WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.000 00:00:04.880 --> 00:00:05.920 00:00:10.620 --> 00:00:13.000 OH DA FUCKER PEED ON ME 00:00:13.740 --> 00:00:14.300 JESUS! 00:00:15.780 --> 00:00:17.060 He peed on me... 00:00:18.900 --> 00:00:21.240 He shit... He shit all over me! ... 00:00:21.460 --> 00:00:24.000 FRIDAY WITH PEWDIEPIEEEEEEE 00:00:24.900 --> 00:00:26.180 And so it continues 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:30.160 Is it-It's time for slippy isn't it? slippy 00:00:32.140 --> 00:00:33.720 Tell them what's up! 00:00:33.800 --> 00:00:36.640 Do not..SHIT! He's so calm right now. 00:00:37.060 --> 00:00:40.100 Where does it go wrong with Slippy shitting all the time? 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:41.780 He shits ALL THE TIME now! 00:00:42.080 --> 00:00:43.240 Listen when I got a toad I didn't.. 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:45.380 OH! OH! oh..aww he's shitting ;-; 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:47.320 All right.. it's fine. 00:00:48.300 --> 00:00:51.200 Can you not shit you fucking toad? 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:52.860 Maybe he's shit out right now? 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:54.520 What do you think, Slippy? 00:00:57.480 --> 00:00:59.640 Oh..no..never mind. He's not shitten out. 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:01.300 All right... fuck you..then. 00:01:01.400 --> 00:01:03.700 How about I shit on you and you see how that feels? 00:01:06.620 --> 00:01:09.900 Yea-you yeah I fucking told him! 00:01:10.160 --> 00:01:11.800 All right, so I announced a competition. 00:01:11.800 --> 00:01:16.320 Where I would look at you.. your submissions to the playing my game Tuber Simulator. 00:01:16.320 --> 00:01:17.960 10 MILLION DOWNLOADS! 00:01:17.960 --> 00:01:23.860 10 million downloads! Keep spending money on the game. I really *laughs* appreciate it. 00:01:23.860 --> 00:01:25.440 Papa's gonna buy a new Lambo! 00:01:25.660 --> 00:01:26.280 Let's start off. 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:28.000 Okay, first off we have this.... 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:29.480 *laughs* 00:01:30.320 --> 00:01:32.480 It took me a while to understand what's happening. 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:35.800 Basically, a bunch of fangirls with Ainsley as a bodyguard. 00:01:35.960 --> 00:01:37.380 Ainsley, I missed you. 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:40.700 Thank you. 00:01:40.700 --> 00:01:44.940 Now this, is a really good room that clearly they put a lot of effort in. 00:01:44.940 --> 00:01:47.440 Where the fuck is the desk anyway? This must be photoshopped. 00:01:47.440 --> 00:01:51.460 Maya and Edgar play Slender Dog. *Laughs* 00:01:52.180 --> 00:01:53.920 That's a channel I would like to watch. 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:55.920 Edgar: "Arwff?? (Who's there?)" 00:01:56.340 --> 00:01:58.480 Maya: "Woof Woorff!! (Run Edgar!!) 00:01:58.720 --> 00:01:59.720 Edgar: "DIN JÄVLA FITT.. !!" 00:01:59.720 --> 00:02:00.740 "-I mean.." 00:02:01.020 --> 00:02:01.520 " 'woof'... " 00:02:02.140 --> 00:02:02.640 "sorry.." 00:02:03.740 --> 00:02:04.460 *laughs* 00:02:04.720 --> 00:02:08.820 It's kinda dumb, but I really like it. It's very cute. I acutally rell- 00:02:08.820 --> 00:02:10.320 OHHH! "Felix's Life" 00:02:10.860 --> 00:02:12.820 After we announced this game.. ! 00:02:12.820 --> 00:02:19.920 *Upbeat music plays* 00:02:24.880 --> 00:02:29.140 For real though.. like compared to other mobile games we're not making that much money. 00:02:29.380 --> 00:02:32.840 Okay. I've been really enjoying seeing all the creations. 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:33.980 That's what I said when we launched the game. 00:02:33.980 --> 00:02:34.920 *Before we launched the game. 00:02:34.920 --> 00:02:37.540 I'm like I can't wait to see what you bros were gonna make so. 00:02:37.540 --> 00:02:39.100 It's really cool to see how you- 00:02:39.100 --> 00:02:40.200 gonna be creative. 00:02:40.200 --> 00:02:42.280 huehahahaha 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:46.300 Ah, my neck stretch aw shit ah fuck that fucking hurt 00:02:46.300 --> 00:02:49.720 That's Slippy taking a shit right there. But let me tell you, it does not look like that. 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:52.120 It is.. not... like.. that. 00:02:53.380 --> 00:02:54.200 This is cool. 00:02:54.720 --> 00:02:55.360 I like this. 00:02:55.360 --> 00:03:00.100 So Halloween is coming up soon. We're gonna do a theme voting around Halloween. 00:03:00.100 --> 00:03:02.200 And the Halloween Pack is coming out as well. 00:03:02.200 --> 00:03:03.880 But, this is pretty cool. 00:03:03.880 --> 00:03:05.060 *laughs* 00:03:05.060 --> 00:03:09.760 It's a lot of Slippy shits going on, which I can fully understand because 00:03:09.760 --> 00:03:10.760 that son of a bitch shits.. a lot. 00:03:10.760 --> 00:03:14.440 It's not what I expected when I bought a fucking toad. Let's just say that. 00:03:14.440 --> 00:03:18.500 This is a really cool setup. Is this the Illimunati? And I'm in the middle? 00:03:19.100 --> 00:03:24.260 Raptor, uh.. Strip Club? With Edgar as DJ! 00:03:25.180 --> 00:03:26.060 That's cool. 00:03:26.060 --> 00:03:27.280 I really like that one 00:03:27.860 --> 00:03:30.920 Okay, listen if you get this glitch, just change the room. 00:03:30.920 --> 00:03:32.540 Stop tweeting it to me and being like, 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:34.420 "OH YOUR GAME IS BROKEN" 00:03:34.480 --> 00:03:36.380 All you have to do is select a new fucking room. 00:03:36.380 --> 00:03:39.040 Stop bitching to me about it like I'm tech support. 00:03:39.040 --> 00:03:42.620 I'm not fucking tech support. We don't even have tech support. 00:03:42.620 --> 00:03:44.200 FUCK, we should probably should have tech support. 00:03:44.420 --> 00:03:46.200 Listen, just create a new room. You're fine. 00:03:46.320 --> 00:03:46.820 Alright? 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:50.420 OH BY THE WAY WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC, I SEE SO MANY PEOPLE BEING LIKE, 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:55.180 "YOUR GAME IS BROKEN, IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!" AND I CAN SEE THAT YOU HAVE A HACKED VERSION OF THE GAME!! 00:03:55.560 --> 00:03:58.360 SO YOU'RE COMING TO ME ABOUT YOU FUCKING UP 00:03:58.520 --> 00:04:02.860 I KNOW IF YOU HACKED THE GAME, OK?!? DON'T TRY AND.. talk shit.. 00:04:02.860 --> 00:04:04.540 Well, that's.. that's all right. 00:04:04.540 --> 00:04:05.140 That's not the best. 00:04:05.140 --> 00:04:05.760 I've seen better rooms. 00:04:06.160 --> 00:04:08.280 I'll rate this one a zero.. point 5 00:04:08.780 --> 00:04:10.780 This one is cool! They're playing hockey. 00:04:11.380 --> 00:04:14.020 It's a hockey match. Slippy vs Raptors. 00:04:14.020 --> 00:04:16.820 See, that's creative! I give you props for that. 00:04:17.520 --> 00:04:21.640 What the fuck is with all the shit? I like how she shits with the pants.. ok nvm. 00:04:21.640 --> 00:04:22.580 Let's just move on. 00:04:22.960 --> 00:04:25.000 SLIPPY WITH SHIT! Why is just- ah 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:26.860 All right, well someone likes boxes a bit much. 00:04:27.340 --> 00:04:29.420 More Slippy shit. Jesus Christ 00:04:29.420 --> 00:04:32.020 Is this as far as your creativity goes? 00:04:32.020 --> 00:04:34.840 I mean, it's pretty fucking accurate. I'm not gonna lie... 00:04:35.420 --> 00:04:36.780 What do you think about this one, Slippy? 00:04:39.860 --> 00:04:42.640 I'm really scared. I'm really scared 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:46.300 I don't know if I'm scared of Slippy at this point, or the fact that he's gonna shit over me. 00:04:46.500 --> 00:04:48.000 War.... 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:50.120 ...has changed. 00:04:54.820 --> 00:04:59.880 It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity 00:05:01.140 --> 00:05:03.240 It's and endless series of proxy battles 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:05.760 fought by mercenaries and machines 00:05:06.820 --> 00:05:07.820 War 00:05:07.820 --> 00:05:10.120 and its consumption of life. 00:05:10.440 --> 00:05:11.440 (Austalian or British accent) "Yeah, I like their setup." 00:05:12.440 --> 00:05:13.920 "This is a great fucking setup, mate." 00:05:16.220 --> 00:05:17.900 "I shit all over your desk." 00:05:18.620 --> 00:05:20.420 "I'm shitting right fucking now." 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:22.880 *laughing* Of course- of course 00:05:22.900 --> 00:05:26.400 My life is just a fucking parody of itself at this point. What the fuck 00:05:26.400 --> 00:05:28.840 More Slippy? I guess you guys really like slippy, huh? 00:05:29.100 --> 00:05:30.000 Wars Changed 00:05:30.500 --> 00:05:34.580 I..I really like him too. I just wish he wouldn't fucking shit on me all the fucking time. 00:05:34.760 --> 00:05:37.780 *laughs* This has to be fake. 00:05:37.780 --> 00:05:39.860 That's fucking awesome if that's real. 00:05:39.860 --> 00:05:41.160 OHKAY! 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:48.480 Alright! See thi- we- Do you know how many fucking hoops we have to go through to make sure the game won't be censored 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:51.080 because people will make shit like this! 00:05:51.080 --> 00:05:52.980 Okay, you're not helping anyone 00:05:52.980 --> 00:05:54.200 Oh for fuck's sake. 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:56.320 Not cool. 00:05:56.620 --> 00:05:57.120 Okay? 00:05:57.620 --> 00:05:59.260 Irish piece of shit. 00:05:59.260 --> 00:06:00.420 *laughs* 00:06:01.320 --> 00:06:03.000 oh, oh boy I like that one. 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:05.240 All right, Slippy. I don't want to terrorize him. 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:07.260 Like, we got Slippy for the memes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:06:07.560 --> 00:06:08.760 But I... it's still an animal- 00:06:08.760 --> 00:06:09.980 And I.. I respect that. 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:12.640 I hope peo- you guys dont think I'm terrorizing slippy 00:06:12.640 --> 00:06:14.140 Like, we are really taking care of him. 00:06:14.140 --> 00:06:17.480 Irish piece of shit. Now, this is the best setup I have ever seen in my fucking life. 00:06:17.640 --> 00:06:19.100 Jack, I hope you see this one. 00:06:19.100 --> 00:06:21.980 And realize.. what an Irish shit you are *laughs*. 00:06:23.220 --> 00:06:25.220 I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm so mean to Jack. 00:06:25.320 --> 00:06:26.760 Oh, for fu- fuck you. 'Kay? 00:06:26.960 --> 00:06:28.760 *Reading* "Makes a game.." 00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:31.900 "Friends are better at it than he is" 00:06:32.420 --> 00:06:34.480 "Level 50- 'KickThePj'," 00:06:34.700 --> 00:06:36.220 "Level 36- 'PewDiePie'." 00:06:36.220 --> 00:06:37.100 Oh, you think that's funny? 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:40.800 Cause someone else is higher level- I could hack the game and make it better. 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:45.320 Pj sheets, ok? That's all I'm gonna say. Pj, you're a sheeter shit. fnfjdzhnfcheater. 00:06:46.260 --> 00:06:46.760 Sheetah. 00:06:50.320 --> 00:06:51.760 Do you guys hear that? 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:54.500 Slippy? 00:06:57.980 --> 00:06:59.860 You probably didn't hear that, but he made a weird noise. 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:02.960 It's so cute. 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:06.300 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! 00:07:06.820 --> 00:07:08.980 I'll take it back. I take it back, 00:07:08.980 --> 00:07:09.960 Take it all back. 00:07:09.960 --> 00:07:11.160 Th-Thank you Michael, 00:07:11.500 --> 00:07:13.360 Wat the actual fuck? 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:14.920 Now, that's a lot of barrels. 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:17.340 That's cool, I can appreciate that, 00:07:17.540 --> 00:07:19.720 OH- Oh..no.. 00:07:19.860 --> 00:07:20.420 Michael.... 00:07:22.960 --> 00:07:24.320 Why?! WHY 00:07:24.500 --> 00:07:26.740 All right, this is just fucking disgusting. 00:07:26.960 --> 00:07:29.200 I guess you guys like shit. I don't know what to tell you. 00:07:29.880 --> 00:07:30.760 Oh, for fuck's sake. 00:07:31.060 --> 00:07:31.780 *laughs* 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:35.720 Edgar..lord of the..the undead. 00:07:35.880 --> 00:07:38.360 Oh my god, they built a chair out of skulls. 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:40.160 THat's fucking awesome! 00:07:42.820 --> 00:07:43.940 Now, that's art. 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:45.040 This is cool. 00:07:45.040 --> 00:07:47.180 I mean, this is just a nice setup. 00:07:47.180 --> 00:07:50.420 Slippy army vs Barrel Army. I don't know what's happening, 00:07:50.420 --> 00:07:52.900 All right, but I like that there seems to be a story. 00:07:53.740 --> 00:07:55.660 That's a penis shit. 00:07:57.780 --> 00:07:59.220 Oh, I see what that is. 00:07:59.760 --> 00:08:00.860 Ayyyyyy 00:08:01.060 --> 00:08:02.780 You snuck that one in, didn't ya? 00:08:02.780 --> 00:08:06.440 We are adding tiny pixels so you can start to make pixel art in the game. 00:08:06.440 --> 00:08:08.300 Which I think, I'm really excited. 00:08:08.300 --> 00:08:09.900 For you guys to make a bunch of penises. 00:08:09.900 --> 00:08:13.460 Two different forts vs each other. Cat vs dog. 00:08:13.460 --> 00:08:15.380 And Slippy's filming it. 00:08:15.380 --> 00:08:17.040 That's cool, that's really creative, 00:08:19.080 --> 00:08:20.280 What the fuck is this? 00:08:20.740 --> 00:08:21.860 "SEND NUDES" 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:25.540 Okay, now it's gone too far. 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:27.660 This game needs to be deleted! 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:29.840 What does it say? "TRUMP 2K16"! 00:08:34.280 --> 00:08:35.880 Whoa, a shitty brofist. 00:08:36.800 --> 00:08:40.320 A not-so-shitty brofist. BOOM! 00:08:40.560 --> 00:08:42.800 This is a duck pub. That's so cool. 00:08:43.260 --> 00:08:46.520 You guys really like typing shit in shit don't you? 00:08:47.020 --> 00:08:48.760 Man, I am so impressed by you bros. 00:08:49.260 --> 00:08:51.980 I didn't expect these cool submissions. 00:08:52.040 --> 00:08:59.040 I can't wait for the online features to be available so you bros can vote on the themes, there's gonna be themes,daily themes. 00:08:59.180 --> 00:09:00.380 And all that shit, 00:09:00.380 --> 00:09:03.080 Basically, there's way too many people playing the game. 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:04.820 We had 10 million downloads. 00:09:04.820 --> 00:09:06.540 Which we never expected. 00:09:06.740 --> 00:09:09.280 Myself, and Outermind's team are blown away. 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:12.000 We're so thrilled that you bros enjoy the game. 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:14.940 And it's so fun to see you bros being creative with it. 00:09:14.940 --> 00:09:16.560 And I think that's fucking awesome. 00:09:16.800 --> 00:09:18.400 I love seeing this shit. 00:09:18.540 --> 00:09:22.720 I'm gonna verify some of these as a reward for doing an awesome job. 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:28.180 And I want to keep doing that in the future, so keep se- keep sendin your setups to me. Thank you so much for watching 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:33.140 I hope you enjoyed, and if you did, leave a like! You bros rule, keep doing what you do. 00:09:33.500 --> 00:09:36.060 And I will see you in tomorrow's video. 00:09:39.100 --> 00:09:39.600 Brofist!