(flashback) Why are we still here... Just to suffer? Every night.. I can feel my leg..

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(oh it's pewds) and my arm..

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(dat creepy face tho) even my fingers

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(Oh shit it's finally making sense to pewds now) The body I've lost.. the comrades I've lost... *Voice in the back "What don't you fucking understand?!?"

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wont stop hurting... its like there all still there... you feel it to don't you?

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EEEEOOOWWCHHH!

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(screams) AAAAAHHHHH!

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YOU DISLOCATED MAH SHOULDER!

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WAAAAIT AAA MINUUTTEEEE.

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WHO A-ARE YOU?!

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let me tell you a secret.. (Jim saying "It's Free Real Estate")

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sometimes I get a li'l.. (the face) quiet.

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meh and you are gonna be friends. :D

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Special friends. >:D

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When I'm with my friends..

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I like to have FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUNN!

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I like to SING....

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DAAAAAAAAAANCE!

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PRETEEEENNDDD!

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AND...

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and ping pong. ( oh it's Marc Griffin)

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wait where was I..

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(rip headphone users)

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(music + pewds playing the kazoo + pewds riding sumthin)

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KAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOO! :D

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(Kazoo)

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YAHHHHHH!

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(Kazoo)

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KAAAAZOOOOOO! (falls)

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(Kazoo)

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Let's pretend more!

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KAAAZOOOUU!

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(Screaming but kazoo version)

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(kazoo playing)

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(Kazoo intensifies)

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Funnn FUN FUN FUN FUN FUNNN!

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(kazoo)

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I like to sing.. (kazoo)

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yoohoo! Kids!

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(laugh)

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It's meee! the pretend spirit! (SFX)

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woww I just remembered the special way! to get the pretend spirit to play!

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Let's Pretend more!

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you gotta use yo hips!

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show a little bit of dat ass!

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Let's pretend more!

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the secret summoning ritual...

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(kazoo which actually isn't kazoo)

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(oh shit the nazi symbol and order 66)

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(OMFG)

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(WTF IS DAT)

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Heee will rise!

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again!

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his mortal flesh

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will once again walk upon.. this earth!

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with his master..culinary skills

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He..will yet again.. return

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the moon..

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is in the perfect-(pewds ruins it)

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the stars are alight..

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the time has come..

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the spirit of Ainsley..

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we summon upon thee..

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(badass kazoo again)

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(oh shit)

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(pewds reviving Ainsley)

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master..

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you have re-ah..

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you have returned..

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I did as you told me.

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now please..

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grant me.. immortality..

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but HEY! why don't we just..

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put..put that aside for a minute..

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and play the kazoo.

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what do you say old pal?

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old partner.

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for good ol' times?

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like we used to?

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(Russian "Happy New Year" song)

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Wow.. you played so beautifully.

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I wish one day I could be at your level master.

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what's that?

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another video?

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that they can click on?

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but who are- WHO ARE THEY?? :D

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They are now under my control.

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They are my minions of death.

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they are my bros now.

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*my god* execute order66

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order66...

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The End