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Skratar du (Translation: You laugh)

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Förlorar du (Translation: You lose)

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manneeeen

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The rule is simple. If you laugh you lose do not laugh during this video

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Cuz then you will lose, and if you lose

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Then you laugh and if you laugh

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You lose and let me know in the end of the video if you laughed or if you lose-did *inhale*

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Now let's go uh this time we're not gonna react to

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*licc*

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Any dank memes cuz YouTube just seems to

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Be striking down extra hard lately that, the yellow

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the yellow sign is everywhere, and I'm getting a little fed up, so we're gonna keep it nice and

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family-friendly please

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so I thought we're gonna do the

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25 most viewed twitch IRL videos that will be a good time, let's go everybody

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*tuturuUUu*

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[woman] "I once had someone, who I was with, making out with him and I went to uh...

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give them a hand job, and I just barely touched his penis, and he jizzed like all over my stomach

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[Sodapoppin]: Okay, you can just say my name there Leah. Let's not try and hide it there. It makes it work. Okay? Let's just be real here.

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[Felix]: good! *claps* Nice family-friendly! Thank you.

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Good one. [Felix imitating woman] "I jUst oNCE HAd a GUy tOUch mY bELLy"

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"anD THeN hE jUSt JIzZEd aLL OvER"

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[Normal Felix] Why does she talk like that?

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[woman]: "I once had someone who I was with"

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[Felix]: "Relatable though, relatable story... uh..."

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It always makes for a good laugh when you can be like, 'hah!' that never happened to me"

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[woman]: "...those bot lane, and she's a marksman" [Paco]: "ah"

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[woman]: "so if you were to play then we could go into the same lane together. It would be really cute and then"

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[man]: "I'm... I like... I don't know if I would... I mean it'd be cool

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but I think, cuz there is a champion that I do know, and he kind of looks quiet think I'd be a

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Malphite player cuz he's pretty like he's edgy and such"

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[woman]: "you don't want to go bot lane with me?"

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[man]: "No, cuz you can be the bottom, and I'll be on top."

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(smooth af, paco)

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*akward umm*

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"But yeah... so uh."

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[felix cuts in]: *chuckles* "Are you kidding me right now?"

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Did he just say?

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"You can go bottom and I go top," in a MOBA that joke has never ever been said before!

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and I can't believe how awkward it just became that is just crazy

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[sarcastically] oh my god

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Sometimes social interactions they just go like "woah!" what happened here?

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[man in video]: "Besides video games, what are some of your hobbies that you have?"

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[Felix]: "You try and change subject right away"

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*woman laughs awkwardly*

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It's not that... he even tried to help you! what do you mean? it's not that awkward

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I'm super awkward, and I didn't even find that awkward, just joke about it and move on god dammit

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Teenagers, teenage love, am I right you go bot and I go top

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[officer]: "Oh there's a little kiddo running at me... Hi!"

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[kid] "Hey there's a clown ovah there by dah park"

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[officer]: "What is it?" [k] "a (unidentified) clown"

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[officer]: "a clown?"

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*officer acts surprised*

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[kid]: "you got a gun?"

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[officer]: "yeh"

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[kid]: "Can you shoot that clown wit ur gun?" *felix laughing in BG*

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[officer]: "I'll go check it out, uh I'l go see okay?"

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*laughs in relatable Jeff meme*

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[Felix] "It's a police officer livestreaming now? What the heck?... that seems kind of like a bad idea"

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Did he did he film shooting the clown or what? I need to know

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*man steals livestreamer's camera*

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[Felix]: "Oh shit!"

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*footsteps of thief running away*

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Goddamn. I mean that was bound to happen sooner or later, right?

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did he c- does he contin- does he get his subs as well? like does he...

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If someone steals my computer, clearly they get my channel as well. It comes with it. It's a package.

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[Reckful]: "ask the old ladies behind Nani if I could eat their ass... I think that's a little inappropriate..."

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[Reckful]: "Nani, they want you to ask the ladies behind you... if you could eat their ass."

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[Forsen]: "Hello!... they're British! will you stop?" *felix laughs*

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[Reckful] *surprised* "Oh... they understand?"

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[Nani]: "you guys are too loud, I have to leave."

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[Reckful]: "wait, you're leaving? I'm not done... "

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*Nani interrupts,* "They speak english, Reckful, they're British!"

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[Reckful]: "I didn't know... wait don't leave... she's leaving"

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*Forsen dying of embarassment*
forsenE

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[Felix]: "They seem like they're up for it!" *laughs*

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*Reckful chuckles*

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[Felix]: "agh... So painful!"

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"oh my god"

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Come on

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They we're totally up for it. I'm glad the girl left, they... they could have a good time with those old ladies

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[Kyle]: "There's got to be a game where like you-- everyone sssslowly, loosens the cap, the cork.

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and then puts it right up to their eye"

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It's like Russian Roulette but with... a bottle

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*cork nails him*

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"OH!"

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[Felix, yelling]: "WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN??"

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Thank God he wore glasses Jesus Christ, dude"

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*laughs in terrified*

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[Paul]: "...to twitch and we're gonna we're gonna watch right now"

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*streamers and Felix laugh*

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[F]: "what the f***"

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Thank God man. Damn! That could've- could've really---"

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"I like how they just have a laugh about it. I'd be terrified."

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[Anisa]: "...um yeah. Throw me in a basement- okay, shut the lights off and play Nickelback non-stop for hours on end

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I will want to die. I guarantee you."

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*Ian bursts in, Anisa screams*
[iDubbbz]: "YOu tALKing SHit BOut NICKelBacK, BItcH?"

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*iDubbbz repeats*

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[Felix]: "Is that iDubbbz?"
*yes Felix*

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[Anisa, quietly]: "You're making my hands tingle- oh my go- oh my-"

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[Felix]: "What the f*** is that fanart in the back?"
*Felix imitates iDubbbz about Nickelback*

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[streamer]: "4skinTim {foreskin} donated $10 you said shoutout to all my young fanbase(?)

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"Thank you Tim, we appreciate that."
[2nd str]: "Don't read that...

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[2S]: "I knew- I knew better, dude."

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*1st realizes*
*Felix laughs*

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[1S]: "I thought he was like- doing it FOR Tim..."

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[Felix]: "ah- that makes sense actually."

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*streamers bickering*

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"He wrote- he typed the letter- he wrote the letter 4 instead of- come on Zach"

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"alright- I'm sorry"

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[2S, mocking]: "You fell for the oldest trick in the book- one dollar donation from 'Jenna Tools'"

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"no no no!"

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*realizes and laughs*
*Felix laughs*

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"I'm not alone!"

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[F]: "He was so salty"
*replays clip*

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"He wrote he typed the letter yeah, where's your heart? He typed the letter he wrote the letter four instead of-"

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[felix mocking]: "you fell for the oldest trick in the book- shout out to genitals?"

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[woman]: "Go away please"

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[streamer]: "I was here first"

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[w]: ???

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[s]: "Well listen, i was here first, right?"

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"I'm... Let me finish my workout"

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"You can't tell me to go away"

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[w]: "You use it not..."

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"You use it wrong"

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"Your exercising.. Is bad f-"

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[felix]: "What the hell? Is this russian mom?

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[w]: "...mirror. Not this"

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[s]: "What are you talking about?"

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"But i was here firs...Hey, listen"

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"Let me finish my workout"

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"And then you can do yo-"

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*arguing* [w]: "...Why are you standing and talking?"

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[w]: "This is not workout!"

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[F]: "I mean she was really fit so I- I- I- do understand what she was saying"

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*some drunk Russian teenager*

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[liz, in Russian]: "I didn't drink even a whole bottle but i feel really stupid and drunk"

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"some men are standing over there... bikers..."

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*unexpected pole*

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*laughing stupidly*

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[woman, in English]: "you didn't- see it!"

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*continues laughing stupidly*

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[F]: "ahh- the pain- I feel the pain my gosh"

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"Ohhh! That's gotta hurt man, damn. ugh, oh my god"

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*felix cringes and makes weird noise*

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"Oh my god, I've seen this too. What're they Korean? or Japanese"(They are Korean, Pewds)

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*drunk girl falls*

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"What is he doing?... oh my god"

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Why did it take him so long to react?

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He's like- whatuahah- he's too shit-faced to understand what just happened.

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He's like do I pretend that that's my friend or not?

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[man]: "Hey Cho, I got donation for you... here you go"

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[Cho]: "who are you?"

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*laughs in Korean*

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"It seems so different when you get money on the street rather than people paying you-"

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online, it does seem like you're an actual beggar."

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"oooookay, that was this week of 'skrattar du förlorar du'

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Family-friendly edition, you know how I know it's family-friendly? Cuz this fckin video has ads on it.

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So if this video doesn't have stupid ads I'm gonna be really angery

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Leave a like if you laughed

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leave a like if you losed, and let me know in the comments if you laughed or if you losed

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and remember to have a happy day.

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*Christian channel piano music*

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