WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.600 All right guys, we're coming at you with another crazy analogy 00:00:02.920 --> 00:00:06.120 For something that people really have -uh- the misconception of 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:10.800 When it comes to, just myths and fitness related things that we believe 00:00:10.800 --> 00:00:12.640 Because somebody said... something... 00:00:12.680 --> 00:00:15.000 And then I heard Joe Shmoe say it 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.160 and now I believe it, alright? So... 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:18.860 Here's what we're talking about today 00:00:18.900 --> 00:00:20.600 We're talking about: 𝒮𝒪𝒴 milk 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:22.340 Now, I drink 𝒮𝒪𝒴 milk 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:25.480 𝒮𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒪𝒴 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:27.980 𝒮 𝒪 𝒴 𝐵 𝒪 I 00:00:28.240 --> 00:00:29.940 I did sort of buy in to the myth that, you know 00:00:29.940 --> 00:00:32.180 𝒮𝒪𝒴 was going to affect my testosterone levels 00:00:32.180 --> 00:00:33.900 and it might cause me to, I don't know 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:35.000 make less muscle gains 00:00:35.300 --> 00:00:38.000 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴! 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴. 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:40.960 What an absolute 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:42.900 Marc Lobliner, tigerfitness dot COM 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:43.680 b*tch t*ts 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:45.060 And 𝒮𝒪𝒴... 00:00:45.140 --> 00:00:47.080 I remember it hit, like, in 2004. 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:51.640 A cr*ppy little website decided to put out an article 00:00:52.100 --> 00:00:54.240 On how 𝒮𝒪𝒴 increases Estrogen 00:00:54.820 --> 00:00:57.360 You might as well be taking your girls birth control pills 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:00.620 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴s: These pathetic beta males 00:01:00.620 --> 00:01:02.500 Just look how... Weak they are 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:04.080 Weaklings, Pathetic 00:01:04.440 --> 00:01:05.900 Absolute scum bags 00:01:06.340 --> 00:01:09.120 Social, and Pys... 00:01:09.580 --> 00:01:11.840 ...And Physical degenerates. 00:01:12.240 --> 00:01:13.700 It's laughable... 00:01:21.360 --> 00:01:23.440 But it's not just laughable... 00:01:23.520 --> 00:01:25.240 ...It is also harmful 00:01:25.520 --> 00:01:27.500 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴s are reproducing 00:01:27.880 --> 00:01:30.380 They are creating beta males from left to right 00:01:30.380 --> 00:01:33.220 Causing the destruction of western civilization. 00:01:33.540 --> 00:01:35.200 Needs to be stopped! 00:01:35.200 --> 00:01:36.920 I am not even memeing right now 00:01:37.100 --> 00:01:38.700 This is not Meme Review 00:01:38.720 --> 00:01:41.520 This is a very serious topic of discussion 00:01:41.520 --> 00:01:43.260 That needs to be brought up 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:44.920 Don't believe the danger of 𝒮𝒪𝒴? 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:46.220 Just look at the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 prince himself... 00:01:46.360 --> 00:01:47.260 Wil Wheaton 00:01:53.880 --> 00:01:54.860 𝒮𝒪𝒴! 00:01:54.880 --> 00:01:58.020 He's telling people... To consume more 𝒮𝒪𝒴 00:01:58.180 --> 00:01:59.620 𝒮𝒪𝒴 has Estrogen in it 00:02:00.360 --> 00:02:02.900 so that means if you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴 00:02:03.340 --> 00:02:04.960 You might as well be a woman 00:02:05.060 --> 00:02:05.920 You know that, right? 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:08.400 Gynaecomas - mastia 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:09.840 Man boobs, that's right! 00:02:09.880 --> 00:02:11.540 If you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴... 00:02:11.540 --> 00:02:14.820 You might as well flaunt your... Wear a bra like a lil'... 00:02:14.980 --> 00:02:16.180 If you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴 00:02:16.180 --> 00:02:17.940 you might as well put on a bra right now 00:02:17.940 --> 00:02:19.580 and then wait for the man boobs to come 00:02:19.820 --> 00:02:21.660 this is after and before 𝒮𝒪𝒴 00:02:21.760 --> 00:02:23.080 Do you understand? 00:02:26.100 --> 00:02:29.540 That's right - Soy causes all kinds of... 00:02:29.880 --> 00:02:32.400 This is not me spreading - misinformation 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:34.640 This is just proven scientific facts 00:02:42.200 --> 00:02:45.340 moving on to Chad - Perfect eye site 00:02:48.460 --> 00:02:53.140 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 is causing the destruction of western civilization 00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:56.020 the dis - de-masculinisation of man 00:02:56.240 --> 00:02:59.320 has caused all these - pathetic beta males 00:02:59.760 --> 00:03:01.140 To just... Multiply 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:02.380 As an army 00:03:02.580 --> 00:03:03.940 They're taking over 00:03:04.060 --> 00:03:05.820 What are we going to do? 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:07.640 But I'm here to fight back 00:03:07.980 --> 00:03:12.360 Finally - Someone that dares to stand up against these issue of the sort 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:14.360 Just look at Jacksepticeye himself 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:16.600 This is before and after 𝒮𝒪𝒴, by the way 00:03:16.880 --> 00:03:17.920 Absolute alpha 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:20.720 From a pathetic youtuber beta male 00:03:20.900 --> 00:03:24.060 disgusting -I know it hurts to see my friends become 00:03:24.260 --> 00:03:25.300 A victim of 𝒮𝒪𝒴 00:03:25.460 --> 00:03:27.940 "But how can we spot a 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴, Felix?" 00:03:27.940 --> 00:03:29.880 Oh, don't worry. I will tell you 00:03:29.880 --> 00:03:31.420 He's a high testosterone face 00:03:31.780 --> 00:03:33.020 Very defined - er - 00:03:35.160 --> 00:03:37.080 Very defined facial structure 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:38.260 Just as mine, of course 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:41.860 I would say mine is probably even a couple of level of alpha more 00:03:42.180 --> 00:03:43.200 than this man 00:03:43.420 --> 00:03:45.800 it's probably my Viking Swedish genes 00:03:47.260 --> 00:03:49.060 And here you have... a classic 00:03:49.420 --> 00:03:51.500 The quintessential 𝒮𝒪𝒴 face 00:03:52.040 --> 00:03:53.880 Balding head - or fully bald 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:55.900 awkward beard - glasses 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:57.960 and overly excited face 00:03:58.940 --> 00:04:02.140 I can't, I can't even. I can't even recreate this 00:04:02.600 --> 00:04:05.420 this is, this is truly, truly despicable stuff that we're seeing here 00:04:05.580 --> 00:04:08.100 It's basically the male version of "Duck Face" 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:10.360 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴s just can't help themselves 00:04:10.640 --> 00:04:13.620 They get too excited about their Nintendo switch 00:04:13.940 --> 00:04:14.980 I understand! 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:18.300 A video came console designed for little children 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:20.400 Why wouldn't they be excited about it? 00:04:20.740 --> 00:04:23.320 What's next? They're going to start building cardboard? 00:04:23.520 --> 00:04:24.980 Oh, they already do that 00:04:25.140 --> 00:04:26.280 Oh, Look at PJ 00:04:26.700 --> 00:04:29.360 My own friend - suffering from... 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:37.180 Jack, PJ, Who are they going to take next? Brad? 00:04:37.660 --> 00:04:39.920 it's already happening! 00:04:40.060 --> 00:04:42.900 I can't even tell them apart from my own girlfriend these days 00:04:43.020 --> 00:04:44.680 Do you understand how hard this is? 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:48.940 They are working together - this isn't just me making some stuff up 00:04:49.080 --> 00:04:50.760 This is a real conspiracy 00:04:51.060 --> 00:04:55.020 If you want to spot a 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴, just dangle a Nintendo Switch controller in front of them 00:04:55.320 --> 00:04:58.220 They'll start jumping up and down excitedly immediately 00:04:58.620 --> 00:05:01.440 And that's how you know you need to euthanize them at the spot 00:05:01.940 --> 00:05:04.280 it is our - it is our duty for man kind 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:06.120 or our kind - sorry 00:05:06.320 --> 00:05:08.700 I don't want to discriminate against women on this channel 00:05:16.580 --> 00:05:18.260 How nice of the boyfreind 00:05:19.460 --> 00:05:23.180 There's just too many examples for this to not be fact 00:05:23.520 --> 00:05:25.680 You think I'm just making things up? 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:29.840 It writes itself - I can't b... - Just open your eyes Sheeple 00:05:30.080 --> 00:05:31.760 to the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 conspiracy 00:05:31.960 --> 00:05:34.320 Do you wanna know why I didn't play God of War on my channel? 00:05:34.500 --> 00:05:36.380 because they might as well call it God of 𝒮𝒪𝒴 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:38.160 Why is he bald and have a beard 00:05:38.300 --> 00:05:39.180 There's no way 00:05:39.280 --> 00:05:41.620 Why do you think I even shaved my beard? 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:48.260 𝒮𝒪𝒴! - to - to protect myself from 𝒮𝒪𝒴 00:05:48.500 --> 00:05:50.460 You think this is just made up, huh? 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:53.540 They have been feeding 𝒮𝒪𝒴 to kids 00:05:53.840 --> 00:05:56.560 Since we were children - Soybean croyons 00:05:56.660 --> 00:05:59.220 You ever wondered why the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 - the crayons were so delicious? 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:01.000 That's because they've been feeding it to children 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:05.280 They've even created purely 𝒮𝒪𝒴 based meals 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:08.500 Called - something - soylent 00:06:08.860 --> 00:06:11.800 Who's by the way sponsoring this video, thank you very much soylent 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:12.800 I appreciate 00:06:18.740 --> 00:06:22.080 Jesse Cox - I'm worried about you 00:06:22.660 --> 00:06:28.320 I've already lost PJ, I've already lost Jack, I've already lost Brad 1, not Jesse Cox 00:06:28.900 --> 00:06:32.260 What's next? Is he gonna tweet about barron Trump? 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:37.240 Jesse Cox! 00:06:37.440 --> 00:06:39.680 You've taken two steps too far right now 00:06:39.980 --> 00:06:44.860 Soylent is - has turned people so weak, they can't even open the bottle themself 00:06:45.280 --> 00:06:47.280 But it's so easy 00:06:54.340 --> 00:06:56.740 Well maybe because you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴? 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:59.720 Maybe it's because you're turning in to a woman 00:07:06.020 --> 00:07:08.160 Maybe that's why everyone's just posing with it? 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:10.340 instead of actually drinking it 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:12.660 Because people just can't help themself 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:15.180 Posing with their soylent bottle 00:07:15.420 --> 00:07:17.720 Nothing like a selfie with your beverage 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:20.540 Wait... isn't that? 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:24.840 Isn't that the host of Bully Hunters? 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:30.340 How far does this conspiracy go? 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:34.900 Yea, look! it says here... "Sponsored by Soylent" 00:07:35.180 --> 00:07:38.440 But she tweeted... Very recently 00:07:38.440 --> 00:07:39.600 "No 𝒮𝒪𝒴" 00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:42.280 She Tweeted "No 𝒮𝒪𝒴 gringo, carajo!" 00:07:42.720 --> 00:07:44.500 Which is Spanish for... 00:07:44.960 --> 00:07:48.340 No more Soylent please. It's turning me in to a deformed creature. 00:07:48.640 --> 00:07:49.760 And look at that! 00:07:50.140 --> 00:07:52.140 She lost her Soylent sponsor. 00:07:52.320 --> 00:07:54.520 How far does the Soylent conspiracy go 00:07:54.760 --> 00:07:56.360 You think I'm just making this up? 00:08:00.780 --> 00:08:02.760 Don't listen to this fake meme propaganda 00:08:02.980 --> 00:08:04.120 This is not true 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:06.180 The left side is always correct 00:08:06.540 --> 00:08:08.360 Okay, for real, no jokes aside 00:08:08.520 --> 00:08:09.020 It's shown that estrogen is in soy 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:14.500 But it's not the same estrogen that your body produces, so 00:08:14.500 --> 00:08:17.360 So consuming Soy shouldn't have any cause on your body 00:08:18.060 --> 00:08:19.740 Or make you more feminine 00:08:19.960 --> 00:08:21.960 Or make you produce less sperm 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:25.700 That's all just - that's all just a meme that's just spiraled out of control 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:28.020 and i feel like I have to be responsible here 00:08:28.620 --> 00:08:29.580 and call it out 00:08:29.840 --> 00:08:34.080 So that people stop using "Soy Boy" as some sort of insult 00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:36.160 Because it's not just... 00:08:36.400 --> 00:08:37.000 mean... 00:08:37.520 --> 00:08:39.500 It's also extremely hurtful 00:08:39.700 --> 00:08:43.460 I just can't understand why anyone would call someone else a soy boy 00:08:43.660 --> 00:08:45.420 To prove some fact that... 00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:47.840 Just because they are less a man 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:50.520 and enjoy watching someone else have s*x with their wife 00:08:51.160 --> 00:08:53.080 That somehow makes them less 00:08:54.060 --> 00:08:54.700 I just... 00:08:55.800 --> 00:08:58.160 We need to.. We need to reduce this 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:00.640 because it's all about The Onion 00:09:00.680 --> 00:09:01.300 That's right! 00:09:01.460 --> 00:09:05.260 If you're not an onion man and consume at least 6 raw onions a day... 00:09:05.520 --> 00:09:10.340 Which is the only scientifically proven way to increase your sperm count by the way 00:09:10.500 --> 00:09:12.420 Huh? Don't believe this? You heard about this? 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:17.840 You know who else like Onions? 00:09:17.880 --> 00:09:21.020 That's right, the most masculine man of mankind 00:09:21.520 --> 00:09:22.020 Shrek 00:09:22.380 --> 00:09:25.020 If you don't eat onion at least once a day 00:09:25.320 --> 00:09:26.860 Then you're part of the problem 00:09:26.920 --> 00:09:28.720 You think i'm just making this up? 00:09:29.060 --> 00:09:33.500 Onions... Keeps your heart health, helps you control diabetes 00:09:33.500 --> 00:09:35.660 Improves immunity, lowers stress 00:09:35.660 --> 00:09:38.560 Helps protect cancer, keeps your skin healthy 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:40.560 And look at that... 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:42.680 Boost your sperm count! 00:09:42.760 --> 00:09:44.680 Doens't matter if you're a wamen of a man 00:09:44.860 --> 00:09:46.940 You need to consume Onions 00:09:46.940 --> 00:09:50.200 You may not like it, but this is what peak performance look like 00:09:50.460 --> 00:09:52.080 Onion man, Vs Soy boy 00:09:52.800 --> 00:09:54.400 Okay, that was the video 00:09:54.460 --> 00:09:54.960 Hey! 00:09:55.060 --> 00:09:59.600 Of course there's one way to very quickly and effectively cure your soy boy 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:03.820 And it's by purchasing one of the cyka blyat Merch 00:10:04.560 --> 00:10:07.100 limited time only. Check out link in the description 00:10:07.100 --> 00:10:09.040 To prove that you're a real alpha 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:13.800 That's right. I'm using memes to sell meme merch 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:18.180 Got a problem? Well you must be full of Soy