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I have the power of God and anime on my side.

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OHHHHH

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OH MY GOD

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If she breathes

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She's a THOT!

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Get the F*ck outta my room I'm playing Minecraft

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[Oh Boi]

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[This gonna hurt]

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*SLAP*

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[OHH IT'S WALUIGI!]

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[Masahiro Sakurai loves us]

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*laughs*

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*claps*

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Welcome everybody to YouTube's show

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Meme Review Everybody

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*claps*

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The show where I kill memes

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Today of course, we're starting off with this smash meme.

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Oh boi, Oh boi. This meme really took off.

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Incredible

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Well you know everyone that invested in this meme

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Sell. Sell. Sell.

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This meme officially reached it's peak.

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It's not going any further

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Trust me on this one

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And specially as I'm about to review it.

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You know it's gonna die [OH NO]

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It's over before you smash meme.

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It's been a good run though.

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So let's go through some of my favorites

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Oh, Bro

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*DEATH*

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It's gonna be August 25th everybody

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It's gonna be lit.

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Logang: Careful like not to disrespect the culture.

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*ENDS UP DISRESPECTING THE CULTURE*

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*WALLLLLMMMAAAARRTT*

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JP: you gonna take the kid

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JP: And you gonna kill him

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[WTF PAKE JAUL. LOL]

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KSI 2: August 25th you and I

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KSI 2: August 25th

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August 25th everybody.

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Hey, it's the moderator

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Yes

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What's this gonna be

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Who is it? It's Joe Wellard

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Oh No

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[You Cringe You Die]

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Egg Paul confirmed. Wow

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Tech n9ne Confirmed.

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TMZ guy: Boxing, wrestling; what do you think about Logan Paul taking on KSI

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Post Malone: Oh man, I think I'm gonna go

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(xXxPostMelonxXx has left the lobby)

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That's pretty good it's pretty good.

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I like when they're themed you know, there's an anime version

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There is a KSI versus Logan Paul version. Could there be a Pewdiepie version? That'd be pretty cool

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Guardian of Libraries:
Hey...

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Guardian of Libraries:
Hey... Hey...

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Guardian of Libraries:
Hey... Hey... This is Library

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He must be a really strong character, I wonder what his special is?

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Telling people off and then walking away.

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(Mr Worldwide 🇯🇵)
"Dis is Raibarary"

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What's wrong wit choo bro?

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wut da hell

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(Power level: 1)

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(Power level: 2)

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Oh he strong
(Power level: 3)

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Oh he strong
(Power level: 4)

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That's a strong boi
(Power level: 9)

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That's a strong boi
(Power level: 9000)

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Yeah!

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Ninja: Because I *Ligma* you

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*Ligma stage 3*

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Ninja: You shut up when I'm talking to you

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Ninja: You shut your mouth!

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Asian KSI: Shoot

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Asian KSI: Shoot, Uh.. Uhh.. Uhhh

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Asian KSI: L...

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Asian KSI: L-Lemmy

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Asian KSI: Let

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Asian KSI: Let Me

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Asian KSI: Lemmy give ya'll a little bit of shadow boxing

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Asian KSI: For chr... [I have no clue what he's saying]

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Asian KSI: You know what i'm sayin? [No.]

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Asian KSI: For realz

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Asian KSI: Doh

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For reals, doh, is this getting old for you? I feel like it's getting it's getting a bit stale, isn't it?

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Thot slayer: You ready to *demonetised* die?

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Thot: No

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Thot: No, I'm a bad  *demonetised*

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Thot: You can't kill me

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She's got an anti-kill spell on her.

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Oh, yeah, there's a vine edition all bad Instagram comedians

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*Arriving for the party after the failure of her CONt*

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She's latina you guys heard about this?

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*strange Instagram """comedian""" language*

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I don't even know who that is.

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Yes!

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Piques: Hell no

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Hell no, okay this meme gets a

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*instant meme death*

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Five

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Five.

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Five.∞

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Because good memes never die.

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All right, let's move on no more smash memes

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Dude, how do you feel?

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*Prodigy.exe started*

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Some of these are so creative

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OHHHHHHHHH!

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OHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHH!

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OHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHH! NO WAY!

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RiGbY!

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Rigby is confirmed for smash!

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This meme gets a 10/10 everybody. The smash meme is officially complete

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We need none more. Nothing. Stop. Stop. Stop stop

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*Sweden "Sluta snälla", means "Stop it, Please"

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All right guys, moving on

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Pls tho, leave a like for Elkay LZO8.

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If you're a fan of the Elkay LZO8

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Please smash like on this video right now just for - we're doing a survey here in this channel. It's not sponsored

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It's just a way for us to know how many people really out there likes the Elkay LZO8

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Cuz you know a lot of girls be like I want that Elkay EZS8L single drinking fountain

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Although me, personally, I'm more of an Elkay LZO8 kind of guy and I don't discriminate against anyone's else's preferences

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I respect them too much to give my opinion about women

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*he laughs at his own joke*

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Just so we can be clear

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Okay

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'Leave a like for Elkay LMABF8, and then give a sub for an EZS8L' alright?

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Wishing well: I wish to be irresistible to men. Poof! okay?

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model ezs8...

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Wait a minute.. Wait a minute. There's a stiCKEr,  it comes uP

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*tdpraaa*

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IT'S THE ETRUSCAN MEME

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I knew it

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It's the sAme mEme

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*angry baby noises*

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Leave a like guys if you enjoy an Etruscan 600-500 BC boar *clap*

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This meme gets of course an Etruscan 600-500 BC rating

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ba ding

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Moving * on *

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This meme, it's a little strangey dangey

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Ohio man arrested for trying to have sex with a van

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Hmm strange

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NC man arrested for stealing 5 pounds of baby powder from CVS

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Okay, alright, alright, ok, good, alright

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Man kills his girlfriend, because they couldn't chase hoes together anymore

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This is so sad. Alexa. Can we play when will I see you again?

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*proceeds to sing a different song*

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*alexa plays the song he actually requested*

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That's not the right song u shmUCK

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*pewds breaks alexa*

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That's what you gEt Alexa

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All these criminals in America and their headlines

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You think what's behind their motive? What drives them to do these deeds? Well, there's nothing more

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incomprehensible action than the Florida man

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You heard about the Florida man? The Florida man dials 911 and demands a ride home to change his underwear

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Florida strike one

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The Florida man arrested for attempting to break into jail

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Florida strikes two

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A Florida man in jail after making a big to-do about missing a can of shrimp

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Jason Laughman allegedly attacks Michael Earhart with sword over missing shrimp

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Florida strikes thrEE

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MY SHRIMP, MY SHRIMP

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I'm from Florida

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Excuse me, Florida, are you okay? What is happening in Florida? You think it ends there?

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Florida man arrested for refusing to stop mbmbbbh (Christian channel) in Burger King

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Great picture there, great picture you got there

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This has to be my favorite Florida headline. It says

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Florida man arrested for twisting 2-year-olds baby boy's nipple off

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Florida strikes again

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Badup (nipple removing sound)

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What??? They just came off

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I swear to God

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I was just, barely touching. They just fell off.

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You know what? I think I didn't even touch him.

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The air breeze from my finger made them fall off

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They were very sensitive nipples. Clearly, the nipples are at fault here.

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All these crimes are not a joke, okay

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I'm not trying to make light of any situation here

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This is clearly very serious

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BUT there's one man that I am willing to forgive completely

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One man whose actions are above the legal system one

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One Florida man kidnapped scientist to make his dog immortal

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Ay you! Mr. Scientist. You're coming with me - We need to save this dog. Okay. All right

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I'm not a veterinary, but I see what I ca-MAKE HIM IMMORTAL

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I would do it for you, Edgar

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Florida man meme gets a five five five

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* *

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Lip-syncing app Musical.ly has been killed off

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What? Musical.ly has been shut down?

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Alexa... This is so

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AWESOME. Yay! *evil laughter and clapping*

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Alexa: Hmm I don't know that on-

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NO ONE ASKED

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Who will I now go to watch cringey kids online

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[why brad 3 why]

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[we liked felix editing but now]

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[i regret]

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'Why do you have to keep being a furry a secret? Why you have to call it coming out when you tell someone you're a furry? Isn't it just a hobby?'

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I want to die. Thank God. Thank God. I don't know how to rate this meme. I just, it's just cringey

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He is in anguish. He mourns.

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What does monster have to mourn?

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Alexa, this is actually

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*burp*

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...sad. He is in anguish. He mourns

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What does this monster have to mourn?

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Alex J-

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* *

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Meme review everybody

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YouTube's

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YouTube's YouTube

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YouTube's YouTube YouTube

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YouTube's YouTube YouTube YouTube

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Thanks for watching and I'll see you tomorrow with another *laughs*

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I'm here every day. YAY

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What's he gonna upload next? LWIAY? Cool. Bye