Friday with pewdiepieee
Cry: On the last video
(Flashback)
(why slippy why)
(rip)
OH
THAT FUCKER PEED ON ME
jeSUS
He peed on me! *chuckle*
He shit-
He shit all over me!
FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIEE (It's Saturday pewds)
Cry: and so it continues
isitehis-
It's time for Slippy
isn't it Slippy?
(Slippy time)
Tell them what's up
Do not shit.
He's so calm right now!
Where does it go wrong when Slippy shitting all the time?
(zooms in) He shits all the time now
Listen
When I got a toad
I didn't- ohuh
OH
Ah, he's shitting..
alright...It's fine
Can you not shit
You fucking toad? (rude)
Maybe he's shit-out right now
(I don't think so)
what do you think Slippy?
(Slippy is thinking)
Uaop, Nope
Nevermind he's not shittin-out
Alright
Fuck you
then
How about I shit on you and see how that feels
(I would not like to see that)
Yea-you-YEAH
I fucking told him
ALRIGHT
So I announced a competition
Where I would look at youu-
Your submissions to the playing my game, Tuber Simulator (10/10 game)
Ten milion DOWNLOADS!
Ten million downloads, keep-
spending money on the game
I reallyyyyyy *chuckles* appreciate it
Papa's gonna buy a new Lambo
Lets start off
Ok first off
We have this...
PhahahaHE
It took me awhile to understand whats happening
Basically a bunch of fangirls
with Ainsley as a bodyguard
Ainsley I missed you
(Rip Ainsley, you will never be forgotten)
Thank you
NOW THIS is a really good room that
clearly they put in a lot of effort in
Where the fuck is the desk anyway?
This must be Photoshop (we may never know)
Maya and Edgar play Slender dog
heHEHAHEhahaehahaha
Thats a channel I would like to watch
Edgar: Arwff?! (who's there?!)
Maya: Woof Woof!! (Run Edgar!!)
Edgar: DIN JAVLA FITT..!! (You fucking cun-)
Edgar: I mean
Woof
sorry
*laughs*
It's kinda dumb
But I really like it, It's very cute
IreallyIacuall
OHHH
FELIX LIFE
After we announced this game!
(Well hot damn then)
(Pewds and his Youtube moneyz)
(Support his patreon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(pewds tries to be cool)
For real tho
Like compared to other mobile games, we're not making that much money
Okay
I'm really enjoying seeing all the creations
That's what I said when we launched the game
Before we launched the game
I'm like: I can't wait until we see you bros gonna make, so
It's really cool to see *chuckles* how you guys *chuckles more*
*chuckles* gonna be creative
*laughs at Slippy shitting*
AH
My neck stretched!
Eaww Shit
ahh
Fuck that fucking hurt
That Slippy taking a shit right there
But let me tell you
It does not look like that
It is not
like
That
This is cool
I like this
So Halloween is coming up so *stutter*
we're going to do a theme voting around Halloween
and Halloween pack is coming out as well (Thank god)
But this is pretty cool
*laughs at shit*
That's a lot of Slippy shits going on which I can fully understand because...
That son of a bitch shits
alot
It is not what expected when I bought a fucking toad
Lets just say that
This is a really cool setup
Is this the Illuminati? (nope)
HeheImInTheMiddle
Raptor ueh...
Strip club?
With Edgar as DJ!
*laughs*
HUEH
That's cool
I really like that one
Okay
Listen if you get this glitch
Just change the room, stop tweeting me to me and be like:
"OOO YOUr GaME IS BRokEN"
All you have to do is select a new fucking room
Stop bitching to me about it like I'm tech support
I'm not fucking tech support!
We don't even have tech support! *chuckles*
FUCK
We probably should have tech support
listen, just create a new room you're fine
Alright
OH AND BY THE WAY WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC
I see so many people being like:
"Your game is broken, it doesn't fucking work"
AND I CAN SEE YOU HAVE A HACKED VERSION OF THE GAME
SO YOU COMIN TO MEE
ABOUT IT FUCKING UP
I KNOW if you hacked the game!
OKAY
dONT TRY
talk shit (roasted)
Well that's
that's alright
That's not the bes- I've seen better rooms
I'll rate this one
a zeroo-point five
This one is cool!
They're playing hockey!
*chuckles*
It's a hockey match (no duh pewds)
Slippy vs Raptors (I wanna see that)
SEE that's creative!
I give you props for that
What the fuck is with all the shit?
I like how she shits with her pan-
Okay never mind
Lets just move on
SLIPPY WITH SHIT
WHYDestuhh
Alright someone likes boxes a bit much
More Slippy shit
Jesus Christ
Is this as far as your creativity goes? (yes)
I mean it's pretty fucking accurate I'm not gonna lie
What do you think about this one Slippy?
(Slippy is deciding whether to shit or not)
I'm really scared
I don't know if I'm scared of Slippy at this point
Or the fact he's going to shit all over me
Solid Slippy: War...
Solid Slippy: Has changed...
(Vietnam flashback)
Solid Slippy: It's no longer about nations
Solid Slippy: Ideologies or ethnicity
Solid Slippy: It's an endless series of proxy battles
Solid Slippy: Fought by mercenaries and machines
Solid Slippy: WAR
Solid Slippy: and its consumption of life
Slippy: yeah I like this setup
This is a great foking setup mate
I shit all over your desk (ew)
I'm shitting right foking now
hehahahah
of course
SHeeh
Of course
My life is just a fucking parody of itself at this point
What the fuck?
More Slippy?
I guess you guys really like Slippy huh?
Solid Slippy: WAR HAS CHANGED
I-I really like him too
I just he wouldn't fucking shit on me all the fucking time
pHAHAAHHA
This has to be fake!
That's fucking awesome if that's real
(Hitler why)
OHHK
ALriGHT
SeeThis-WeDo-Do you know how many fucking hoops we have to go through
To make sure that the game wont be censored?
Because people will make shit like this?
Okay
You're not helping anyone
Oh for fuck's sake
Not cool
ok
Irish piece of shit!
heHAHhahehehuehhEHAH
EAH- OH boy I like that one!
Alright Slippy
I don't want to terrorize him
Like we got Slippy for the memes
But ueh- It's still an animal and I-I respect that
I hope Peo- I hope you guys don't think I'm terrorizing Slippy (PETA gonna sue your ass)
Like we are really taking care of him
Irish piece of shit (Don't make fun of Green Pewdiepie)
Now this is the best setup I've ever seen in my fucking life
Jack I hope you see this one
and realize what an Irish shit *chuckles* you are
SWEE
I'm sorry I don't know why I'm so mean to jack
Oh for fu-
Fuck you
okay
"Makes a game"
"Friends are better at it than he is"
Level thir- Fifty
KickThePj
Level thirty-six: Pewdiepie
Oh you think that's funny?
Because someone else is higher level-
I can hack the game and make it better (o really?)
Pj Sheets
Okay
That's all I'm gonna say
Pj
you're a sheeting
Shiet sheeter
sheut up
(pewds I hear nothing)
Do you guys hear that? (no)
(It's the ghost of Ainsley)
SLIPPY!
(Slippy probably shit again)
You probably didn't hear that but he made a weird noise
So cute
*Pain chuckle?*
I love Slippy tthhaatmmuchh
EUUEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (BURN IT)
(I just witnessed Hell)
I take it back
take it back
take it all back
Than- Thank you Michael
What the actual fuck?
Now that's a lot of barrels!
*chuckle*
That's cool I can appreciate that
OhAeho
hooo noohohoooo
*chuckle* Michael
HUEH
Wha *chuckle* the fuck *chuckles more*
whathewhat
WHY
WWHY
Alright this is just fucking disgusting
I guess you guys just like shit
I don't know what to tell you
(Thanks Hitler)
Oh for fuck sake
huehehehhea
SWEE
Edgar: lord of the-
*chuckles*
the undead
Oh my god
They built a chair out of skulls (hardcore)
That's fucking awesome
(shit)
TCH
*Smooch*
NOW THATS ART
This is cool
I-I mean this is just a nice setup
Is it Slippy army vs barrel-
I don't know what's happening
Alright
But I like there seems to be a story
That's a penis sha- *laughs*
HEEE
OH I SEE WHAT THAT IS
EYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy
YOU SNOOK THAT ONE IN DIDN'T YA
We are adding
tiny pixels
so you can start making pixel art in the game
which I think I'm really exited
for you guys make a bunch of penises
two different forts vs eachother!
Cat vs...
dog
annd
Slippy is filming it
That's cool!
that's really creative!
(welcome to Porn Hub)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SEND NEWDS
*chuckles*
Ok now
Its gone too far
This game needs to be deleted (Pls no, im level 27)
what does this say?
TruMP 2016!!!
PHUEHAHHEHEHAHHAHHAA
HUEH
HUEhahehHAHhehha
ohh..
WOAHHH
A shitty brofist!
a NOT so shitty brofist
BOOM
This is a duck pub?
That's so cool!
You guys really like typing shit in shit
Don't you? (yes)
*laughs*
Man
I am so impressed by you bros
I didn't expect this cool
Submissions
I can't wait until the online features to be available so you bros can vote on the themes
There's going to be themes
Daily themes
and all that...
shit
basically
there's way too many people playing the game
We had ten million downloads
Which we never expected
Myself and Outerminds team are blown away
We're so thrilled that you bros enjoy the game
And it's so fun to see you bros being creative with it
I think that's fucking awesome
I love seeing this shit
I'm gonna verify some-some of these as an reward for-for doing an awesome job
and I wanna keep doing that in the future
so keep
so keep sending your setups to me
Thank you so much for watching
I hope you enjoyed (I did)
and if you did
Leave a like
You bros rule
Keep doing what you do
And I'll see you inehh
Tomorrow's video!
*smooch*
*wink*
BROFIST
(Fun fact: Pewds said 'Shit' about 40 times in this video)
(remember to FUCKEN SUBSCRIBE)
(and look at the fanart)