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Sunt atat de obosit.

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Sunt atat de obosit!

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Mi-a ajuns!

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Incetati in a-mi spune copilul Kazoo

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Sau altfel

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*rawr XD*

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Stai putin...

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Nu mai este amuzant...

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Nu este un meme.

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Acest meme de prost gust, trebuie sa inceteze

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Cine esti?

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Doar pentru ca am o frizura nasoala,  toata lumea a avut frizura asta in anii 90' oricum

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Asa ca daca am avut acea frizura cand eram copil, asta nu inseamna ca sunt copilul Kazoo

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Doar pentru ca ala sunt eu

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Asta nu inseamna ca sunt copilul Kazoo!

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Ma enerveaza asa de tare!!!

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Acest lucru nu e amuzant!

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(raset)

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NU!

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Nici asta nu e amuzant de asemenea

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Ok,deci pentru cei care nu stiu Kazoo kid

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O sa vizionam videoclipul chiar acum

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In caz ca nu ai vazut dracului videoclipul

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Al dracului de copil.

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(Urlete de cancer)

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Stii,de multe ori cand imi fac introul depaft suna:How (sunete de durere)

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La dracu.

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O,salut.

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(chicote)Cine face asa ?

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Oh,salut.

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Pewds si copilu' : Stai umpic

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Scuze,scuze.....mu-am amintit versurile

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Asteapta un minut....cine esti tu ?

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Opreste videoclipul........Cum poti sa vorbesti asa ?

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Gen

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Ii auzi vocea nenorocita fiind ceva gen

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*voce ridicata* Stai o secunda

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*aceasi voce * stai o secunda

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Stai o secunda

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*voce ciudata* O geanta ?

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*copilul* O sa ti zic un secret

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Ce?

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Uneori devin umpic cam

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*liniste

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Tacut

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Cand intalnesc multi copii noi

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*melodie senzationala*

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Stii  ce?

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Cred ca o sa fim prieteni

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Te rog nu

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Nu vreau sa fim

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De ce

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De ce e fata lui atat de infricosatoare

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Parul meu nu este atat de infricosator

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Nu vom fi niciodata prieteni Kazoo Kid

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Pentru ca avem absolut nimic in comun

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Ce mi place sa fac e sa

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CANT

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Imi place sa cant

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DANSEZ

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*la fel*

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SA MA PREFAC

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*iar la fel*

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Oh c***t , la naiba suntem la fel

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Si cand sunt cu prietenii imi place sa ma distrez

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Siiiiiii

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*voce groasa* Buna sunt Helga

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*mort in interior* Ea pare uimitoare

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*ADHD clar* JONATHANNNN

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Jonathan trebuie dracului sa te calmezi

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Eu sunt Carol

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Ok Carol * rade*  nimanui nu-i pasa

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*ras subtil* Iisuse Hristoase du-te naibii

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Imi place sa cant la Kazoo

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Si mie

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Kazoo-ul poate face orice

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Stai umpic sunt destul de sigur

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Ca nu poti face ORICE cu un Kazoo

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Hai sa ne prefacem mai mult

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Iubesc replica asta pentru ca e extrem de proasta

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*repeta*

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Este incredibil de proasta pentru ca suna ca o femeie matura

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*rade*

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*vocea lui Pewds* sunt o femeie matura

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*voce de pedofil*Hei copii *ras ciudat*

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Oh c***t  ce naiba

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*tot vocea ciudata*  Eu , spiritul prefacatoriei * WOW*

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*iar ras de pedofil*

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*FABULOS*

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Wow tocmai mi-am amintit  calea speciala de a avea spirit de joaca

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* dans Marina Joyce*

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Imi place cum Jonathan

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Distruge secventa  trecand in mijlocul camerei

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De ce dracului treci printre

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Artaratata

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Asa in fundal

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Ce naiba e neinregula cu tine

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De ce nu intelegi dracului

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*muzica*

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Ce?

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Sunt singurul care

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Care prinde idei satanice

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Din asta

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E vreun fel de cult ciudat de r***t  cu Kazoo-ul asta

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*impreuna* Multumesc

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*tot impreuna* ma bucur ca ai venit alaturi

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Partenere

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Vreau sa cant un cantec doar pentru tine

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Caci

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Tu esti prietenul meu special

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*duet* Prieten special

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Acum ca te stiu

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Acum ca ma sti

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Pana la sfarsitul timpului

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O sa fim mereu

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Prieteni speciali

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O sa fim

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*plange*

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Multumesc Carol

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Pa Andrew

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*voce de zana* Prieteni special

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O sa fim

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*tipat de agonie* Prieteni speciali

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* impuscatura*

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Prieteni speciali

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Asta e

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Imi amintesc acum

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Toate se intorc la mine

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*sunet de Kazoo XD*

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Obisnuia sa mi placa sa cant la Kazoo

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Imi era ca un prieten

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Era prietenul meu  cel mai bun

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* muzica trista *

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De ce mai suntem aici?

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Doar ca sa suferim

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In fiecare noapte

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Nu-mi pot simti piciorul, mana

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Chiar si degetele

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Trupul ce l-am pierdut

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Partenerii ce i-am pierdut

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De parca mai sunt toti acolo

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O simiti si tu nu?

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* tipat de imperechere*

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*agonie*

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Mi-ai dislocat  umarul

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*tipat de razboi* Stai o secunda

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Cine esti tu?

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* soapta* Lasa-ma sa-ti zic un secret

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Cateodata devin umpic cam

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Silentios

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Tu si cu mine vom fii  prieteni

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Prieteni SPECIALI

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Si cand sunt cu prietenii

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Imi place sa ma distrez distrez distrez distrez

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Imi place sa CANT

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DANSEZ

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SA MA PREFAC

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SI

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si ping pong XD

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stai ce era?

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* Atentie volum*

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KAZOO

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*sunet de Kazoo*

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*they see me rolling*

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Hai sa ne prefacem mai mult

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* Cantec de imperechere*

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Distractie distractie distractie

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Imi place sa cant

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*iar vocea de pedofil*

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Hei copii

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Sunt euuuu , spiritul prefacatoriei

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*vocea copilului * Wow tocmai mi-am amintit

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Metoda speciala de a te juca

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Hai sa ne prefacem mai mult

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Trebuie sa-ti folosesti coapsele

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*shakira*

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Arata umpic din fund  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Hai sa ne prefacem mai mult

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Ritualul de invocare secret

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El se va ridica din nou

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Pielea lui de muritor va merge din nou

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Pe pamantul asta

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Cu dibacia sa de conducere el se va reintoarce

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Luna e in perfecta

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*rade*

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Stelele sunt aliniate

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Timpul a sosoit

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Spiritul lui Aisley

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Il invocam printre  viata

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*muzica*

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Maiestre

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Te-ai intors

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Am facut cum mi-ai spus

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Acum, te rog

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Da-mi imortalitate

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Pacalitule

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Nu vezi

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Nu poti fi iertat

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M-ai omorat

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M-ai trimis in focurile iadului  pentru toata eternitatea

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Sufletul tau imi apartine

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Dar hei, de ce nu punem asta la o parte un minut

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Si sa cantam la Kazoo

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Ce zici  vechi amic?

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Vechi partener

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Ca-n vremurile bune

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Cum obisnuiam sa facem

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* am zis ca e manea asta*

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Wow

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Ai cantat asa frumos

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As vrea ca intr-o zi sa fiu la nivelul tau amiestre

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Pacalitule

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Am fost antrenat de catre necuratul in persoana

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Nu-mi vei avea niciodata puterea

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NICIODATA

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C***A SUEDEZA

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Ce ai zis?

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Alt video?

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Pe care ei pot da click

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*voce schimbata* Dar cine sunt ei?

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Ei sunt acum sunt controlul meu

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Ei sunt minioni mei mortali

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Ei sunt fratii mei acum

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Oh doamne

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Executa ordinea 66

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Ordinea 66