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(Intro)

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*Music*

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I know y'all can't handle this shit

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I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video

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Like you always do!

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And I have to call Google and be like:

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*RINGING*

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"Hey, they flagged another one.

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Yeah, my, uh, my fanbase-

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is basically a bunch of pussies."

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OOOH!

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This video had blood in it!

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OOOH, this video had nipples in it!

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Oooh, this video was a lil' bit too sexual.

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Ooh, he made me swirl."

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S'cuse me?

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Why don't you just go

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To the fuckin'

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Australia, like the good ol' days
Alright?

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What are you arr... I bet you even flagged this video already

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Because you're triggered by my glasses

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Y'all a bunch of wimps

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Don't flag the fucking video, alright?

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Stop flaggin' the video!

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I'm sick and tired o' this fuckin' shit

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Can ya'll STOP FLAGGIN' MY FUCKIN' videos!

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STOP

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STOP
FLAGGING

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STOP
FLAGGING
THE VIDEOS

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God dammit, I don't make any money if you flag the video

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What do you think, I do this for free?

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Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity?

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YOU THINK I DO THIS FOR FUN?!

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DO YOU THINK I DO YOUTUBE FOR FUN?!

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I ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY

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FUCK YOU

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For even thinking that

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Alright?!

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Now I gotta make this video

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And it'd be great if you don't fucking flag it!

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ALRIGHT?!

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DON'T

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FLAG

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THE VIDEO!

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So if you're not up for the challenge!

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BITCH!

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Then click THE FUCK away

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And don't flag the videay!

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Man, I should be a rapper, that was pretty good

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*screeching vomit sound*

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*MUSIC* Hey, Imma bitch, Imma click dislike report out of spite cause I hate my life

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Imma sit on YouTube, nothin' better to do, flag all your videos, cause I'm better than you

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I'm a virgin, Cheetos on my fingers while I'm lurking, Locked in my basement, bitch on the surface

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Never show my face, keyboard is my fortress, "KING OF THE INTERNET", you gonna get reported!

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You pussies ain't shit but just sensitive bitches.

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If this is offensive, you don't have to listen

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Turn off the computer, do something productive

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You're cancerous people, accomplishing nothin', you hidin' behind insecurities

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Weak human beings, that breath immaturity

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FUCK your opinion, cause that shit don't mean nothin' to me

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Just click the dislike and move on with your life!

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Cartoon Cyborg