WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:05.680 Stream Fails: Can't live without them or can't live with them? Stream fails. 00:00:07.680 --> 00:00:08.740 Stream fails.mp4 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:12.060 With the amount I'm streaming lately? 00:00:12.200 --> 00:00:12.700 Check it out by the way. Check out my streams. 00:00:13.280 --> 00:00:15.280 Make sure you hit that "sponsor" button. 00:00:15.740 --> 00:00:16.200 Become a "dumpling nation". 00:00:16.200 --> 00:00:19.000 I'm bound to end up on this list, at some point. 00:00:19.100 --> 00:00:22.000 You know I'm gonna slip up. It's bound to happen. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.080 IN THE MEANWHILE, we're gonna laugh at other people! 00:00:24.080 --> 00:00:28.060 "Can I get some 'tat Love' and 'tat Hype' in the chat for all the Cyclones here with me"? 00:00:28.080 --> 00:00:30.080 "The Cyclones??" 00:00:30.090 --> 00:00:32.090 "What team is the Cyclones?" *searches on Google* 00:00:32.090 --> 00:00:34.090 *laughs* 00:00:34.090 --> 00:00:36.090 *laugh?* Man: "Cincinnati Cyclones..?" 00:00:36.090 --> 00:00:37.690 *another laugh?* 00:00:37.690 --> 00:00:39.690 Tim:"Based out of Ohio." 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:44.140 Tim: "Well, I've been alive 25 years and I have heard nothing of this team. 00:00:44.140 --> 00:00:46.140 So apparently, they're pretty bad but hey. Wahoo!" 00:00:46.680 --> 00:00:48.680 He's trolling, right? 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:50.500 He's trolling. 00:00:50.500 --> 00:00:52.390 He has to be trolling. 00:00:52.390 --> 00:00:53.520 *Weird alien language* 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:54.480 Tim: "Oh wait!" (TIM) 00:00:55.860 --> 00:00:57.220 Tim: "Wait!" 00:00:57.220 --> 00:01:00.560 "I'm wearing this!- don't odd shot it! That was way too long right?" 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:02.560 That wasn't 40 seconds. Gosh dang it!" 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:05.220 Tim: "I forgot that I was wearing this..." 00:01:05.820 --> 00:01:06.840 Tim: "Damn it!" 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:08.840 Tim: "Alright, stream's done for the day." 00:01:08.940 --> 00:01:09.780 Yeah. 00:01:11.700 --> 00:01:14.540 Yeah, you should probably just quit streaming. 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:15.360 I KNEW IT! 00:01:15.360 --> 00:01:15.860 I KNEW IT! 00:01:15.860 --> 00:01:19.480 I know the people wearing those kind of shirts don't actually care about the team! 00:01:19.940 --> 00:01:23.220 Same thing with... band shirts. 00:01:23.220 --> 00:01:24.480 "Metallica, uh -what is that?" 00:01:24.580 --> 00:01:29.080 Tim: "Cincinnati Cyclones: a professional Hockey team, based out of Ohio." 00:01:29.940 --> 00:01:34.480 Tim: "Well, I've been alive 25 times and I have heard NOTHING of this team. So-" 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:39.080 I mean, he's been alive for 25 years and he has heard NOTHING of this team. 00:01:39.780 --> 00:01:42.120 Whatsoever! 00:01:42.430 --> 00:01:44.790 Oh, that's brilliant! That's so funny. 00:01:44.790 --> 00:01:46.780 "Come on, Tim!" 00:01:46.780 --> 00:01:49.520 "Use Your f**king head, its on your shirt!" 00:01:49.520 --> 00:01:51.360 Why are you wearing the shirt?! 00:01:51.360 --> 00:01:54.400 Yeah, that's what i want to know! WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE SHIRT?? 00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:55.800 Oh God, what is this? 00:01:57.380 --> 00:01:58.620 What- 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:09.500 No. 00:02:09.620 --> 00:02:11.620 No, I don't like this. 00:02:22.380 --> 00:02:23.840 W-why di- Why did- 00:02:25.460 --> 00:02:27.320 Why did she piss herself? 00:02:27.420 --> 00:02:33.220 "Drunk idiot wets herself every - everybady pay subscription, ok?" 00:02:35.040 --> 00:02:36.959 If I piss myself, 00:02:36.959 --> 00:02:38.959 If I'd notice that I'd piss myself, 00:02:39.480 --> 00:02:42.900 Which wouldn't happen by the way. It would never happen and it HAS NEVER happened. 00:02:42.900 --> 00:02:43.400 Shut up! 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:45.880 It has never happened but if it happened, 00:02:45.920 --> 00:02:49.520 You made sure- I'd make sure I'll turn that camera off I'll be like... 00:02:51.090 --> 00:02:56.270 "Excuse me for a minute, it would seem I need to 'relieve' myself... 00:02:56.820 --> 00:03:01.960 ..over at the bathroom and it DID NOT happen... right here in my chair..." 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:05.040 She's like proudly flaunting it and sh*t. 00:03:05.040 --> 00:03:07.220 It's typical stream girls. They can't help themselves. 00:03:07.220 --> 00:03:10.940 Any chance they get to show off their bottoms, they'll take it. 00:03:11.200 --> 00:03:12.480 "What's the max level in Pokémon go?" 00:03:12.480 --> 00:03:14.860 Okay, I'm not gonna read the title. I just want to know what's happening. 00:03:15.480 --> 00:03:19.020 When I figure... okay. I get it, I get it now. 00:03:19.890 --> 00:03:21.890 "Um, I'm pretty sure it's the level I am." 00:03:25.180 --> 00:03:29.200 "24. I think I'm the highest level in the entire game." 00:03:29.200 --> 00:03:33.040 I'm level 27 and I stopped playing like what? 8 mo- a year ago? 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:36.980 "What's that under your bed?" (Busted) 00:03:36.980 --> 00:03:38.360 "Umm, probably a uh..." *Trying to think of an object* 00:03:38.980 --> 00:03:39.780 "... a uh, a guitar?" 00:03:40.420 --> 00:03:41.780 Oh probably, yeah. 00:03:42.780 --> 00:03:43.780 Probably. 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:45.780 *Blows out laughters* 00:03:45.780 --> 00:03:47.780 Oh, that was good. 00:03:47.860 --> 00:03:48.980 That was really good. 00:03:48.980 --> 00:03:50.980 "Anyone see the vibrator in the back?" 00:03:50.980 --> 00:03:53.760 "I think I'm the highest level in the entire game." 00:03:54.420 --> 00:03:54.920 "Yeah." 00:03:56.420 --> 00:03:57.560 "What's that under your bed?" 00:03:57.780 --> 00:03:58.600 "Um, probably a..." 00:03:58.900 --> 00:04:00.840 "Probably a guitar." 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:06.200 As you can see here, the guitar is underneath the bed, everyone. 00:04:06.200 --> 00:04:08.060 "A uh... a uh, guitar? 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:11.400 "Probably a uh.." 00:04:11.640 --> 00:04:14.240 "Probably a uh... a uh, guitar?" 00:04:14.420 --> 00:04:15.860 Probably. 00:04:16.540 --> 00:04:17.560 Yeah, probably. 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:19.560 You know what? Probably it is. 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:25.400 Probably it's a guitar. What is that behind me!? 00:04:26.400 --> 00:04:28.800 Ah, that's uh... probably... 00:04:29.220 --> 00:04:30.740 a-a ?guit-ar? 00:04:31.200 --> 00:04:34.980 It's probably a guitar, I don't need to check or anything. 00:04:35.200 --> 00:04:38.340 It's not like I see it in the video. I'ma just move this... 00:04:38.400 --> 00:04:39.900 Might just move this... 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:42.140 ...gameplay over here so you can see it a little better. 00:04:42.780 --> 00:04:45.700 That's right. Better ;) 00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:51.400 It's funnier not to read the title. I feel like. 00:04:53.830 --> 00:04:57.450 "Omg stop stop! I got a butterfly knife. I've got a butterfly knife." 00:04:57.450 --> 00:04:59.450 "I'VE GOT A BUTTERFLY KNIFE!" 00:04:59.450 --> 00:05:01.450 *excitement* 00:05:01.450 --> 00:05:04.460 "Omg. That's gotta be worth like, $400. 00:05:05.960 --> 00:05:07.640 "Sh*t, I think I just sh*t myself." 00:05:07.640 --> 00:05:08.140 Oh no. 00:05:09.820 --> 00:05:11.700 "I f*cking just actually shit myself..." 00:05:12.060 --> 00:05:12.680 "F*CK!" 00:05:14.020 --> 00:05:16.020 "Why does this always happen?!" 00:05:16.020 --> 00:05:20.020 *Disgusting* 00:05:20.020 --> 00:05:22.020 *PEWDS IS ANALYZING* 00:05:22.020 --> 00:05:23.140 *Still thinking* 00:05:24.340 --> 00:05:27.720 Why do they keep sh*tting themselves? 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:30.140 How excited can you be for a... 00:05:30.460 --> 00:05:32.920 ...fictional knife? 00:05:33.260 --> 00:05:37.740 I can sort of understand if you're overly confident and you're like "that's a fart." 00:05:38.060 --> 00:05:38.980 And then you mess up. 00:05:38.980 --> 00:05:42.180 But getting so excited that you sh*t yourself... 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:44.780 Nah fam. That ain't cool, man. 00:05:44.780 --> 00:05:46.440 You don't deserve the butterfly knife. 00:05:56.880 --> 00:05:58.880 "You are not playing!" 00:06:01.460 --> 00:06:02.220 "GET OFF!!!" 00:06:03.400 --> 00:06:05.160 "Stop screaming!" 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:05.780 "GET OFF!!" 00:06:05.780 --> 00:06:07.260 Do you think he thought he muted there? 00:06:07.260 --> 00:06:11.440 "I AM GONNA PULL OUT ALL THOSE WIRES SO SHUT IT OFF AND GET BACK IN BED!!" 00:06:15.440 --> 00:06:16.720 "DON'T INGORE ME, ADAM!" 00:06:17.320 --> 00:06:18.720 "MUM??" 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:20.520 "I've been sleeping all day." 00:06:20.620 --> 00:06:22.720 "I don't care. Get back in bed." 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.440 This is just too cringey for me. I can't- It's too relatable. 00:06:25.440 --> 00:06:26.920 I'm just kidding, not really. 00:06:27.580 --> 00:06:29.420 "...and yes I'm screaming on purpose!" 00:06:30.200 --> 00:06:31.980 "So all of them can hear!" 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:33.680 "Mom, they can't hear now." 00:06:34.100 --> 00:06:34.860 I knew he forgot to mute! 00:06:35.460 --> 00:06:36.960 "Get in bed right now!" 00:06:36.960 --> 00:06:39.700 I want to see him realize he forgot the microphone. 00:06:42.740 --> 00:06:45.160 Ohhh sh*t. It was freaking on the whole time? 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:46.549 *laughs* 00:06:46.549 --> 00:06:49.328 Ohhh! That ending made it worth it! Yesss! 00:06:49.328 --> 00:06:51.160 *more laughter* 00:06:51.400 --> 00:06:52.640 Ohhh! God Bless. 00:06:53.580 --> 00:06:57.500 Oh, I've seen this one. This is amazing, it's this Japanese guy. 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:01.600 "Minecraft Player Livestream, House Fire" 00:07:01.700 --> 00:07:04.020 He's showing off his lighter, right? 00:07:04.020 --> 00:07:07.100 But he put in lighter flu- uhhh.... what's it called? 00:07:07.200 --> 00:07:09.460 Lighter fluid? Ain't it? 00:07:11.260 --> 00:07:14.280 So we don't- ugh, which tends to burn. 00:07:15.679 --> 00:07:20.679 And as you can see, he has no shortage of flammables here in the back? 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:25.160 Awww, oh no. 00:07:25.980 --> 00:07:28.300 Ughhhh.... 00:07:30.340 --> 00:07:33.060 No, look behind you please. Look behind you. 00:07:34.729 --> 00:07:36.729 Oh God no. 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:40.240 That's not gonna do it. That's not gonna suffocate the fire. 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:42.240 Suffocate the fire. Take off your t-shirt. 00:07:43.740 --> 00:07:45.060 Oh no. 00:07:48.140 --> 00:07:52.740 Use the pillow! Oh my god no. You're so, Oh god- 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:56.560 You're adding more flammables to the flammables- 00:07:57.960 --> 00:07:59.600 Ohhhh.... 00:07:59.860 --> 00:08:01.860 This is painful. 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:04.800 There should be an instructional video what not to do. 00:08:06.440 --> 00:08:08.140 He's- he's just running away- 00:08:08.360 --> 00:08:09.420 Okay. That's, that's-- 00:08:17.270 --> 00:08:20.109 Great. Well, I read afterwards that uh... 00:08:22.540 --> 00:08:26.460 ...he was fine. No one got hurt, which is what's important. 00:08:26.460 --> 00:08:28.680 And take this as a lesson of uh, 00:08:30.940 --> 00:08:32.940 ....What not to do, okay? 00:08:36.780 --> 00:08:38.780 Wait someone's mom appeared in a bikini? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:08:58.700 --> 00:09:01.000 Bjergsen's mom! 00:09:02.100 --> 00:09:04.100 BJERGSEN'S MOOOM!! 00:09:08.140 --> 00:09:15.600 He has got it goin on! That's not a bikini, boys. That ain't no bikini. 00:09:17.920 --> 00:09:21.260 "Are you starting your stream?" "Yep!" 00:09:21.900 --> 00:09:22.640 "Oh!" 00:09:23.460 --> 00:09:27.880 "Okay, after this game okay, I wish that after this game," 00:09:28.680 --> 00:09:29.700 "Yeah" 00:09:29.800 --> 00:09:30.920 "You just started." 00:09:31.420 --> 00:09:33.280 "That's right." 00:09:33.380 --> 00:09:33.980 "Okay!" 00:09:36.920 --> 00:09:39.320 "What time is it in America?" 00:09:43.220 --> 00:09:47.980 "I don't know, I've lost track of all time since you've moved back to China." 00:09:48.160 --> 00:09:49.120 "Awww~" 00:09:53.580 --> 00:09:58.900 How long does this go- Oh My God. This is the most awkward interaction. 00:10:05.160 --> 00:10:07.380 What is happening with the chat? I don't- 00:10:08.100 --> 00:10:09.420 "Oh, by the way, Trump!" 00:10:10.560 --> 00:10:11.420 "Uhh..." 00:10:11.420 --> 00:10:17.240 "There is this word. I saw a lot of times today, it is called "F-A-G"." 00:10:18.040 --> 00:10:24.280 "I search it in Google translate but, there is no such result. What does that mean?" 00:10:25.500 --> 00:10:29.750 "What? You lied. If you search that in Google, you get a lot of hits." 00:10:30.560 --> 00:10:38.040 "But I think that the, I think the terminology that they're using is mainly..." 00:10:38.640 --> 00:10:42.200 ...that I'm homosexual. Which is untrue. 00:10:43.520 --> 00:10:44.440 "Homosexual?" 00:10:45.160 --> 00:10:49.840 "Ohh, so "FAG" means I am gay but I am actually not gay." 00:10:51.400 --> 00:10:54.120 "So, hello! Trump!" 00:10:55.720 --> 00:10:58.800 I can't. No. I'm sorry. I can't wat- I can't watch this anymore. 00:11:00.180 --> 00:11:02.040 How long did I have? Three minutes. Okay. 00:11:04.800 --> 00:11:06.380 It hurts. 00:11:06.390 --> 00:11:12.830 Okay I can't. I can't. That's all I got for today. Jeez. Oh I think I shit myself. 00:11:13.560 --> 00:11:16.120 But I'm not gonna show it off! 00:11:16.160 --> 00:11:18.040 Okay? 00:11:18.040 --> 00:11:24.040 I'm just gonna end this stream here. Did I just say stream? I meant video. Thank you guys for watching! 00:11:25.360 --> 00:11:27.360 Leave a like. And, squad fam out!