WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.380 Before this video begins you may wonder how am I sitting so comfortably? 00:00:05.180 --> 00:00:11.100 Well check out the link in the description. We got an exciting announcement. You don't want to miss it 00:00:12.760 --> 00:00:15.000 Check it up and sign up to the email. 00:00:16.660 --> 00:00:18.340 OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! COMFORTABLE! 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:26.960 How's it going bros? I am a Rick and Morty fan. I have an IQ of at least a thousand 00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:30.600 decibel..? decimal? If you need me to explain 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:38.680 If you need me to explain anything about the show it would be no problem of me and my superior intellect for 00:00:38.680 --> 00:00:40.080 I am a Rick and Morty fan. 00:00:40.080 --> 00:00:41.660 RICK: I'm pickle RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!! 00:00:41.780 --> 00:00:42.420 What happened? 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:45.720 Where did it go wrong, okay? 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:50.680 Somewhere between season 2 and season 3, Rick and Morty, 00:00:50.680 --> 00:00:52.680 RICK: Morty you gotta come on. You gotta come with me... *hits the ground* 00:00:52.680 --> 00:00:53.480 MORTY: wHAt RiCk ? 00:00:53.480 --> 00:00:55.480 the popular adult cartoon. 00:00:55.760 --> 00:00:57.320 Adult cartoon? Is that what it's called? 00:00:57.420 --> 00:00:59.460 That- that doesn't sound right. That doesn't sound- 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:04.760 The popular cartoon has become so damn popular that it has created, 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:13.500 arguably, the worst fanbase of all time. I'm sure you've heard of Rick and Morty. In case you haven't, it's a cartoon about 00:01:13.860 --> 00:01:19.240 Blip and his friend Chip, and they go around the world and they see a bunch of stuff. 00:01:19.660 --> 00:01:21.520 And, it's a really good time. 00:01:21.720 --> 00:01:26.280 Are you tired of the same daily troll? Well get on over to Blips and Chitz!!!!!!! 00:01:26.620 --> 00:01:31.470 Listen, you've seen Rick and Morty, okay? And, if you haven't, you should because it's a really good cartoon. 00:01:31.470 --> 00:01:36.640 It's a- It's really good. And, it deserves to get all the praise and all the love its get, 00:01:37.380 --> 00:01:38.540 but GODAMN. 00:01:38.549 --> 00:01:45.380 It has the worst fan base of all time. And, I'm PewDiePie and I'm saying that, okay? That says- That should tell you enough. 00:01:45.390 --> 00:01:48.930 It's worse than the Undertale. It's worse than Five Nights at Freddy's. 00:01:48.930 --> 00:01:53.399 I have not seen anything this bad in years. And, if you don't believe me, 00:01:53.400 --> 00:02:02.000 I'll show you. Basically, Rick and Morty has some more adult jokes in it. It explores multiverses. 00:02:02.360 --> 00:02:07.500 It has some science and philosophical related elements to it, but also it has, 00:02:08.040 --> 00:02:08.680 Wubba Dubba Lub Dub! (!?) 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:10.560 Ay, I'm Pickle Rick! 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:16.400 So, you basically have a mess of people pretending that they're smarter than they are and they're- and a bunch of- 00:02:17.700 --> 00:02:24.260 And, they all love this show and it's created the most god-awful fan-base I have ever seen. 00:02:24.540 --> 00:02:26.900 "That's why you party? Boy, you really are 17." 00:02:27.140 --> 00:02:27.920 "Why do you party?" 00:02:27.920 --> 00:02:29.880 "To get RRRRRickety Rickety 00:02:29.920 --> 00:02:31.180 WRECKED SON!" 00:02:31.420 --> 00:02:33.880 There is no God. He's already dead. 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:35.780 (repeated cancer) 00:02:36.100 --> 00:02:36.600 (Nietzsche was right) 00:02:37.980 --> 00:02:39.980 (God is dead) 00:02:40.300 --> 00:02:42.420 What is Musical.ly? What is that thing? 00:02:42.440 --> 00:02:47.389 And, why- why does it do all these god-awful things? Like, why does all these things come from Musical.ly? 00:02:47.390 --> 00:02:53.839 Is Musical.ly hell on earth? I think, 'Yes.' Because, why does all this shit come from it, man? 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:57.920 Why is it so much shit coming from this place? It doesn't make any sense. 00:02:58.020 --> 00:03:03.120 How do they all just form into this one place and then it just shits back at you man. 00:03:03.440 --> 00:03:05.020 It gets worse man. 00:03:05.220 --> 00:03:06.800 We're just getting started. 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:07.480 [R] I have a 00:03:07.760 --> 00:03:09.760 new catchphrase. [M] Oh, yeah? 00:03:09.930 --> 00:03:12.290 Wh-what's that Rick? [R] I love my grandkids? [M] Oooh? 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:16.340 [R] Psych, just kidding my new catchphrase is: I don't give a (bleep)! 00:03:19.580 --> 00:03:24.080 How did this happen? How did this- How did this- How did this come- 00:03:24.180 --> 00:03:26.060 I don't give a (bleep)! 00:03:27.900 --> 00:03:28.600 (Why?) 00:03:28.940 --> 00:03:31.180 I just don't understand. Like, it's Rick and Morty. It's- 00:03:31.740 --> 00:03:36.760 It doesn't make any sense. Why are you- Why do you- Why do you do this? Stop. 00:03:36.860 --> 00:03:38.220 [R] Wubba Wubba Dub Dub! 00:03:38.220 --> 00:03:43.280 Rikki-tikki-tavi biiiiiiiitch and that's the waaaayyyy the news goes! 00:03:43.580 --> 00:03:47.140 Why do girls like to dress up like guys and just do this fucking 00:03:47.300 --> 00:03:51.660 speed-up thing? What is it? What is the point? What is the point? What is the point? What is the point? 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:56.800 You know what? I can do it too. Okay? I can do it too. I'll prove to you that it's so easy. 00:03:56.800 --> 00:03:57.920 [R] Wubba Dub Dub! 00:03:57.920 --> 00:04:01.040 And, that's the waaaaay the news goes! 00:04:01.040 --> 00:04:04.280 Now, let's look at the pseudo intellects: There's this infamous 00:04:04.720 --> 00:04:09.160 Reddit comment explaining what Rick and Morty is to 00:04:09.420 --> 00:04:15.280 someone with a little, little un- underneath average IQ, but I will try to explain it to it. 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:17.720 I will try to explain Rick and Morty. 00:04:17.840 --> 00:04:19.260 (reads text in a humorous way) 00:04:58.220 --> 00:04:58.980 About life! 00:05:00.840 --> 00:05:02.460 This adult cartoon! 00:05:02.460 --> 00:05:04.380 (Starts at, 'As a consequence...) 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:19.420 Wubba! Lubba! Dub! Dub! 00:05:19.620 --> 00:05:26.160 Life is meaningless bruh bubble up a dub dub laughs. It's no point be buddy-buddy rubber dad 00:05:27.900 --> 00:05:28.640 I'm Pickle Rick 00:05:29.200 --> 00:05:30.080 BBbitch 00:05:30.080 --> 00:05:34.640 Which is itself a cryptic reference to Turgenev russian? 00:05:35.069 --> 00:05:40.098 Epic fathers and since i'm smirking right now just imagining 00:05:40.949 --> 00:05:42.949 one of these 00:06:00.280 --> 00:06:07.410 What you see Rick and Morty it's not just an adult cartoon it says something deep about 00:06:13.300 --> 00:06:15.329 What is that fire like there's lava 00:06:15.330 --> 00:06:21.359 And there's like a big face on it like ego the Living Planet from guardians of galaxy 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:23.939 And it's it's got its mouth open. It's like going 00:06:28.390 --> 00:06:30.390 Like that Oh 00:06:30.910 --> 00:06:38.520 Duck and cover and what you do is you duck down and you cover your head with your ass, and then you kiss it. Goodbye 00:06:39.070 --> 00:06:40.420 wait a 00:06:40.420 --> 00:06:41.590 minute 00:06:41.590 --> 00:06:43.330 That's not Rick 00:06:43.330 --> 00:06:44.590 pickle 00:06:44.590 --> 00:06:51.540 Pickle Rick is the epitome of any form of comedy that I've ever been blessed by God 00:06:52.150 --> 00:06:56.910 Thank you for pickle Rick. Okay, and all the spin-offs of pickle Rick is 00:06:57.820 --> 00:06:59.170 definitely 00:06:59.170 --> 00:07:04.679 Really funny. I turned myself into a Saiyan Morty. I'm kkuk Eric 00:07:04.710 --> 00:07:09.569 I'm Ricky mouse I turned myself into harambe Morty. I'm 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:12.120 pickle right 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:51.729 Thank you, thank you God for picker Rick correct the crane 00:07:56.180 --> 00:08:00.699 No no no no no no no no don't ruin jacksepticeye no no no no 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:08.320 Don't ruin jacksepticeye for me is not funny. You can have Rick and Morty, but you will not have my 00:08:15.530 --> 00:08:23.350 Half of you fucks blowing up facebook id-- ready about Szechuan sauce weren't even alive when he was around and if you were 00:08:24.110 --> 00:08:26.319 You were like - oh yes 00:08:27.230 --> 00:08:31.059 It's fucking annoying and it just proves have easily 00:08:31.669 --> 00:08:36.999 Manipulated by popular culture you are you know that the show is popular so you jump up? 00:08:37.790 --> 00:08:39.909 wagon and spam for us like 00:08:40.580 --> 00:08:45.970 Dumbasses I am thoroughly convinced that a lot of these Rick and Morty fans 00:08:46.070 --> 00:08:49.119 Are only in it for the crazy dirty shit? 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:54.849 They do I laugh Family Guy fans and don't even ponder the deep 00:08:57.110 --> 00:08:58.430 Philosophical 00:08:58.430 --> 00:09:00.420 questions or situation 00:09:04.220 --> 00:09:05.560 Okay. I can't even be bothered. You get it. 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:10.440 That one's act- that one's actually funny. Okay, you get a pass. 00:09:11.280 --> 00:09:12.880 [R] Just hit a button, Morty. Give me a beat. 00:09:12.880 --> 00:09:18.160 [M] Oh man, okay? Alright. Um. 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:22.740 [R] Oh yeaaaa! You got to get schwifty! 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:25.640 Okay, I think that's enough. That's quite enough. 00:09:25.640 --> 00:09:28.800 [R] Turn myself into a pickle, Morty! I'm pickle Rick!!!! 00:09:29.100 --> 00:09:30.800 *a dolphin* 00:09:34.740 --> 00:09:37.200 Summarizes it pretty well. 00:09:38.420 --> 00:09:44.160 [S] Hey, Morty. Are you afraid that Rick will replace you with me and take me on adventures instead. 00:09:44.160 --> 00:09:45.700 [M] No, because I suck his dick. 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:47.640 AAAaAaU 00:09:48.180 --> 00:09:48.680 ＢＩＴＣＨ 00:09:49.020 --> 00:09:51.680 Ｉ'Ｍ ＳＯ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＴＩＲＥＤ 00:09:51.760 --> 00:09:52.480 ＯＦ ＴＨＩＳ 00:09:52.740 --> 00:09:54.440 ＢＵＬＬ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＳＨＩＴ 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:55.500 Ｉ ＳＷＥＡＲ ＴＯ－ 00:09:55.500 --> 00:09:58.520 (anger) 00:10:00.740 --> 00:10:02.780 Hey, man, what do you want to a- what do you want to a- 00:10:03.510 --> 00:10:05.749 What are you gonna get on your skin scarred forever? 00:10:06.140 --> 00:10:06.770 Well, 00:10:06.770 --> 00:10:14.329 well, I want something that speaks for my character and really defines me as a human being, separated from everyone else. A pickle Rick! 00:10:14.330 --> 00:10:19.550 Please! I will have a pickle Rick. Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright? 00:10:19.550 --> 00:10:23.329 I really don't get, don't get me wrong. I really love Rick and Morty. 00:10:23.329 --> 00:10:28.160 I think it's an amazing show. I always look forward to a new episode and uh 00:10:28.620 --> 00:10:34.700 you know I think it deserves all the success it's getting. But, I think, you know, it's time for us 00:10:35.160 --> 00:10:40.430 to finally come together and put our foot down and say, 'No!' Say, 'No!' to all of this 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:46.140 But, we're not- we can't be okay with this anymore. It's time for us to Wubba Lubba Dub 00:10:46.560 --> 00:10:48.560 back! 00:10:50.540 --> 00:10:56.120 on the haters. On the people destroying the beautiful world of Rick and Morty. 00:10:56.430 --> 00:11:01.759 This has been PewDiePie. Leave a like if you enjoyed. Hit that squad fam and I'm out.