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I'm so tired...

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*shakes head*

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I'm so...

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...tired

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I HAD ENOUGH

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STOP CALLING ME

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KAZOO KID

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OR ELSE

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*clenches teeth* UUuurgh

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[bigger UUuurgh]

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Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute

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It's not funny anymore

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It's not a meme

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THIS..

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..SHITTY..

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..MEME..

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..has to stop

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Kazoo Kid: Who are you?

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Just cause I got one bad haircut..

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..doesn't mean -

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- EVERYONE HAD THAT HAIR CUT IN THE 90's by the way..

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..SO JUST BECAUSE I HAD IT AS A KID AS WELL

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doesn't mean

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I'm Kazoo Kid

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JUST CAUSE THIS IS ME

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DOES NOT MEAN

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I'M KAZOO KID

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fucking piss me off...

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so much.

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This fucking shit

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IS NOT FUNNY

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STOP.

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I fu- * laughs *

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NO

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NO THIS IS NOT FUNNY EITHER!

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Alright so...

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for those of you who don't know Kazoo Kid,

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we're gonna go through it now [for the hundredth time]

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Uh- in case for some reason you haven't fucking seen this

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fucking kid

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Kazoo Kid: YOUCH

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You know a lot of times when I do my intro actually

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It's like "How-ow  y-aH YOWcH

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ah fuck" [best imitation 10/10]

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Kazoo Kid: Oh hi!

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*scoffs* Who does that?

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Sorry - let's just get -

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*imitates Kazoo Kid* YE-OWCH!

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Oh, hey.

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*turns around like he don't give fuck*

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Pewds imitating Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute!
Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute!

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Sorry, sorry

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I just remember the lines

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KK: Wait a minute!

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KK: Who ARE you? [your disappointed future self]

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How can you talk like that?

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like,

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you hear his fucking voice go like

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*imitates, voice breaks* wAIT a mINUTE

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*does it again* wAIT A minute

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*omg stop* wAIT A minute

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*disbelief* A handbag?

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KK: I'll tell you a secret! :D

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Pewds: What?

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KK: Sometimes I get a little...

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quiet

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KK: when I meet lots of new kids

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*cancerous kazoo playing*

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KK: You know what?

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KK: I think we're gonna be friends! :D
Pewds: *shakes head*

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Please no. Please no.

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I don't wanna be-

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What is wr-

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so-

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Why is his face so fucking creepy?
KK: :(

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My hair is not scary like that *living in denial*

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We will never be friends, Kazoo Kid!

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Cause we have absolutely nothing in common!

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What I like to do is sIIIIIIINNG

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KK: I like to siiing~

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DAAANCE

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KK: Daance~ :D

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PRETEAANNDD

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KK: Pretend~

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aH SHIt FucK we're the same! D:<

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KK: And when I'm with friends,

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KK: I like to have

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KK: fun fun fUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN FUN!
Pewds: fun fun fUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN-

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KK: AaanDD!!! [wait for it]

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KK: Kaaaaaaaa-zooo!! XD

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Random girl: Hello, I'm Hilda. :)

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She seems fucking awesome.

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Not-chill-Jonathan: JONATHAANNN!!!! :D

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Jonathan you need to fucking chill. > - >

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Innocent Carl: I'm Carl~! *flaps arms weirdly*

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Okay Carl, well

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no one gives a shit

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Jesus christ... Fuck off.

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Jonathan: I like to Kazoo~

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KK: Me too! :D

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KK: Cause you can do aaanything with a Kazoo! :3

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Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold on

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I-I'm pre-pre-pretty sure you can't do aaanything with a kazoo

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This-Girl: *why is her voice so adult?! 0_0* Let's pretend more!

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I lo-

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I love that line because it's so incredibly dubbed

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*girl repeats*

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It's so incredibly dubbed by like an

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like an adult woman :I

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*cute laugh*

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Pewds-voice-over: "I am an adult woman"

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Some pedophile ene: yoohoo kids~ ehehehehe~

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Oh shit what the fuck?

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Pedophile: ME, the pretend spirit~! *creepy laugh*

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*sparkle noises ring-a-ding-ding lmao pewds your face*

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KK: Wow! I just remembered this special way to get spirit out to play! [uh-huh] (wtf is with these noises...?)

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*wtf is that dance*

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I like how Jonathan is just

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destroying this shot by getting in the middle of the camera

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"WHY THE FUCK ARE You WALKING RIGHT THRough?

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AH DA-DA-DA-DA LIKE THis IN THE BACKGROUND?

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*poor Carl*

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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOu? [Gordon ramsey is that you?]

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WhAT DON'T YOu FUCKING UNDERSTAND?"

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*dis my jam :D*

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*Pewds is not amused*

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Wha-

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Am I the only one getting like, sai-tanic undertones

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uhh

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from this?

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Some kind of cult-

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weird cult shit from this Kazoo thing?

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Pewds & KK: Thanks :D

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KK: I'm glad you came along~
Pewds: I'mgladyoucamealong-

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Pewds and KK: Partner! :)

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KK: I want to sing a song! Just for you~
Pewds: *grumpy* I want to sing a song just for you

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Pewds & KK: Cause

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Pewds & KK: You're my special friend :)

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Pewds & KK: Speeeeecial friend :)

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*What the hell is this?*

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Pewds: Speeecial friend
KK: Speeeeeeeeeeeecial friend~

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Pewds giving up: Now that I know you
KK: Now that I know you~

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Sorry Pewds: Now that you know me
KK: Now that you know me~

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Pewds *so annoyed*: Till the end of time
KK: Till the end of time~

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Pewds & KK: We will always be~

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Pewds-exploding: SPECIAL FrIENDS
KK: Special friends~ :D

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Pewds getting emotional: SPECIALFRIENDSSS!!
KK: Special frieendss~~~

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Pewds: wE WILL BE
KK: Special friends~~~

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Pewds: Thanks CARL! BYE ANDREW
KK: We will be~ :)

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Pewds wtf: sPECIAL FRIENDSSS
KK: Special friends~ :)

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*Pewds gonna do it*: sPECIAL FRIENDSS
KK: Special Friends~~~ :)

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Pewds: We wILL BEEEEEH
KK: We will be~

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*omg child*: SpECIAL FRIENDS

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*GUNSHOT*

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*Yay pewds is dead woo*

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KK: Specal friends~ *bitch still singing*

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That's it...

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I remember now...

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It's all coming back to me...

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*shitty kazoo music in the background*

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I used to love playing my kazoo..

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It was like a friend of mine

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It was my best friend

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*emotional music*

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"Why are we still here?

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just to suffer

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every night

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I can feel my leg... and my arm...

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even my fingers

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the body I've lost...

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Maybe the comrades I've lost

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won't stop hurting...

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it's like they're all still there

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You feel it too, don't you?"

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ye-OWWCHH!!!

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*sCREAMS*AHHHHH

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yOU DISLOCATED MY SHOULDAH!!

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*grins~*

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*omg this is monstrous* wAIT A MINUTE!

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Who A-ha-re you~?! [mickey mouse lol]

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Let me tell you a secret

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*whispering* It's free real estate

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Sometimes I get a lil'

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quiet

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Me and you are gonna be friends! :D

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*dat face*

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*distorted voice* SPECIAL FRIENDS

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And when I'm with my friends,

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I like to have fun FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN FUN!!!

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I like to sing *ew that face creep*

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Daance *he's in pain*

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Pretend *why do I watch this guy*

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Aandd *oh yeah*

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"and ping pong" *quality content*

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Brad: Wait, what was it?
*WARNING HEADPHONE USERS*

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*WTFISTHISSATANICSCREAM* KAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOO

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B: Right- XD

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*laughs*

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*plays Kazoo like there's no tomorrow*

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*fuckign lit bro*

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*the background music tho*

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kAAA ZOOO!!!!

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*my ears are bleeding*

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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*Kazoos*

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KAAAAAAAA

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ZOOOOOOO!!!

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*thud*

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*dead*

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*kazoos in agony*

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Girl's voice: Let's pretend more!

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*EXTERNALSCREAMING* KAZOOOO!!!

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*KAZOOYEAH*

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*He's lost his mind stop*

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*this poor child*

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Fun FUN FUn FUN FUN FUN FUNN!!!!!!

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*he's gone*

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I like to SIINGG

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*Kazoos*

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Pedo's back: Yo~ Kids, yeahehehehe~

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Pedo: It's me~ The pretend spirit!

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*creepy laugh*

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*DING*

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KK-voice-over: Wow! I just remembered the special way to get spirit out to play!

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Girl-voice-over: Let's pretend more.

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You gotta use your hips *yEAAAA*

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*shake dat yea*

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Show a little bit of DAT ASS

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*110% appropriate*

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Girl: Let's pretend more. *insert lenny face*

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The secret summoning ritual

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*omg this*

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*definitely the kazoo yeap*

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*that's it goodbye*

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He will rise

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again

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His mortal flesh will once again walk

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upon these lands!

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With his master of culinary skills

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He

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will yet again return

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The moon

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is in the perfect-

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*laughs* you fucking

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heup~ XD

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The stars are aligned..

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The time has come..

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The spirit of Ainsley

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*static noises*

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We summon upon thee

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*DRAMATIC KAZOO*

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*dramatic music*

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Master...

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You have re- ah!

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You have returned..

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I did as you told

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Now please...

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Grant me

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Immortality

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But hey

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Why don't we just...

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put-

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put that aside for a bit

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and play the kazoo *oh this fucker*

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*licks lips*

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What do you say, old pal?

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Old partner.

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For good old times?

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Like we used to :)

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*wow Ainsley! Such talent!*

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♫ Noviy, noviy, noviy, noviy god! ♫

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[This song is bae, go check it out]

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"Steklovata - Noviy God - New Year's Song"

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♫ Noviy, noviy, noviy, noviy god! ♫

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Wow

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You played so beautifully *thanks*

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I wish one day

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I could be on your level, master

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what's that?

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Another video

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that they can click on?

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*stammers*

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*grandma voice* Who ARE they?

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Ainsley: "They are now under MY control

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They are my minions of death

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They are my bros now"

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Pewds: My god...
Ainsley: Execute order 66
Pewds: Order 66?

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*licks lips

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*nods- wait what's that?*